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Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Another race to watch

UPDATE: delcapo sent me this which I thought should be posted here in case some of you miss it...

from malaysiakini:

"Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Mohd Nazri Abdul Aziz said sensitive issues should be discussed within the perimeters of law.........

He then added that the Bar Council is unable to understand the feelings of Muslims as they are not Muslims."

(I think this fler will the winner of this race la...Niamah!!!)

While the entire nation is holding its breath for the outcome of the Permatang Pauh by-elections there is another race going on which might have escaped the attention of a lot of Malaysians during this period. And that is? The race to see who will finish as the winner of the Biggest Moron in the Cabinet event. We all know about the "Bocor" candidate, flying hand-sign contender and various other hopefuls for the title. And today coming round the home stretch is this idiot...I don't even have to tell you why. Just read this Star article which I have copied here verbatim and you will get what I mean. He was making reference to the suit that is being brought against the ACA by the two Perak exco members for defamatory statements involving bribes and sexual gratification.

KUALA LUMPUR: One should not stop the due process of law by turning around to sue the police, Anti-Corruption Agency (ACA) or the media.

“You can’t stop the due process of law in this country. People are doing their jobs – the police and ACA are investigating cases and the media is reporting on the process of investigation,” Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Seri Nazri Abdul Aziz said.

“If everyone sues, then the police and ACA would be scared to investigate,” he told reporters at the Parliament lobby yesterday.

Nazri, who was also investigated by the ACA back in 2003 over 6,000 taxi permits, said this was the price to pay for being a public figure.

“I was named but I never sued the papers,” said Nazri.

The ACA comes under Nazri’s portfolio in the department.

I think all the other flers in the race for the title should give up now. This guy surely is the champion la.



Anonymous said...

F ing idiot!!! YOu never sued becoz its the TRUTH!!!!!

Blardi idiot!!!

artchan said...

this a$$hole was never charged..maybe if he is charged..he will also sue ACA for harassment.

Despite so many reports on taxi permits abuse, i find it strange that he got off scot free.

Anonymous said...

For those who play golf, I think the competition is fiercely contested. All those in contention are neck-to-neck and it looks like there will be a sudden-death playoff. Which means the game is not over yet - not even with the outcome of PP.

Bro Patrick, please do not under estimate the rest of the blokes. "These guys are good!" So says the TV commercial about those top golfers. The same applies to this competition of yours. Yes, these guys are so damn good there is hardly anything that separates them. So they are going into sudden-death playoff. Guess who wins at the end of the day. I really can't guess. But I know who are the losers. Everyone of us that makes up the 26 million population MINUS you know who!!

From: TNS!

old fart said...

Oh...let's not rule out sleepy head and altantuya lah. It will be a ding-dong finish but I agree, this dickhead is probably going to win by half a head. Just look at his shit-face.....should be dumped into the dunnie! Niamah G Bai!

Anonymous said...

This month, Malaysia will celebrate its 51st Independence Day.
Today, we witness the smelliest of Malaysian politics.
Tomorrow I shall rejoice, the Dawn of new beginning.
We need to bring back the glory of those days, when I am proud to say I am Malaysian!

undirakyat said...

Now we know what's the strength of those people in powers now...

DIN said...


OKT Black 14

Anonymous said...

Pat... dun think there was ever any doubt.... no one else comes close... smallest brain with biggest ego & mouth!!

btw... my fav result from PP sofar
Seberang Jaya, Box 2 : Anwar 258 / Arif 7

Arif…. can u say “malu” in 5 fucken languages???? come look for me I will teach ….ahahahahahahahaha

new kid on the blogWagon

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,
UMNO's current modus operandi is:-
1. Make bad decisions like the fuel hike, charge and arrest Anwar.
2. Cannot explain rational of serious court cases, charge and arrest Raja Petra Kamaruddin,
3. IGP goes for heart bypass, arrest Amwar.
4. Any screw ups by the ruling Govt. arrest RPK.
5 ABB has a bad shit, raid RPK's house.
6. Rosmah get angry over Najib's philandering, arrest Anwar.
7. Syed Hamid tested below average IQ, arrest RPK.
so on and so on...............

