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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Be afraid. Be very afraid!

Believe me. Sure donch hap wan. Ok?

"No more hikes in fuel prices this year:KL"

I read that news headline in the morning papers today. It sent a chill down my spine. It curdled the milk in my cereal. It rippled the coffee in my cup.

Prime Minister, Abdullah Badawi has announced that there would not be further petrol price hikes this year.

Yes. He is the same person who has a perfect track record for making things happen. In the opposite direction la.

No. I am not getting married. Boom! He gets married.
No. I will not dissolve Parliament. Boom! He dissolves Parliament the very next day.
No. There will be no fuel price increase (the first time last week). Boom! RM2.70 per litre the next day.

And now "No more hikes in fuel prices this year".

At the petrol station pumps everyone can hear you scream.......


NIAMAH!!!

102 comments:

Aykf said...

Another stupid statement again from an ignoring and intelligent PM of ours . . Dear Pak Lah , what if the world crude oil jumps to USD250 per barrel instead of yr economics advisers forecast of Usd 200.00 ??? Would u then inform to the nation that the government can’t afford to hold the petrol price ceiling at Rm 2.70 and will be forced to increased again ??? Would u please just do this nation a favor , please stop issuing those stupid and ignorant statements that will makes u looks like a fool and make this country a laughing stock , I beg u Sir !!!!!!!!!!!!

Malaccan view said...

Halo bro,
Why people call him 'Flip-flop' PM...sure got reason one la..who care man,you people suffer ma,not me,my dear SIL,my smartest son,all my gangs still enjoying life ma.You see,i'm so good,pay twice a month to gov servants,so that they will shut their mouth.Hmm..ya,may be i will also ask BNM to lower interest rate,ah,this i think everybody LOVE Pak Lah.Everyone will shut the mouth,who care man,it's not my money,it your money..

KY said...

is there anyone who can still trust what the PM says?

toolan said...

One look at his face and track record, who can believe him!
You die faster believing his words! As far as I am concern, and I think for other Malaysians as well, when he say something like that, we have to be very careful as it means anytime now, there will be another increase. He always says the opposite of what he wants to do.......
PM of Malaysia woh!!!
Pat, you and I also can become PM already if going by his standard!
NIAMAH!!!

Da Devil said...

wat lar...nw no more hikes fuel prices this year??geez....who can trust his word ady...snad sometimes i do wonder...whether those reporter got even ask him why he always go back his word and do the other thing tat he had promised....like the marriage,dissolution of parliament and recently the fuel price....geez...really cant trust any words from him and the G ady...sigh...

Stupe said...

Gemilang. Cemerlang. Terbilang.

What.A.Joke.

Malay Fler said...

Beware all Malaysians. When this "ketua sleepyhead" say yes he means no. Never means tomorrow. Black means all shades other than black. Mountain means the bottom of the ocean. And no increase means you know la....

wis said...

Patrick, can't agree more on that :)

Anonymous said...

This Pinnochio PM is getting funnier each time. We should take it that there'll be another hike as if to catch our pants down every time. On another issue I heard that we are paying an Indian company something like RM11 billion for the twin tracking of certain the sections of our rail and at the same time Scomi (controlled by his son) was to be awarded a monorail project in India. Smells of you scratch my back I scratch yours at the expense of Malaysian taxpayers.

Anonymous said...

SAW HAIIIIII P.M....There is absolutely no integrity and credibility in our government.What do you expect from these "Ketununan Lanuns " anyway???

KAN NI NEH!

lol said...

it was just yesterday when i saw the petrol went to 185Yen/litre. then i thought will the our sleeping beauty increase the price?

ok it is official. he will increase again. :P

diu lor...

The Jester said...

Patrick,

where the hell did you get this picture .... speaks volumes of the person !

Anonymous said...

Phew!This PM is really like a clown.The rakyat have lost confidence in his intelligence and hope this time his word does not play trick.

Anonymous said...

Aiya, look at my innocent face. I relly want to look after the rakyat lah. All must be equal. Petrol price increse because of global increase not because of me. You all must understand the global situation.Please read the news I mean world news. Don't la blame me all the time. Really ah?. You don't believe me. I don't lie wan, I surprise you all only. Why? I known to be Mr klean, the kleanest you know compared to the whole cabinet.Thats why Dr M pick me to be PM.

Anonymous said...

This stupid PM is taking us for a ride. Real bastard...

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

JOKE OF THE DAY

aduh

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

JOKE OF THE DAY

aduh

Anonymous said...

i think he's mentally retarded. Said government share the burden with rakyat by cutting 10% of their 'entertainment allowance' then he said 50%. Pak Lah, if you said remove the entertainmet allowance for good and cut your cabinet salary by 10% then we probably can talk lah ha? Stupid!!!

Anonymous said...

the current government needs to be overhauled. The price of oil has been going up for sometime now but no concrete plans made to reduce burden to the rakyat example more NGV stations nationwide, subsidies for conversion to NGV for all vehicles, minimum or zero import taxes for hybrid and electric cars and etc... All the government can say is "adapt to it". Easy for the super rich to adapt to it, how about the rakyat.

crower said...

Mr. Patrick,

You forgot to mention this was the man who said "Foreign cars cannot fill up petrol within 50km radius from the Malaysian border". Reason : these foreigners are using subsidies meant for Malaysians.

Two or three days later : "ok now you can". Reason : "it's only 30 sen"

nic said...

Right on, Patrick.
I, too, may not be a farmer, but I know bullshit when I smell it. And when a man's word is supposed to be his honor, what else can you say about 'leaders', whose words mean can't be trusted?
Yeah, even the cows are scared shitless now.

Nic

Anonymous said...

There are only 6 months left this year, anyways.

Pls pardon my taa-dak apa attitude cos I am already numb trying to meet my survival needs.

To pay for tuition for kids or use money to buy rice, etc to fill the stomach. If there is no money to buy rice then I can't feed my kids, then no need tution, right? Brilliant!

