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Friday, September 26, 2008

Brains here please! Thank you.

Brains anyone? Fresh, unused civil service version. Cheap.

Ladies and gentlemen, here is further proof that you surrender your brains at the door when you go into politics or enter civil service or have anything to do with ANY government.

A state councillor from PKR-ruled Perak who is facing an ACA corruption charge over a development project in Seri Iskandar in Perak Tengah has lodged a report with the state religious department against the ACA officer !!!

Ok, here's the seems that the ACA fler told the councillor fler that he (ACA fler) has photos of him (councillor fler) having sex with a China woman. So the councillor fler quickly go and tell the religious department flers about it. What is totally hilarious is how he defended himself. He said.......................

"What is important is we did not ask for the women. He supplied them to us. If people sedekah (give), don’t you want to accept the sedekah?"

In other words, "got beautiful woman saying Come, I go la. Got good food don't waste la isnit?"

How did I almost miss this one also I don't know la. Thanks to my friend, Lia I managed to salvage the link and read it.

Barisan Nasional........... Pakatan Keadilan Rakyat. .......... what's the fucking difference? They all surrender their brains at the door anyway.



amoker said...

Yep. What a stupid comment. If he has been given the bribe of service, then he should be made accountable. Does not matter if the lady is there naked, the councillor has fallen for the trick.

Of course, u are right that it is not only PR. Just wonder why ACA does not use this to the UMNO chaps?

Patricia said...


It made the news last night. Mum watches the English news on ntv7 - so I heard it lah.

PKR, UMNO, BN - all the same, ah? Cannot keep it in their pants.

A politician, is a politician, is a politician. No way to tame the beast lah, don't you think?


clearwater said...

Hey, Patrick, get hold of yourself. Fierce, lah, these days, your postings.

By the way, these political types may leave their brains behind but seem to carry their dicks with them still, judging by their libido. Brain dead but not penis dysfunctional. At least something to cheer about. Or is it?

Anonymous said...

Pat, what he said is true, if people sedekah, you take lar, if people 'supplied' woman, you take it, if people sedekah 'gigolo', you also take it. At least if you don't need it, you can keep it. If your house has no place to store it up, send it over to kitar semula bins. Ok?

Spectre said...

It would seen the brain part has ran out of cell before expired period

Anonymous said...

Talking about brains. Today I read in The Star that Malaysia targets to have 60,000 Phds by 2020, Malaysia Boleh, but Malaysia will have a big chunk of that 60,000 migrated elsewhere due to many reasons.

Anonymous said...

with so muc of comments brick battin the gov n the opposition,if ur given the power,hw u gonna govern ur country...

Anonymous said...

The 60,000 will not pass QC for export as they will be from uitm LAH!
They will not survive without being under umno's armpit.

Anonymous said...

aiYOH, the 60,000 will not pass QC for export as they will be from uitm LAH! Squatting under umno's armpit. They are for local syok sendiri consumption like proton MAH.

Biskut said...

Macam mana mereka nie nak bawak perubahan... belum apa2 lagi dah terbabit dengan skandal rasuah dan seks... Konon dulu nak berjuang nak hapuskan rasuah dalam umno dengan musnahkan umno... tp mereka mulakan pentadbiran mereka dalam negeri baru dengan rasuah dan skandal seks... aku malu jadi penyokong mereka nie sebelum nie...

dan lagi satu, semalam aku tengok berita, alasan yg diberikan oleh pemimpin-pimimpin pkr yang celaka ini, mereka telah diperangkap oleh bpr dan perempuan yang mereka layan tu macam sedekah... orang bagi... ambik je la...

macam mana dia boleh jawap macam tu... ini ke pemimpin yang kita nak memimpin negera kita. Tok guru mana yang ajar mereka nie maksiat seks tu boleh diterima sebagai sedekah... jawapan yang mereka berikan tu terus menyebabkan aku mual nak muntah dengan politik malaysia... betul komen2 di atas... ahli politik kat malaysia nie semua tak boleh jaga kemaluan mereka baik BN mahupun PR.

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick, brains like the kind you mentioned are going very very very expensive...hard to find lah !!

Jamuuna said...

