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Friday, July 04, 2008

A real people's government

Hmmm...Errr... Hmmm....

Najib: Saiful met me for advice before lodging police report.

Yes, there it was in The Star page N12.

So now we are expected to believe that some young fler who claims to have gotten f**ked up the ass by some old guy can actually get to meet the Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia to seek some wise words of counsel before lodging a police report???!!! Also, this young fler had somehow managed to get a meeting with the DPM's 'special officer' when he wanted a scholarship.

Wah damn good man! If this is the kind of pro-active, people-sensitive ministers we have in our cabinet then I am definitely going to vote for Barisan Nasional to remain in power. It would be tough job for the Y.B's though because as tax-paying Malaysians we have ALL been f**ked in the ass. So we all want our appointments to seek 'advice'.

Can ah?



Anonymous said...

In no time all the aspiring Scholar potentials will line up to see the DPM personally for his favours but beware it may come with string attached.
Regardless the truth may be nearer than you think.
Justice for Altantuya!

Anonymous said...

Yup, we have all been sodomised for the past 30 years and finally the DPM has become so people-centric. I am sooooooooo touched beyond words. Can he propose a cure for constipation ?


jay said...

Who you think you are, wanna meet important people.
look in the mirror first, are you a pretty boy (or girl).

Anonymous said...

Here's a Niamah Quiz:

a) Which institution in Malaysia repress people?

b) Which institution in Malaysia oppress people?

c) Which institution in Malaysia suppress information?

Note: "Lucky" winners receive no rewards!

Thank you for taking part.

Anonymous said...

Aiyah Partick!

Why you so bodoh one? You don't know ah? In this fu**king country anything goes. One day you make a SD that one old man screw your backside and then go to DPM for advice. Then next day a former DPM who is accused of screwing him hosts a PC acusing the present DPM of among other things screwing the backside of a dead Monglian girl. Then next day the PI who made the earler SD abt the present DPM discards his lawyer retracts all his accusation. Worse than Bollywood drama. Meanwhile as you mentioned we all get more and more screrwed up everyday.

Anonymous said...

Niamahlokechat, We RAKYAT know, DPM is greatest LIAR and CORRUPTED. very clearly shown it is conspirasy, no where to hide anymore even to any asshole, already stinked! NIAMAH.

Anonymous said...

Maybe there are some 'pre-requisites'?
Must have nicer ass? Or perhaps no future and hope, and nothing to lose in life?

Liverpool said...

Hi Pat. Your column is hysterically funny and yet stinging right up to the authorities asses. I just want to add this. The Bolehland Government is basically FUBAR ( Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) already !

KY said...

wah, dpm providing such great service to ordinary people. must applaud!

Francis said...

1. Mr DPM, it is known that even a cabinet minister can’t see you unless he/she goes through appointment, time and phone calls. Why is it so easy for unknown dropout to have a meeting with you at your private residence?

2. If he was “traumatized” (he he), does that mean every traumatized Malaysian has an easy access to your home and time? I’m traumatized, can I come now?

3. Why did he chose you? Why not the PM? Ahmad Zahidi, the Religion Minister? Zaid Ibrahim, the Law Minister? Karpal Singh, the senior lawyer? Ustadh Hadi Awang, the Politician and PAS Leader? TG Nik Azziz? The Selangor Mufti? The Perlis Mufti? The ACA? The Police? His Parents? His Fiancee? UMNO Youth? Foreign Embassies? Why did he chose you alone? And why is it so easy for him to meet you even in your highly guarded private home where you rest after work while evn MPs can’t meet you there?

4. You denied seeing, meeting him on Monday. You said he has only met your officer for scholarship purposes (though he has one and left it). What happened to that statement? Why did you buckle?

5. The boy said he was sodomised one day before he lodged the police report, (Thursday), but you met him earlier and you said he came to complain of sodomy. This means he went to Anwar after meeting you to be sodomised again. You met him when Anwar was in the Holy City of Medina with Dr Aziza performing Umrah, when they came back on Wed. afternoon, the boy said he was sodomised on Thursday. But the boy has been meeting you before. Don’t you think you have sold out your very self?

6. You “told” the boy that it was “up to him”, in case he wanted to file a police report about the sodomy charge. (He he). But Mr DPM you know that sodomy is criminal even if it is out of consent. So how can you fail to order him to seek redress in a court of justice in relation to a crime? Is that’s how you want to lead the nation?


Malaysia's leader-in-waiting(Asiatimes)

Wakil Pelajar said...