That's the best solution to running a country. You say Niamah too often they'll raid your house,

Ah Keong said...

if they don't wan ppl to sue them, do their jobs properly lah... toyol

Anonymous said...

hishammukeris : " as i have said if we could retain the deposit is considered a WIN lah , BN is a winner ! ...hep hep hep hooray !"

Anonymous said...

see ! i told u if you DARE to mention 'give 5% ( no need 10% ) of uitm places to the chinese children' , we the chinese sure support u one ! u DARE not ...u balless mamak !!

Anonymous said...

He is just another bodohwi hand picked idiots!!! This dumb fuck and the hamid fella are perfect dumb and dumber:P:P:P

Anonymous said...

He's definitely in the quarter-final. I'm sure the other finalists, Bodohwi, Najis and Syed Botak Alba are equally qualified to be crowned WINNER.

To all four Q-finalists remember, we are all here to wish you NIAMAH!!!!!


Charles said...

Hey, I have an idea: why don't we all sue the Police, ACA, City Halls, Town Councils and all enforcement agencies so that they will stop harrasing us.

Sue them with whatever reasons we (and our lawyers) can think of. Once we bury them under tonnes of lawsuits, then we sue the judges too, file them overseas.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

Anonymous said...

My Dear Patrick

Normally, i am happy to read your blog. But today, dont know why la, open it and see this fler's face somehow spoilt my morning mood la.

Can think of anything nice to say about him ah? It is difficult but maybe someone out there can give it a fair go and try. All the best.

Congrats to DSAI. I hope this is the beginning to a better tomoro; fingers crossed.

Anonymous said...

I think the scene is set now; coffin has been bought, the straw has broken the camel's back so to say. Even the body is about to be laid in the coffin; come on folks, bring on the nails and nail them in. I think the time for a change in political scenario is round the corner. There is light....and i hope it is not on coming train. A new dawn.

Anonymous said...

Some months ago ACA did not nab the Kelang assembly guy who built Istana Zakar-Ria (literally translates as: Penis Rejoice Palace).

Some years ago ACA did not take action against the politician who was detained in Aussie airport for bringing in hundred of thousands of dollars of various dnomination/currentcy without declaration.

Now ACA is trying to charge the Perak PKR's assemblymen.

Another tales of facies in Bolehland?

Sean E said...

BN = Beginning of the End.

Anonymous said...

This is the very reason umno lost big in PP, idiots like NAZRI populates umno. It is a party consisting of ass and donkies plus nazris and najis. Time to show the nazris out the door, it is only in Malaysia that fuckups like NZARI can get into Parliament. The only reason must because we have Larry (Badawi) and Mole (Najib) as PM and DPM.
We need to remind TDM to start packing his bags, perhaps Mugabi will offer him a sanctuary for him and his entire family.
Sodomise Nazri

Anonymous said...

tuan-tuan dan puan-puan,

zaman kitaorang sekarang tak main 'sueing' lagilah. Tu zaman british. zaman kita sekarang pi masjid sumpah. jaipul dan ajib sudah sumpah. awi dan ajib ajak semua orang pegi masjid sumpah. kes selesai. tak payah pandai-pandai pakai loyer buruk. hakim pun bukannya boleh di percayai sekarang. bukannya kena pakai wang.

balik pada pandangan nazri yang hidungnya sebesar periuk kuali chef wan. "nanti ACA dan polis takut nak ambil tindakan". apa sebabnya? diaorang ambil tindakan bukannya sebab ada bukti yang orang betul-betul buat salah. diaorang ambil tindakan sebab di suruh oleh pihak atasan. ingat tak "aku yang menurut perintah"?????

nazri nak bagitau bijakpandai tak hang? dulu dia di siasat oleh ACA. sekarang ACA di bawah ketiak hang. he!he!he

welcome to my world, to my malaysia

sekian niamah kasih

Nostradamus said...