What a way to justify his action. I guess he is a serious follower of the principle "rezeki jangan ditolak". As much as I am surprised by his silliness, I guess I would not be that surprised if these fellows actually accept his justification.

His statement shows a very alarming situation as well, MALAYSIA is BRAIN-DEAD!!!

Anonymous said...

With attitude like that, accepting bribes is just as acceptable...sigh!!!!

K L said...

All these politikus always come out with brainless excuses.
Recall the one who says " Yes, I am the one but I should not have book the same hotel room all the time !"
The 60,000 Phds should include this bunch of jokers too.

Anonymous said...

Threatening 1 with sex scandal is cheap and dirty. 1 of the main reason we are moving backwards! said...

Just because one councillor has no brains does not mean all of them are brainless as well. What is disappointing is that PKR had okayed him as a councillor in the first place? Isn't there some sort of vetting process? Somebody vouched for his character? Shameful. If someone offer him "sedekah" of bribe, then take also lah!

Anonymous said...

Does it mean that fellow mentioned was guilty? Look like and sound like it is.

artchan said...

do they have any brains, in the first place?

Anonymous said...

Patrick, you said

"Barisan Nasional........... Pakatan Keadilan Rakyat. .......... what's the fucking difference? They all surrender their brains at the door anyway."

I don't think you should associate what he did with the party. It's an individual act, got nothing to do with PR or even BN.

Should we say DAP/PAS is also crap, because someone from the party <..> did something <..>.

Let's not mix them up(i mean the issue) , what is obvious is that this guy is a fuc*** moron, no doubt.

Anonymous said...

Uncle,Phd from indonesia,myanmar, philipines, bangladesh, pakistan, india and from the africa continent. Just imagine that the singapore govt is grabbing all the cream de la cream from us and us taking all the rubbish. Fuck up govt!!

Tiuh lia sing!!

marbl3s said...

I really admire your capability to keep up with the amount of stupidity that all politician seems to grow into.

I tried to really keep up with their speed by i just do not know how.

At least 3-4 articles per day do i see ridiculous statements or comments by politicians.


donplaypuks® said...

It's China's fault.

They should stop exporting their China Melamine-laced Dolls which can be fatal to our native reps moral interests. Surely it was entrapment? Now the guy is going to come down with a severe case of kidney stones!! lol

Anonymous said...

Chinese saying goes... "A hero can never overcome the beauty's trap". How true!

Chinese saying also goes... "All crows under the sky are black".

English saying goes... "Birds of a feather flock together".

So no surprise.. they are all f..king same!

Anonymous said...

Don't you think all these shit help to keep our sanity intact?

Without these all those with brains will go cuckoo!!

anti_rpk said...

for the first time, i salute u for criticizing pkr!

old fart said...

Yuk...Patrick, that brain picture really looks gross!
Hm...this story reminds me of the time when a few Australian Lebanese gang raped an Aussie girl in Sydney and were all sentenced to a number of years in jail. The Muslim Mufti in Sydney came out to defense their act by saying that the woman folks in Australia should have covered up sufficiently in order not to arouse the male libido thus attracting such act as a rape. And he went on to say "if you leave a piece of meat uncovered in the garden, surely the dogs will come and eat it"! No need to guess what kind of reaction the comment has caused. Last I heard he was stripped of his title and has since gone back to his Middle Eastern country to reside. There is definitely no place for brainless comments like his in true democracy Australia.

orange said...

no brains, no spine, no balls. how did these half evolved creatures end up there? never mind which party they belong to - just sack them!

pah nur said...


I'm speechless!!!
Honestly...the political arena in Malaysia is like World Wrestling show...bad plot with ugly brainless bullies running around the stage, bashing each other stupid !!!! But the only difference would probably be these politician would look uglier in the wrestling underwear...hahahahahahahahahahah!!!

Tiu Lei said...

Uncle Pat,

Did you use a magnifier, a super powerful macro-lens or a microscope to snap the picture of the brain?? As far as I know, the brains of our politicians are so tiny that we cannot see with out naked eyes one. hahahaha...I bet you must've used a damn powerful microscope to see that brain >_<

Anonymous said...

cantonese term "fun she"

La Cha Mau said...

