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Thursday, September 25, 2008

Only in Malaysia!

How dare you!!!???#$$%

Can you lodge a police report against someone for insulting ...........

AN EGG???

Apparently, here in Bolehland you can. That is if this comment I received from an anonymous comment-er is true la..........

KUALA LUMPUR (Sept 24, 2008) : The Seputeh Umno Youth division lodged a police report today against Seputeh MP Teresa Kok, claiming she had insulted the Royal Malaysian Police and the egg, which is an essential food of the underprivileged. The division’s deputy head Alawi Dahalin and several other members lodged the report at the Brickfields police station.

Okay, normally I wouldn't post something that I had not verified from a published source but I found this comment to be so incredibly funny that I thought I would share with you la. Excuse me ah.....Hahahahahaha.......

And you thought you'd heard and seen it all.

Niamah!!!

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is it because the egg resemble the head of Syed Hamid (aka Botak)?? ;P

Azzarin said...

Dear all....do have a look at this:

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/9/25/nation/2110386&sec=nation


Rm3 million a month for this? Rm36 million a year? And we say the people running the country is stupid? Never in a million years would I be able to come up with such a money making scheme. Show US the tax paying rakyat EXACTLY to whom the money is being paid to I say. What say you?

NIAMAH!

SameSame said...

Yes Pat

ONLY IN BOLEHLAND!!!!

They have made a mockery of police reports. Why not when we have such a police force! That is also a mockery mah.

SameSame

P/S Pat, did you censor my comments on Anoter shot in the foot yesterday..just curious...

Hope you were not offended. :)
Cheers

Anonymous said...

I wonder, what would be the punishment? She'll be served with egg till she repent? haha.....thanks for the joke..

Passerby said...

Here you go:

http://www.sun2surf.com/article.cfm?id=26013

RitchieLow said...

All such reports are a necessary means in Bolehland for those with handcuffs to take action on those "fingered" by the higher ups. Ask those who makes the reports and they will tell you that they are only "cari makan"ing.

Stephen said...

The PDRM these days are very busy with all the reports and investigations they have to do, in addition the already heavy loaded works. :D

www.ironhot.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

In that case.. can we lodge a police report against UMNO for not respecting the national language by using English as their party's name?

chroniclesist said...

WTF?? HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!! Malaysia boleh!! LOLOLOL!!!!

Golem said...

Considering how "good" some people in Malaysia use the law (ISA) for some specific purpose, no wonder this kind of joke happens, insulting an egg?? It is an insult to the police to receive this kind of report, and an insult to the judicial system for someone attempt to use it to protect the "egg right", and an insult to all readers who had wasted their time to read this news. NIAMAH!!!

Anonymous said...

what a country we're in, where you cannot even comment reg the food you are served !! viva Bolehland...en

Anonymous said...

Check Out on YouTube - Malik & his moment of terror under ISA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkK9lCYQzA4

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Malek: Pengalaman ngeri sebagai tahanan ISA

Abdul Malek Hussin, bekas tahanan ISA (Akta Keselamatan Dalam Negeri), tidak akan dapat melupakan buat selama-lamanya peristiwa buruk yang telah berlaku ke atas dirinya sembilan tahun yang lalu. Abdul Malek, 51, telah menang dalam samannya terhadap kerajaan kerana menangkap dan menyeksanya pada tahun 1998.

Mahkamah juga menganugerahkan gantirugi RM2.5 juta kepadanya. Beliau memfailkan saman tersebut pada Mac 1999, terhadap anggota cawangan khas, Borhan Daud; Ketua Polis ketika itu, Tan Sri Abdul Rahim Noor dan kerajaan Malaysia. Abdul Malek yang juga pengerusi badan pemantau Pilihanraya Bebas dan Adil Malaysia (Mafrel) ditahan di bawah ISA sembilan tahun yang lalu.

Beliau menceritakan kepada Malaysiakini setiap saat pahit yang dilaluinya sewatku menjadi tahanan ISA.

Berikut adalah petikan temubual beliau

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Sudah sembilan tahun berlalu, bolehkah anda menceritakan apa yang berlaku, apakah yang telah mereka lakukan terhadap anda, dan perasaan anda ketika itu?