I'm also used to be a 'wakil pelajar'. Can i meet u up Mr. DPM, coz i got pain in the ass with all these bullshits.

but my wallet also koyak man...minyak manyak mahal...hermmm...can u come over to my house and see me? of course u can...coz u r a 'pemimpin berjiwa rakyat'!!!!!!

lankapo said...

our dpm sudah kantoi..smlm cakap laian ari ni cakap lain

just wait and see, will he resign ?

47 said...

niamah!! this is it, this is le shit! and still..ppl buy it! dang!

KAPITAN said...

wakil pelajar,

Yes you can go to DPM house anytime but you must looked genuinely traumatized and also genuinely have COLD HANDS so that he can h o l d you and f e e l you, then he can tell the press that he sympatised with you. OK?

Anonymous said...

najib got a fetish dick
fetish dick, fetish dick
najib got a fetish dick
which likes tight ass holes

all of us malaysians,
malaysians, malaysians
all of us malaysians
got fucked for past 30 years

now who can we blame all these
blame all these, blame all thesesss
now who can we us blame all thesess
but to god for its natural disaster

kantoi semua kena kantoi maksimum, nak tutup pantat lubang pun susah sekarang, as what always advertise enjoy first, think later. Itu la ...

Anonymous said...

Mr Cabinet Ministers

i have some solid evidence against someone you all despise. Please, can I see one of you?


Square said...

DPM checking young boy ass as his part time job maybe? well he is for sure a very "concern" guy who wanna get down to the rakyat and feel wat the rakyat feels and most importantly, be closer and mesra with the rakyat...what a wonderful and friendly gov we hv...NIAMAH!

coalminecanary said...

Very easy to see najib, only come up with some 'brilliant' idea and you get yourself some scholarship and pocket money. No need to pay for appointment fees.

Anonymous said...

saiful reported to police on 28th that he was 'raped belakang' on 26th but dpm said 'few days ago = 25,24 or 23' he spoke to saiful= he KNEW saiful would be RAPED on the 26th ! WOW..WOW..WOW..!!

amoker said...

I like the part where he hold Saiful's cold hand. How melodramatic.

Quite dangerous to hold another man's hand at 6 a.m. when it is still dark dark, in case the Islamic officers comes along for more duit kopi.


Idi Amin Najib, Mugabe Khairy, Sang Kancil Badawi, Imelda Rosmah said...

Sex and the C4

Sodomy is a useful word
recently said and heard,
in Malaysian homes and offices
it’s all about famous orifices.
What is going on, you wonder
when Bala steals the thunder,
finger pointing the magic word
to the delight of a horny herd
Organs united, names forgotten?
VIPs are really rotten
Saiful he knows and did not know
doubts about Aminah begin to grow
of whose loose lips he was afraid
but liked her other end instead;
of course he knew it wasn't right
but it felt so good and tight!
You could not hump like Greeks
the Hindenburg’s fat cheeks;
what her hubby found so succulent
was making Rosmah trucculent.
And so she thought, the time was due
for a nice Mongolian barbecue.
Enter the analyst, not so anal,
who found the girl too banal;
fearing supernatural harm
from her juicy feminine charm,
he hired Bala straightaway
to keep the honeytrap at bay
but private dicks were of no match
for Aminah's superlative snatch
and now that Najib had had his fill,
he would not share the till;
right after the submarine deal,
Aminah's fate he would seal.
Now Rosmah had one idea
on how to kenakan dia
"Let’s bomb the bombshell,
let's send her to hell."
Thus perished the hapless beauty
after translation and booty duty;
now Rosmah’s ass was happy
until one blogger got yappy;
this Hindenburg nearly caught fire
yet to sue she has no desire.
But Najib's part in this murder
will travel much further;
despite his media actions
and one or two retractions,
some questions will remain
a big part of his bane–
how did Altantuya really die?
and why did he have to lie?
Did he pay off Bala savvily,
or threaten to C4 his family?
What acts could be more despised?
With his money, we’re not surprised;
after all, he's such a bully beast,
to him and him alone, at least,
magic words that cannot apply–
are useful for making rivals die.

Anonymous said...

6am or 6pm !!??

monsterball said...

Najib and Mahathir are two clowns....really know how to dressed kill.
My toes are laughing......whenever I recall him saying..."We will win big..and in style" ...tapping his an election speech.
Leave him alone for one hour....without prepared speech Mahathir...he will talk cock and bull...and TDM simply forget and forget...smiling.

Anonymous said...

You forget about taking over lah :

Prophecy = R-A-H-M-A-N(NAZRIN)=PM !

MALAYSIA !! (stcin)

Anonymous said...

" what, did i say ' susceptible belakang' !? tak ingat lah !"