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Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Sinful indeed.

This headline from today's edition of The Malaysian Insider......

Sinful to give zakat (a form of obligatory alms-giving and religious tax in Islam) directly to the poor, says FT zakat centre chairman.

And according to the wise chairman this is also because Malaysian Muslims were more generous to "cute widows" ......

or "eloquent speakers"......rather than those truly in need.

But it is this last bit of his statement that is quite hard to believe. No?
......the government would ensure that all those in need would receive equal help......

Would anyone else want to know how this chairman fler determines "cuteness" and "eloquence"?


Saturday, November 14, 2015

You got to be kidding me!!!

The sedition charge against Mohd Ali Baharom was dropped as police could not come up wih evidence of the alleged inflammatory remarks - Attorney-General

"The actual recording was not enough. It is only a few seconds. We missed the "seditious part" - Attorney-General

The AG also revealed that he had instructed the police to gather more evidence and the men in blue allegedly said they could not find more.

Malaysia On Top Of The World Thanks To Umno's ├Źntelligent Leadership' - Hishammuddin Hussein, Minister of Defence

.....the country's accomplishments since last year were feats few other countries could have succeeded with "flying colours"  

Hishammuddin challenged leaders from the opposing Pakatan Rakyat (PR) bloc to prove they had the strengths to accomplish as much.

Really? Vacate Putrajaya for a couple of months and let PR sit in. And I am sure they will prove that they can fuck up just as monumentally as you can. Wanna try?

We overpaid for plants to keep power tariffs low for rakyat, 1 MDB chief says

Okay......I am sure that there is some great logic of economics there in that statement. But with my astromical and soaring cost of living it just sounds like a great example of typical Malaysian-fuck-the-people commerce. You decide.



Sad day

The world woke up to the news of the horrific terrorist attacks in Paris. More than 100 innocent people are dead. May their souls rest in peace and their killers be brought to justice and receive the punishment they deserve.

God keep us safe

Friday, November 13, 2015

Okay let's go spin

This headline makes one mutter tsk...tsk...tsk and shake ones head slowly in disbelief......and say "About blaardy time" ......

Najib agrees to cooperate with MACC

The Sun today reported that

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Abdul Razak said today he will provide his statement to the Malaysian Anti-corruption Commission (MACC) in the near future about the controversial RM2.6 billion which had been deposited into his personal account in 2013

This can only mean that all the "information" has been put in place and it is now time to do the spin. Oh wait.......the PM did also say that he would speak "in the near future". In Malaysia that could mean a lot of things. Near future could mean decades. Or never. And Malaysians are famous for having short memories.


Tuesday, November 10, 2015

I Dinch Know Ma!

It is not the shrinking Ringgit or the inflated cost of living or the growing divide among the races that really worry me. It's the kind of people that we are allowing to run our country that is the real worry.  This idiot expects us to swallow his excuse. "Aiyah naer mine la. Gua tak tahu. I dinch know turtle eggs got danger. Sharksfin only kan? Keep quiet je la. People invite ma so not nice to say anything lor."  Oh by the way, this idiot is our minister of Rural & Regional Development. His brain isn't too well developed I think.


A Crying Shame

After 58 years of MERDEKA this news headline yesterday made me want to cry......

This one is a ......

NIAMAH!!! and a half la.

A Good Poke on A Holy Day.

This is today's HAHAHAHAHAHA headline (from The Malaysian Insider)......

The Indian community in Malaysia has been ready and screaming for help for 50 years and are now told by the Prime Minister that the government is READY to help them


How to rub salt in the wound and add some dhal at the same time.


Wednesday, June 03, 2015

Faith. The real sense of the word.

This man has FAITH

Malaysia has more religious freedom than US, Singapore, Christian group says - President of a new non-governmental organisation Christians for Peace and Harmony Malaysia (CPHM), Reverend Wong Kim Kong
I want whatever this Reverend Wong is smoking or shooting up or snorting. Really. I mean read what else he says....
“In Malaysia, even if you talk bad about a different religion, not that we want to, they won’t disturb you,”
He claimed Malaysians are also allowed to freely practice their
religions at any location while Americans face difficulty even when wanting to pray.
“For the Christians, the Buddhist, the Hindus, you can build a shrine anywhere, you can open a church in any shop lot.
“You can even form a church without registration because the constitution allows you to practice your religion.
I like the way this happy fairy is convinced that "........even if you talk bad about a different religion, not that we want to, they won’t disturb you...." Well, I guess it is true. They won't disturb you. They just throw you into a cell and leave you alone. They won't disturb you.


Friday, May 22, 2015

What the fuck headline of the day

This headline from TheMalayMailOnline today....

Minister: Jakim’s entertainment rules not law, but should be followed

Political cock talk at its best. Not law. But you should follow it. Why? Here's the cruncher....

Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department in charge of religious affairs Datuk Seri Jamil Khir Baharom said that the aim of the guideline is to create a healthy Islam-compliant entertainment culture in line with the maqasid shariah (intentions of shariah), a principle that Putrajaya has adopted in its administration.
“Therefore, all those who are involved in the entertainment industry should rightfully adhere to this guideline, although it is not a law or a rule that can be enforced."

WTF! And it's a Friday la brudder. You sure know how to screw up some people's weekend la.


Wednesday, May 06, 2015

RUN!!! The gates of the asylum are open!!!

I read this while surfing the Internet...
KUALA LUMPUR, May 5, 2015:
Majlis Amanah Rakyat (Mara) has come to the aid of the Malaysian student in London who was convicted for possession of child pornography.
Mara council member Nazir Hussin Akhtar Hussin was reported to have said that 23-year-old student Nur Fitri Azmeer Nordin should be given a “second chance” to rebuild his career, offering him a chance to resume his studies once Nur Fitri returned to Malaysia.
Nazir told The Star the boy was a “smart student” and saw it as a “pity to waste someone who can be an asset to the country”.
Has someone really forgotten to lock the door to the asylum? Or have we lost the key?