Apabila (bekas Timbalan Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim) dipecat oleh kerajaan kerana dituduh terbabit dalam aktiviti tidak bermoral, maka ramai rakyat yang tidak puashati dengan ketidakadilan (penangkapan Anwar), dan sebagai seorang rakyat, saya menyokong pejuangan untuk menegakkan keadilan untuk Anwar.

Saya adalah antara mereka yang tidak senang dengan cara kerajaan pimpinan Dr Mahathir mengguna dan menyalahgunakan kuasa ketika itu, untuk memecat Anwar dan saya mengambil keputusan untuk menunjukkan sokongan (kepada Anwar).
Saya terbabit dalam gerakan reformasi sejak hari pertamanya lagi pada 4 September 1998.

Selepas penangkapan Anwar, saya telah mengambil inisiatif untuk menganjurkan satu perhimpunan besar-besaran untuk menuntut pembebasan Anwar dan peletakan jawatan Dr Mahathir dan Ketua Polis Negara ketika itu, Abdul Rahim Noor.

Saya kemudiannya mengetuai perhimpunan di Masjid Negara pada 25 September, lima hari selepas Anwar ditangkap. Saya ditangkap di rumah saya di Ampang pada kira-kira jam 10-11 malam.

Saya pulang (ke rumah) dengan menaiki kereta yang dipandu oleh seorang rakan. Dia menurunkan saya kira-kira 200 meter dari rumah saya dan polis menangkap saya ketika saya berada di pintu pagar.

Saya digari dan dipaksa membuka pintu pagar rumah saya oleh pasukan polis yang diketuai oleh ASP Borhan Daud. Mula-mula dia memaksa saya membuka (pintu rumah) dan tentunya saya bertanya, "Mengapa saya digari?" dan dia berkata, saya ditahan di bawah ISA.

Saya kemudiannya bertanya, "Mengapa anda perlu menggari tangan saya?" dan saya bertanya kepadanya "Apakah sebab saya ditahan", (dan dia berkata) "ISA" dan dia menjawab seperti robot, semuanya adalah (di bawah) ISA. Dia kemudiannya berkata, dia mahu menggeledah rumah saya, dan saya bertanya mana warannya.

Malah, saya bertanya waran untuk menangkap saya di bawah ISA. Dia berkata, ianya tidak perlu dan saya bertanya kepadanya mengapa, dan dia berkata, ISA, dan dia berkata, saya sepatutnya tahu. Dia mahu menggeledah rumah saya dan saya bertanya di mana warannya, dan sekali lagi, dia berkata, ianya tidak perlu dan saya bertanya kepadanya mengapa dan dia berkata ISA.

Saya memanggil anak-anak saya dan keluarga saya membuka pintu dan anggota polis masuk dengan memakai kasut, terus ke tingkat bawah dan tingkat atas rumah saya. Mereka kemudiannya masuk ke bilik mentelaah saya, serta menggeledah dan memeriksa semua dokumen saya.

Mereka kemudian masuk ke bilik tidur saya di mana isteri dan anak-anak saya sedang tidur. Isteri saya terkejut dan bertanya kepada saya apa yang berlaku dan saya menunjukkan kepadanya (tangan yang bergari) dan apabila dia bertanya mengapa, saya menjawab "ISA".

Kemudian, mereka merampas beberapa dokumen dan mereka juga merakamkan dokumen-dokumen tersebut. Selepas 40 minit berada di dalam rumah saya, mereka mengarah saya mengikut mereka. Mereka kemudiannya bertanya di mana kereta saya. Borhan memaksa saya menunjukkan kepadanya di mana kereta saya dan saya berkata, saya dihantar pulang oleh seorang rakan dan saya turun kira-kira 200 meter (dari rumah).

Saya menunjukkan kepada Borhan tempat saya turun dari kereta. Rakan saya sudah beredar dari situ. (Borhan) naik marah dengan jawapan saya sehingga dia bertindak menampar saya di situ juga dan sakitnya dapat dirasai hingga ke hari ini. Saya rasa saya telah kehilangan lebih 40-50 peratus deria pendengaran di telinga kiri saya.

