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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Enough already

Wake-me-when-it's-over Man!

Do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do Man!

I'll-give-you-free-petrol Man!
Soon to be (maybe)
Do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do Man II

It is quite sickening actually. I mean for a loyal, hard-working Malaysian these days to see what our political clowns are doing. Sorry I won't use the word 'our' then. These clowns provide us with daily doses of comedy but these days the laughter is fast turning into frustration and perhaps even despair. More than 100 days after the initial euphoria of the March 8 general elections and the promises and hopes that it brought nothing much has happened. Well, except for the high octane speed of rising costs of living. Promises made by the Opposition winners have yet to become action and reality. Although in the process some of those promises are already beginning to be watered down by the very people who made them. Errr...we need more time....that's always a handy excuse. Or this is not easy. Well if it wasn't you sure didn't make it sound that way when you made the campaign promises. And it is not only the Opposition flers making all the funny turns. The BN is one of the major actors on that stage. They do almost everything that they accuse the Opposition of doing and which they (the BN) say are a waste of time and money.

I don't know about you la but personally I could give a flying F**K about whether Anwar f**ked somebody up the ass or if Najib did or did not f**k some foreign woman and blew her up. Those accusations are being investigated by the police and whoever else they got playing CSI in Bolehland. Okay, I say. Give them time to run their courses and when the results are announced then let's see if we are satisfied with them. If not then some asses burn and we light the torches.

But in the meanwhile, can we get on with things? With life in a fast evolving world where we are beginning to be left further and further behind. With how we are going to resolve problems resulting from rising fuel costs, how we are going to compete with our neighbours in the tough battles for investments, how we are going to alleviate the plight of the hardcore much to do. But we seem to be caught up with the politicians-staged side-shows which more and more make me suspect that neither side have actually got anything going which we would approve of as citizens. Know what I mean?

As far as I am concerned, the Barisan Nasional is still the government. They are still the law-makers. For now. So get down to doing the jobs that you were elected for. What are the plans to help the hardcore poor? Hello! I am not stupid. I want to SEE real, working plans. Not hear you talk. Again. So the fuel hike has kicked in. We don't like it but we are dealing with it. According to you there are billions saved now right? So what are the plans for our public transport system?

I don't know about you la. But I am quite fed-up already la.

With all this talk of sodomy, Sodomites, Cutesy engagements.
With exploding models and the spectators.
With debates about dress codes in this and that august house.
With senile politicians making racist statements...............

I am just damn fed-up la. And in less rational times I just think we should take the whole f**king bunch and burn them all at the stake. No better still herd them into that august house and torch the mo'fuckers.

Then we make Malaysia an absolute monarchy with Raja Nazrin as our King and the Sultan of Selangor as the Grand Vizier.

Okay la that is just a frustration-induced fantasy but right now, I feel that democracy ain't doing SHIT!



bluskyes said...

missed ur incisive commentary for a while...glad 2c u back finally! :-) totally agree - everyone is deflecting from the REAL issues at hand...wasting time with rubbish issues when we have lost RM 330b to corruption and the average Joe is working 2-3 jobs to survive daily! Seriously?!!

wisdomthinker said...


Its true what you said. Cant agree more. Instead of making "sweetie" politic views, they should do their job first. I dont like people who barks a lot without doing actions. These useless governers who only no how to talk but not doing anything should be "bungkus" and sack them up. We need people who can make the job done, not making noise for entertaining us.

Angelia said...

Already bored with this sandiwara saga lah.

frankly I don't care.

Like you said, I want REAL changes/initiatives to happen, I don't really care reg: PKR/BN etc, I just want changes for the better.

Dont trust anwar anyway. He's a politician from both sides of the fence and I feel that he's such an opportunist and doesnt care what happens to others so long as he gets into power. Sorry to say that.

Where are the real changes?

Anonymous said...

Aiyah Patrick!
Why you so fas fedup one? Enjoy the funlah! Where else can you get this kind of gomen who can screw everyone fo 50 years and the people wan somemore? Where else can you find the sam people trying to bring down others with the same tactic? Where elsle can you find a fat lady watching somebody get blownup and preten do innocent? Stay aroun enjoy the fun. Relaklah bro!

Lao' Cha said...

Democracy has nothing to do with shit. It's what SHIT is doing to democracy.

You will know those walking talking TURDS when you see them. The most famous duo are still running the nation at the moment. One piece is stuck to our ass because it's too sleepy to even eject himself while the other blows up in your face. Niamah ke High !!

crower said...

1. I fully agree with you on this one Patrick.

2. In my opinion, the rakyat is being taken for a ride once again.

3. I really don't care about other people's fetishes.

4. What I really care is the state of this country.

WA said...

