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Sunday, October 28, 2007

Thank you, NST!

Actually, there are many ways of screwing the rakyat. Straight up. Sideways also can.

Okay everybody, all stand up and give 3 cheers to The New Straits Times. Then if you haven't already, rush out and get yourself a copy of this newspaper. They have performed a great national service in today's edition.

The NST today dedicated 3 full pages to an interview with Nazri Abdul Aziz the de facto law minister. (The meaning of de facto: being such in effect though not formally recognized.)

It is a compelling read. It is hilarious. Tragic. Terrifying. All at the same time.

It also a very clear portrayal of the kind of morons that we Malaysians allow to manage our lives and our country. Especially, those of us who do not exercise our power and right of the vote.

I urge you. Read the interview in the New Straits Times today. Don't let morons like that continue to take you for fools. Or if you do...then you are a de facto moron too.

ANALYSIS

This interview published in today's New Sunday Times is...

1. A covert operation by Pak Lah's administration to get rid of this clown. I mean why else would the NST (and we know who owns it) give him so much rope to hang himself. Public hangings illegal some more.

2. A covert operation by the opposition. (this is the most unlikely)

3. The NST's way of firing some editor or other. Syabas to the one who approved this interview and to the journalist, Aniza Damis who conducted the interview. Great piece of writing, Aniza.

"I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!" So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" (Howard Beale in NETWORK <1976>)


NIAMAH!!!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

SELAMAT AIDIL FITRI


PATRICK, MIN, LAURA AND ADAM TEOH
WISH ALL MUSLIM MALAYSIANS


SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDIL FITRI!!!

Friday, October 12, 2007

Quotes from sages and morons Pt IV

Adam: Err...can you please resign nicely nicely. Sir?

Quick before the statement is issued about being misquoted. It was reported in The Star today on page N4 that Chief Secretary to the Government Tan Sri Mohd Sidek Hassan said, "...that the Government would use a three-pronged approach to rectify problems highlighted under the AG’s report" and that officers who are proven to have mismanaged public funds would be punished.

That's great. The way it should be. But he went on to say...

“We have acted against many officers and staff members. Even directors-general, secretaries-general and super scale A officers have been demoted or moved out or opted for early retirement.

“If they don’t want to perform, they will be encouraged to leave the service."

That last bit pisses me off.

"Encouraged to leave the service"???!!!

What the fuck is that supposed to mean? For as long as I have been a Malaysian the rule has been if someone doesn't perform the duties he's paid to do he gets his ass fired. What this encouraged to leave the service shit?

NIAMAH!!!

I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!" So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
(Howard Beale in NETWORK <1976>)

Only in Malaysia, folks!

The house that Zak built.
(photo scanned from The Star Metro section page M6. October 12, 2007)

I almost couldn't believe my eyes this morning when I read The Star. There on the front page of the Metro section was a picture of the luxurious, suspiciously legal edifice that was the centre of controversy not so long ago. Actually, the headline reads, "Datuk Zakaria's mansion opens its doors".

What the hell is this? Have we come to this now that we celebrate the deeds of suspicious characters whose slate has not totally been wiped clean even by the clever use of technicalities and perhaps his 'contacts'?

Inside, The Star treats us to a gallery of this man's audacity in sticking his finger up against all that is just and legal in this country as he took reporters on a tour of his house. A master bedroom with jacuzzi. Swimming pool. Gazebos. Mini golf course. 21 rooms! A house that not so long ago was allegedly built without the necessary approvals and with the assessment not paid.

And this is the most tragically funny part of the story. Apparently, this man invited 400 orphans to spend a night in his palatial mansion and said that it would become an annual event. Are Malaysians so easily 'bought'? Here, some crumbs for you. Now piss off and be glad of it. That's the message that's coming across to me. I wonder what the orphans thought?

Oh but wait...it says here in The Star story..."Due to the controversy over the building of the mansion, Zakaria, who succumbed to the mounting pressure, had decided not to continue as councillor for the 2007-2008 term."

Well, terima kasih banyak banyak, Y.B. And you have a good Raya in your mansion ya? Don't choke on the rendang now.

NIAMAH!!!

Friday, October 05, 2007

Dei! Wake up la dei!

Ai yam telling you la dei. Dey were going damn blaardy fast la. Zooom! Just lie dat da dei! Of course ai yam yangry la. How can dey be faster than me isnit? Ban. Correct, correct, correct. I said BAN! Ha! Yes! Correct, correct, correct, correct, correct.


Hot on the heels of his announcement of a New Year gift for all Malaysians in the form of a 10% hike in toll charges, Samy Velu has again almost arbitrarily pontificated that he wants to ban all super-bikes from Malaysian expressways. Why? It seems that a bunch of these bikers had the audacity to pass Samy's limo at speeds of up to 170 kph. Or so he claims la. That really pissed him off and the next day he made the announcement.

BAN THE FUCKERS...errr...I mean BIKERS!!!

Of course there were the usual GASP's! HOW CAN's?!!! Etc. la. But the god...err... I mean godfather of the Works ministry is adamant. Ban!

But I think Samy should be a little more realistic la. If he took the trouble to speak to his cabinet colleague, the baarger in charge of transport, and the police inspector-general fler he would know that Malaysian roads are in a total state of anarchy and have been for years already.

Samy, should know that these days nobody obeys traffic laws anymore. Just take a look, Sam.

The left lanes of major highways are used as parking lots.
Speed limit signs are for decoration only.
Stop at a red light ah? Waffor? Waste time only.
Indicate lane change ah? Don't want la. Waste battery la.
Lane discipline? Errrr...what's that ah?
Eh! Look there's a traffic policeman at the junction. So what la? The baarger don't care one la...

So Samy, save yourself some grief la. Let the baargers...I mean bikers ride at whatever speed they want. And maybe they might even be of some help since it is the first of our annual culling seasons coming up, Hari Raya Aidil Fitri. Who knows how many more they can help to kill.

Niamah!!!

With an administration...

that can't even control traffic...
that allegedly allows the 'fixing' of the judiciary...
whose leader is somnambulistic...
that allows the wastage of public funds to the tune of billions and continues to do so manufacturing cardboard heroes on mountain tops and outer space...
which is not transparent or accountable to anyone but themselves...

...you still haven't registered to VOTE??? (there were 5 million of you at last count)

I hope you have a good emigration plan in place.

Niamah!!!
I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm a HUMAN BEING, Goddamnit! My life has VALUE!" So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"
(Howard Beale in NETWORK <1976>)

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