Apabila mahkamah diberitahu mengenai perkara itu, Borhan menafikannya. Selepas itu, dia memaksa saya masuk ke dalam kereta, bukan kereta polis, ia kereta biasa. Saya diarah memakai (kacamata) tertentu bervisi kelabu, tetapi kemudiannya saya menyedari bingkai di sini (sebelah kiri) telah patah dan saya memberitahu mereka yang ianya telah patah dan mereka mengarahkan saya (menanggalkan) kacamata saya dan salah seorang pegawai (membuka) baju-t hitam yang dipakainya dan menyerkupnya menutup kepala saya.

Anda bayangkanlah bau baju t-shirt itu yang agaknya telah dipakainya sejak pagi hingga tengah malam. Ia amat busuk dan mereka memaksa saya masuk ke dalam kereta. Saya melutut dan diarah supaya tidak melihat ke mana-mana kerana mereka tidak mahu saya tahu ke mana mereka membawa saya. Kemudiannya mereka membawa saya pergi dari situ dan kira-kira beberapa minit kemudiannya, kereta tersebut berhenti. Saya tidak tahu di mana.

Mereka kemudiannya membawa saya naik anak tangga sebuah bangunan yang kemudiannya saya mendapat tahu (Ibupejabat Kontinjen Polis Kuala Lumpur). Mereka membawa saya ke sebuah bilik dan saya diarah menandatangani (sekeping) kertas yang disediakan oleh Borhan yang menyatakan bahawa saya ditahan di bawah ISA, jadi Borhan adalah pegawai yang melakukan tangkapan. Selepas itu mereka mengarahkan saya menanggalkan pakaian - menanggalkan baju dan seluar saya.

Saya ingat ok kerana saya tahu tahanan ISA akan diberi pakaian tahanan khas (iaitu) berwarna biru. Jadi saya ingat saya akan diberi pakaian tersebut. (Selepas) saya menanggalkan kesemua pakaian, tiba-tiba seorang pegawai menggari tangan saya dari belakang dengan kuat sekali, dan di situ terdapat enam hingga lapan orang pegawai di depan saya dalam sebuah bilik kecil di tingkat satu.

Saya digari dan mereka menutup mata saya dengan dua (keping) kain hitam dan saya bingung sepenuhnya. Saya tidak tahu siapakah mereka, jadi saya mengagak mereka semua adalah pegawai yang melakukan tangkapan yang diketuai oleh Borhan.

Kemudian Borhan menendang dan menumbuk saya dan saya boleh dengar suaranya betul-betul di depan saya kerana dia yang menangkap saya dan saya boleh kenal suaranya. Seorang pegawai akan mengambil satu objek keras dan memukul kaki kanan saya, seorang pegawai lagi akan memukul kaki kiri saya dan mereka kemudiannya menumbuk muka saya.

Saya kemudiannya kena 'flying kick', 'side kick' dan mereka kemudiannya memaksa saya berdiri. Sejurus kemudian saya terjatuh dan tidak sedarkan diri untuk pertama kali dan mereka menuangkan air dan memaksa saya berdiri lagi dan saya jatuh pengsan sekali lagi - semuanya sebanyak lima kali. Dan saya juga mengira dengan jari saya berapa kali saya dipukul [...] semuanya 63 kali.

Selepas itu saya tidak tahan lagi dan tidak sedarkan diri. Itulah yang dapat saya ingat ketika masih sedar... Salah satu pukulan itu amat kuat sekali dan tiba-tiba kain yang menutup mata saya terjatuh dan betul-betul di depan saya adalah (Abdul) Rahim Noor yang memakai sarung (tinju) berwarna merah. Dia memakai (baju) batik Indonesia, berseluar hitam dan kasut berkilat warna perang.

Saya masih ingat dan saya menceritakannya secara terperinci di mahkamah. Dan kerana (kain penutup mata) terjatuh, saya terkejut dan dia juga terkejut kerana saya dapat mengenalinya dan dia terus beredar, begitu juga dengan semua pegawai lain yang turut beredar dari situ kerana tidak mahu mereka dikenali.