A Sinking “Titanic” (BN) in Malaysia? (The show has just begun!)

Malaysia’s Titanic (BN) was deemed unsinkable when it was first launched. Even when it hit an iceberg on 8 March 2008, it was so hard to accept that the ship will sink. When all efforts to save the ship from sinking was finally abandoned, the Captain (DSAB) just stood silently awaiting the fate as a forlorn man. He was hoping the Carpentia or some other nearby ships will come in time to save the passengers. It was sad to see the Captain firing off some distress flares to alert the Carpentier, but the Carpentier’s Captain (DSNTR) was just not convinced that the Titanic was in distress.

In between is a love story of Leonardo DiCaprio (DSAI) and Kate Winslet (Azizah). Azizah refused to abandon her love, even though many a times, events show she should just save herself. She held on to hopes, hoping against hope that she and her love can pull thru and both will survive this tragedy. Both suffered mentally and emotionally and in the end, it was Azizah left to tell the tale of a great man who sacrificed himself to save her.

As for the crew of the Titanic (Little Napoleons) and their friends who are rich and powerful corporate figures, who helped run the ship, did you see the desperation when they found out that the ship is really sinking. Most of them scramble to save their lives and abandon ship and some, with loads of money found they can’t buy anything they wanted, even a place on a lifeboat to save their lives (TDM migration). But not all, for there was a few brave Napoleons who tried to show they are committed to the name of Titanic (BN) and the show continues.

There was an old couple who just lay in bed waiting for the ship to sink (MIC & PPP) abandoned by the young and too old to move around anymore. There were also musicians still playing the ship’s songs (MCA, PBB, LDP, PBRS, PRS, SAPP, SPDP, SUPP, UPKO) and died like true musicians dedicated to their role of love for music. There were also some crew (GERAKAN) still working to plug the leaks at the bottom of the ship until they themselves died thinking they were heroes not knowing the ship cannot be saved just by plugging some holes.

Do you know who was the director of Titanic (BN) show? James Cameron (TDM).

Did you know this show was shown around the world?

Did you know Malaysia has some of the best actors and actresses and supporting casts?

Anyway, it was just a movie, for the real show has only just begun!

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Anonymous said...

IF you ain't stupid, you ain't belong in BN's cabinet......... that hurts, truth hurts! LMAO

pah nur said...

maybe someone should sue him for negligence...of the mouth..

Anonymous said...

This country is rotting away as we speak. We have whole bunch of primary school dropouts running the country. We soon can also scrap our judiciary as it seems people like to swear on quran to prove their innocence instead of innocent until proven guilty!

Anonymous said...

I remeber the whole nation was elated when Pak Lah first assumed power from Dr M with his GEMILANG, CEMERLANG & TERBILANG promises to bring the nation forward. With slogans like Work with me, not work for me.... He then went on to get the mandate from the people of Malaysia with landslide victory in his 1st election. Sunddenly people stopped talking about Dr M but Pak Lah.

He has got such a wonderful start. A football bookie would say Pak lah is given the upperhand of '5 goals handicap'. He has the people behind him.

If you are in MPH bookstores you would be blind not to notice a series books on 'biographies' of Pak Lah, all glorifying his 'success'. There was even one 'cofee table' book produced by LimKokWing U on sale at Popular bookstores showcasing the so-called achievements of Pak Lah.

Post March 08: What went wrong?

Post Permatang Pauh By Election: What went wrong further?

I am awaiting a new tell-all 'biography' that will provide the answers.

Today I noticed the recently fall from grace ex-leaders like Taksin (Thailand), Chen Sway Pien (Taiwan)
and Musyaraf (Pakistan).

Will Pak Lah follow suit?
Only time will tell (hint: 16 Sept).

amoker said...

