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Friday, May 22, 2015

What the fuck headline of the day

This headline from TheMalayMailOnline today....



Minister: Jakim’s entertainment rules not law, but should be followed

Political cock talk at its best. Not law. But you should follow it. Why? Here's the cruncher....

Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department in charge of religious affairs Datuk Seri Jamil Khir Baharom said that the aim of the guideline is to create a healthy Islam-compliant entertainment culture in line with the maqasid shariah (intentions of shariah), a principle that Putrajaya has adopted in its administration.
“Therefore, all those who are involved in the entertainment industry should rightfully adhere to this guideline, although it is not a law or a rule that can be enforced."

WTF! And it's a Friday la brudder. You sure know how to screw up some people's weekend la.

Niamah!!!

Wednesday, May 06, 2015

RUN!!! The gates of the asylum are open!!!



I read this while surfing the Internet...
KUALA LUMPUR, May 5, 2015:
Majlis Amanah Rakyat (Mara) has come to the aid of the Malaysian student in London who was convicted for possession of child pornography.
Mara council member Nazir Hussin Akhtar Hussin was reported to have said that 23-year-old student Nur Fitri Azmeer Nordin should be given a “second chance” to rebuild his career, offering him a chance to resume his studies once Nur Fitri returned to Malaysia.
Nazir told The Star the boy was a “smart student” and saw it as a “pity to waste someone who can be an asset to the country”.
Has someone really forgotten to lock the door to the asylum? Or have we lost the key?

NIAMAH!!!

Monday, May 04, 2015

DOOMED!!!

This from The Malay Mail online today....


Dr M’s warning: Malays doomed if Umno loses......

Dr. M also said....The Malay community will lose all its protections if Umno falls in the next general election

So my question is this. The Malays have had Umno's protections for the past 50+ years. So what good has it done for the community? My Malay brethren will indeed be doomed if they don't wake up and ask this question too.

NIAMAH!!!

Friday, May 01, 2015

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

The World's Bravest Prime Minister

Look at this photo. I will slap anyone who says the Malaysian prime minister is not a courageous man. He is fearless. You dare or not?


NIAMAH!!!


Good morning and welcome to WTF Land.

This from The Malaysian Insider today....
"The protesters REPORTEDLY said the presence of a cross in a Muslim-majority area posed a challenge to the religion and could sway the faith of the youth."
WTF! I wake up every morning to the sound of the Azan call to prayer from at least THREE different mosques! And that's been happening for 5 years or more. If we follow these morons' reasoning I should be Muslim now.
NIAMAH!!!

Monday, April 13, 2015

Umno fuck up

This from The Rakyat Post April 13, 2015...

"If Umno is talking about improving the people’s standard of living and on how to manage the economy, I think that has always been Umno’s responsibility.”.....

Okay...then in that case UMNO fucked up big time. Right?

Niamah!!!

Saturday, April 11, 2015

The Najib Delusion?

This from The Malaysian Insider (11 April, 2015)......

".....Najib said what he needed to do was to carry on and continue his policies. He also said he still had the support of the people and the party....."

Carry on and continue with his policies? Man! Are we fucked or what?!!!
Still had the support of the people....? Okay silent majority you better speak up now.

You see....macam ni....lu tolong gua....eh? da pakai da ayat tu?

"No administration is perfect. Not Tun's, not mine....."

Ya, but some administrations are more imperfect than others, no?

" But we have inherited a nation that has a bright future and Malaysia is regarded as a model country around the world..."

Model? I guess we are a model country around the world....to teach other countries how NOT to fuck up! Thanks.

NIAMAH!!!

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