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Friday, April 11, 2008

Talking through the wrong end.

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Not that we have to look very hard la but there is further proof today that politicians, especially BN ones who are still in denial for their recent loss, talk generally through their arses. Take a look and listen to these clowns......

The KLIA, recent winner of the world's best airport (if you believe that I've got land to sell you in Florida), was the scene of a high drama robbery. RM3.5 million were lost, 2 persons were hurt by bullets. Police found a total of 45 spent shells after the incident. Imagine that! 45 shots were fired!!! Even in the most violent Hollywood action film that would be a major scene man! But this happened in our very own KLIA. Pride of the nation. Airport in the rainforest. World's best. Even better than Singapore's Changi we'll have you know.

Okay, it happened so it's an opportunity for a politician to say something and get some press. This time the chance was handed to Transport Minister, Ong Teng Keat. And so he says....

...... the robbery happened in a public area and could not be considered a breach of security at KLIA.

“Therefore MAB (Malaysia Airport Bhd) is not responsible. It is a public matter for the police. MAB will give full cooperation in the investigations,” he said.

DUH!!! Kind of missing the big picture, moron! But I guess for an airport administration and a ministry that can't even rid the nation's premier gateway airport of taxi touts nor solve the illegal parking problem outside the arrival and departure halls it is kind of tough to expect them to be able to provide travellers and businesses with a safe and organised airport. But I will say one thing for this latest MCA clown. He did a grand tai chi move. "It is not our fault. It is a matter for the police. So , over to you, Musa. And while I am at it...here's a finger in your face, Syed."

Meantime, on an even higher level of Moron-dom "Keris" Hishammudin decreed that all UMNO candidates wanting to contest for any posts in Umno Youth in the coming party elections will have to set up their own websites or blogs. And so after calling bloggers stupid, out-of-work slackers and other colorful names Keris has decided that Hey! Maybe it ain't that bad after all! He said that the action was so they can find out why youths are shying away from Umno and Barisan Nasional. Hahahahahahaha...after all that farting and still get it wrong la!

Eh! Keris, it ain't the medium it is the message. Get it? You might want to start by recognising that young people are intelligent, pro-active, patriotic PEOPLE. And stop putting them into convenient boxes labelled Malay, Chinese, Indian, Lain-lain. And making them endure this shit you call National Serivce. Another thing is this. Have you ever wondered why whenever politicians speak of "the Youth" they make it sound like a disease?

Anyway, I would suggest that Keris and his rookie blogger colleagues not hold their breath about this new "initiative". If Khir Toyo's blog and some of the other blogs I've read that were started by politicians both from BN and PR are anything to go by Malaysian youngsters ain't going to be flocking to them anytime soon.

And in sports, the new Youth and Sports Minister Ismail Sabri Yaakob said that...""We will look for training bases in Europe and other parts of the world. For example, we can send our gymnasts to Romania and Russia while the swimmers can be based in Australia." What a great revelation!!! Train our athletes in the countries that are world beaters in that particular sport!!

Now why didn't anyone think of that. And while you're at it also tell us why your colleagues came up with the ridiculous idea of spending billions of the rakyat's money on that Brickendonbury place.

Ismail's reason for abandoning that project was even more laughable. Listen to this..."I am making the decision based on the Herts Council's decision. I feel that if we were to appeal against the decision, they will make the same decision again. It is not easy to appeal against the decision. It is also costly. My job is to consider whether to pursue it and the decision has been made; we are not pursuing it."

The Brits have from Day 1 said they weren't going to have any of that shit. Now only realised issit? Duh! But sounds good la as a statement for a new minister wanting to gain points.

And finally, some verbal diarrhoea from our new minister of tourism. Azalina has urged Pakatan Rakyat states not to sabotage activities or programmes carried out by the Tourism Ministry.

Huh? As an ordinary Malaysian I was made to understand that just a few days ago you, as minister of tourism, had sent out a message to the Pakatan states that more or less meant, "Well you screwed with us in the elections so now F**K you!" So now the Pakatan flers in Langkawi are raiding entertainment outlets during the recent water festival which presumably is part of your ministry's programme to promote Malaysia as the world's best tourism destination. Well maybe the Kedah flers didn't think so. I mean how can they trust you now?