Nobody would sue if they did the job properly. If got due process, why your UMNO likes to talk about swearing. Use the court la.

Anyway, i will vote for Syed Hamid Albar!

Surind Raj said...

Need the support of all Barisan Rakyat supporters!

(TM Nut - Blocked MT, Invasion of Privacy, Censorship, Throttling P2P & Torrent Bandwidth, NST Printing Garbage!)

Anonymous said...

talking about this botak, did you realize that he has not been talking too much these days? of course except for the comment you mentioned.I believe, he is one of the survivalists in umno, he seemed to know something has gone amiss in the current situation. Speak he must, hence this stupid statement about not sueing the ACA. Why not? if they had not acted sincerely; in fact they should just add another zero to the figure for easier accounting!!

Crankster said...

I don't know, Patrick. These days, they've been outdoing each other.

But I must admit, this one is rather spectacular:

Nazri, who was also investigated by the ACA back in 2003 over 6,000 taxi permits, said this was the price to pay for being a public figure.

“I was named but I never sued the papers,” said Nazri.

The ACA comes under Nazri’s portfolio in the department.

Some of these guys need a taste of their own medicine. Somehow I think I may live to witness it.

Anonymous said...

Don't educate us about what is "law". You guys f***ed it upside down, inside out, and now you are telling us what is the LAW!?

Jude said...

Actually there IS one other moron: the Botak from the Home Ministry. They should just lock him up in some house and throw away the key.

Dennis Foo said...

We get Dennis Foo of FFC Milan Utd to score some goals against him. OK ?

Anonymous said...

o, taxi dick-ed still around ah, i thought he died oredi liao...


- Anarky

Anonymous said...

one more moron : the uitm principet
( dun look at his pic, u'll sick!)
who allowed/encouraged the students in black to march/protest against '10% intake for non-bumis'!
...aiyah...keep it to yourself & under coconut shells lah but DUN you ever use the allocation from 90% of taxes from the babicinas who
eat ciyuk & work hard to contribute
to country wealth & survival & here you niamah DARE, without kemaluan, to say ' no babicinas allowed" ....fcuk you ... without the babis' money , u r all beggers !

Anonymous said...

'I believe we can still continue the government,' Pak Lah was quoted as saying by the Bernama national news agency after the defeat at Permatang payh.

Sudah Lah, Pak Lah!

monsterball said...

hi Pat!!...kickdefella ....has taken down the up-side down has Zorro....just to let you know.

Anonymous said...

another moron mp from penang said the nonbumis should not be given 'equal rights' !...@#$%^&*...niamah smelly him !!

Anonymous said...

the foaming minister said there should not be any live tv for swearing ceremony BUT if omar shahrif was the winner !? got ah !?

Anonymous said...

Anwar, keep your words " be fair to ALL races ,bumis & non bumis too
,ok !? thanks & GODBLESS !

Anonymous said...

Pat, talking about 2004GE, damn it i lost a couple of tables because I thought he would performance what he promised "HEAVEN' [ he did it in the open, OK?] He surely does not deserve any sympathy! He cheated HEAVEN ITSELF!!The least he should do now is to hasten the return of DSAI to lead the nation!

Anonymous said...

pat, i guess why the EC fixed it on 26th, a rare working tuesday, is to remind the voters it was on that 26th when saifool was raped BUT it was backfired when anwar got more from the bumis instead !
the chinese was scared to go out plus many outstation voters didn't come otherwise anwar would have got more & the omar shahrif might have lost the deposit then the kerisman would not have celebrated !!

Hantu Laut said...

As much as I dislike the police and ACA I think some idiosyncratic Malaysians have gone overboard.

My daughter missing couldn't be found sue the police,my daughter raped case unsolved sue the police,my daughter murdered sue the police.

Ghee! what going on in this country, can't we discern the limit of our constitutional rights or understanding the simple rule of convention.

