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Sunday, May 11, 2008

Demolition Man?

She's going to blow. Everybody clear? (I guess not)

Just something to share on this Sunday la.

When I saw the above photo in today's New Straits Times I couldn't believe my eyes. But there it was. Najib Razak, wife beside him, standing before what looks like a pump-type explosives detonator like the kind we see in old World War II movies. I don't know who's in charge of his public image and public relations but he/she sure ain't doing the DPM any favors. With all the rumours, allegations and mamak stall talk going around about explosives and people being blown up and all would you allow yourself (or your client) to be pictured in the media standing in front of something like that? I know I wouldn't. But then I am not a panicky politician so maybe I can still think a bit la.

But the most explosive and tragic part of the above story is that after the latest National Service participant death all Najib said was, "We cannot scrap the programme just like that as many parties are involved." Many parties involved so cannot stop the programme??? Imagine if you are the parent of one of the victims and you have lost your child forever. Fuck I care about how many parties are involved. I want the programme stopped. If not permanently then halted until investigations into the deaths have been completed and everything proven to be in the best working condition. Apparently that's not the way things are done in Bolehland when it involves people's lives. Somebody died? Oh well...sorry la...but we cannot promise that it won't happen again...and we can't stop this thing because too many parties are involved.

In case you forget there are quite a number of parties in the Barisan Nasional, yes?

And of course, please watch out for what Lee Lam Thye will say this time.

Oh by the way, that photo up there just demands to be captioned. Have fun and post them up on the comments section ya?

Niamah!!!

76 comments:

hantutelur said...

"I can't believe they are doing this to me. The next person I'm going to blow up is the guy who proposed this idea."

Anonymous said...

OMG. Patrick, That picture is seditious! Where the fuck is my PpppppR fellows?

Kenny said...

"Hang on guys, I'm waiting for her to give the go ahead."

Anonymous said...

niamah

read whats in themalaysianinsider and you can go beserk.
and the dim witted DG said one or two deaths aint gonna make him scrap the program. niamah, its already more than 20 deaths.
ya sure, too many parties involved. i can smell it 100 miles away. fat cats are the parties and they need to be fed big time.
uh, lee lam thye, i think he has stopped crying at the deaths coz even crocodile tears can dry up after so many deaths.

natives are restless said...

oh! quick pleeezee sayang!!!, I just can't wait for the "BANG"!!.

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

It must have been quite a blatant blast
For vested interests of "many parties" to be kept in a cast
Without us knowing how long this will last
Even with principle of transparency we want to hold fast

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 110508
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Sun. 11th May 2008.

Anonymous said...

you all better watch out, i can really do it, albeit in the old fashion cowboy style!!

Anonymous said...

C4 ME?
OK!

MarGeeMar said...

Another life has been snuffed out for nothing. Another example of 'Mati Katak' (dying in vain). How many more deaths will it take before the cursed Badawi regime scraps the National Service. Already we hear of a NS Camp under quarantine due to a mystery illness.

To the macho NS graduates who are heaping praises about the program, just count yourself lucky that you are not part of the statistics. To parents who praise the NS for making their kids disciplined, you ought to be ashamed of yourselves as parents because you have all failed as parents when you need the state to teach your kids discipline. To those who say it is Fate or Takdir when death comes a calling, you are wrong because the NS is a flawed program. I bet some of these kids would be with us today if not for the NS.

To Lee Lam Thye, be a man and say to the world that the NS is a failure. If you don't have the guts at least quit. To the Badawi regime, especially Najib, God will judge you for all the deaths!

Anonymous said...

Najib wont do anything without the greenlight from Rosmah.

Anonymous said...

I say Patrick, looks like Najib Tun Razak definitely is not one of your favorite people. Am I right?

toyolbuster said...

Fuck, I thought I will never live to see this kind of media pose and to catch the pair in 1 scoop, NEVER. But in Bodohland, you just have to believe even if people were to tell you that BigFoot is coming to town. There is 1 shoe I wouldn't want to be in right now, that is the PR fler of this do. He is dead meat, if theres any of it left after being C4ed.

Anonymous said...

DPM said "Many parties involved so cannot stop the programme????"

Patrick Ko Ko, do you know what he means "many parties" involved.

Let me list some probable parties for you to mull over lah

1. Parties in the supply the uniform to NS scheme

2. Parties operating the camps nationwide - from canteen , operators, supply of food etc, nation wide

3. Parties supply the boots & gears , nationwide

4. Parties in construction of the NS camp nationwide

Patrick, you know who are the beneficary of all the parties?

