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Friday, October 05, 2007

Dei! Wake up la dei!

Ai yam telling you la dei. Dey were going damn blaardy fast la. Zooom! Just lie dat da dei! Of course ai yam yangry la. How can dey be faster than me isnit? Ban. Correct, correct, correct. I said BAN! Ha! Yes! Correct, correct, correct, correct, correct.


Hot on the heels of his announcement of a New Year gift for all Malaysians in the form of a 10% hike in toll charges, Samy Velu has again almost arbitrarily pontificated that he wants to ban all super-bikes from Malaysian expressways. Why? It seems that a bunch of these bikers had the audacity to pass Samy's limo at speeds of up to 170 kph. Or so he claims la. That really pissed him off and the next day he made the announcement.

BAN THE FUCKERS...errr...I mean BIKERS!!!

Of course there were the usual GASP's! HOW CAN's?!!! Etc. la. But the god...err... I mean godfather of the Works ministry is adamant. Ban!

But I think Samy should be a little more realistic la. If he took the trouble to speak to his cabinet colleague, the baarger in charge of transport, and the police inspector-general fler he would know that Malaysian roads are in a total state of anarchy and have been for years already.

Samy, should know that these days nobody obeys traffic laws anymore. Just take a look, Sam.

The left lanes of major highways are used as parking lots.
Speed limit signs are for decoration only.
Stop at a red light ah? Waffor? Waste time only.
Indicate lane change ah? Don't want la. Waste battery la.
Lane discipline? Errrr...what's that ah?
Eh! Look there's a traffic policeman at the junction. So what la? The baarger don't care one la...

So Samy, save yourself some grief la. Let the baargers...I mean bikers ride at whatever speed they want. And maybe they might even be of some help since it is the first of our annual culling seasons coming up, Hari Raya Aidil Fitri. Who knows how many more they can help to kill.

Niamah!!!

With an administration...

that can't even control traffic...
that allegedly allows the 'fixing' of the judiciary...
whose leader is somnambulistic...
that allows the wastage of public funds to the tune of billions and continues to do so manufacturing cardboard heroes on mountain tops and outer space...
which is not transparent or accountable to anyone but themselves...

...you still haven't registered to VOTE??? (there were 5 million of you at last count)

I hope you have a good emigration plan in place.

Niamah!!!
I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!" So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
(Howard Beale in NETWORK <1976>)

36 comments:

pah nur said...

ayyammmaaaa...Malaysian road can speed aa? The holes, the tolls the confusing sign boards that are all cause our traffic jam, can still go beyond 59.99 km per hour kaa? Impossible mey...

Ever notice that the confusing signboards will lead you to get lost on the malaysian roads,and without fail, land you in front of another blaaaady toll. Talk about a conspiracy theory.

We keep producing kopi-O drivers on the road, plus our substandard education system that fail to produce civic minds. Then when kena tahan itu Laaatok, we practice our Malaysia Boleh spirit (Malaysia boleh....boleh kiraaaaaa...).

Then as usual, when some bikers speed, sadist samy will use that as an excuse to hike up toll money. Where got road...

pah nur said...

Wait, haven't finished nagging yet. (Excuse me I am a woman..)

I think what Samy should do, is to loose his traffic escort, with the fancy siren and all, then ask him to drive into town at peak hours. Then, ask him how he'd feel when admist the chaotic traffic, middle fingers flying, honking monking going on, he hear Badawi's escort's siren from afar, howling,"tepi bagi laluan" (don't even say excuse me also..rude buggers), and he has to make way in the pre existing traffic hell. Haaa.....baru padan itu muka dengan it rambut palsu...

Public trasportation system is totally horrendous. You take the LRT, reach destination, they will drop you into twilight zone with lots of piranha taxis around, waiting to gnaw into your purse.

No, the government will never be sincere in upgrading the public transportation system because it it is efficient, no one would buy our national car. There is a solution, and the solution is making our public transportation system excellent, which unfortunately will never happen as there are people, gaining from our sufferings in the traffic jam....

I want to get mad. But I want to get even, even more...tell me how!!!!!

Melvin Mah said...

remember what the saying in Kung Fu Hustle? Speed defines the winner? If you really hate people on the road because of procrastination, you would go fast. after all, going fast can save you time to do other things and besides, you may have good things coming by being early!

back in ipoh, we used to call that toupee samy as "bloody bastard". my old man would say that, my newspaper man will say that. and this is the only guy of the old block that has yet to hand over power to younger generation with the excuse "not sure who fits my requirements."

samy is driven around by people. actually the ministers should have a hands on driving moment to get the feel and perspective as a driver. you put this kind of rule without being a driver to understand, people will start making noise lol!