I feel ya...
I feel like they are fluttering their eyelashes at us, while screwing us up from the rear...

The only sexy option is to watch their organs explode while burning on the stake and we toast marshmallows at the bonfire...

Anonymous said...

I'm a Malaysian and right now, I'm so embarrassed at what is happening to Malaysia. We the rakyats are finding it hard to cope with the rising of fuel and food costs (just to name a few) and now, we are given this spectacle to live through.

Comon, is it that difficult to address the real issues the country is facing? Or are our leaders trying to hide their incompetentcies in dealing with these issues?

The only thing they are good at is making more money for themselves and throwing mud into one another's faces.

So I'll say, get a grip on live and tackle the real issues and not sway from it. We the rakyats are not stupid anymore. It was a mistake to elect a bunch of monkeys to run the show.

Stop the nonsense already and deal with the real issues NOW!!!

iman said...

If I come acroos a BN politician I'm gonna slap him.

Andrew said...

If we can't change them, .... join them, no no no lah ! Pray for divine intervention that they face their creator asap, mah.

We have such a blessed country that's the envy of many without any calamity EXCEPT political ones and see how our politician have played us out big time !!!

Those corrupted ones should be cursed with their generation to come for the next 10 generation.

We are hungry, angry at wastages amounting to RM 330b and the govt don't even blink an eye and still think that such plundering is ok since our oil is not dry as yet. Let us all like minded Malaysian continues to cry for justice from the power that be to stop the "gravy train" until the poor are taken care. With over 40% of our population living below the RM 1,500 bracket, it is just mind pure madness for the govt to blow more fund on unwanted luxury of
9MP where the poor and marginalised are not taken care.

Next round, remember to just change it as it can't be any worst, NiaKong !

Anonymous said...

Patrick old boy, I too am seething against both sides of the political divide in their complete idiot runaround like blue-arse flies without any sense of serving the rakyat at all. I have called the DAP service center of Cheras over a certain stuck land issue and the DuAP (Democratic unAction Party) YB has not bothered to acknowledge my email. We are most certainly screwed!!! Bring back the Monarchy!!!

Jamaluddin said...

i don't know whether to laugh or cry at all the silly dramas being staged in Malaysia. i agree with u that public is more interested to know what the govt/leaders are going to do to make life better... we've so many problems already and we don't want to get more headache with all the bullshits. i'm working in middle east and people here have high respect on malaysia. but, now with all that's happening in m'sia, i'm sometimes ashamed with the quality of leaders that we have...

Anonymous said...

Yor' da man!!!!

busymum100 said...


Well said! I share your view.

Anonymous said...

If AAB ever steps down, the only person in malaysia right now is my
prince YM NAZRIN who is worthy to take over & NOT anyone else, not EVEN dsai lah !! (perakian)

Anonymous said...

Uncle Patrick

We could agree no more lah....we only care about how and what we are going to do moving forward, afordable medical care, transportation, find our missing children, sovle our murdered children cases, etc....unless all these f*cking morons in the Bodohland get up from their naps..we are heading to nowhere lah.....


fish&chips said...

the BN gov was given a loud and rude shock in the March chapter..and just as everyone is trying to get moving and see if things would change..then the fav kecoh boy comes out with a string of ruckus one after another. I hope ppl will get bored of his shows soon and then we can move on with life.

Anonymous said...

in perak, a BN woman has said," kill the indian first !"

A million apologies also cant be maafkan ! RESIGN & go to hutan to be bitten by snakes then SWALLOWED by a python !! (perakian)

Anonymous said...

something that make me laugh when PM said the police are pros.. yeah they are pros at banging n screw n doing nothing at most of the time. where they recruit police?

girl being rape in police station!

Anonymous said...

Patrick Teoh

If you are still a DJ, please play this song "Wake Me Up When September Come" by Greenday, with dedication to our PM with a message "you are orang baik dan professional".

September 16 is the day.

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go ...

Anonymous said...

Bring back the British, or the Dutch or teh Portugese.

Better dijajah!

God Save the Queen!

Anonymous said...

the worlds watching us...
like how the drama queens like Ronaldo, or Toni, or Materrazi are acting on their stage...
our leaders are laughing stock...
people are focusing on those 'HOT' issues and laugh about it everyday...
sex sells... it's always been, it'll always be
what about our lives? what about the fuel price? what about the high cost of living?
those are boring issues...
our politicians have managed to divert people's attention to something else and forgot our problems.

Anonymous said...

R-A-H-M-A-N(Nazrin) doubt at all !!
Be our next PM & save malaysia !