Anonymous said...

aiyah, believe him lah for ONCE: NO MORE HIKES IN ....... !

*BOOM !!!* BOOM* BOOM * !!!

@#$%^&*&^%$#@#$%^&*..smelly xx !

Starbug said...

I think all Malaysians are used to his lies already. When he says "no increase", it will sure increase, sooner than expected.

Anyway, it is good that we know what he tells us, it's always the opposite. I don't trust him anymore.

artic turban said...

why is it, if there is no choice but to increase the prices of subsidised petrol, and the govt of united morons nincompoops & orks says they are going to do cost cutting , sharir shouts at the top of his voice, seee seee I saved 0.90 cents by not having a teh tarik and it is front page news, and than on the other side the umno gravy train must not be disturbed, the APs must still go on, this goes to show this govt. is not bothered about the people but of its machais, INCOME FOR AP's based on figures from 2004 as announced in parliment, and I should know, formerly from motor trade, 2004 figures, 65,000 AP X RM50,000= RM 3,250,000,000.00 THAT IS $3 1/4 BILLION INCOME GIVEN TO CRONIES FROM UMNO, AND THIS IS ONE YEAR, WHAT KOK YOU TALK PM, with this money can subsidise some of the fuel cost, and for that matter this is only car ap's what about rice and other essentials, these bastards know how to squezzzzzee blood from the stone. UMNO and its dogs tak boleh percaya, dulu2 boleh lah tipu, sekarang semua sudah buka, lobang sudah bocor, I tell you you better make sure your aeroplanes are fueled because the anger being felt knows no bounds. what is the cost of sending 122 morons with 6 officers to engrand to jaga the queens pintu, how many brillion asshole, is that what you cal saving money, cost cutting, and when they talk about the british, dia olang jajah kita, kita susah, now run and kiss the engrish ass, what bloody morons with no maruah, orang putih ass-kissers!

Anonymous said...

Empty promises, and more empty promises... if pimps are known for mastering the art of deception and making lies, then we all know who the biggest pimp is in the country.
No more hikes in fuel prices this year... on what basis? It's almost like a fart from the butthole, with no benefits to people around or what-so-ever, and does nothing but making a funny sound and some more stinking the air.
Niamah!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear abt your curdled milk...yup, his statement really sent chills up my spine too.

How can people trust the PM ever since he mentioned something but meant the opposite? We'd better be very, very afraid whenever s**t like that spew out from his mouth.

This PM got no more credibility and yet stubbornly refused to step down. What made my blood boil is the way he nonchalantly act as if nothing is wrong WHEN the time comes to retract this statement later. Not IF, but WHEN.

For this idiotic statement, I wish Pak Lah a thousand fearful nightmares at night. You deserved it.

Anonymous said...

artic turban

just to expand on what you said.

by tendering out the APs and assuming an equal sharing basis, additional income to the govt is RM1.6 billion.
drop the freaking NS program which produces more deaths than benefit ( you will only disagree if you are a crony with supply contracts for NS), another savings of RM1 billion.
go after the fat cats in the Port Klang scandal which resulted in govt losses of RM4.7 billion, may be can recoup another RM1.0 billion ( perpetrators to return the ill-gotten gains or jail).
tear the lopsided highway agreements and stop payment of compensation, savings of another RM2.5 billion.
Hey presto, there's RM6 billion of extra funds and there is no need to kill the rakyat with the freaking high petrol prices.
I am freaking daydreaming coz thats the last thing this govt will do;which is to give priority to the rakyat instead of the fat cats and the cronies.
damn it, cant wait for Sept 16, 2008 unless PR is pooh-pooh only.

Lim said...

(me sitting in office foolishly cry:)

NIAMAH!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

1- trust anyone but the one who married his own sis-in-law

2- trust anyone but the one who cant decide when to have election

3- trust anyone but the one who fed his big fat useless kids with gov contracts

4- trust anyone but the one who goes hugging every ladies he sees when he said tat he is a good muslim

5- trust anyone but the one cant give a damn speech without reading from the script

don u wish ur gf could slap his face, don cha!!!

-maverick

Anonymous said...

CANT TRUST HIS BULLSHIT WORDS ANYMORE.HE ALREADY INSANE AFTER BEEN HIT BY THE GIGANTIC TSUNAMI ON 308

REALLY TIU NIA SING,HAM KAH LENG!!!

Anonymous said...

Help! I'm sooo afraid!

*Tighten my belt**

We don't like surprises, but we can do with a BIG JOKE OF THE YEAR from this man!

Anonymous said...

Mr. Patrick,

Malaysia is drowning!!!!! Anyone out there who can save this "sinking ship"? Help! Help! Help! We've lost the "captain".
We need a navigator with calibre!
We, the rakyat are all drowning slowly, every minute, every second!!!!!

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

How to trust someone who's so notorious
In public "talking east but doing west"?
Only to make so many people more furious
In not getting the national economic deals that are the best

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 120608
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Thur. 12th June 2008.

natives are restless said...

Cutting 10% off from entertainment allowance ??? Just go to joint that don't impose a 10% service charge.

How F@#$king practical is that ?

Gemilang. Cemerlang. Terbilang.

or

Gemilang, Cemerlang, TEMBILANG ???

Anonymous said...

This Bodohwi thinks we are all fools like him.
Guys guys guys! I am not exactly brilliant in maths.
But why everyone only talk about crude oil price increase with petrol price increase in Malaysia. But Malaysia produces petrolium yes??? Then we should be richer now as we should have higher income from petrol???
So what happened lah....anyone can do the maths???

Anonymous said...

Looking at the list below, it looks like the BN government are more determined to help themselves rather than the citizens.

