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Friday, July 20, 2007

Sorry ah. We can't see the trees for the forest one.

Oooops! Sorry, boss. I really put my foot in it this time.


This is how things work in Bolehland...

First the Deputy Home Affairs Minister announces that 79,000 Malays had surrendered their citizenship.

Then the tokkok in the mamak stalls went like this..."Wah even the Malays are leaving the country in droves man. Baarger, if the Bumi's are not happy with what they are getting then what the f*** am I doing here man?"

Then somebody in the cabinet must have thought, "Aiyoh! The baarger Tan got big mouth la. Who ask him to release the figures? Retract, retract, retract."

Then the Home Affairs minister himself makes a statement.

No la. Only 10,411 were Malays. The majority of the baargers who left were Chinese la.
86,078. So nothing wrong what. Those flers always like that one. We are the only ones who sayang Malaysia one.

So everything is hunky dory again in Bolehland.

But somehow, I tend to believe the deputy minister more. What about you?

NIAMAH!!!

16 comments:

daevyd said...

That's life in bolehland lah. Everybody contradicting everyone else, sending out conflicting data and making irresponsible statements.

daniel said...

That Deputy Minister's got no balls or what? If he has the correct figures, he should stand up to his boss who is trying to make him look stupid.

kleptocrats said...

I beg to defer. I somehow think chinese top the statistic. This country provide the best for malays, I am surprise they would even think of migrating. NEP only exists here, all provided for them. Where to find in other countries? Only very good, smart and talented malays move on to seek better opportunities elsewhere.

patrickteoh said...

kleptocrats, are you saying the deputy minister of home affairs is a liar? You're too late. His boss already claimed that one.

No la, daevyd. Life in Bolehland is...the food is good what!

George said...

Well said Uncle Patrick! Coincidently I write a comment in my blog regarding to these problems also! Let us think for awhile, why many chinese run away from Malaysia ar? because can't stand the discriminatory policies lo...

BTW, my brother is named after you also! Respect respect you!!

hantutelur said...

In the eighties, I know lots of friends whose families migrated to Australia. They were all Chinese. NEP or what, Chinese have bigger numbers of successful businessmen who made tons of money and donno how to spend, so they began buying properties in other countries namely Australia. I have yet to hear my Malay friends migrating except from kampungs to the cities. Elite Malays like royalties, corporate leaders and those who earn more that their official payslip may also buy properties outside this country, but not so many give up citizenship to live overseas. So I honestly believe the Deputy Minister din give the correct figure in the first place.

Anonymous said...

If we start compiling these type of "statements", Malaysian Cabinet member will definitely wins for Guiness world of embarassment statement. I think we should practice what a wise man said, silent is golden

built62 said...

radzi, get your SCORE counter ready. the numbers are going up, thanks to najib.

elcayhoh ('el-kuai') said...

No f*** care who's telling da correct figure ler... I wanna join that group, so anyone can guide me?

Pity my future children to be living in such a "Bolehland" (lmao)

Anonymous said...

#I am a middle-class sucessful professional malay man,highly educated with foreign education,inteligent,trendy and like the finer things in life just like anyone else...

Now to enjoy the fruit of my labour, where and wat can I do to please myself and enjoy life in this country?
-Can't go pub..
-Can't go casino..
-Can't marry anyone i like who's not a muslim..unless go thru hassles..
-Can't change my religion..
-Can only hang around warungs,coffee hse, snooker parlour, golf clubs and bowling alleys, cinemas...

#I am a middle-class sucessful, professional malay lady,good looking, sexy, attractive, highly educated with foreign education,inteligent,trendy and like the finer things in life just like anyone else...

Now to enjoy the fruit of my labour, where and wat can I do to please myself and enjoy life in this country?

-Can't go pub..
-Can't go casino..
-Can't flaunt my beautiful hair and my sexy curves...
-Can't swim in bikinis..
-Can't wear mini-skirts..
-Can't marry anyone i like who's not a muslim..unless go thru hassles..
-Can't change my religion...
-Can't complain about my husband cheating on me, hurt me by going out with someone else..Can't divoce him..
-Can only hang around warungs,coffee hse, snooker parlour, golf clubs and bowling alleys, cinemas...

Basically, just have to do wat we were told to do and follow..no questions..

Anonymous said...

Malaysia is a land of growing pigs.
Let's eat more Bak Kut Teh. It is last right we have in Malaysia and we are going to lose it soon.

Serenity said...

if you look at it in terms of percentage, 79,000 is less than 1% of the total Malay population. i think the Home Affairs Minister panicked for nothing. i also believe that the first figures given by the Deputy is reasonably correct. the Home Affairs Minister's counter reactive numbers? what a joke!

KeeYin said...

The fact that they mentioned Malays, Chinese or Indians etc etc already distinguish us among themselves. Why are they so dumb, Chinese/Indian leaving is not a concern? So Malaysian comprises of what actually?

the hitman said...

when the malays start leaving, I think its time the others leave as well.

Anak Bapa said...

Dear kleptocrat,

Sorry to disagree with you .... it is not the Malays who are getting the benefits from BN rule BUT UMNOputra, MCAputra and MICputra ....

thehitman said...

I agree with you anak bapa.The malays under the NEP were getting the bread crumbs NOT on the table but which have fallen OFF the table,Look who sits on the table the U.M.M putras.Look at the who gets the so call govt contract.Is it Ah Kow/Ali/Muthu from a Kampung?

Nahhh ... it is some Tan Sri Dato Ah Kow - Ali- Muthu with a string of titles underneath like PPN,AMN,GPN,NUT,FCUK,SITH titles.

Nuffnang