NIAMAH!!!




13 comments:

Anonymous said...

It ain't the medium, its the message! So so true...hehe.

Or should I say 'Car-rect! Car-rect! Car-rect!"

Obi Wan Kentucky...

novice101 said...

> Only been in office less than a month, OTK shows that he has already been seized by the 'arrogance syndrome'. He declared very emphatically that he would not let anyone dictate to him in the handling of the PKFZ issue and that he would deal it at his own pace. Is this not gross arrogance? Not even to be dictated by your employer - the rakyat? At your own pace - when, when the next election comes around?

He pleaded that he has only been in office less than a month, that the time is too short for him to show any substantive results. Granted, but if he wants to be given this allowance, why then should the MCA demand immediate results from the Perak, Penang and Selangor state governments. Shouldn't all play by the same rules?

> BN leaders and backbenchers, listen up! Especially you, Azalina.

The rakyat wants you to take a lesson - DEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES 101. Your knowledge in this area is totally lacking, your utterances and deeds expose your ignorance for the whole world to see!

What do you think the election is for? Do you think the rakyat has nothing better to do than just to vote you in so that you can carry on with your 'merry (crazy) ways'?

Respect the majority's wish is the first lesson in Democratic 101!


> Legal Thinker , thank you very much for giving the people the legal standpoint on this issue!

It seems like the fighting spirits of the opposition has also been dulled by too many years of BN's abusive rule. Its seems its initiatives to seek proper redress has been blunted by the BN's might. The 5 PF-controlled state governments took this offensive and insensitive behavior exhibited by Azalina too meekly.

Your suggestion to the state governments to use constitutional arguments to force Azalina to defend her ministry's practice on constitutional terrain should be taken up seriously. It should not be overlooked again!

The PF-controlled state governments should not forget that there is such a thing as the Constitution here in Malaysia! A real disappointment!

TOKY said...

TIU NYIAH MA CHAU HAI!!!

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Strictly for those who have the BALLS!!!

Anonymous said...

BRILLIANT PATRICK, AS ALWAYS! I WAS LAUGHING SO MUCH; BUT YET THE ISSUE ARE DEAD SERIOUS CRIMINAL ACTS AND BY POLITICIANS FOR THAT MATTER! SOMETIMES I WISH I COULD SHAKE THE BRAINWASHED RAKYAT WHO CAN STILL SUPPORT BLINDLY ALL THESE UMNO AND BN GANGSTERS - THAT'S REALLY WHAT THEY ARE; NO LESS!!