And this list below is not even barely exhaustive as these are the ones uncovered – the tip of the ice-berg, if you might want to put it! What lies beneath could be much larger:-

1. The Bank Bumiputra twin scandals in the early 1980s saw US$1 billion (RM3.2 billion in 2008 ringgit)

2. The Maminco attempt to corner the world tin market in the 1980s is believed to have cost some US$500 million. (RM1.6 billion)

3. Betting in foreign exchange futures cost Bank Negara Malaysia RM30 billion in the 1990s.

4. Perwaja Steel resulted in losses of US$800 million (RM2.56 billion). Eric Chia, was charged with corruption for allegedly steering US$20 million (RM64 million) to a Hong Kong-based company

5. Use of RM10 billion public funds in the Valuecap Sdn. Bhd. operation to shore up the stock market

6. Banking scandal of RM700 million losses in Bank Islam

7. The sale of M.V. Agusta by Proton for one Euro making a loss of €75.99 million (RM 348 million)

8. Wang Ehsan from oil royalty on Terengganu RM7.4 billion from 2004 – 2007

9. For the past 10 years since Philharmonic Orchestra was established, this orchestra has swallowed a total of RM500 million

10. In Advisors Fees, Mahathir was paid RM180,000, Shahrizat Abdul Jalil (women and social development affairs) RM404,726 and Abdul Hamid Othman (religious) RM549,675 per annum

11. The government has spent a total of RM3.2 billion in teaching Maths and Science in English over the past five years. Out of the amount, the government paid a whopping RM2.21 billion for the purchase of information and computer technology (ICT) equipments which it is unable to give a breakdown.

12. The commission paid for purchase of jets and submarines to two private companies Perimeker Sdn Bhd and IMT Defence Sdn Bhd amounted to RM910 million.

13. RM300 million to compensate Gerbang Perdana for the RM1.1 billion “Crooked Scenic Half-Bridge”

14. RM1.3 billion have been wasted building the white elephant Customs, Immigration and Quarantine (CIQ) facilities on cancellation of the Malaysia-Singapore scenic bridge

15. RM 100 million on renovation of Parliament building and leaks

16. National Astronaut Programme - RM 40 million

17. National Service Training Programme - yearly an estimate of RM 500 million

18. Eye on Malaysia - RM 30 million and another RM5.7 million of free ticket

19. RM 4.63 billion, ’soft-loan’ to PKFZ

20. RM 2.4 million on indelible ink

21. Samy announced in September 2006 that the government paid compensation amounting to RM 38.5 billion to 20 highway companies. RM 380 million windfalls for 9 toll concessionaires earned solely from the toll hike in 2008 alone.

22. RM32 million timber export kickbacks involving companies connected to Sarawak Chief Minister and his family

Bailouts –
23. Two bailouts of Malaysia Airline System RM7.9 billion. At a time when MAS incurring losses every year, RM1.55 million used to buy three paintings to decorate its chairman's (Munir) office. 24. Putra transport system bailout which cost RM4.486 billion
25. STAR-LRT bailout costing RM3.256 billion
26. National Sewerage System bailout costing RM192.54 million
27. Seremban-Port Dickson Highway bailout costing RM142 million
28. Kuching Prison bailout costing RM135 million
29. Kajian Makanan dan Gunaan Orang Islam bailout costing RM8.3 million
30. Le Tour de Langkawi bailout costing RM 3.5 Million
31. Wholesale distribution of tens of millions of shares in Bursa Malaysia under guise of NEP to cronies, children and relatives of BN leaders and Ministers worth billions of ringgits.
32. APs scandal had been going on year-after-year going back for more than three decades, involving a total mind-boggling sum of tens of billions of ringgits
33. Alienation of tens of thousands of hectares of commercial lands and forestry concessions to children and relatives of BN leaders and Ministers worth tens of billions of ringgits
34. Travel around Malaysia and see for yourself how many white elephants like majestic arches, roads paved with fanciful bricks, designer lamp posts, clock towers, Municipal Council buildings that looks more like Istanas, extravagant places of worship, refurbishment of residences of VIPs, abandoned or under-utilised government sports complexes and buildings, etc! Combined they could easily amount to the hundreds of billions of ringgits!
35. Since 1997, Petronas has handed out a staggering 30 billion ringgit in natural gas subsidies to IPPs who were making huge profits. In addition, there were much wastages and forward trading of Petronas oil in the 1990s based on the low price of oil then. Since the accounts of Petronas are for the eyes of Prime Minister only, we have absolutely no idea of the amount.

Whatever amount, you bet it is COLLOSSAL! In Time Asia magazine issue on March 15 2004, South East Asian economist at Morgan Stanley in Singapore Daniel Lian, figures “that the country may have lost as much as U$$100 billion (RM320 billion) since the early 1980s to corruption.” Mind you, this is only corruption and it does not include wastages and mismanagements which could be higher!

If the above list (which represent moneys saved) is added to the nation’s coffer and together with Petronas profits, palm oil profits and profits from rubber, tin, agriculture produce, aquaculture produce, electronic and hardware exports, etc, for the past 5 decades, we can all agree on one thing - our country could be wealthier than Venezuela who has little resources except for oil. The petrol in Venezuela is RM0.16 per litre!

artchan said...

this pig don't know how to lie....cheat, corrupt,maybe..lie no.. no.. no..

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!!! This sleepy head tried to act cute or flirting with second hand jean?

Anonymous said...

thanks anon 8.17 ! what about millions&millions US$ in Isreali S'pore banks as fd by wife & children of tdm, bro-in-law of tdm & CRONIES, MB of perak, najib,ex & present ministers &...&...!! @#$%^&**&^%$#@#$%^&* ...niamahes smelly xxx !!

Anonymous said...

Pak Lah aka Bodowi. Balik kampung lah!! A 'man' who can't even run his own family, how to run a country? His late wife towered over him, he listens to the son in law, he even married his own sister in law (hiak!hiak! he may have cast his eyes on her for years) and conveniently married her when he initially said no (tak bleh tahan nafsu ler nie) For the sake of rakyat, pls bugger off from Malaysia. Bodowi is a curse to Malaysia!!!

anitakrishlee said...

