(Typical Malaysian traffic jam. Spot the guy who will go far in life in Bolehland.)
This morning was one of those rare occasions that I drive in rush hour traffic along Jalan Ulu Kelang. While I was inching along, I had an epiphany.
Malaysians drive the same way they do most things in life here in Bolehland.
Hiyah! Do la whatever you have to do to get what you want.
In a jam drive along the hard shoulder. Change lanes without bothering to signal. Just look for an opening and jam yourself in there. Speed limit? What's that? If you drive a bigger car than the one next to you in the jam just shove the little one off the road.
In Malaysian work/business life bribe, cheat, lie, bully to get what you want..
Drive lawfully and courteously? Do things the legal way? You must be joking. You think what? Stupid ah?