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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Strange Contradictions

Adam: Can one la. Close one eye la.

Our Malaysian "authorities" have a very strange culture and way of thinking and doing things, you know. Just a couple of simple examples here...

One "authority" says that dark tinting for car windows and windscreens are not allowed because of safety reasons. The tint might obscure the view of the driver and therefore endanger him and the passengers of the vehicle.


BUT...

presumably, the same "authority" thinks it is perfectly okay for some of Malaysia's most important people, like judges, top rank armed forces personnel, the Prime Minister no less to travel in vehicles which are tinted blacker than a kuali's ass.

One "authority" in charge of vehicular and road safety introduces 3rd brake lights, the AWAS MUATAN PANJANG contraption behind lorries, speed limits, PUSPACOM etc. all in the interest of road safety.

BUT...

presumably, the same "authority" thinks nothing of asking Malaysians to risk life and limb in the name of patriotism every Merdeka season. Fly the flag. Yeah just anywhere on your vehicle. Obscure the rear window of buses. No problem. Fly a huge flapping jalur gemilang on your lorry with only a couple of rubber bands to hold the flagpole to the lorry exhaust pipe. No problem. Show your patriotism with a flapping flag bigger than your 100cc kap cai. No problem.

One "authority" takes months, sometimes years to issue C.F.'s. Those infamously hard to obtain pieces of paper that says buildings are safe for occupation by human beings.

BUT...

presumably, the same "authority" thinks it is perfectly alright to allow occupation of buildings that have not been 'declared' safe. More often than not for up to years at a time. No problem.

Niamah!!!

8 comments:

zewt said...

presumably... all these authorities are under one authority... right pat?

fai said...

nothing on the namewee 'scandal' (if it is one at all)?

would love to see u say niamah!! about that..

Melvin Mah said...

I am still scratching my head over why things that the public do would contradict to what government guys do.

Are they really afraid of being embarrassed in front of the public, if their beans got spilled out?

It's really unfair to us. If the law says this, then it also applies to the government guys. It's just that having the ability to manipulate the law for their own purposes is what differentiates between us and them.

It's time to turn the tables against them. If they are criticized in front of the public, expect to dish the same treatment to them as what they would treat to citizens. Just imagine being on the losing side of the next general elections...

asuk said...

Ye, contradictions and double standard. Niamah!!! when some goons were sabre-rattling against us at the umno assembly last year, they were let off with a pat on their backs. On the other hand, when a guiless young student rapped to tell the whole world how he felt to live in this bolehland, he is now being haunted and harassed by the " authority". The whole episode makes one want to puke, Niamah!!!

fulat said...

What puts me off and always curse townasing is the car in front of me, tinted dark or covered the rear shield with all kinds of shades.
You can't even see the car's third brake light in front of that townasing car.
Niamah.

Anonymous said...

Err.. wat's so..surprising, huh ,huh..??? Most Ah-Longs' cars I know are having very dark tinted car windows verrr... hah ha ha ha..!

Vincent said...

"...blacker than a kuali's ass."

Hahahaha, wicked!

kingtut said...

brilliant PT!!!! this is awesome! there should be loads more strange contradictions like these, isn't it?

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