I read this on the StarOnline headline today - Pat, your wise warning came to mind. If Pak Lah says "no price hike" it means "not today but tomorrow". NIAMAH!

What is he still doing in that position? Thick skin lah.

Anonymous said...

Pak Lah said no more fuel hike for 2008?

Well, I believe the fler...

But then again...ummm...

Err no, no..the guy can be trusted la...

Ehhh, but last time ahhh (???)...emmm no la, come to think of it now I dun believe la.

Ok la, ok la...I take Pak Lah's word la......BUT, with a large spoon of salt laaaaaa!!!!! Niamah...

Cemerlang, Gemila...ahhhhhh forget it!

Obi Wan Kentucky

Më| §zë said...

three cheers for pak lah...

hip hip horay...

hip hip horay...

not...!

bigbadwoof said...

Uncle Pat I've been listening to you from my days in St Michael thats a dated reference, its been ages since I've been home. I'm in Berkeley I read ur blog for solely the connection I yearn for my home, you speak the frustrations of every working man tribulations I've nothing more to chime with re: PM he's not that far off from Bush Jr alright thats not a fair comparisons I would not even dare to offer any lifestyle alteration its merely sound like ie Govt buzzwords I've not driven simply because I did not renew my license for almost 5 yrs rode my road bike everywhere and work (the type u pedal) we've a fairly adequate transit system in the Bay Area, I've not paid taxes to a govt thats waging immoral war and propping up an unjust oligarch its tough all over from my view of the land of the brave where the buffalo roam free this country's morally bankrupt oh yeah blue skies and all thing nice
keep up the good work, Sir peace out

Anonymous said...

Astro,

Bolehlah start satu program baru: RAJA TIPU!

Pemimpin BN layak masuk tanding!

Baldwin said...

based on his past craps, would anyone even bother giving attention to his statements?

Anonymous said...

BODOHwi we know your doings. do us all a favour and get the f_ _ _ off!

Pi Bani said...

OK now, let's think positive.

He did say he's not stepping down, didn't he? ;)

Anonymous said...

Pat, the losses listed are not real losses, they are just'funds' transfer.I believe he can't do much, he is trapped by the very system championed by BN, in particular UMNO. If he decides to dismantle it too fast, he will be buried under the debris.Hence his cautious step and the need to talk 'gostan' all the times. When JKR bikin, those engineers mungkin add 5 to 10%,sekarang, mana cukup, likely 2 to 5 FOLDS. This disease, implemented some 15 years ago will live in our society forever, unless total changes can be effected.

Anonymous said...

if we don't vote the ruling party out in the next election, this country is going into the longkang.

well, come to think of it, this country is already in the longkang...

i no longer care if pakatan rakyat is capable or if anwar can be trusted, it's a better gamble than having clowns pulling the country into the longkang.

look at the whole situation on petrol increase from the beginning of this yr till now. the way it was handled and how the announcements were made and then changed and all the lies and all the loopholes with this 625 rebate. it looks like these clown just make decisions using their asses.

belljar said...

I think I see a line-up at the petrol station oredi....

huey mei said...

yeah...everyone will scold that when they go pump oil...

nasikgorengusa said...

What? "No more hikes in fuel prices this year".. ??

I'm scared to think what will happen in another 6 months, LOL..

June ordi la. Soon new year la..

stir said...

Hi Pat,

What we need is a revo-bloody-lution in the bloody country of ours!

You niamah readers with me?

NIAMAH!

bean Laden said...

Cemerlang... Germilang... terbilang...TEMBERANG....

Lao' Cha said...

How abt world oil price going down to US20-00 a barrel starting tomorrow? Are we suppose to gain from that or do we get an erection and a hearty grin with US200-00 a barrel?

Sometimes I wish we never had oil in the first place. As compensation for the nation, we have that psychotic toon-kutty born a hamster, demolition man never made it but instead ran down her mummy's thigh and that pathetic moron with the sex maniacal grin (pic above) died of AIDS back in the 80's.

Oh, before I forget, that Rusty Ketam is suppose to be a pork wholesaler in Malacca reaping good profits under his own company 'Piggy Beckon Ali Shoik Sendirian Berhad'.

Kopi O said...

I really hope the king comes out soon & makes a clear stand against UMNO & also one of lack in confidence, dissapointment in the way they have run the country & all the crimes & corruption of their time in power.

We must make them pay to have any real precedents in this country.

In China, they shoot corrupt officials that have been proven guilty!

A really long jail term would be better for the UMNO thieves!

The whole world is looking at laughing us. The situation is critical! PR you don’t want to take over a Malaysia that has been sucked dry, especially at the last minute. Do it now, the nations resources & reserves are being drained dry!

durai said...

very good PM.. no one can believe politicians speech..

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lord musan said...

Dear Friends,

I have just read and signed the online petition:

"Petition to Get Malaysian Prime Minister to Step Down. "Vote of No Confidence in Parliament"."

hosted on the web by PetitionOnline.com, the free online petition
service, at:

http://www.PetitionOnline.com/PakLah/

I personally agree with what this petition says, and I think you might
agree, too. If you can spare a moment, please take a look, and consider
signing yourself.

Best wishes,

Lord Musan
(Lets make it to more than a million vote!)

Anonymous said...

When TDM was asked to resign years ago, he resigned but stayed back for at least one or two term when UMNO memebers asked him to.

This current PM, he knows it. If he choose to resign, no one will be there to ask him to reconsider.

He is anyhow, really, a smart man.

The true colors of a onetime kind hearted politician............

Well, I think PAS president Nik Aziz is better......He will "retire' when he is dead.........

Politic is not for the faint-hearted.... Not even for bloggers.

Anonymous said...

When TDM was asked to resign years ago, he resigned but stayed back for at least one or two term when UMNO memebers asked him to.

This current PM, he knows it. If he choose to resign, no one will be there to ask him to reconsider.

He is anyhow, really, a smart man.