Patrick do you know how much they sapu from all the above?

Now you know why DPM say the sucking scheme cannot be stopped!!!!


The NS scheme has to be suspended lah until concrete steps are taken!!!

We DONT WANT TO SEND OUR CHILDREN TO DIE

NIAMAH!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Keep washing hands ,yet still see blood stains.

More apparitions to seek vengeance.

Very confused world.

Anonymous said...

"Too many parties involved".

Clearly shows, NS is an UMNO ploy to employ more UMNOputras at the taxpayers expence and to provide more dubious government contracts to UMNO cronies!

With so much money at stake how to termninate?

natives are restless said...

deja vu ???

Dek Mat said...

CAPTION:

guy with no specs: go dato seri, go! push it! push it!

guy with specs: (thinking) hmmm.. am not too sure about the ribbons...

najib: urghhhh! ketatnya!

rosmah: (screaming in her head) idiots!!! how could they make us do this! i'm gonna eat the heart of the guy the proposed this explosive idea!!!! ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!

Anonymous said...

Lardees and Gents

I stand b4 u now in front of my humble home and u guys dont really belif me that i can blow up someone in a far away jungle rite? Now that's what i call advance military technology! I was able to secure this with my koneksions and would anyone dare question me now if this is not money well spent!

Are u guys ready?

Here goes.....A...B...C...4!

Kerbaboom!

Anonymous said...

many parties involved? Tell us who la Najis. Mrs shit?

Anonymous said...

My devil woman did it..now its my turn to cause maximum damage..C4 is just an appitiser

tzarina said...

"See, this is how it's done, darling"

tzarina said...

"Bloggers, you are next..."

KY said...

follow me, C1... C2... C3...

Low said...

Lady to the left thinking, "Cmon, just do it!"

Man in the middle checking, "Is anyone looking?"

Second man from the right, "Tekan sja"

Man on far right, "Should I be involved in this?"

Anonymous said...

don't know why she looks so miserable, I thought she likes this kind of BANG from her husband

Anonymous said...

too many contracts to a persons connnected to a certain najis person involved. Got so many mouths to feed and easy money to be made, how to scrap NS? Never mind the blood, it's money and power that matter to this piece of shit. Well, anyway no need for us mortal to send him to hell. The piece of shit will surely go to hell. But I always wonder why punishment comes so late?

Anonymous said...

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Gonna Blow you up Now!

LC Teh said...

I kena tutup mata. You guys see C4 me, ok?

Anonymous said...

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Gonna Blow you up now!

Anonymous said...

RoastMah : [frowing], what r u waiting for lagi la...just blow up that allTAN-2-YA..la...

N**** : wait...wait...have to get permission from bodohwi 1st...i have to be good-boy mah..

Anonymous said...

"Officer, here's how I did it"

cruzeiro said...

Patrick,
This is just classic, man!
It's so cool, I've decided to put it up, with reference to Niamah!!!
Cheers, Mate!

Anonymous said...

look at the wife..like a bozo clown look.
remind me never to marry such a person...
looking at her makes me wanna puke...disgusting fake biatch

Roscoe the Bulldog said...

The government is using our children as a white mouse for their glory.If they fail, they'll blame it on others,I no longer trust our government as everyone knew by now that it is only for their own benefit.It takes us 18 years to bring up a child and it takes them only less than 2 months to destroy him or her. I believed many can feel the sadness of the parent for recent lost child. I am not sure if the Government can.

Anonymous said...

Pat., all these EXERCISES are meant to give contracts to their cronies; otherwise no business hence no income! Just survey all the so-called businesses to 'encourage' their cronies to become 'towerin Bumis'; all that are required are sguffling of papers! The most efficient car producer, Toyota makes some us$ 1,250 per car. our AP holders make any thing from rm50k to rm300k per unit [ even that are old cars ]just getting the correct signature. Even this, I was told, they duplicate them many times to 'cheat' the owner of the signature!! ha! ha!Ha! Soon, when oil and gas ran dry, I wonder what they gonna have to sustain all these BMWs, Mercs , ect?

Anonymous said...

You don't have to teach Bolehland's media relations people any cleverer ways of doing their jobs. Just leave them to their incompetent ways so that we can continue to watch the fun. Bolehland reeks of incompetence. The tragedy is that lives are being lost. With reference to the dude with the detonator with his distraught wife looking on, could this scene not be called a subliminal plea of mea culpa?

Anonymous said...