Patrick, what you have posted can be viewed in a positive light considering the recent racial tensions from Bukit Bendera. It just goes to show that CHINESE women can co-operate with MALAY MUSLIM men to help snare the bad guys. Just imagine, they met somewhere in Perak and travelled all the way to Penang before they accepted the 'sedekah'.This was plainly a set-up by the Perak Opposition and the authorities. You got to give them credit for having the patience to wait.Lesser mortals would have taken the Chinese women there and then on the car bonnet.So it really proves that Chinese and Malays can actually work together for a good cause notwithstanding that they are from China.

Anonymous said...

that goes a long way to show their nilai nilai murni.

But I think everyone knows which side the ACA is on. If ACA really wanna flip open the carpet, i think you maybe a whole lot more than just china doll.

And it gets a thief to catch a thief.

so next election, lets get more of them to go at each other!

built62 said...

1. brains like that are very expensive because they were never used!

2. it always get into trouble when the little head did the thinking; it has no brain!

Sharon said...

Different bus but still the same driver...

Anonymous said...

this news is GREAT...
if the police won't look over the shoulders of these pricks, let us the MALAYSIANS do it for them....
if these idiots think that they can get away with this shit...
well think again..
the fourth or ?fifth estate is at work now...

jimm said...

We are all into this ride ...
We are merely passengers here ...

ian said...

Happy Birthday RPK!


(Du-du-doot, du-du-doot, du-du-doot.)
(Du-du-du-du-du-du-doot, du-du-doot, du-du-doot.)

Love him, I love him, I love him.
And Where he goes I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow.

I will follow him.
Follow him wherever he may go.
There isn’t an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high it can keep,
Keep me away.

(Du-du-doot, du-du-doot, du-du.)

I must follow him (follow him).
Ever since he touched my hand I knew,
That near him I always must be.
And nothing can keep him from me.
He is my destiny (destiny).

I love him, I love him, I love him,
And where he goes, I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow.
He’ll always be my true love, my true love, my true love,
From now until forever, forever, forever.

I will follow him (follow him).
Follow him wherever he may go.
There isn’t an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high it can keep,
Keep me away, away from my love.

I love him, I love him, I love him,
And where he goes, I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow.
He’ll always be my true love, my true love, my true love,
From now until forever, forever, forever.

I will follow him (follow him),
Follow him wherever he may go,
There isn’t an ocean too deep,
A mountain so high it can keep,
Keep me away, away from my love.

(Du-du-doot, du-du-doot, du-du-doot…)
(And where he goes I’ll) follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow.
I know I’ll always love him, I love him, I love him.
And where he goes I’ll follow, I’ll follow, I’ll follow.
I know I’ll always love him…
[ Fade. ]

Written by: Arthur Altman, Norman Gimble, Jacques Plante, Del Roma & J.W. Stole
Performed by: Little Peggy March


“Civil disobedience becomes a sacred duty when the state has become lawless or corrupt. And a citizen who barters with such a state shares in its corruption and lawlessness…Every citizen is responsible for every act of his government…There is only one sovereign remedy, namely,non-violent non-cooperation.”

“Coercion cannot but result in chaos in the end.”

“One who uses coercion is guilty of deliberate violence.”

“Coercion is inhuman…”

“Non-cooperation with evil is as much a duty as cooperation with good…”

“All through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall, always.”


The fifth Prime Minister of Malaysia, Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, went on the record in 1988 to state “If we want to save Malaysia and Umno, Dr Mahathir (then Prime Minister) must be removed. He uses draconian laws such as the Internal Security Act to silence his critics.” The year before, he had also stated “Laws such as the Internal Security Act have no place in modern Malaysia. It is a draconian and barbaric law.”

Anonymous said...

Mala college will issue 60,000 PHd to mostly malay students during the next 5 years. With a PhD under their belt no one will dare to object or differ.That way Malaysia won't lose out like Batu Putih to Singapore

ArshadRaji said...

Received an sms from as friend which says "Singapore and Malaysian health authorities warns all men not to suck China's girls breast as the milk may contain melamine" What a joke!

Anonymous said...

WTF, Put cock first! Penis has rights too u know?

Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick,
I got to agree with you on this. Frankly, the ball is in Nizar's court to sack all the wandering buggers. PKR Perak would do the honour too as well. Better those PKR coucillors should do a Chua Soi Lek
However, I do wonder such actions would be taken on the BN buggers. Don't get me wrong of condoning those PKR buggers. They have committed political mistakes. They have to go. What about the BN folks? Ahmad Ismail, ring the bell. I believe you would have agree with me on this
Regardsless of how guilty those PKR buggers are, don't forget this operative as well as certain agencies that might be involved of using such matter to entrap people. This is extremely serious. If certain parties with certain motives making use with certain provision of law of incriminating. If such thingy won't stop, no offence to you. You might appear in the newspaper one day with your pant down due to some entrapment.

Dear readers,
I repeat again. I do not condone such actions commited by either parties. However, we must not have selective judgement. All men are equal. That includes Patrick Teoh, me, you, Pakatan and the Impotent! Oops! Omnipotent Almighty BN/UMNO. Anyway, don't forget Ahmad Ismail is on the loose from the noose


monsterball said...

No..I will not lump UMNO and keDAILan together and say...there is no differences.
This is about sex...and giving a chance to have it free with a sexy Chinese girl...that's accept it.
It's not like handing our few get a tender.
It's fun fun fun...and that's....
"entertainment" expenses...quite common in daily business.
Nothing hanky panky about it.
It's call socializing in some modern countries.
Yes...some do not want sex..but nice expensive dinner with real expensive brandy..or whiskey.
Same thing.

zizie said...

i can't agree with u more. following malaysian politics is like watching "dumb and dumber" la... so fed up!

Anonymous said...

rom evolution point of view, their brain (when not been used bfor a long time) has somehow been shifted to their dick.

Anonymous said...

in short, we just have to say " NIAMAH "

ordinaryperson said...

Well, at least, there's a distinct difference btwn PR & BN here:

PR won't go around and show that they are hesitant to tell the person involved in the scandal to leave. Once it's proven that the person is unfit to continue his/her post, the person has to go.

Compared to BN's Bukit Bendera chief, the Umno chief was only suspended from all posts for 3yrs instead of being axed all toghether! So, PR action seems more acceptable.

Anonymous said...

Here is one great joke. One MCA clown running for VP post suggested that Gerakan should be dissolved and merge with MCA. Its is like getting out of 'shit' and jumping into a bigger 'shit pot' Those who live in dreams will die while dreaming.

Anonymous said...

"Barisan Nasional........... Pakatan Keadilan Rakyat. .......... what's the fucking difference? They all surrender their brains at the door anyway"

so.. using your sentiment (apparently), if i found one DAP chap doing some evil shit, i'll just have to say, "ALL DAP must be evil shit (and shitty) as well larr.. and on top of that.. oso the same as UMNO shit maa.."

how's that? can? fair? haiyaa.. NIAMAH!

PR can never win this country with this kind of mentality. all too happy for a sweeping generalization.


Anonymous said...

There's a difference.

1. BN Government is "smart enough" to tempt PR officials by arranging this and have ACA officials ready to capture the act.


2. PR Government is "not smart enough" to tempt BN officials by arranging this and have ACA officials ready to capture the act.

Another difference is:

3. The newspapers are "brave" and "prompt" in reporting these sort of news when PR officials are involved.


4. The same newspapers are "timid" and "bury their head and camera in the sand" when it involves BN officials.

Niamah too?

free said...

Salam to all !

Please excuse for this sidetrack ...

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Specifically, I am looking for full page “animated ads”, preferably in “flash”, less than 1 minute in length, that carry the “Anti-ISA”, “Free PKR”, “Down with Racism” and similar theme.

If you know of such “ads”, or are interested in this, please email me the ads.

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If you prefer to be anonymous, please indicate it in your email. If you want credit to your ads, please say it so.

I will try my best to keep your identity secret, can’t promise anything tho. Therefore, if you truly want to keep your identity secret, my suggestion is to send me your email through anonymous proxies.

Please email me at freemalaysianow at gmail dot com

Thank you all in advance !

Harap Maaf Zahir dan Batin !