Kemudian mereka pusing saya menghala ke dinding dan sekali lagi menutup mata dan saya terus dibelasah hingga tidak sedarkan diri. Apabila saya sedar semula, waktunya masih belum jam 4 pagi. Mereka mengarah saya pergi ke bilik lain yang hawa dingin dibuka dengan kuat. Saya masih bertelanjang dan badan saya sakit akibat dipukul. Penghawa dingin itu terletak di tengah-tengah bilik dan setiap beberapa minit mereka mencurah air sejuk ke kepala saya.

Dalam keadaan anda telah diseksa dan cedera, dicurahkan pula dengan air sejuk dan saya menggeletar kesejukan. Mereka bertanya sama ada saya sejuk dan saya menjawab iya dan mereka akan mencurah lebih banyak lagi air sehingga kira-kira jam 4.30 pagi. Mereka kemudian berhenti dan tidak lagi bertanya sebarang soalan.

Semasa diseksa mereka, Borhan bertanya kepada saya sama ada saya dahaga dan saya menjawab "tentulah dahaga". Kemudian secara tiba-tiba seseorang memegang saya dari belakang dan seorang lagi menggunakan jarinya untuk membuka mulut saya seluas-luasnya. Mereka kemudiannya menuang cecair yang rasanya hanyir dan kotor, ke dalam mulut saya. Ia adalah air kencing dan mereka memberitahu saya ia adalah air kencing. Air kencing mereka, bukan air kencing saya. Mereka bergilir-gilir kencing dan secara paksa menuang kira-kira dua tin air kencing mereka.

Bila mereka bertanya sama ada saya lapar atau tidak, saya jawab "Tentulah saya lapar". Borhan meminta pegawainya menyediakan tahi anjing untuk saya. Ia dekat dengan mulut saya, saya dapat menghidu baunya.

Dan dia mengugut saya yang dia akan menggunakan penyuntik yang mengandungi virus HIV dan menyuntiknya ke badan saya kerana saya telah berkata kepadanya "Lebih baik awak bunuh saya. Apa gunanya? Apa yang awak cuba buktikan? Apa yang awak buat di sini? Mengapa awak begitu kejam," saya bertanya kepada mereka (Dia berkata) "Oh awak mahu mati, oh jadi kita akan bunuh awak secara perlahan-lahan, kita akan masukkan virus HIV ke badan awak". Tentulah mereka tidak melakukannya.

Dan kemudiannya selepas kira-kira jam 5 pagi, mereka berhenti membelasah saya. Saya rasa mereka juga keletihan dan pulang ke rumah. Pada 26 September, pada waktu tengahari, saya dibawa ke Bukit Aman dan dimasukkan ke tempat kurungan dan hanya dapat melihat matahari pada hari ke-28 penahanan saya.

Maka, jika anda bertanyakan perasaan saya mengenainya, (ia) sangat kejam dan tidak berperi kemanusiaan. (Polis) bukan manusia. Saya rasa binatang ada rasa belas kasihan. Malah anjing pun kenal tuannya dan tidak menggigit orang lain. Mereka lebih terusk daripada anjing.

Jika orang kata mereka adalah anjing kerajaan, saya rasa pada m masa itu, mereka lebih teruk daripada anjing.

Bagaimanakah anda dilayan di sana (di Bukit Aman)?

Saya tidak dibenarkan menghubungi sesiapa.

Beberapa hari kemudiannya sebelum hari ke-28 (dalam tahanan) , mereka bertanya sama ada saya mahu berjumpa dengan keluarga saya. Sudah tentulah, sebelum berjumpa dengan keluarga, mereka akan mengatur satu sesi khas supaya saya tidak menceritakan apa-apa tentang apa yang terjadi pada diri saya, supaya tidak membayangkan yang saya telah diseksa dan supaya menunjukkan kepada keluarga saya yang semuanya ok dan supaya meyakinkan keluarga saya supaya (tidak memfailkan) permohonan habeas corpus atau saya tidak akan dibebaskan.

Dan saya memberitahu pegawai penyiasat saya di Bukit Aman bahawa saya telah diseksa di IPK dan saya mahu membuat laporan polis terhadap Borhan, mereka berkata, "Tidak, kamu tidak perlu berbuat demikian - kami telah mengambil tindakan terhadap Borhan". Sedangkan ianya tidak benar.