Correct, correct, correct .. we can't simple stop the programme-lah. Many people will be out of business/job: The uniform supplier(s), the shoes supplier(s), the food supplier(s), the resource(s) supplier(s), the camp supplier(s), the contractor(s), the sub-contractors, the sub-sub contractors, the ministry of health, the ministry of defence, the ministry of sports & youth, the ministry of education.. ai-ya the list just go on and on

Anonymous said...

Niamah! Who dare to provoke me...I'll blow his fucking ass off...Niamah fu lat.

anfield devotee said...

Who's to say that it wasn't deliberate attempt at shaming da blardi botak?

You must admit whoever thought of that sure has a wicked sense of humour!

Great pose, even better pix!!!

yatim said...

Fucking Bastards. Yes, too many parties involved in making money from this NS program. Najib is cursed to hell. The curse of the bemoan parents will haunt him for life. How could he sleep peacefully. Another example of the brain dead UMNO morons.

Anonymous said...

"Eh brader, this thing don't work la. I have not even push it yet, she already inflated. You nak tipu aku ah?"

Anonymous said...

What a blast!

mob1900 said...

"...do I have to do this, Again?! C'mon-lar!"

Anonymous said...

'Parties' to supply stuff to the Khidmat negara trainees:
1) Camp
2) Food
3) Uniform
4) Expired bullets for target practice.....

If a screwdriver can cost thousands, you can do the maths how to profit from the above.

Anonymous said...

With this I do not fear Genghis Khan!

amoker said...

Too many parties to feed till UMNO general assembly.

Malay Fler said...

Mrs C4: "Oiii!!! Press down already la! WTF are you waiting for? Don't make me squeeze your B***s sumore."

C4 wispering: "Eh Bro, doesn't this look familiar? Heeheh...Err ehem.. err when I tekan this we quickly jump off this stage OK?. The wicked witch doesn't know really ada bom kat dalam".

Malay Fler said...

Mrs C4: "Oiii!!! Press down already la! WTF are you waiting for? Don't make me squeeze your B***s sumore."

C4 wispering: "Eh Bro, doesn't this look familiar? Heeheh...Err ehem.. err when I tekan this we quickly jump off this stage OK?. The wicked witch doesn't know really ada bom kat dalam".

Anonymous said...

HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA


KAAAA BOOOOOOOOOM !!!!!!!



HAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Is the MB of selangor not going to do something over the cheras fiasco on toll? Surely, the State land directorcan easily confirm if the land belongs to the state or otherwise! Just open enough connections to the state roads leading to the tolled road so that Selangoreans NEED NOT USE THE TOLL ROAD! Simple as that. Just look at the federal highway, the toll collector just spent a couple of ringgit to expand the road, the toll keeps going up! hey, PR surely you can connect the roads from the SJ housing estate to Shah Alam to by-pass the toll? if needs be, demolish a few rows of houses [ of course compensate the owners first] and connect those roads and see how the toll operators willact! Do something positive, otherwise, this will only last 5 years or even less!!

Anonymous said...

"Move over boys, let me show you how it's done!"

Anonymous said...

Specky on the far right with hands clenched in silent prayer: " I shouldn't be here. If you can hold on, I call Ka'ting from MC4."

Man next to specky: Gritting his teeth in anticipation and couldn't think of any prayers or maybe couldn't think of a befitting one. "If I run, he will push, if I don't, I am mush."

Man holding the bicycle bars: "I'll will do unto myself as I have unto others." I would also like to take some friends with me just in case I need a chess partner.

She-He: " I already had my face done. I don't need another irruptive 'nip & tuck' my dear."

Anonymous said...

correct, correct, correct... i just overheard NS must proceed with $TRIGENT medical checkup$ in collaboration with Ministry of Hell (oops.. Health) and appointed doctor$.

Don't worry, everyone need not pay a single sen for this thorough medical check-up.. your caring govt foot for the bill... not much lah another few hundred millions-ma

Anonymous said...

Too many parties inovlve? Yes too many parties to be feed. Just because the 16 ppl that died is not your child u say this. Well i will never allow my child to be joining your stupid NS program. And stop the drama. Both of you sucks big time. Come on the whole world knows what you have done and you still got the guts to show your face around. If i was you i would buried my face somewhere. Tak malu ka? Masih mau berlagak...Aiyor...You ingat kita bodoh ka? Kesian You....

Anonymous said...

the more I read about Malaysia politics the more I agreed with the meaning of MB.

Sorry...MB in here doesn't mean Menteri Besar or Malaysia Boleh...