I am sure who is the idiot here,it's not the minister,it's the 2 PKR Perak Exco members,they are putting the cart before the horse.How can they sue(they can because some smart street lawyers must have told them so) the ACA before the case goes to court and they are found not guilty.YOU CERTAINLY,IF FOUND NOT GUILTY.

Of course the law does not forbid anyone the right to sue but than an idiot will always be an idiot and the problem is--they don't know it.

Anonymous said...

Mr Flip Flop said DSAI wont be PM wor. How ah? Usually when he say something, the opposite happens wor. Does he know something?

Richard Cranium said...

Dude, blue text-on-black background is a no-no for color schemes.

mca7forjustice said...

No Evidence? Just Swear!
A word to Saiful, Tajol Rosli, Najib on all this swearing business: It is patently obvious that when all else fails (i.e. when you DON'T have evidence), you SWEAR!

Posted by mca7forjustice at 7:22 AM 0 comments Links to this post
Devolution Not Advancement (DNA) Bill!
Permatang Pauh shows that it is not about DSAI anymore. It is about realising that we as a nation is standing on the cusp of a new identity as a nation of Malaysians. It is about realising that we the citizens of Malaysia want justice to be done. It is about realising that the democratic institutions, and the people we elected into Parliament, do not abuse the powers entrenched in the system to victimise a single person. It is about realising that if the DNA bill gets passed in its present form, it is not just DSAI's human rights that will be trampled upon, but ANY of our human rights can be trampled upon willy-nilly by the supposedly democratic institutions that were set up to protect us! And this includes the human rights of any UMNO or MCA or MIC MPs or Senators that have run afoul of the elitist few that holds the power to yield the DNA sword!

Think: how incredible it is that the BN Government is so fearful of one man that they are willing to create a new law in an effort to snare him, after failing to get him to submit his DNA! Syed Hamid's denial that this is so despite it being so painfully obvious, once again makes the BN Government the laughing stock of the international community, lurching Malaysia towards Mugabe-style (mis)leadership!

Yes, this DNA Bill have shown that the Malaysian Parliament has Devolved Not Advanced ("DNA") as a transparent and accountable democratic institution!

Posted by mca7forjustice at 6:59 AM 0 comments Links to this post

Anonymous said...

Pat... u would love this one...

he was gonna be my "quote of d day" (& u probably would concur).... but the PM's silence on d DSAI Bill did it for me...

anyway.. from malaysiakini:
"Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Mohd Nazri Abdul Aziz said sensitive issues should be discussed within the perimeters of law.........

He then added that the Bar Council is unable to understand the feelings of Muslims as they are not Muslims."


nurulshima said...

i am beginning to visit this blog just as often as my visits to blogger rules!

Anonymous said...

Just heard Mr B. Obama's speech. No wonder USA is top country in the world. In Malaysia, we still discussing racial politics........wah liao, we are so so far behind USA in thinking, policies, clarity, democracy...i thionk in everything la. I mean even in corruption we cant beat them la. What are we good for? Our leaders are not even qualified la.

Anonymous said...

YES ! he is right, likewise the muslim ministers dun understand the feelings of NON-MUSLIMS , ok !!

Khun Pana said...

Dia punya agama umno.
Dia punya bangsa umno.
Dia punya negara umno.
Dia punya nama nazi bin umno.

I read what Hantu laut commented.
That people sues the polis for missing kids.
I recall that the Polis Inspector General-PIG musang said Nurin killers was caught. All the suspects whom are ALL Indonesians were paraded on prime time tv.
One of them was an overstayer.
NONE of the said suspect were involved in Nurin's murder.
And the PIG musang assured the parent again that the video will be giving to the FBI !He personally QUARANTEEDthat the killer/s will be caught this time.
Betul main cakap BESAR itu PIG musang waktu itu depan TV3!
Hantu Laut tanyalah TV3..ada news footage .Dalam Utusan meloya pun ada siap front page!
Samalah dengan menteri mulut si anjing si nazri bin umno.