Saya tidak diberi peluang untuk membuat laporan, tidak diberi peluang untuk bertemu peguam saya, tidak dapat hubungi keluarga dan saya hanya diberi rawatan perubatan beberapa hari kemudiannya di Bukit Aman. Saya memberitahu doktor dan beliau memeriksa saya dan ia disahkan dalam laporan perubatan mengenai lebam-lebam di kaki kiri, kaki kanan, di bahagian perut dan terdapat kecederaan.

Saya mengadu kepada Dr Vasantha Ponniah mengenai apa yang berlaku terhadap diri saya dan beliau telah memberi keterangan di mahkamah mengenai keadaan saya berdasarkan kepada kecederaan pada diri saya.

Metodologi cawangan khas ialah memberi layanan paling keras pada hari pertama sebagai satu ingatan kepada tahanan bahawa mereka akan berdepan dengan keadaan yang lebih teruk lagi sekiranya gagal memberi kerjasama. Ia lebih berbentuk psikologi.

Dan sudah tentulah di Bukit Aman, ia telahpun diinstitusi dari segi bagaimana mereka mengendalikan tahanan. Saya dimasukkan ke dalam bilik kurungan seorang diri, tiada cahaya matahari, saya tidak tahu sama ada ianya pagi, saya tidak tahu langsung.

Pada hari ke-28, ketika dikunjungi keluarga semasa saya dibawa dari Bukit Aman ke IPM, saya begitu menghargai cahaya matahari, ianya amat indah sekali. Cukup indah.

Bagaimanakan anda disoalsiasat?

Saya disoalsiasat selama 17 hari di tingkat tiga bangunan tersebut. Mereka bertanya soalan dari pagi, tengahari, petang, sehingga malam, dan kadang-kadang hingga lewat malam. Pada satu ketika apabila mereka tidak puas hati dengan apa yang berlaku di luar di mana orang ramai masih berkumpul di Jalan Tuanku Abdul Rahman (dan) di Kampung Baru, mereka tidak senang lalu, memanggil saya lewat malam untuk disoalsiasat hingga awal pagi.

Sewaktu disoalsiasat oleh pegawai Bukit Aman, soalan-soalan yang mereka tanya setiap hari, soalan mengenai gerakan reformasi, mengenai Anwar Ibrahim, hubungannya dengan orang ini dan orang itu.

Kemudian Nurul Izzah menemui (Presiden Filipina ketika itu, Joseph) Estrada di Filipina dan (bekas Setiausaha Negara Amerika) Madeline Albright. Saya berada di dalam dan semua itu berlaku di luar sana, dan mereka bertanya mengenai Gerak yang ditubuhkan, dan mengenai pembaharuan politik, mengenai PAS, mengenai sama ada ISA patut dimansuhkan atau tidak.

Saya rasa tidak perlu anda menangkap saya di bawah ISA untuk bertanya soalan-soalan tersebut. Mereka menafikan saya peralatan yang ada sekiranya mereka dapati saya tidak bekerjasama sepenuhnya. (Mereka akan) mengambil balik tilam atau bantal.

Selepas dikunjungi keluarga, mereka bagi tahu saya yang saya hanya akan ditahan selama sebulan dan mereka akan membebaskan saya. (Mereka kata) jika saya tidak diberi perakuan untuk dibebaskan, maka mereka akan melanjutkan tahanan dan ianya berterusan sehingga hari ke-57.

Ada juga hari-hari di mana mereka tidak berbuat apa-apa. Mereka akan menghantar makanan dan pada masa itu, saya mendapat makanan, ia seperti nasi bungkus bersama ikan yang berulat. Itu bermakna, ianya dilakukan dengan sengaja. Maksud saya kami adalah tahanan dan makanan ini sepatutnya disediakan oleh kerajaan dan ini bermakna negara menyediakan makanan busuk kepada saya.

Apa yang berlaku selepas anda dibebaskan?

Saya dibebaskan pada 21 November dan tertakluk kepada pengawasan cawangan khas yang memantau aktiviti-aktiviti saya.