The true colors of a onetime kind hearted politician............

Well, I think PAS president Nik Aziz is better......He will "retire' when he is dead.........

Politic is not for the faint-hearted.... Not even for bloggers.

Anonymous said...

Pat, from the pictures that i have received, they literally blow off the upper heads, even women in China!! Well, if we do that here, there won't be anyone left to run the gomen!! what shall we do then??
Option? cepat-cepat ,aab will call for another election!

Anonymous said...

aiyah, dun be NAIVE lah, if AAB steps down, who else EXCEPT NAZRIN could be rightous to take over !(stcin)

HAPPY FATHERS DAY !!
HAPPY belated MOTHERS DAY too !!

Anonymous said...

For a prime minister this man has no intelligence, uncompromisingly ignorance, cannot be trusted, thick face and thick skull too. Please, please bring him down before he continues damaging our country with his flip-flop administration.

Surind said...

Cheaper Beer & Cigarettes For A More Emotionally Healthy Malaysia!

Dear Bloggers, can we start a new campaign? also to request PR to lower the prices if they take over the federal gov.

Cheers!
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Anonymous said...

Anonymous,
If you believe what Badawi says than I tell shits can be eaten. This asshole has not said anything credible since he took office. He thinks everyone except his SIL are total idiots. He will go down in history as the bigest Ass of a Prime Minister and of course Mahatir is a bigger Ass who put Badawi there, thats what you get for taking the second best. Then again we have to give Mahatir a little credit, had he chosen Najib, it would have been the biggest mistake in the history of Malaysian politics, because Najib is the biggest Asshole in UMNO. Get rid of UMNO and everyone wins!!!
Kan Niamah

Lao' Cha said...

I just love looking at that Cawkface(pic above). The muscles around your fingers tightens and starts rolling into a ball. Your breathing intensify and your abdomen rise and fall in tandem. Blood rushes to your face as you grind your chewers. While this is happening, you burn off some fats around your middle. It's a healthy thing I tell you. I am sure many here can attest to that.

Anonymous said...

This is so sudden, for a moment i tot all this issue might not be coz by badawi. He might be the lead but all this issue have been there for ages. It might be a bit hard to goes against the wave but I do believe that what PM suppose to do instead of going along with the wave and pratically harming the citizen.

When he ask his citizen to change their lifestyle and also telling the citizen that he will be only getting travelling allowance to travel within ASEAN countries, it was a hint. Go oversea (euro, uk and etc) and work legally or illegally since he wont be around those region to listen complaints form those countries. With leaving the country, your lifestyle will change for sure. If it is better than stay there and get citizenship if worst come back msia and you shall continue contributing to the govt fund.

Beware Citizen of Malaysia, this country is running on a dictatorship. I wonder can everyone gatherup and overthrown the government.

PM have control over the police force and we know all this ppl are not well paid but wait maybe there goes our petronas profits.

Bottomline, we cant do much unless until we have a new PM or election and since the msia is running on dictatorship, we need the King to do step in and do something for the rakyat. Afterall, King are suppose to look after the welfare of the rakyat if the govt fail to do so.

Rakyat is the source of the country dont ever betray them.

Anonymous said...

my friend just got his Rm625/= so i congatuated him who told me,
" what is rm625 compared to those @#$%^&* who make millions overnite ! the fuel hike is schedued on Ogos which is a smoke screen, those ministers & cronies & tenega officers bought their tenaga counter of millions on contra before 5pm & waited for the announcement & 2 days later sold all and make MILLIONS !!

MarGeeMar said...

It seems to me that as the BN/Umno regime is sinking like the Titanic, there are individuals within Umno who are trying to portray themselves as pious patriots to Islam and the Malay race. The latest to jump on the bandwagon is Minister in the PM’s Department, Ahmad Zahid Hamidi. This oxymoron wants all signboards and official publications to be in Malay written in the Roman alphabet and Malay written in the Jawi (Arabic) script.

On one hand, the BN/Umno regime is trying to woo foreigners to make Malaysia their second home under the Malaysia My Second Home Program, but on another hand, there seems to be a hypocritical zest to Talibanize this multi racial, multi religious country. I have friends who have taken up the Malaysia My Second Home Program who often complained to me that if this country ever wants to surpass Singapore as the preferred destination for their second home, Malaysia must use English together with Bahasa Malaysia in signboards and official correspondences.

Very often I get complaints from foreigners who have made Malaysia their second home that whenever they write letters to the local authorities in English, the letter is replied in Bahasa Malaysia. This to me is plain stupid! Either the people in government are pea brained language fanatics like Ahmad Zahid Hamidi and the rest of the clowns in Umno, or these folks just don’t have the competency to write in English. I’m sure racists like Persatuan Pemuafakatan Melayu, GAPENA, GPMS and those guys from DBP would be hitting the ‘kompang’ hard to have everything written in Jawi.

Even in a Middle Eastern country like Oman, all signboards and official correspondences are in Arabic and English. A South Korean businessman once lamented to me that even in Thailand, English is used alongside Thai. He said it is difficult for foreign businessman like him when he comes to Malaysia, as everything seems to be written only in Bahasa Malaysia. Now, with Zahid Hamidi’s no-brainer, instead of having English written alongside Bahasa Malaysia, we are going to have Jawi instead.

Anonymous said...

the perak ex mb & mca chief's adik have each sapu 300 and 200 acres of tanah in elephant stone BUT the poor farmers have APPLIED for years & years & cant even get 1 square foot to plant vegetable !!

The EX of ex-mb has even MORE lah ........@#$%^&*...niamah's !

Anonymous said...

lastnite tv3 live : the petronas chief, " ... (in malay)...at 700000 tong /day, ...lagi boleh..tahan...
20...ta..h.u..n ...!" ( one singh guest speaker spoke BETTER & FASTER malay !)

Anonymous said...

Found this interesting story from comments posted on Malaysia Today and would like to share with all of you.