Anonymous said...

it's 12 sharp BUT i'm lighting a white candle for DISTRESS !!

Anonymous said...

I am afraid to FEEL this Muslim. I might be accused of sodomy!

Anonymous said...

...celaka, sial betul...i was teaching in Padang rengas b4, he could be my ex-murid man...celaka, SIAL LAH !!

Anonymous said...

" .. i selalu mau pakai songkok to look more islamic/bumi otherwise these stopit bloggers always call me 'mamak,MAMAK' ...celaka !!"

Anonymous said...

bloody shit to ahmad! his mother never teach him manners! curse his mother! curse his father! curse his whole family and including his pets and lizards and hell! is he a human??? najib, pak lah, gantung dia lah, kalau kamu jantan!

Anonymous said...

" where to change the skin color to whiter like michael jackson !?
..@#$%^&*..these bloggers like to call me 'mamak,mamak,MAMAK' & i dun one to look like ixxxx lah takut not recognised as a bumi man !!"

Anonymous said...

aab :" aiyah, dun fuss lah ! i oredi told him not to repeat calling the cina 'squatters'. nevermind lah, ok ? ...zzz...zzz!!"

dpm : " sorry, i apologise for him, ok !?"

ai : " ......!.......sowhat ...!? "

Anonymous said...

polis : mana olang ni !? kerja kami susahlah, tolong lah muncul, ok !?...@#$%^&*...!!

Anonymous said...

"...sowhat....sowhat...sowhat......@#$%^&*... why should i apolo...!?"

Anonymous said...

" ...i was speaking about them b4 the merdeka time BUT not the present ones...@#$%^...the chinese reporter could not truly faham BM
& 'misquoted' ( surelah ) me, i ain't NO why should i minta maaf !!?? ....instead he & ALL THOSE idiots must apologise to ' me, family saya(!?), the malays (!?), the muslims ......?? (..why not the king, queen, prince, princess, your driver, gardener, maids, cats, fish, flowers, grasses, stones, shit ..@#$%^& !) .............
...bla, bla, bla ........!!"

ok, ok !! enough !...BUT the dpm COULD surely faham what & how you
have 'smacked & smeared' OTHERWISE
why sould he 'apologised' for lu
ah !!!??? dia bodoh ka !?...@#$%^&* ... !!!

Anonymous said...

aab : " he must apologise lah !"
Now,sekarang what ?
aab : " aiyah, i know what he said & meant need lah ....dun disturb lagi lah , jin..jin...jin..
...zz...zzz....zzzz !!"
ppl : " ...@#$%^&*&^%$#@...niamah
smelly xxx you & you !!"

Anonymous said...

ppl ...ANGRY ppl : "....niamah ...
@#$%^&*&^%$#@ ...niamah smelly xxx
you, kamu. you, your
xxx...& lu ,lu punya ...lagi awak
...lagi you..semua corrupted cronies...sial

Anonymous said...

they (50 now) spent our money : rm25,000/= just for hotel rooms per day lah ! & pocket money for shopping 100k each man ! ...@#$%^&*...niamah smelly them !!

Anonymous said...

WHAT ! each of them is 'rewarded' with 500k ah ? ' yau mo kaw chor' !

Anonymous said...

whose money ah !? not ours ah ! who cares then, celaka !

Anonymous said...

Patrick - you gotta keep the race openlah. Clearly Albar not willing to give up contention for title of biggest moron. I think you have to keep a running tab to fully appreciate the mind-boggling stupidity of both. From The Star, I give you Syed Hamid Albar's latest, commenting on reasons for Tan, Kok and Raja Petra's arrests:

"When asked why action was not taken against other politicians like Datuk Seri Khir Toyo for racist remarks made, he said people should stop looking at things from an ethnic angle and start thinking as Malaysians."

Nazri got to come up with some gem to beat that, lar.