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Saturday, May 24, 2008

What a ****up! Hahahahahahaha

In one of those rare moments, I experienced a funny moment while stuck in a KL traffic jam today. Stuck right beside me was a truck whose door proclaimed that it was owned by a company named...

FOCUP FOOD INDUSTRIES SDN. BHD. !!!!!!!!!

I laughed so hard that I almost crashed into the vehicle in front of me. Focup? Who would name a company with that? Huh? You don't get it? Say it very quickly and you'll know what I mean.

FOCUP! Yes, I think it definitely is one:-) But you have a nice weekend y'hear?

Niamah!!!

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

Patrick brother!..do you have a phone with camera?..get one if don't have lah. 2mix cam also can do lah! I wish you had taken a pic and post it here. Will make me laugh more!.
Niamah!!!!!.

donplaypuks said...

As funny as the Russian Penile Extension Surgeon, Dr. Nikolie Kirchkokoff?

Anonymous said...

Focup? It's everywhere...this Govt just lost Pulau Batu Puteh (Pedra Banca)to Singapore. I call that a total 24 carat focup!

Anonymous said...

over here in Ipoh, we have a shop named "CHEAP LIE " SDN. BHD !!

eruditesays said...

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HjMisaiKontot :الدليل السياحي said...

I have came across this small truck in Cameron Highlands with this name; Foo Contraction... you guess what business that fella has...

KoSong Cafe said...

Where Wisma Yap Ka stands today at 3rd mile, Jalan Ipoh, there used to be a used car dealer by the name of FU SOON MOTOR.

In Teluk Intan, there is a SEONG FART and in Batu Gajah, there is a HYE TRADING.

In Yorkshire, bearing in mind their distinctive accent, don't explain that 'I am Chinese, a Fukien one.'

Faisal Admar said...

haha focup sounds cute, lol :P

Anonymous said...

Patrick, if you go to PJ old town food court (next to the traffic light) You will see a makan stall with the name "Erm Tiew Nei" .

anfield devotee said...

Dear Mr Teoh,

A few months back me colleague fished out an old name card of a printer bloke me employers used to patronise. Get this, and I fooking kid you not, the propreitor goes by the name of . . . wait fer it . . .
Ng Fook You!!!

(pls go to me 30 Nov posting at http://anfielddevotee.blogspot.com/2007_11_01_archive.html to see sample of the namecard).

ezrazlin said...

hey patrick..
i had a great weekend..nasi lemak kukus at Frasers Hill and the rice was fantastic! there's some pics..come and have a look..

focup? kah kah kah!

Anonymous said...

Years ago I saw a shop in Pertama Complex with the name "Tahi Sdn Bhd." It was selling perfume.

I swear to you this is true.

Anonymous said...

FOCUP - another lesser known GLC brought to you by Bee-Ann ....

coalminecanary said...

erkk! How could the ROC approved such obscene name? LOL

Anonymous said...

i came across a mercedes car plate in KL.. BAN 7!!

xame said...

Dear Patrick,

I'm a new reader of your blog.

Your entry reminds me of this story a friend told me about back in the day when u did morning shows on radio. According to this friend, u asked listeners to call in to tell u what is NaCl, and this lady called in to say it was talcum powder when u gave her a clue that NaCl was what her husband puts in his eggs every morning. Is this true?!! God, I've always wanted to ask u that question...

chroniclesist said...

I've seen a restaurant named "TRY TO EAT" =.=" sure I will, in your widest dreams.

Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick

Is tehre anyway I could upload a picture to your blog?

Anyway, I hope you could participate in the next 'Here in My Home' project. You are teh voice of malasyian airwaves - maybe you could provide voice-over in future project?

Thank you for your wonderful website.

I suggest your readers could access to Jeffooi.com if you wish to learn about the altest jokes in the parliment.

huey mei said...

whahahah...is true

monsterball said...

hahahahahahaha....We should all support and buy FOCUP food!
After all...one way or another..the smart company CEO is right...all of Malaysia have been f...d up....by UMNO.
Glad you did not hurt yourself...laughing..Pat!

ezrazlin said...

new pics of cupcakes..come and check it out at my blog!

nih order nih..will send kejap lagi abt 2 hours lagi ekeke..! alhamdullilah..ada jugak bisnes kat blog nih huhu! doa doa doa!

E said...

patrick,

if u happen to be in penang, try to look up for this shop located very close to the roudabout on the way to butterfly farm in batu ferringhi. i tell u, the moment i saw the name i cant stop laughing for a gud 20 minutes. and the shop's name? 'chop foo kee' :p

hahahahahhaha

love-n-hate said...

aahahha... i wonder when he got that name... LOL... LOL... focup focup focup focup...

TummyBelly said...

Hi ! Bro ,

Funny ......!!!!

Why "Grilled toyo" the former Selangor MB is still at large ??!!

After so many wrong doings in his past............. he is still making so much noise.