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Fitri !

Malaccan view said...

Pls DONT post this disgusting picture AGAIN..
There are many better pictures than this horrified human brain.
If you mad then bang your head against the wall!!!!
I goin to vomit again..

kimster said...

people really shouldn't main-main when using that word.

[ the 3rd PARTY ] said...

I read this OPEN LETTER (which sure with his own agenda) in Anwar Ibrahim' official blog .
Tell me what do you think ?

Who Is Baradan Kuppusamy?
By Anwar Ibrahim

Dear Abang Din,

Ramadhan Karim and I hope you are well and doing fine.

I’m an ardent reader of your blog and I leave a comment most of the times specially if the topic is “explosive” and heat generating. (I use the tagname Abdul/Abdullah in your blog). That said, you may know one Baradan Kappusamy who writes for whoever pays him or whichever paper that demands his article which is mainly an anti-Anwar articles. My Indian friends call him a “paid whore.”

His behaviour and hatred against Anwar is very strong and he strongly supports Najib and we have reports that he has been recruited by him to run down Anwar. You can see it his the Star commentary yesterday and today’s The Malaysian-Insider (both BN leaflets) which are simply hateful concoctions full of bigotry, biased reporting and hatred.

I have looked for his contacts and even my Indian friends failed to get them, I wanted to contact him concerning his shameful diatribe and hysterical hatred against DSAI but I can’t get his contacts. I have been told that he is a shadowy figure who is a hired assassin. Therefore, I appeal to you Abang Din to try your best to supply me with his contacts (email, or phone, or both) if you have them or can get them through other friends in the media. He sometimes writes in Malaysiakini, so may be you can get his contacts from your Malaysiakini friends and pass it to me through this email address. (I have also contacted Susan Loone just now and I hope she will answer me).

Yesterday, I have contacted blogger MagickRiver (Antares)**, an Indian Anwar supporter and he told me that he couldn’t get the contacts of what he called a “shameful paid whore.” So, try your best if you can get me his address. Otherwise, you can contact him ask him the cause of his hatred against Anwar. He should be bombarded with outrageous comments in relation to his outrageous conduct so that he knows there is a limit. I’m really mad at this shameful character.

Thanking you in advance
Happy Hari Raya.

Note from Din Merican: “Let us ban Baradan Kuppusamy from our PCs, if there is truth in this private e-mail to me. Salams.”

So, how do you feel when Anwar (or his mate) also :
1. Ban ! ban source of net info;
2. Search and call and seduce other to search for his foes;
These are going back to the zero point even worst !!!

WHAT's the fucking difference?

Anonymous said...

I suppose these stupid asses must frequent Betong then....since it's just across the border.

Anonymous said...


You have been getting on-off TV acting assignment from MediaCorps Singapore.

when you are in Singapore, do you see anything positive that Malaysia could emulate?

We have a certain political party in Malaysia that always conduct Singapore bashing e.g Malays in Singapore are marginalized.

I suggest you talk to your Singapore MediaCorp Malay counterparts e.g. The guy who acted as teh Police in "Plice & Thief' (by the way Mark Lee is teh Thief in the sitcom). Get a horsemouth feedback to share the truth with Bolehland. Or you can talk to Najib Ali (of Asia Bagus fame) who is now heading the Suria Malay TV channel.

I notice there are many Malaysian artist plying their trade in Singapore. What say you?

Zoe Ragdoll said...

Aiya Mister Teoh, while there are more than a few ridiculous civil servants out there that seem to have left their brains at the door when they signed up for the job, there are thousands more out there who are.. much more than what the masses think.

The sacrifices, the toiling, the dedication, the countless hours (including weekends and public holidays - that most people don't know about) implementing policies that they are mandated to execute.. all those, imho, should count too. A few bad apples can ruin an entire basket indeed.. but please don't forget, there are still many out there who (strives to) discharge their duties with a hope to make a difference, however small.

I just think it's a little bit prejudiced to lump the entire civil service in the same rotten basket. :)

Have a safe holiday and enjoy the Raya festivities!

Anonymous said...

This is fucking good to read that you fuck them right this time around....blooody assholes...

pistolair said...