THUS IS WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT FOR THE PAKATAN TAKEOVER OF THE GOVT RIGHT NOW. IT'S NOT IMMORAL TO CORRECT INJUSTICE; AS MANY PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO GET IT. THEY'RE SO ABSORBED IN THEIR MORAL RIGHTEOUS POMPOUSNESS; THAT THEY CLAIM THEY PREFER TO WAIT FOR ANOTHER "DEMOCRATIC" ELECTION, WHICH WILL BE BASED ON FRAUD AND INJUSTICE ANYWAY AS THIS RECENT AND PREVIOUS ELECTION HAS ALWAYS BEEN! HENCE, PAKATAN WILL NEVER RULE; AS WILL BE ENSURED ALRIGHT BY THE BN/UNMO EVIL GOONS! SO I THINK WE SHOULD STOP ATTACKING SIMPLISTICALLY THE REPENTENT BN WHO ARE JUMPING SHIPS AS "FROGS" AND SO ON, AND SEE A BROADER AND MORE FUNDAMENTAL PICTURE! MOST OF THESE REPENTENT POLITICIANS ARE FROM EAST MALAYSIA AND FINALLY REALIZE IN SHOCK THAT THEY DO NEED TO SAVE EAST MALAYSIA FROM FOREIGN NATIONALS THERE ARE WHO ARE BEING BOUGHT OFF FOR THEIR VOTES IN EXCHANGE FOR BEING GRANTED "BUMIPUTERA/MALAY" IDENTITY WITHIN THIS NASTY EVIL PROCESS. HENCE, IT'S NOW OR NEVER TO BRING DOWN THE EVIL FASCIST DICTATORSHIP OF UMNO AND THE RACIST APARTHEID WALL OF MALAY-MUSLIM (LOCAL OR FOREIGN BORN)RACIAL-RELIGIOUS SUPREMACY! AND BY THE WAY, AT LEAST THE OPPOSITION PAKATAN ARE NOT RESORTING TO USING THE MIGHT OF THE EVIL POLICE FORCE AND THE EXTREMELY NASTY SPECIAL BRANCH GOONS (DON'T FORGET ALTANTUYA WAS SO UNJUSTLY MURDERED AND PROBABLY ALSO RAPED MOST BRUTALLY BY THEIR TWO FELLOW MONSTERS; AND WHAT'S HAPPENING TO THE CASE ANYWAY??!!)TO GAIN AND SUSTAIN POWER AS UMNO DID AND STILL ARE DOING IN ORDER FOR UMNO ULTIMATELY TO SUPPRESS DEMOCRACY, CIVIL RIGHTS AND SOCIAL JUSTICE! AND NOT TO FORGET ALL THE ISA WITHOUT TRIAL DETAINEES INCLUDING THE BRAVE HINDRAF LEADERS LANGUISHING IN JAIL AND TORTURED RIGHT NOW; IT'S TIME TO SAVE THEM(EVEN REAL CRIMINALS LIKE MURDERERS AND RAPISTS LIKE IN ALTANTUYA'S CASE GET A TRIAL)!

NOOR AZA OTHMAN.

MarGeeMar said...

Why is it some Muslims are dead against any idea of having an inter-religious dialogue between Muslims and non-Muslims.

As far as I'm concerned, all men are created equal in the eyes of God. By the same token, all religions that subscribe to the same God must also be equal in the eyes of God.

So, how is it that some Muslims find it hard to sit down on a level playing field and have a meaningful and constructive dialogue with their non-Muslim bretheren.

Very often we hear Muslims complaining about how Islam has been misunderstood by non-Muslims. If certain Muslims continue to object to having dialogues with non-Muslims, then I'm afraid Islam will continue to be a misunderstood religion.

Someone once told me that the reason why certain Muslims don't want to have dialogues with non-Muslims is because in a level playing field, Islam has to be seen as equal with other non-Muslim religions. These Muslims believe that Islam is above all other religions. As such, they can't accept the idea of seeing Islam as equal to other religions.

I do not know how true this is but I will appreciate if someone can clear the air about this.

http://margeemar.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

these people should be put on stage..or circus..what a bunch of clowns and jokers..its a shame that we have these clowns to make decisions on our behalves for this coming 5years..fuc*..*uck..f*ck..eh patrick,dun wanna comment about the rm100mil babi issue in selangor ah..?

Anonymous said...

Bugger!damn shameful for Pak lah's administration with hell lot of scandals,corruption and crimes.
Initially when he took over from his predecessor,he promised to fight corruption but it was mere empty promises like fatting.Gosh!this type of cheap-skate PM,with inept ability to administer the country would be a mess if to be prolong,right?

pah nur said...

I read this somewhere "Do not hold your fart in, for they travel through your spine and that is where the shitty ideas come from". Apparently, for some people, not holding the fart still causes shitty ideas to come out. The fart never travel up,perhaps because their brains are down there, in their arses....

Anonymous said...

MarGeeMar said...
Why is it some Muslims are dead against any idea of having an inter-religious dialogue between Muslims and non-Muslims.


How can? against some kind of law la. If i recall correctly, this topic is reserved for PM and DPM only.

KLIA...best in the world. Airport in the jungle, jungle in the airport....run by monkeys.

Politicians...6th Dan in Tai Chi.

hamdan said...

like the song by George Strait
"I've got some Ocean Front property in Arizona,
From my front front porch you can see the sea,
I've got some Ocean Front property in Arizona
if you buy that I'll throw the Golden Gate in free

WT Seow said...

Yup, start your own blog. I heard http://keris@nin.com/poop is available

Wind Mill said...