But rather Malaysia Bodoh or to be specific Umno Melayu Bodoh...

Anonymous said...

"Hey honey, I'll proof to you my guns is even bigger that the Mongolians"

Anonymous said...

"hey brader...if i do this again, lingam can help me to arrange arr?"

belljar said...

Actually all of you are wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong!! The man in the spec holding up the explosive looking device is actually holding a hand pump.

Don't believe - see how FAT, LARGE and BLOATED the woman in green.

She is in fact, AN INFLATABLE DOLLY.

You know, some sad men used it to satisfy their sexual urges...yeah, that one lor.

Some men like it FAT, LARGE AND BLOATED. The poor Mongolian babe turned into pieces cos she was mini-sized but the man still pumping mah..she couldn't take it, so kabbooommm. Must be made in China lah that Mongolian Inflatable Doll.

Malaysian Joe said...

Patrick,

The caption for the above pic:

"Ermm.. I know how to operate this one, its similar to the one I got my guys to use on one Mongolian some time back."

chroniclesist said...

I got selected for NS for this year.. so what I do? I plant my arse firmly in another negara.. lari kuat kuat mann! Better training than NS!

then right, hopefully after few years ah.. they forget one lah.. surely one.. or one day these kepala kosongs decides there's enough deaths they'll scrap it.

I'm not looking forward to dying at 18.

Not me..

stir said...

A DPM who gives an answer such as this wrt to National Service does NOT deserve to be my leader. It is utterly disgusting!


NIAMAH, NIAMAH, NIAMAH!

daniel kb tan said...

20 deaths still not enough!
many parties involve!

these are the sons of the satan.

let the many parties involves pay for the bloods!
Let me tell u "many parties", u may gain materials in this world, what about your soul?

are u heading to HELL!

surely this generation is of darksite, waiting for more blood.

the days will come, end time, hari akhirat, for the 'parties to be face to face' its judgement.

we as human being dont need to be tame like/by animals, what is so good of value, if life cant be spare! the parties involve?
u know that your days are number! do u?

Anonymous said...

"Your Honour, ....I was just checking to see if the wires were properly connected."

Anonymous said...

Anonymous,
Does the friking DPM (ASSHOLE !)knows that 16 death = 0.004% is 100 % to each of the 16 families. I wish it was his (Najib) friking kids that are dead, maybe than he will have some feelings, but a heartless monkey probably have no feelings.....asshole !!!

Anonymous said...

if it is true tt sum1 or sumppl r abusing gomen re$ource$ n young lives in this ns thing, i pray 2 sum1 wif almighty power above 2 put a stop to ths cruel nonsense...save our children, amen.

mamasan said...

"So, how do you work this thing? THey told me I could use this to screw the poeple... is it a real screwing motion or is it just, you know, figurative? "

"Try pumping it sir!"

"It won't move."

"Aya. What does it take to get a real man around here? Must I do everything myself?"

"Maybe an up-and-down motion, sir? I've heard that is effective."

"Hey! Don't i look like I'm driving a Segue? Like Bill Gates! Woohoo!"

Anonymous said...

Boooommmmm.....you Mongolian....you.....

From Genghis

Bravo said...

" Hmmmmm C4 oredi used earlier on the Mongol ... now to C5 the fat ugly greenie ....

Anonymous said...

let me do, let me do, this one i know oready

Anonymous said...

"you all bloggers watch out, dun simpily write about us, I can just press down harder.... !!"

" faster..faster..do it..sayang, teach them a lesson !"

aja49 said...

Make sure this time the ghost of Altantuya is not around.....

Anonymous said...

" i gurantee you what is written about me ALL is not true one ...
dun swallow everything written by that fellow... what! you dun believe me...@#$%^&*...ok, sayang, BLOW it... BLOW ...boom !...ha..ha..haa..haa "

Square said...

"Hey there Honey, ready for a blast?"

Anonymous said...

.... No..NO...NO.. i was not there
i was at home ...i didn't see them putting the c4 on her dead body..
that fellow is lying again, i promise you all in his SD is palsu
one...dun trust him, he is too free lah, nothing to do one..please
..trust me, dun trust him, he very bad one, please ...please..HELP !!

Anonymous said...

" .. I am clean so i dun WORRY !
i am only the wife of a politician.
No.. i won't sue him this time!"

Anonymous said...

"...aiyah, I have more IMPORTANT
things to do lah for the country, for the people ! "
TQ mrs najib, please keep your
WORDS !!

Nuffnang