Rosmah Bakal Perdana Menteri Malaysia? – Bahagian Satu: Belanja Lumayan, Anak Suami Tak Dilayan

Sebelum rakyat dan ahli-ahli UMNO memberi sokongan kepada Dato' Seri Najib Tun Razak sebagai Presiden Parti dan Perdana Menteri negara, wajarlah tingkahlaku dan dosa anak Perdana Menteri kedua Malaysia ini diselidiki sepenuhnya. Tolak ketepi dahulu kebarangkalian pengbabitannya dengan pembunuhan ngeri Altantuya Sharibuu yang mengaibkan kerajaan Malaysia di mata dunia. Imbasan ringkas sejarah busuk Najib dan isterinya Rosmah sudah cukup untuk mengajar kita betapa bahaya parti dan negara jatuh ke tangan gandingan suami-isteri (atau lebih sesuai, ISTERI-suami) ini.

Belum sempat keperitan hati keluarga mangsa-mangsa Helikopter Nuri diubati, kronisme dan nepotisme Najib-Rosmah terserlah dengan penggantian Nuri dengan Eurocopter, meskipun ia merupakan model paling mahal sejauh 25% dan tidak diuji medan perang. Mengapa Najib sewaktu menjadi Menteri Pertahanan sekian lama enggan memeterai perjanjian untuk Sikorsky Blackhawk yang jauh lebih murah dan mempunyai rekod cemerlang di zon-zon perang?

Jawapannya datang dalam bentuk seorang adik bernama Nazim Razak yang muncul berkecimpung dalam isu-isu pertahanan negara sungguhpun merupakan seorang arkitek. Dengan rangkaian luasnya dengan pencipta-pencipta Eurocopter, Nazimlah sebenarnya yang menandatangani perjanjian Eurocopter sekaligus meraih komisen besar sewaktu rakyat Malaysia sibuk memikirkan kos sara hidup yang kian meningkat.

Yang cukup membimbangkan kita, sebenarnya bukan Najib yang berkomplot langsung dengan adiknya Nazim dalam hal Eurocopter ini. Tetapi isterinya Rosmah, yang berkelakuan seperti wanita sihir atau "witch" dalam cerita kanak-kanak Inggeris! Rosmah cukup bijak; wanita durjana ini menghabiskan wang yang diberi Nazim, untuk bersuka ria di London. Siapa tak kenal Rosmah dan perangai borosnya itu di negara perantauan. Dalam satu kes, cukai-tambah-nilai sahaja dilaporkan oleh penguatkuasa di England sebanyak 50, 000 pound (sekitar RM350 000)! Jika cukainya yang tak sampai 20% pun sudah bernilai RM350 ribu bayangkanlah berapa tinggi nilai sebenar perbelanjaannya.

Tak cukup lagi dengan keborosan di kedai-kedai mewah di London, Rosmah juga menghabiskan RM 500 ribu untuk pembedahan plastik dan botox di London tahun lepas. Jika tak percaya, lihat sajalah wajah wanita sihir itu dulu dan sekarang; mustahil cukup tempe di Malaysia ini!

Mungkin sikap Rosmah ini tidaklah memeranjatkan, jika kita lihat sejarahnya yang lampau. Sudahlah mencuri suami orang (Najib pada awalnya berkahwin dengan Tunku Puteri), Rosmah cuba sedaya upaya menghalang Najib untuk menghadiri majlis akad nikah anaknya sewaktu bersama Tunku Puteri, Nizar Najib bersama anak usahawan mahsyur dan bekas Exco Wanita UMNO Malaysia Dato' Maznah Hamid. Kuatnya pengaruh Rosmah ke atas suaminya, Najib hampir-hampir akur dengan saranan Rosmah untuk tidak ke majlis tersebut.

Setakat ini sahaja bahagian satu siri Rosmah Bakal Perdana Menteri Malaysia. Tiga isu yang dikupas setakat ini:

1) Perjanjian kronisme Eurocopter yang menguntungkan Rosmah
2) Perbelanjaan lumayan Rosmah di London (wang rakyat!!)
3) "Queen Control" hinggakan perkahwinan anak sah Najib pun tidak direstui