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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Oh-oh!

"Don't worry. Nothing will happen one.......OOOOOOOOOOOOPs! Sorry ah."
(The soothsayer's image taken from www.time.com here.)

I think all Malaysians should start really worrying now. Remember how whenever our prime minister says that something won't happen it does?

No. I am not going to get married so soon. Weeks later he does.

No. I will not dissolve Parliament. The next day he does.

No. That fler will not be Menteri Besar of Terengganu. Now he is.

Hold your breath people.....in the last few days the prime minister has also said that there will not be any increase in petrol prices in the near future....

AAARRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NIAMAH!!!

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

He also said he will not step down as PM. It might be worth it to suffer higher petrol prices if both his statements prove to be untrue in the near future.

zewt said...

aahahaha... chill chill... i think this time... he is for real.

Anonymous said...

thank you, anon 7.56.i was just going to say that.

Bodohwi's a leader with poor judgement! insulting and disrespecting our King. A disgrace to his party to say the least!

MarGeeMar said...

Information Minister Shaberry Chik said today that people turned to the Internet and Blogs because they were deceived by the Opposition. He further went on to add that the MSM was fair and impartial in their coverage in the run up to the Elections.

Either Shaberry Chik has just arrived from Mars or he is a bloody idiotic liar! This moron thinks we are stupid just like his boss Pak U Lah. Any idiot can tell how bias the MSM was and is continuing to be today. We don't need Wong Chun Wai, TV3 and Utusan Malaysia to remind us how sickening and bias the MSM is in Malaysia. Why can't this idiot get out of his denial mode and accept that the people are sick and tired with all the lies and spin from the MSM.

Wanna know something sunshine? One of the reasons the BN regime did badly in the GE was because of the crap that we were fed by the MSM. Thamby, what you idiots did was an overkill! If you guys think that by setting up BN blogs gonna help you, you must be dreaming. Only an idiot would want to read your trash and spin on the Net. We already got enough of it in the MSM. As for your dreams of blogging,"Keris my ass!"

http://margeemar.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

My foreigner friends aked me why Malaysian PM likes to lie. Can someone tell me how to answer them? I cannot find a way to counter them becuase they quoted me so many examples of our PM's lies.

monsterball said...

I suggest everyone addresses him as Dollah....forget all the stupid titles....to make Malaysians feel ....they are high above us..when infact.....they are plain government servants..taking up politics..and we voted them him. Only the Royalties should be respected with titles. We are the politicians bosses.
Sooooooo..Dollah speaks again? Yip...he never kept his words...now trying to pull a fast one with the King ......also the Sultan of Trengganu .....on MB matters.
King gave few direst questions for him to answer....as He is in no mood to play politics.
One can guess...Dollah will say Mahathir's famous words..... "I answer to no one...as I am PM"
AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!TOO!!

Busy Bee said...

this guy makes me sick, really, the things he say and the way he looks, makes me feel really embarrased.

a friend asked me "Why your PM like that one ah? Say things which are so silly and no action one" ... aiya ... i also cannot answer her. Malu!

Julz said...

I see our prime minister is showing other PM good example of "lying through your nose". Now we're known as a nation of great liars.Tallest twin towers,longest bridge, biggest roti canai....is someone going to the book of records again?

artchan said...

niamah..

you listen to him you will die.

I stopped listening to this liar long ago.
Fact is this bugger is so blank in the head..he does not know what is happening around him.

Met some Indons friends in BKK..and subject of discussion turned to malaysian politics...they said "mahathir hebat, Abdullah lembab".

I just sniggered.

Trashed said...

Why do people want Dollah to quit ?

The longer he stays as PM and President of UMNO, the more weaknesses will show up and by the time the next GE comes along, the BN will be the Parti Pembangkang.

That means Malaysia has finally arrived as a democratic country, thanks to his blunders. So I say, stay on Dollah and let's expose more.

On the other hand, he could also invoke a State of Emergency. Then we are all subject to Emergency rules but that will show that Dollah and BN are bankrupt in the arena of ideas of how to lead and run a country.

Either way, I prefer Dollah to stay. As it stands, the month of March 2008 has seen signs of implosion within BN, with 2 MB "crisis" and 3 MPs withdrawing from Cabinet positions and of course, GE 12 results. More implosions please.

Anonymous said...

I am so MALU!!! to have a PM like Dollah...very very MALU lah...

I told my friends when we go to bangkok for our holiday...pls don't people that we are malaysians.

cakap saja kita dari philipina ke, jepun ke..malu lah

niamah!!!

nUUr said...

erk...lets hope oil price dont increase in malaysia.world market price of oil had increase again and that put more and more pressure to our gov,hope they can cope with it and we can live better life :)

Anonymous said...