Anonymous said...

Not easy to get mad la. Many malaysians got this disease la...called malaise..ians.

Gua said...

No...No... the sign board is not to make you lost in the roads.. they direct you the a golden road... the most expensive path that you can take to reach a destination instead....

why my name is guabohsong.... coz gua si be boh song already... i really had enough of all these.... i take my action... i register my self for voting... i only had 1 vote... but everyone of us go register and didn't waste our vote... together we can change.... let them know we, the people, had the POWER!!!! For me, anyone i can vote but not THEM anymore.....

Anonymous said...

NIAMAH, why you use so bombastic word. somnambulistic? heck, thats sleepwalking, rite.
you see, at least I learn another new word from a blog site. who says blogs are for liars only.
angry? very much. the fellas from ACA are going after the messenger instead of the rogues in the judiciary fiasco. shit, think ACA now stands for anti-clean agency instead of Anti-Corruption agency.
NIAMAH, NIAMAH, NIAMAH..going to get my wife, my in laws, my cousins, my dog, my cat, the lizards and roaches in my apartment to vote against these bimboos..NIAMAH, NIAMAH, NIAMAH..damn frus.

patrickteoh said...

Hey anonymous, don't be surprised if you find that your dog, cat and the lizards and cockroaches in your house may already be registered voters!

Anonymous said...

ban the blady bikes, not because they are fast but because they are not contributing to my pocket...."in samy's head"

pah nur said...

Dear melvin, the whole idea of getting from point A to point B is to reach there in one piece. If the Kung Fu Hustle method works for you and other road users, (or abusers rather ), then carry on my friend.. speed and leave us the void much needed on the malaysian roads.
So what if speed kills. Smoking,fucking,excessive drinking, eating also kills. Only thing the people cleaning up the dead body lying on the road would be grumbling lar for all the mess the accident left, not to mention the tax payer's damage cost by destruction of the public property involved.
But if we all got excellent driving skills, sure can waaaaaaaaannn...You will only know that your driving skill sucks when you end up in the hospital or the mortuary. Good way to test ourselves meh...
Only good thing that comes out of the whole accident scenario would be good biznez for the mortuary flers and of coz the doctors...

Anonymous said...

patrick

I better check with the election commission first. but i aint surpise that my dog and cat are registered as voters. nothing surprise me anymore in this CORRUPTLAND. Finding a clean and honest official is no easy task these days. Even the ACA has swung over to the dark side. Guess, if you cant beat them, join them.
NIAMAH.

Gua said...

I think they should rename ACA.... "Advanced Corruption Agency".....

Suspect of the corruption was not being investigate but the person that report it kena!!

Niamah!!!!

zorro said...

Tambi looking for issues mah. I am really gettting mad, but none of them within reach to choke.

Anonymous said...

insects all registered to vote, not surprised as dead people also voting mah. unfortunately, i dont think the dead guys are voting for the good guys.

Anonymous said...

You failed to understand the situation, why Samy w4nt beserk -

HE just can't stand ANYONE, especially some rempits getting the better of HIM.

That's his style all these years. He's got this complex thing, you know, most baldies have it.

Anonymous said...

"I hope you have a good emigration plan in place."

See? I was right all along.

Migrate lah...

penang-kia said...

Samy Bulu statement if Modenas were to make superbikes.

Modenas CEO:"We are planning to manufacture superbikes which is more affordable in our market"

Samy Bulu:"Toll Free for Superbikers"

Niamah!!! Morons...

Melvin Mah said...

this is in reply for pah nur:

yes, speed can be an ally or the end of person, depending on how it is used.

but the thing we are talking about is about that toupee samy. the one thing i had reservations about this guy is that this macha is old school and it's high time for him to go off. Or else, he is considered as a dinosaur as some other people in the government are. One example? ZAM!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Semi-retarded Value doesnt know that kapchai riders are already using the hiways and giving the middle finger to the motorcycle lanes. Imagine those outriders in their high cc bikes escorting this retard on the hi-way and they hv no choice but to ride in the dedicated bike lanes while retarded Semi get caught in the plain-joe- kinda road jams on a daily basis.

Semi retarded Value,

If u wanna tok kok, pls use ur kok to tok. Instead of spewing saliva from ur stinking mouth, I think we prefer ur kok to do the tokkking as it has no liquid to spew out at least!

pah nur said...

I got this sms sometime when there were two conflicts in heat. It was where Arafat was to be burried, and the flash floods that occured in new Highways like NKVE etc that I'd like to share it with you people.