Like he mentioned recently in his blog..... http://www.drkhir.com/2008/05/meniti-harapan-menanti-perubahan.html
"Saya melihat cara pentadbiran kerajaan sekarang lebih bersikap "looking forward" dan bukannya "forward looking". "Looking forward" lebih kepada mengharapkan yang bulat datang bergolek, yang pipis datang melayang. Untung sabut timbul, untung batu tenggelam. Kerajaan tidak ..............."

He also mentioned that The PR government shouldn't be wasting too much time in digging his past wrong doings and misdeeds.
If we go by his logic that means all the criminals must be released from jail as their crimes were committed in the past.

Why the prisoners are still rotting away in the jail waiting for their trial.

Set them free ...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why still waiting ...??....!!!!!!

Be fair and square.

PR,need your prompt action !!!

TummyBelly

Horsoon said...

Too bad u didn't carry ur phone camera with u?

peen khaan wala said...

Could this be the dodgy food supplier to our NS programme? No wonder the entire charade is a major "FOCUP".
I also heard of the 2 chinese surgeons specialising in hernia operations. They were known as Wan Hung Lo and Wan Hung Hai.

Andrew said...

Japanese car maufacturers are also in the same boat. Remember the Starrion from Mitsubshi, right after the Colt and the Lancer? Now we have Altis, Vios and Camry? What the fuck is that? Camera? Atlas? The Latio. Now that one takes the cake. No guesses to what that makes the owner.

Anonymous said...

Tun Dr Mahathir in his latest blog entry (www.chedet.com) said: "We have bought two submarines costing over RM3 billion. When are we going to use them? Are we contemplating going to war with our neighbours? I can think of other ways of spending RM3 billion in Malaysia."

Instead of worrying about external threat, we should have spent the RM3 billion on internal security i.e. to eradicate the local crimes (theft, robeery, rape ...).

Patrick,
Do you have any comment on this?

Muhammad Nazeef said...

dunno if this true but ive saw sumwhere in the internet showing the road sign "JALAN FUN WEE FUCK"...and after reading patrick's story, i remembered of accidently park my car beside a lorry with the company name "BOON TUT HANG SDN. BHD."...which sounds similat to 'buntut hang~!"...haha~

ezrazlin said...

you heve been taGGed patrick..so read my bLog! here's the ruLes..

The Rules

1. Each blogger must post these rules first.
2. Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
3. Bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
4. Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged, and to read your blog.

crower said...

It is only "obscene" when it is deciphered by an obscene mind.

It is just a name, I'm sure the person who gave that name did not intend it to be deciphered as obscene in any way.

Besides, who are we to laugh at others for using "obscene" names (to the obscene minds) when we often see the use of the four letter "F" word in blogs ?

Anonymous said...

What the F...? I thought it was his idea! like asking his crony to build naval ships that couldn't sail! Priratizng the ports with goverment's cash.put toll contact under OSA! that OLD cow should be put to rest!

nal3sa said...

hahaha... cute!

Anonymous said...

Patrick

How come no entry since 24 May?

No topic in Bolehland to talk about?

Blog must be constantly updated.

Anonymous said...

aiyah, NaCl = common salt = garam !

I saw, in kintacityipoh, a beauty wearing a FCUK T-shirt !! being a teacher, I was tempted to tell her the spelling is wrong, luckily my wife STOPPED me !!

In SMI boys toilet, i saw this :
' i fcuk your mather .'

Sigh !... standard of english ...sigh !

Anonymous said...

Hey, to reg.number 'fart-fart-fart'
for your new car = half of your car! dun play play with the FART !!

Anonymous said...

I saw a taxi in ipoh named Hashim bin UNTONG , reminds me of exteacher hashim bin PUKI !!

Anonymous said...

Indulgence Restoran along Tambun Road ipoh caters for those who can AFFORD !! royal members & RICH ones frequently indulged; if you have less than 100rm or NO c cards
pls ...DON'T ...!!

Anonymous said...

pat, at least 7 'old town white coffee' shops in ipoh years back, BUT now 1 or 2 left ! ( wen r u coming 4 whitecoffee !?) stcin

Anonymous said...

pls someone enlighten me :
a malay minister uttered "volker.." in tamil = 'fcuking' , caught by an indian mp , then the minister said he meant 'ukerah'= sit down !( what is it all about ?)

Semi Value said " kemuluan saya banyak BESAR !" when he saw his kawasan very dirty !!

Kapal said, " kalau saya punya NAIK, lu tiga orang ( AAB,OKT & SV)
lagi susah !!"

Fakawi said...

No need to be prudish here..

You guys should check out this very popular Malaysian mountainbiking site.
they had a race called the Fak-Up race last year..

www.FakawiTribe.com

BTW,you know what's the most obscene name given to a car?
The Nissan (Fe)latio....

Anonymous said...

what is ' nissan(Fe)latio !?

Square said...

hahaha......at least u found something funny when u r doing the most boring thing one can do...have fun there

Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick!

I Saw a Factory bus with the company name on top the windscreen

"SOLAAN TRANSPORT"

Nuffnang