Saya perlu melaporkan kepada mereka dan malah mereka mengugut bahawa saya boleh ditangkap semula, saya mesti bekerjasama dengan mereka dan psikologinya ialah mereka mempunyai kuasa untuk menangkap saya semula. Jadi, wujud rasa takut yang saya akan ditangkap semula. Saya mengambil masa yang lama untuk mengembalikan kekuatan dan keberanian untuk membuat laporan polis dan saya membuat keputusan tersebut pada bulan Mac (1999).

Apa yang mempengaruhi saya adalah apabila kerajaan mengambil keputusan untuk menubuhkan Suruhanjaya Diraja (untuk menyiasat kes mata lebam Anwar) apabila kita membaca mengenai testimoni oleh Dr Vasantha Ponniah. Kemudian saya teringat, "Baiklah, itulah wanita yang merawat saya". Jadi, saya ingat adalah sedikit bantuan.

Saya ingat dengan penubuhan Suruhanjaya Diraja itu, akan wujud ruang untuk membuat aduan. Sejak dari itu, semasa saya disoalbalas di mahkamah, mereka bertanya kepada saya mengapa saya mengambil masa yang begitu lama.
Ini bukanlah satu kemalangan jalanraya. Ini adalah sesuatu di mana anda telah diseksa. Anda perlu untuk membina semula keberanian.

Adakah anda takut? Adakah anda pernah berasa seperti telah putus asa?

Saya cuba supaya tidak kelihatan takut walaupun (sebenarnya) saya amat takut sekali.

Saya rasa (anggota) cawangan khas berada di mana-mana sahaja. (Saya rasa) terancam tetapi untuk pulih semula, anda perlu berjumpa dengan orang, anda perlu bercakap dengan orang. Lama kelamaan, saya mula menceritakan kepada orang apa yang berlaku ketika dalam tahanan.

Mereka amat terkejut. Kemudian rakan-rakan telah meyakinkan saya untuk bercakap mengenainya dan pada bulan Februari saya menceritakan pengalaman tersebut dalam satu majlis anjuran Gerak (Gerakan Rakyat Malaysia untuk Keadilan) oleh (bekas Presiden PAS) Datuk Fadzil Noor di Dewan Perhimpunan Cina Kuala Lumpur-Selangor pada Februari 1999.

Saya memperolehi semula keberanian saya. Dan anda perlu faham bahawa anda boleh dituduh membuat laporan palsu. Saya terpaksa menyediakan laporan polis yang panjang dan begitu terperinci serta satu afidavit untuk memfail saman sivil.

Bagaimanapun perasaan keluarga anda mengenai semua itu?

Mereka sudah biasa yang apa saya lakukan. Mereka menyokong aktiviti-aktiviti saya. Malah, isteri dan anak-anak saya sudah tahu mengenai keazaman saya untuk melaporkan aktiviti-aktiviti demi hak rakyat, aktiviti politik dan aktiviti sosial.

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donplaypuks® said...

Blame it all on Firaun and Kerismudin for really screwing up our education system.

If they can't differentiate between a metaphor and the real thing, God save us!

So if you say 'egg-head' then should we expect Albar, RPK and Telly Savalas all to feel insulted and expect to sue us? Of course, this will happen only in M'sia, after you have been arrested 'for your own safety and protection' with an 18 hrs or 8 days detention under Mohd Isa at Kamunting!

We have some of the worst scum in the world who are experts in creating smokescreens to distract us from the real problem - racism, tyranny and dictatorship behaviour.

http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

I am really fed up with the politicians of this country. Is it not their priority to serve the people and the country ? I don't see this anymore. Everyday it is making police reports, suing this fella and that fella, taking revenge on petty matters and the police are busy with all the reports, ISA, while the crime rate is increasing daily. There is no 'leadership' in our country anymore. No wonder foreign investors are leaving.

KJ Lim said...

Mr Patrick,

This is a piece of news reported in theSun. You can have a look on their site.

The title of the news is

Report lodged against Teresa Kok for insulting egg

Anonymous said...

School kids' stuff. If found guilty of having insulted someone, the punishment should be making the guilty write 1,000 lines "I must not insult another fellow Malaysian" and wash the public toilets along the NS highway every weekend for 1 month.

PleoMax said...