It goes something like this, "Latest poll shows 65% of Malaysians want Arafat to be buried in Jerusalem. Also 99.9% want Samy Vellu to be buried in a landslide"

So Melvin,dun worry. We're on the same team.

Ping said...

What can I say about what you wrote except that you are .....

correct correct correct correct correct

vicodin said...

Why do I find policy making in Malaysia is very 'oppinionated'? Sammy said ban superbikes because one overtook him at 170kmph. This fella never heard of evidence-based thinking ke?

Anonymous said...

Semi retarded must be really pissed off becos some jerk can own a super bike whereas with his ill gotten gains of millions he cant own one!


Oh ya sorry he cant ride a bike and go 170km/h. His toupee will get blown away!

bayi said...

This blardy minister must be thinking that we pay toll charges in rupees lah! Niamah!

Anonymous said...

dia manyak kuat o... boleh perintah itu polis tangkap orang speeding, itu polis kalau tatatk cakap itu serupa tido, dia mesti mau jadi itu polis boss, aiyah

anfield devotee said...

Big bikes usually ridden by all them weekend Dato Easy Rider who will surely tell Samy to fook off; so real bikers take it easy, it'll pass . . .

Anonymous said...

Hmm.. does this mean also the police which driving da big biker will be ban too from the highway? No more escort big big car oledi lo like that....

Hooyyoooo, normally i saw big big biker, police one vrooom vroom at speed more than 170 wo.. like that can one ka?

nurl said...

register as voter???

my friend, a registered voter went to vote during the previous election, and was told that he already voted that morning!!!!! crazy.. when he go report police, police told him to complain to SPR, coz that's not their problem, it's SPR's problem. When he go to cancel the registration and re-register, the SPR ppl said he cannot do that... *(&*%&^$%#%

my brother, registered as voter, but when election, he was told that he, a chinese from a new village, have to go and vote in a malay kampung (UMNO vs PAS)... (*&*&%^$%#%

my brother's friend, a malay young man in ipoh, went to register as voter, and was told that he already register in Seremban, and the SPR fellas ask him to go vote in Seremban!!! (*&*^&^$%$#%$&Y(

hell! like that how to vote????

zewt said...

i tot they just announced that there will be no toll increase? well... supposed to make us feel good with that.

ban bikes? why dont they fucking ban those rempits?

patrickteoh said...

Yes nurl, there are alot of things wrong with our system. Ironically, that is why we ALL must vote to help initiate change.

vicodin, Samy is the most senior minister in the cabinet now so he's given carte blanche to sound off once in a while I think.

Ping, that is a very good observation. No a very correct, correcct, correct one. Thank you.And God bless you and your family.

zorro, we don't need to choke anyone. Just be mad enough to want to make a difference. Thanks for the visit.

Kevin said...

I agree with you Patrick. Let's all vote for you. Fantastic actor as well.

Kevin
http://utusan-malaysia-berita.blogspot.com

Vicodin said...

This story was told by my friend, a law student.

A lecturer asked the class, with the show of hands, who thinks the Government is corrupted and generally 'tak boleh pakai'. Almost 90% of the students in the hall raised their hands.

He proceeded by asking, how many then have registered as voters? There were more heads down than hands raised.

I agree with you Mr. Teoh. We ALL must vote. And yes, I have registered.

Anonymous said...

Sammy's outriders all sissies and zoom at only 70km. He shld be employing those Mat Rempits instead. They might be more skinny and not as fat as those current police flers but hey as least they get the job done!

Anonymous said...

I hope for his sake, Sam got KJ's approval to ban these mat rempits! Else Sam will have to see his FIL!

hawaiichee said...

10 November Saturday, 3pm Dataran Merdeka - walk to the Istana

09/10: Tuntut pilihan raya adil - Perhimpunan Rakyat 10 November ini di Dataran Merdeka

Intan Abdullah
Harakahdaily

Gabungan Menuntut Pilihan Raya Bersih dan Adil (BERSIH) akan menganjurkan satu perhimpunan raksasa yang dinamakan perhimpunan rakyat pada Sabtu 10 November ini di Dataran Merdeka.

Dalam satu pengumuman yang dibuat pada sidang media hari ini, BERSIH dijangka akan mengadakan perhimpunan tersebut bermula jam 3 petang.

"Perhimpunan tersebut seterusnya akan berarak ke Istana Negara bagi menyerahkan memorandum tuntutan rakyat kepada Yang di-Pertuan Agong untuk menyuarakan hasrat rakyat untuk menjalani pilihan raya yang bersih dan adil seperti yang terkandung di dalam tuntutan BERSIH sebelum ini," ujar wakil Jawatankuasa Bersih di Pejabat Agung PAS, Jalan Raja Laut tengahari tadi.