The story about “subsidy”…

A man called Maha owns a farm which can produce 10 apples every day.
He has 5 workers to operate the farm.
Each of them eats 1 apple daily and it is enough to keep them operating the farm normally.
The remaining 4 apples, the landlord sells them at RM10 each and he earns RM40.
He uses the RM25 to improve the farm operation and facilities.
He gives RM2.00 to each of his workers and he keeps the remaining RM5.00 as profit.
Day by day, the farm is well developed and all of the 5 workers are happy with the money they can save.

When Maha passed away and there is a new landlord, Abdul comes to continue the farm operation.
He says to the workers:” We need to improve the farm quality and redefine our way of thinking.
From now on all of you only need to pay RM1.00 for each apple you eat.
It is very cheap as the price is RM10 each outside the farm.”
The workers have no choice but to pay RM1.00 for the apple they eat daily.
Their earning decrease from RM2.00 to RM1.00 per person.
As usual, Abdul sells the 4 apples and he gets RM40.
He uses RM25 for farm improvement and pays RM10 to his 5 workers.
He gets RM5.00 as profit. On top of that, he gets another RM5.00 from the apples that he sells to his workers.
In total, he gets RM10 as profit every day.

Soon, the apple price increases to RM20 each.
The new landlord gets a higher profit as he gets RM80 for the 4 apples he sells daily.
Then, he decides to give the farming improvement contract to one of his close friend, Samy.
Samy says:”Apple cost naik, improvement cost also misti naik.”
So, the farm improvement cost increases from RM25 to RM50.
In actual, the improvement only cost RM30.
The remaining RM20, Abdul and Samy share evenly among themselves.

Let’s calculate how much Abdul gets daily:

RM10 (from farm improvement cost)
RM20 (Net profit by selling 4 apples: [Gross profit, RM80] - [Improvement cost, RM50] - [Wages RM10] = RM20)
RM5 (from selling apples to his workers)

In total, Abdul gets RM35 daily compare to RM10 initially when he takes over the farm from Maha.
His profit increases RM25 and the workers are still getting RM1.00 daily per person.
The greedy Abdul does not want to stop there.
One day, he says to his fellow workers:” You see ah, the current market price for one apple is RM20 and you are only paying RM1.
See how lucky you are! I have to SUBSIDY RM19.00 for each of the apple you buy and total I need to SUBSIDY RM95.00.
This will greatly burden the farm and we might get bankrupt if we continue like this.
In order to avoid bankruptcy, I need to increase the apple price that you buy from RM1.00 to RM1.50 and I will bear the remaining RM18.50 per apple as my subsidy to you all. ”
So, greedy Abdul adds RM2.50 to his current profit and the number becomes RM37.50.

After you have read the story, I am sure you have already understood the meaning of “SUBSIDY” given by the government.

The RM95 subsidy never existed in the first place and so was the RM52 billion fuel subsidy generously “given” by the government

Cutting fuel subsidy is actually just a reason to steal money from your pocket.
Are you gonna stand there and let them rob you?

pah nur said...

Rumour has it the oil will hike up to RM4.70...in malaysia, rumours normally means it's true...Apparently badawi just confirmed the oil hike by denying it...So get ready folks, the the rough ride ahead....it's going to be pretty bumpy and we may not be able to afford treating the bump...just use ice pack lah..cheaper option than going to the doctor.

penganggurpaksa said...

Just some song I edited (if u don't mind)

-------------------------------
The Real Next PM Speech (for the coming UMNO AGM)

OS: The Real Slim Shady
Lyrics By: Eminem

(Edited under great pressure by Penganggurpaksa)

[Pak Lah announcing]
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real next PM please stand up?
I repeat, will the real next PM please stand up? None?
We're gonna have a problem here..

[Pak Lah opening speech]
Y'all act like you never seen a PM before
Jaws all on the floor like Jeane, when I just burst in the door
and started whoopin her a$$ worst than Endon before
we first were in laws, she’s arrangin’ my furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
I didn't just say what I think I did, did I?"

And then Pak Lah continue saying....I’m nothing you idiots!
Dr. M's era already dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
UMNO women now love the new PM more!

[*delegates turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]

[The Anti-PM Delegates – interviewed by Bloggers]
"Perdana Menteri , we’re sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he thinks he’ so cute though!"
Yeah, he’s probably got a couple of screws up in his head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in his son in law’s bedroom
Sometimes, we just wanna turn the votes and just let loose, but we can't
cos’ it's suck that Najib had hump a dead moose

[Pak Lah then saying]
"My bum is on his lips, my bum is on his lips"
“And I just got lucky, he might have gave it a little kiss”

[The Anti-PM Delegates – interviewed by Bloggers]
And that's the message that they’d deliver to us kids
And expect us not to know why Rosmah's clitoris itch
Of course we’re NOT gonna know who did Najib intercourse with
By the time news hit the fourth floor

We read the Malaysia Today didn't we?
"Pak Lah, He ain't nothing but another mammals.." Well, some of his supporters are cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*SLURP*]
But if they can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that DSAI and another man can't elope [*EWWW!*]
But if you feel what he feels, and thinks he got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the PM chorus and it goes
[Chorus: Pak Lah Suppoters]
He’s the Perdana Menteri , yes He’s a real Daddy
All you wannabe Menteri’s were just imitating
So won't the next Perdana Menteri please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Chorus: Pak Lah echos]
I’m the Perdana Menteri , yes I’m a real Daddy
All you wannabe Menteri’s were just imitating
So won't the next Perdana Menteri please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Pak Lah said]
Tun M didn't gotta curse in his raps to sell his votes;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck the ppl too!
You think I give a damn about the Pricey?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But People, why did I win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? Coz’ my guys could just lie to get me here?
So I can, sit me here next to my peers?
Shit, Ku Li’s here…better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Scomi and my heirs
and hear 'em argue over who would be the richest first
And My little sucker, put me full blast on your TV
"Yeah, he’s cute, but I think he's married to my daughter, hee-hee!"
I should upload his video on YouTube
alaso show the whole world how I gave Jeane my VD [*AHHH!*]
I'm sick of my little girl and my boy groups, all they did is lickin’ me
so I have been sent here to destroy all of you [*bzzzt*]