In keeping with Patrick's earlier article titled, "zzzzzzzzzz......FART!!!" (dated April 4th '08) I could not help but surmise whether that butt photo at this article was of zzzzzzzzzz......FART!!!.

Anonymous said...

MCA ANTI BUDDHIST
敬爱的佛教伩徒,
有关马來西亜,吉隆坡,甲洞帝沙再也 (暹寺) 三宝寺 Samnak Sambodhi Buddhist Association No.19-21 Jalan 38 Taman Desa Jaya, Kepong 52100 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. 所发生的纠纷, 经过阅读了,Venerable Phra Piya Thammo 和尚及叶金福律师 (Yip Kum Fook) 的双方书信之后, 再经实地旁听了觧,做为中间人,我要客观实事的说:

1.当一个和尚、初出道 (小学生),在修行, 若有缺点, 那是难免.他马华公会鹅唛區会主地席叶金福律师(Yip Kum Fook),却心眼看不顺,就电招警万到耒佛教之圣地要扣畄和尚耒耻唇出家人, 这是绝对不许可, 除非是殺人放火之大罪悪.

2.他身为马华公会鹅唛區会主席叶金福律师 (Yip Kum Fook),却反其道而行, 在佛寺不依佛法而軽视佛教的精神, 以傲慢的手段,帶领一般黑社会的人耒挑衅和尚打架, 这也是不该有、更不是佛教修行者的行为.

3.佛教的圣地, 其主要的目地, 是让眾生修佛道, 不是政治争執的地方. 他马华公会鹅唛区会主席叶金福律师 (Yip Kum Fook), 却利用佛教之圣地当政治活动的场所。如此果敢冒犯佛陀的教誨,更是大大的罪悪。

囯有囯章,彿有佛法,家有家规. 如果出家人有何不对之处, 他叶金福律师 (Yip Kum Fook), 为何不向主持和尚投?让出家人自依和尚的條规处理、却强权一味要显示他是马华公会鹅唛区会及三宝寺理事会主席, 无法无天的应用霸道手段践踏佛教之圣地.为什么。。。。。为什么.

至今, 他叶金福律师 (Yip Kum Fook),不当不歉愧,还要狡辩, 这又证明了他说一套, 做的又是另一套, 囗是心非, 所谓的两舌, 相当阴险. 身为律师, 受高深教育, 却应用如此悪毒, 横蛮无礼的作风污辱和尚, 相等于是耻辱佛教伩仰者。他叶金福律师(Yip Kum Fook)不向主持和尚投诉, 却自承英雄,电招外耒者.请问,身为將近20年的三宝寺主持和尚兼顾问,也是第一位 自筹建寺的大功臣,在大马南傳泒中,是闻名遐邇的高僧.其脸要放在那裡?同样的,要是台湾星雲大师的佛寺沙彌犯錯, 理事会没有礼貌自作主张,电招警方要扣畄其沙彌.我敢请问!星雲大师的自尊是怎样的感受?他叶金福律师(Yip Kum Fook)是后耒者,担任理会主席也不久, 竟敢应用如此,目无尊長的方式对待住持,间接的就是告大家,强迫住持和尚必远離,雀巢鸠要佔。这种用心不良, 有老千之谋, 的确令人不敢恭维。

縱观以上几项重点,我不是盲目的護持三宝, 而是要坦白的说;他叶金福律师 (Yip Kum Fook) 身受高深教育, 为律师者,本应通情达理才是,但遗憾的是, 却令人惊觉, 他厡耒就是彿书裡所讲的狡猾且残忍的此颣人。他叶金福律师 (Yip Kum Fook),利用他的专业知識, 懂得包裝自己的道德守則,以宗教为幌子手,到处募款,商业经营, 政治活动为重, 并没依循佛教宗教守则行事, 也没对人道作出任何貢献, 只不过借宗教之名捞取权和私利而己。

在此, 我奉劝, 他马华公会鹅唛区会主席叶金福律师 (Yip Kum Fook), 好自为之, 免因果報应.

PLS HELP US TO REMOVE BAD PEOPLE IN OUR COUNTRY..SAVE AND LOVE MALAYSIA..

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