Square said...

can someone really smart and really brave go kidnap all of them and torture them for say a month then release them back to their work ar? of course the person who is very brave and very smart should be smart enuff to hide his/her identity la....

they say they hv blog, yea right, who is gonna read and answer? "suggestions" are always welcome, yea my A$$ too....cos so far I hasn't got any reply! so, since we cant go by the Civilize way of dealing things, can we just use the violence way?

the so-called Typical Malaysian Mentality is not own by rakyat themselves but has been inplant and perhaps poison from the younger days. Can the education dept ever consider making politics a subject to study in school? and even now the sejarah has been sugar coated, chinese or indian heroes that fought for independent has been pushed back to the back stage and soon to be vanish from malaysian history.... and soon our next generation will gonna believe that the Malay own this land and we are just mere pendatang asing and need shelter...

Thinking of this, I would say a thousand niamah edy! so what the fuck!? I could hv just fly outta malaysia and start over somewhere else, but this is my land, my home and my country, why should I ever consider leaving?

cherry tree said...

line them all up and shoot them! the rakyat can supply bullets.

dannyboy said...

gezzz!!! i don't care who fucked whos backside and who fucked which women! get going with the promise made man. the newspaper is so monotonous.. its like an analysis of a porn flick!!!

dannyboy said...

gezzz!!! i don't care who fucked whos backside and who fucked which women! get going with the promise made man. the newspaper is so monotonous.. its like an analysis of a porn flick!!!

kingtut said...

yeah, glad to see you back, Pat!

Anonymous said...

Ask yourself who brings the coalition to our political scenes in the 1st place?
Your kind of bloggers lah!
Now y'all wanna end up hating each an every politician, and will continue hating each other, whomever you might be, for so mighty long period of time.


Still waiting for the day you blog anything sarcastically about Lim Kit Siang or Lee Kuan Yew.


Idi Amin Najib, Imelda Rosmah, Mugabe Khairy, Sang Kancil Badawi said...

Sex and the C4

Sodomy is a useful word
recently said and heard,
in Malaysian homes and offices
it’s all about famous orifices.
What is going on, you wonder
when Bala steals the thunder,
finger pointing the magic word
to the delight of a horny herd
Organs united, names forgotten?
VIPs are really rotten
Saiful he knows and did not know
doubts about Aminah begin to grow
of whose loose lips he was afraid
but liked her other end instead;
of course he knew it wasn't right
but it felt so good and tight!
You could not hump like Greeks
the Hindenburg’s fat cheeks;
what her hubby found so succulent
was making Rosmah trucculent.
And so she thought, the time was due
for a nice Mongolian barbecue.
Enter the analyst, not so anal,
who found the girl too banal;
fearing supernatural harm
from her juicy feminine charm,
he hired Bala straightaway
to keep the honeytrap at bay
but private dicks were of no match
for Aminah's superlative snatch
and now that Najib had had his fill,
he would not share the till;
right after the submarine deal,
Aminah's fate he would seal.
Now Rosmah had one idea
on how to kenakan dia
"Let’s bomb the bombshell,
let's send her to hell."
Thus perished the hapless beauty
after translation and booty duty;
now Rosmah’s ass was happy
until one blogger got yappy;
this Hindenburg nearly caught fire
yet to sue she has no desire.
But Najib's part in this murder
will travel much further;
despite his media actions
and one or two retractions,
some questions will remain
a big part of his bane–
how did Altantuya really die?
and why did he have to lie?
Did he pay off Bala savvily,
or threaten to C4 his family?
What acts could be more despised?
With his money, we’re not surprised;
after all, he's such a bully beast,
to him and him alone, at least,
magic words that cannot apply–
are useful for making rivals die.

Anonymous said...

wow ! very very well written lah, thanks !

old fart said...

Patrick old chap, screams and kicks as you may, but you will have to admit this is how the political game is being played in most Asian countries. Unlike in most other Western countries where laws and regulations apply equally to every citizen, irrespective of colour and faith, governments in this part of the world tended to hide behind so called Asian-values when arguments of democracy go against their beliefs. It is just an easy tool for them to brush aside opposition views. This will continue to be the way of life here, politically or otherwise, until such time when the majority of people are better educated and have attained middle-class status, will they then be in a position to think for themselves instead of following blindly on propaganda and money politics. And until such time, old chap, work hard as usual and flow with the tide. Niamah Chow High!

Anonymous said...

hey! bala & family in thailand lah

Anonymous said...

Put them all in a sack and start beating. No matter where you beat, you can't miss! All the same...None can be trusted..