And there's a million of UMNOs dats just like me
who curse like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who like to dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

[Chorus: Pak Lah]
Cos…I'm the Perdana Menteri , yes I'm the real Daddy
All you wannabe Menteri’s were just imitating
So won't the real Perdana Menteri please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Pak Lah]
I'm like a sleepy dream to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your blog room
The only difference is I got the seat – I say it
in front of y'all and I might be false or sugarcoated and all
But..I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*]
I just shit it worst than ninety percent of a school kid can
Then you wonder how can our kids eat up the petroleums – No Way!
It's funny; cause at the rate this I'm goin when I'm thirsty
I'll be the only person in my home flirting
Pinchin’ Datuk Yeoh’s asses when I'm jackin off with Jeane’s
Tho’ I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra is working
And every single person should say Perdana Menteri’s the King
Some could be workin at Burger King, spittin on my onion rings [*HACH*]
Or those in the parkin lot, circling
I’m just screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with my windows armed and my system up

So, will the real next PM please stand up?
And show me your middle finger on each hand up?
And I’d be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Chorus]
I'm the Perdana Menteri , yes I'm the real Daddy
All you other Menteris were just imitating
So won't the next Perdana Menteri please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Pak Lah]
Ha ha
Guess there's no other Perdana Menteri among us
Fuck it, then I’ll just stand up

Anonymous said...

I receive email : 'dun use xxx petrol ' & 'half tank only' & send to 20 people who then repeat the same ...... to billions & gas company ' akan mati' !!

Good, good ...let's do it ,ok !

Anonymous said...

Hey! Read in 'misschickenkiller blog ' : mr. daim is having '3 Billion' of ' 500 & 1000 Rm notes'
kept in Indonesia waiting for the kerajaan for 'revival of its usage' lah !!

Guess tdm : " over my dead body "
daim : " cepat lah !"

Anonymous said...

A friend :" the poorest states are Sabah, Trengganu ... then GUESS...
PERAK lah !... Experak top officers
were having Rm48 breakfast EVERYDAY
in hotels...@#$%^&*... & when new government takes over, NO MORE DUIT ....@#$%^&*....ex mb has few hundred acres of land in elephant stone & the Ex of ex EVEN MORE !!

Anonymous said...

If oil hikes to Rm4.70 means one barrel = USD236.74 x rm3.20 =
rm757.568 x 700,000 tong /day =
rm530,297,600/day x 30days =
Rm 15,908,928,000 every month ..

WOW...WOW...WOW...WOW...WOW...!!!?

Anonymous said...

WHAT...WHAT...WHAT...!!! perak is
3rd from the BOTTOM and the state treasury KOSONG...KOSONG ...@#$%^&*
...now let's do SOMETHING & dun these Pencuri-pencuri and their children & grandchildren enjoy with their SINFUL deeds !!

Pat, its your homestate lah, shame !

I wonder what the Sultan will do !?

Anonymous said...

Paklah : who is next Pm..? who ?...
He.. eh.. !? cannot lah ..
the mogolian case not over
may take century lah !Wish
YM NAZRIN is willing !!

Monster Mom said...

Did he ever promise to sleep less???

and to pass the baton to Najib??? and have Rosmah as our first lady????

I'm gonna puke....

Anonymous said...

Petronas does not understand the meaning of transparency.

Lim Guan Eng has aked Petronas to explain how the money has been spent on F1 (provide breakdown please), bail-out of Bank Rakyat ...

Until then we are the suckers to pay for the higher fuel price.

Don't just blame Pak Lah. He has inherited and follow his old master on how to waste the Petronas money to enrich the Umnoputeras and its cronies.

There used to be one hungry tiger but later well fed. But now we have many hungrier tigers who will eat anythig on its path.

NIAMAH!!!

Khun Pana said...

Reading this reminded me of your radio show " Fantastic facts and Fancies" a good 30 years ago.

FACTS: His SIL and son involves in securing various government business deals .
Fancies : he denies all of it.

FACTS:Washington DC proven that he were involved in the Iraqi Oil for Food shady dealings.
Fancies : he denies it.

FACTS:He slept in all meetings
Fancies : he denies it.

FACTS : He declares the parliament wont be dissolves the next day
Fancies: He did the opposite the next fucking day

FACTS: We knew he married the second hand hen .
Fancies :He openly denies it.

FACTS:Oh Fuck him

mie said...

hoho~

that's it..huhu~

Anonymous said...

Kedah's PAS-led government had to resort to tendering out forest for logging in order to have money to run the government.

The Federal government did not provide opposition-led state government funding?

I suppose very soon TV# will show that Kedah government is detroying the virgin forest and environment.

Truly Niamah!

Let's hope more MPS follow teh action by SAPP!

Baron Strawberrymunchen said...

Pat, about time someone put it on record.

Malaysiakini
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/84786

Palanivel: Dr M should remember his roots

MIC deputy president G Palanivel today slammed former premier Dr Mahathir Mohamad for accusing the party's long term chief S Samy Vellu of being a racist and warned such statements could fan deeper racial sentiments.

In a statement released today, Palanivel also said that the former prime minister's comments on Hindraf were short in accuracy and insensitive to the sentiment of Indians in the country.

"It is sad to note that Mahathir is not aware of the fact that Hindraf is not only made of Tamil people but includes many non-Tamil and even non-Hindus.

"He (Mahathir) is wrong when he said Hindraf leaders only represent Tamil racists," said Palanivel in defence to Samy Vellu who has recently joined in the bandwagon in advocating for the release of five Hindraf leaders detained under the Internal Security Act (ISA).