Actually he no liar ok, he just no no what he is saying and what he had said osso forgot oredy. He blur blur la. Somemore ah the world very fluid la, things change so decisions osso change la, actions if any taken osso change la. Tok kok la, simply say only la. Come on la, so many things in his mind you know, so many positions to be responsible for so just say something in the interview la, after all, listeners mostly dunggus so dont care la. Just tell your frens like this lo.It is true la, the answers he gave in cnbc, aiyoh,perple said that is no answers, it is like he will be checking with this dept, expert etc. true ma, in real life it is like this la.check here check there give blur blur answers so no one knows what the heck you say la. Secret la.

Jen's Place said...

What a mess everything is. Cant believe that Banyak Naik can be so kiasu type. They actually sounded like my boss, we all must follow the rules EXCEPT herself...
When is this people going to realised that Malaysian are not stupid or blind?

Anonymous said...

Badawi,

Enjoy all you can for now because your time is almost up.

You are gonna be booted out soon together with your family, KJ and lackeys in tow.

Podah!

Anonymous said...

Add one more for posterity....'Idris Jusoh is my choice for MB of Trengganu'.Now see what's happened to the fler he endorsed.

Benedict of Nursia said...

"Add one more for posterity....'Idris Jusoh is my choice for MB of Trengganu'.Now see what's happened to the fler he endorsed."

Wahh, you are right, anon 7.59 am. Dollah is a poisoned chalice and Idris Jusoh and Shahidan should have uttered the following :
Vade retro Satana! Nunquam suade mihi vana! Sunt mala quae libas. Ipse venena bibas!

(Begone Satan! Never tempt me with your vanities! What you offer me is evil. Drink the poison yourself!).

anfield devotee said...

Am all fer uncle lah to stick around to tear his party asunder from within.

Najib v Pak Lah - obvious outcome? Don't be so sure . . .

Anonymous said...

Dsmn you! why you got to be correct eh? Now I also got to say....Aaarrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

Whats your take with this guy? You think he is hen picked by wify? Maybe wify advising him to try and perk up and be a man or whatever and he making one blunder after another. Aferall how many women in history have married a Prime Minister. Jeanne is not exactly Carla. But surely she has yet to warm up to all the trappings of being Mrs Prime Minister. She has still not met the queen. The President of any worthwhile country. And she has not hosted the first lady of USA....Surely she got opinion about whether she wants her husband to hang around or not.Right?

mythsn_legends said...

OH OHHHHHH (shakes head)........that's all I have to say too :(

Anonymous said...

Hello Malaysians,

Someone posted a petition for Tun to help get rid of the out-of-control cancer asap! Let's help put our country back in order guys...

http://www.petitiononline.com/nbe9009/petition.html

elcayhoh ('el-kuai') said...

*LOL* What a joke? But I don't feel our PM is funny ler... *yucks*

KNS!! (dunno what is this? as from the Hokkien la sure they know one)

Sorry for using broken English here but I just can't find a better grammar to comment a poor PM ler. *LMAO*

p/s: better 'chao sin' (run first) before kena lor.... *ROTF*

Faisal Admar said...

Hmm, if the petrol price increase... a wrong move for 2013 election then. Hopefully he is wiser than that.

Found a good book "Malaysians Say The Darndest Things!" and I laughed out loud.

Bean Laden said...

You are right Pat, Talking about far-sighted PM?? He can't even see what will happens in a few days time. or perhaps pandangan jauhnya hanya setakat itu sahaja. This BN (Badut Nasional) really making Malaysia look like a Circus.

su.anne.na said...

har har har.. a highly paid clown in town..

artchan said...

Eh..he resign already ar?

I think not yet...he resign the monkey fo IJOK will commit suicide..and she will be lonely.

donplaypuks said...

hey brudder

u sleeping with rip van winkle or what? the world's moved on and u r stuck in the same groove. lol.

Dyana Halim said...

i think our PM forgot everything he said previously and thats why he did something not exactly like what he said.

just pray harder that petrol price will not be increase any cents.

ThinkOfBigPicture said...

dyana:

It's hard to swallow, but really there is no reason why we waste so much money subsidizing petrol. I drive a Proton, the rich fler next to me drives a Porsche Cayenne Turbo with probably a 10 (jk) litre engine that drinks like 10 litres of petrol per km.. Sometimes I take the LRT.. and this fler just makes his driver drive his 4.3-litre S-class round and round while waiting for him. Why the hell should he be subsidized too??? A lot of the subsidized oil also get sold to Singaporeans and Thais (not only motorists but fishermen as well).

I would rather pay higher petrol prices, and the subsidies be used for other things like upgrading public transport, improving schools and public safety. It's fair to just pay market price, but other things be improved to a developed country status.

I ask you, what the fark is the use of RM1.92 petrol when every time we drive we're at risk of snatch thefts, and idiot Mat Rempits who are the products of crappy education with underpaid teachers?

lord musan said...

..i pray real hard!Pray that when he said he will not resigned will be the opposite of his action...i just can't wait for that to happen...

Tanco said...

This is so true. Fuel price will be increase after tonight!

http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/Wednesday/Frontpage/20080604171620/Article/index_html

OH NIAMAH HAI!!!!!

Palmdoc said...

I hope he'll now say

"I won't resign tomorrow!"

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