Menurut Jawatankuasa BERSIH, Sivarasa Rasiah, ia juga sebagai satu ketetapan yang telah diambil oleh mereka yang menjangkakan bahawa pilihan raya umum ke-12 akan diadakan seawal November.

"Kami membuat telahan tersebut berdasarkan situasi Umno-BN yang kini berada keadaan terdesak, setelah melalui dua insiden yang menekan mereka iaitu peristiwa berdarah di Batu Buruk serta pendedahan video klip rasuah peguam dan hakim negara," jelasnya.

Perdana Menteri, Dato' Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi ujarnya mungkin akan membuat pengumuman tarikh PRU 12 lebih awal untuk mengeluarkan diri mereka daripada tekanan-tekanan tersebut sepertimana yang dibuat oleh PM sebelumnya pada PRU 1999.

"Ia adalah suatu jangkaan kritikal dibuat BERSIH berbeza dengan beberapa tekaan yang dibuat oleh beberapa parti politik sebelum ini," ujar AJK PAS Pusat, Dr Dzulkefly Ahmad pula,

Tindakan mengadakan perhimpunan tersebut adalah rentetan daripada resolusi Konvensyen Rakyat beberapa bulan yang lalu.

Koordinator Badan Penggerak Demokrasi Rakyat, Anuar Tahir berkata tarikh pilihan raya bukan suatu fokus yang utama bagi BERSIH sebaliknya tuntutan reformasi rakyat terhadap perjalanan pilihan raya perlu terus dihidupkan.

"Kerana ia mungkin akan mengundang kecurangan dalam PRU 12 sebagaimana yang berlaku dalam PRU 2004 yang lalu," jelasnya.

Penganjur juga ujarnya sedang berusaha menyelesaikan urusan mendapatkan permit untuk mengadakan perhimpunan tersebut, serta telah menggerakkan ahli-ahli parti atau pertubuhan yang bergabung dalam gabungan tersebut bagi menjayakannya.

"Kami juga telah bersiap sedia dengan sebarang kemungkinan dan risiko yang bakal berlaku nanti," tambah Sivarasa.

Sementara itu, dalam sidang media yang sama BERSIH turut memaklumkan bahawa mereka akan menghantar surat kepada Suruhanjaya Hak Asasi Manusia (Suhakam) berhubung isu tragedi berdarah di Batu Buruk pada 8 September lalu.

"Setelah mengadakan mesyuarat hari ini, kami membuat keputusan untuk menghantar surat kepada Suhakam mengenai permintaan kami agar diadakan satu siasatan menyeluruh terhadap tragedi tersebut memandangkan Pesuruhjaya Suhakam, Dato' Siva Subramaniam telah membawanya ke mesyuarat mereka semalam," ujarnya.

Bersih berharap akan mendapat keputusan yang positif daripada hasil mesyuarat tersebut, seterusnya membawa kepada tindakan bersepadu supaya perkara tersebut tidak akan berulang.

"Malangnya, media arus perdana sengaja memainkan taktik 'kewartawanan jahat' yang sentiasa diulang tayangan menyebabkan persepsi buruk rakyat kepada Bersih dan parti pembangkang," tambah Dr Dzulkefly.

Bersih menyatakan kekesalan dan menyelar tindakan parti pemerintah yang menggunakan media arus perdana sebagai jentera menyebarkan propaganda jahat serta kempen untuk merosakkan imej parti-parti pembangkang.

Anonymous said...

The big bikers on highways that speed are mostly from Singapore. They are rushing up north before the border town closes. Our big bikers are slower but they do so in convoys.

Our Mr.Samy shd be more observant as the no. plates are different.

arifabdull said...

hawaiichee said...

10 November Saturday, 3pm Dataran Merdeka - walk to the Istana
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harap2 kali ini, Raja-raja tidak sekali lagi mengecewakan rakyat.

Jangan kita lupa, golongan bangsawan ini bersama UMNOlah yang telah bersekongkol dengan British untuk mengenepikan Perlembagaan cadangan rakyat pada tahun 1947.

Golongan bangsawan dan UMNOlah yang telah menjadi talibarut British sehingga penjajah berani menutup mata terhadap tentangan rakyat melalui 'Hartal' (mogok) besar-besaran di seluruh Malaya pada 20/10/07 itu.

Harap2, raja-raja yang ada sekarang ini dapat bertaubat daripada kesilapan nenek moyang mereka dahulu itu, dengar dan berpihaklah kepada tuntutan rakyat jelata!

Nuffnang