G. Palanivel also said Mahathir should look into "his own roots" before manifesting such statements. Mahathir's forefathers are from South India.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA ! tdm = mamak, but he feels SHAMEFUL to admit it, HAHAHA !
mahathir, you are half indian lah, DARE to swear " NO" !?!
HAHAHA, aneh !

brukarer said...

A belated reply to your anger towards morons. Shouldn’t it be, ‘A belated wish: Happy Birthday!’.

You got angry, I got tired. Tired of telling people to say ‘train’ instead of ‘commuter’, ‘remote control’ instead of just ‘remote’, (although it IS understood), secret ‘admirer’ not secret ‘admire’. Congratulations with an s, please. I heard the mistakes spoken on air too, umpteen times. I have also met people who refered to the public phone as ‘public’. ‘Where can I find a public?’ Huh! I’m not that bagus sangat or trying to tunjuk pandai, but it’s the job hazard of having been an editor I guess.

Anyway, has anyone ever asked you if you ‘want to do pest’? Yes DO your pest. Get rid of them. How about the lady who’s got ‘payudara’ (for breast cancer). She only got one left after the surgery.

Why bother? As long as people can understand, ok what. What is there to be embrace about? Cool brader.

Anonymous said...

What a fucking sensational story story that gonna blow your mind. AAB, sil and Rosmah and co all involved in the Murder and coverup of the mongolian woman. Very shameful that people would do that.

rams609 said...

I WISHED PAKLAH, NAJIB AND THEIR CABINET MINISTERS ARE JAPANESE....

BECAUSE BY NOW THEY HAVE DONE THE HARAKIRI....

AND MALAYSIA WILL BE PROSPEROUS AND PEACEFUL. AGAIN!!!!

AND WE'LL ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.....

Anonymous said...

SIGH !! if only senior lee was the
'soul-siang' from 1965 ....SIGH !!

monsterball said...

Can you honestly believe Dollah anymore?
Government warned food stalls not to increase prices. Warned essentials........like chicken...rice....salt...not to increase price.
ALL increased!! What are they doing?
You see....the UMNO government does not understand...overall cost.involving transportations..fertizers...electricity.....etc..to make up the real cost.
Dollah knows next to nothing about gross profit....nett profit ...and nett nett profit.
Best is change the government.
We have enough of their bullshits.
Above all...our oil prices should be reduced.....not increase........as Petronas makes more money...if the buying price is higher and higher...and Malaysia exports more oil than we need to consume.
You notice.....UMNO never tell us the huge huge billions of RM profits from PETRONAS......but always the one sided ..bad news.
This is a cover up of massive mismanagement and corruptions.
What else do Malaysians want...to suffer like this ..and much much more..or change the government.

Anonymous said...

Bila hidup rakyat susah dengan kenaikan petrol/diesel, tindakan yang di ambil untuk membantu rakyat oleh kerajaan abdullah adalah :

1. Kurangkan interest on soft loan boleh menyenangkan rakyatkah? Galakkanlah mereka meminjam. Syabas abdullah kerana nampaknya di malaysia di bawah pemerintah abdullah, ambil loan tak perlu di bayar.

2. Gaji di bayar 2 kali sebulan. Deduction akan dibuat pada akhir bulan. Ok, lepas dapat separuh gaji pada 15hb, enjoy life. Sampai akhir bulan, kena potong epf, socso, insurance, kena bayar sewa, loan kereta, loan rumah, yang tinggal cukup makankah? makan anginlah. Di malaysia makan angin percuma diberi abdullah.

Bukan ini saja, kerajaan kena bayar overtime pada kaki-tangan2 yang selama ini prestasi kerja tidak pernah di puji dimana2. Tak cukup kaki tangan, tambahlah lagi. Pendapatan dari kenaikan petrol ini mungkin sekadar cukup untuk membayar kenaikan kos pengurusan saja. Syabas sekali lagi.

3. Galakkan mereka cari kerja sambilan. Selama ini, mereka yang menpunyai 5 anak telah tidak mampu menjaga anak2 dengan baik kerana terpaksa cari makan. Anak jadi mat rempit, bosiah, anak kena colek. Kini ibubapa digalakkan cari 2 kerja. Anak2 Abdullah akan tolong jaga. Kerajaan Abdullahkan galakkan masyarakat Melayu supaya membuat seberapa anak yang mampu. UMNO akan kukuh nanti, ramai supporter nanti. Yang telah mempunyai 25, nak tambahkan jadi 40. Syabas, syabas.

4. Galakkan mereka berniaga. Dengan kenaikan harga gila ini, semua orang akan berjimat dan terpaksa kurangkan belanja. Kalau semua yang susah berniaga, siapa agaknya pembeli ya? Abdullah agaknya.

Tetapi bukankah pemerintah yang macam ini yang kita nak? Kita protest kalau ada yang tak suka abdullah?

Abdullah hanya perlu kurangkan gaji dan allowance semua menteri2 beliau daripada berpuluh2 ribu sebulan kepada beribu2 sebulan, semua rakyat malaysia tak perlu sensara macam sekarang. Anak2 aku kelaparan sekarang dolah.

Aku tabik kau Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

Anonymous said...

Patrick

Are you slepping like Badawi?

Why no new entry for so long?

Please be a man like RPK!

patrickteoh said...

Aiyoh! Anonymous 12:24 PM OUCH! I think that was a bit unfair la. Having said that however I don't think I shall ever be able to match up to RPK la. He the man!

Anonymous said...

" ..mayday..mayday.. HELP ..malaysia is sinking.. mayday..!!"

" Helo..helo.. what are you sinking about !? "

Anonymous said...

pat, what's wrong with chatbox again !? (stcin)

Anonymous said...

" dj pat, dun afraid lah, i am stepping down in june2010 ! fed up of you people already ,always talk bad on me & sil ! ...bosanlah....
..zz..zzz...zzzz....!"

Anonymous said...

hey! this friday=jumaat got GOOD NEWS lah !

Nuffnang