This is beyond funny...It's hilarious. *laughing endlessly*

But better get your facts checked, before any lawsuit come running to your door.

amoker said...

Yeah, i have the same posting. UMNO is scraping the bottom of the barrel to kenakan Teresa Kok. And if you read utusan, you will find the same "Malay/ Muslim NGO" coming up.

Wah, they should be called PGO- pro government organisations.

Anonymous said...

I am worried to death that Teresa may be detained for insulting the egg. Oh please botak please come to your senses, i know you don't have one. And also I know that you are a bloody idiot but please don't show it too much. Or else they will think you are a MORON, DICKHEAD etc. Hope I am not insulting anyone here because I am really telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Rgds
Amira

Robert Teh said...

Even though I agree it's silly the UMNO boys are making such a big fuss over an Egg, but Teresa Kok is no angel either.

Even if Teresa wants to complain about the poor quality food served in prison, she should just say so but not comparing it to food served to dogs. That statement is definitely demeaning as there are people who sometimes have rice with eggs and curry gravy for dinner simply because they can't afford other luxuries.

Some people are that poor, believe me - many times I have seen them buying rice with eggs and gravy. The food is definitely not meant for dogs.

I don't envy the rich who can afford to feed their dogs better than rice with eggs and gravy but how many of us can really do that?

As for the UMNO boys - when does passing a remark against the Police becomes insulting to the Malays. The Police Force comprise of all races - don't make this into another racial issue.

Lastly, can UMNO stop this sickening habit of making an accusation against someone and then having one of their own people or supporters to go make a police report so as to 'create' the evidence. They did it to the Sin Chew Reporter, they did it to Teresa Kok, they did it to RPK and they did it to Anwar Ibrahim (just yesterday). Shame on you guys! Where are your principles and dignity?

Joker said...

Maybe its Syed Albar's men, they felt insulted so they file a police report, Teresa Kok has insulted our boss, Tuan Telur(Syed Albar). It really resembles him by the way.

chong said...

yes, malaysia boleh!!! so proud man...

seriously, do umnoputra have a brain???

Anonymous said...

you r not funny bro ? think laa before talking like a cock

doraemon1972 said...

cannot insult eggs ka? how aaaaa?

yuna said...

the report is true..

http://www.thesundaily.com/article.cfm?id=26013


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Anonymous said...

These Youth people are exposing themselves to the world how stupid they have become. They have lost the respect of many Malaysians. Too much of keris waving haven't done them any good.

k4kenny said...

In this boleh-land, any assholes can lodge a police report against anybody. But, the police will only swing into action depending on who's who making the report!

So in this case the asshole is not sooooo important but the person mentioned in the report is who's who in the society, worse still she is from the opposite side!!!

So, kena ISA again la.

pua kang kang said...

That shows that UMNO has no real issue to think about when the whole worl is worried about malaysia..check New Malaysia under the entry of No Escaping- not even in New York.. and this idiots are crying of eggs. Its the chickens that should lodge report, not you morons

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha ... where to find cheap publicity? only in Bolehland!

anfield devotee said...

Malaysia - fooking egg on its face?

crazyant said...

Everything also they say one la... those motherfckrs oughta go eat shit and die.

artic turban said...

Patrick I wrote this on bernard's zorro unmasked just yesterday after which this moron has posted another you tube atrocity in a jewish function, and basically laughing and praising other people's misery, than today this MAHAGURU chee sin PSEUDO TURBAN WEARING MAMAK lallang claims the muslims in CHINA ARE BEING PERSECUTED. Can somebody make a police report against this moron for being a bloody moron pseudo lallang. HE is one of those champions who was foaming at the mouth and tepuk dada at the bar council forum.
BERNARD THIS commment is off topic but I am mightly pissed off with this particular pseudo turban wearing mamak, regarding his pseudo ' YOU INSULTED MY RACE AND THE POOR FOLKS SYNDROME' READ HERE THIS MORONS COMMENTS.
http://mahaguru58.blogspot.com/2008/09/isa-food-issue-teresa-kok-before-and.html
I posted this on Mahaguru58 aka chEe sins' blog and wanted to see if he got the balls to answer my comment, looks like , MR CAKAP SAJA, TAKDAh telur , has no balls.

