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Thursday, January 18, 2007

What the pork man???

(Porkies showing us what the year's going to be like for human porkies. Or what politicians are doing to our country. Niamah!!!)

Photo from www.hedweb.com/animimag/amorous-pigs.htm




I opened my mailbox this morning and got a personal Niamah!!! moment.

Niamah!!!

As you know the next lunar year is the year of the Pig. That fat, jolly creature that epitomizes the easy life. Relax, makan, enjoy. You know that kind of thing. So everybody happy la. Well, unless you happen to be born in the year of the Pig. Then you’re royally screwed!


Wealth: Avoid investments. If you are in sales, there is a high likelihood to experience a low period.

Relationship:
If you are in a relationship, you will expect more quarrels and misunderstandings this year…

And the list of ‘bad’ things goes on for all the little piggies out there.

Don’t you just hate people who send you this stuff? Do I need to know this shit man?

Niamah!!!

P/s I guess you’ve figured out that I was born in the year of the Pig.

15 comments:

adriantai said...

just can't resist doing this, patrick...

"here lil (okie, not so little) piggy, piggy..."

monsterball said...

If YOU RECALL 24 YEARS AGO...THE YEAR OF THE PIG FOR YOU...SHOULD BE LICKED ON ....CUDDLED AND FINALLY ROASTED BY BEAUTY QUEENS. What a life you had!

FIR said...

Come across your blog by chance... Still star-struck at the moment, LOL. Okay, now you know I'm a Malaysian, don't you?

Nice blog and I've linked you up, if you don't mind.

mob1900 said...

Niamah! is Tagged for the 1st time.
Can masuk MBoR for this. :)

http://mob1900.blogspot.com/2007/01/6-weird-thangs-about-mob1900.html

monsterball said...

Naimah!!! Actor..DJ...COMMEDIEN....RADIO TALK SHOW...ETC ETC AND NOW ASTROLOGER???
But the good news I am sure..your new found astronomy business will go bankcrupt........hahahaha
WITH YOU AROUND...MANY WILL HAVE NO JOB LAH!! Retire like me and lets go fishing....pond only...no sea.

zewt said...

Hahahahahahaha.... Pat, you can always choose not to open such mail. I never read such mail...

Bernsy said...

Remember that Movie that struck a craze for piglets ? Year of the Dog , adopt a DOG, year of the Pig lets go adopt a Pig, feed them beta-agonist and watch them grow up in a jiffy... kekekeke

The Doctor's Muse said...

Patrick, sir, how did you get that picture in the first place? Brilliant. Did you always have it for future use or did you google it?

I wonder what keywords did you enter.

SioW JM said...

Niamah!!...wat a name..came across by chance, i think it was jeffooi's site. anyway..loled at every post...oh yeah, i've linked u, tat is if its okay with u :)

monsterball said...

Doc...That picture is actually Patrick dressed up at a halloween party 25 years ago.........just ONE MAN......himself!! Look at the photio carefully and see his big belly. The legs are made of wood.He told ne to snap it. I still have the nagative.

Mnuts said...

Pat.....holy pig, what are those pigs doing?! Niamah!!!
Pig in lunar calendar appears every 12 years...if you are not 48 you must be 60 this year...HAPPY PIG YEAR Pat...sure at your age you don't need to do any sales and relationship-wise, naaa no need lah...be well and have a good good fat fat pig year.

Anonymous said...

mnuts ,

niamah ! Patrick can't be 36 can he ?

patrickteoh said...

Patrick can't be 36! Such a bad joke la. Niamah!!! LOL
mnuts, what are those pigs doing? The same thing that's being done to our country. No need for sales? Got need la. NO need for relationships? How'd you come by that idea?
monsterball, I think you forgot to take your medicine today.
siowjm, link away, my friend. It's my honour.
doctor's muse, how'd I get the picture? I just image googled "pigs". They're all there.
zewt, thanks for the advice. Too late now. Niamah!!!
mob1900, finally got what you meant. Nah I won't be disclosing that kind of info for a while la.
fir, you're star-struck? Met Siti issit? LOL.

Cuddly Family said...

life is how u make it! I was reading a certain Feng shui guru's book (astrology for 2007).. I was like err... I see.. crazy lah.. I think Im gng to give it away LOL LOL waste my money only.. Sell on ebay MUAHHAHA

Life is how you make it really. Yes, there are factors that influence it but doesnt it depend on how you deal with those factors?

Fortis Fortuna Adiurat is my fav saying. (Fortune Aids the Brave)

patrickteoh said...

Thanks Cuddly. That is reassuring to hear.

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