TO MAHAGURU58 AKA CHeE PEK58,

If you want to putar belit its your problem lah bro, but have a principle, you seem to be a person who sways with the wind like lalang, is that your character. the whole excercise of the dog food is a media spin of misdirection of utusan, and the bn govt. SINCE THEY HAVE BEEN COUGHT WITH THEIR PANTS DOWN. When you can't seem to see this than you really must be blind or live in your own world. FIRST PLACE,I ask you, why was the jawi writting brought out now, and for that matter, logically, do you notice how small the words are , while driving would you logically be able to read the road sign. I am not harping about the jawi writing. Lets cut to the chase, why was teresa kok arrested under the ISA??? She was arrested under a pretext of lies, lies which were denied by the respective mosques, why arrest her, the jawi writting is brought up on a pretext. Show me on the constitution or any gazatted bill where it is stated that road signage should be in jawi, or any law to that matter THAT SHE HAS BROKEN, don't forget, it is the very same UMNO WHICH PRACTICALLY KILLED off THE JAWI SCRIPT from our daily life and they are harping on this same issue, why the double standards.

It is a BORIA, DIKIR BARAT, AND DONDANG SAYANG all put together in other words a media SPIN BY UMNO AND UTUSAN for damage control, if I remember correctly you wrote an article if I am not mistaken, praising teresa kok recently on how she resolved quietly a mosque issue in some condominium, isn't that true, not even a few weeks later you are on a different spin, when she spoke on the quality of food being on par with dog food, you and a lot of people took it personally that that is the poor mans fare, let me ask you, why is that poor mans fare, ISN'T THE UMNO LED GOVT, TAKING CARE OF THE POOR in this case malays, since you are taking this personally, I assume you are spearheading the move for the poor malays, why are the Malays still poor, and why is their food of such poor quality,? don't they have NEP SCHOLARSHIPS AND ALL THE OTHER OPPORTUNITIES THAT UMNO LIKES TO HARP ABOUT, especially the slogan ' KETUANAN MELAYU" WHERE HAS ALL THE HELP THE POOR MALAYS GONE TO. has it been pocketed on the way by UMNORIANS??? CAN YOU PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION. The whole problem started when teresa kok was arrested under the ISA on the pretext of some lies, well her statutory human rights CUM HER LEGAL RIGHTS as a MALAYSIAN CITIZEN WERE VERY SEVERLY ABUSED BY THE UMNO GOVT. Now you and a lot of your kind are harping about something tak ada kena mengena with her rights, well it is her opinion the food tasted like dog food, That doesn't necessary need to mean it not rich mans fare, if the food is stale or basi, even my dog won't eat the food so why are you so worked up. This just goes to show how mature you are or how much of a bigot you really are, eventhough you state otherwise, Please for gods sake take a stand and stick to it, don't be a lallang, neither here nor there.
P.s. I have never come across ever in my life that the nasi lemak is only for the poor nor for the rich, whats in the nasi lemak, MALAYSIANS ACROSS THE BOARD LOVE NASI LEMAK, NOW DOES THAT MEAN IT IS A RICH MANS FARE OR A POOR MANS FARE, WHAT SAY YOU CHAMPION FOR THE POOR.
I get the impression you are very lost and misguided, I will let you in on a secret....pssss...MALAYS DON'T WEAR TURBANS THEY WEAR SONKOK. I find it an insult as the turban is stated by law of Malaysia is the RELIGEOUS dress uniform for the sikhs, and they don't like others insulting their religion.

This is the result of all that INCEST,in- breeding the end result is a special breed of morons, even after all the scholarships and grants they are still pea brained, even if they try to say otherwise, they may have drivers and mercerdes, live in palaces, but like the saying goes, 'you can take all the MAHAGURU's out of the KAMPUNG, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE THE KAMPUNG OUT OF THEM. ANOTHER CASE OF THE FOOLISH LEADING THE RETARDS.

Anonymous said...

Uh...no wonder our police have no time to catch criminals..they have to entertain all these stupid stuff.

Bravo said...

Hahahah coming from Seputeh sumore must be all egg white inside no york wannn .... hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

I think they mistaken ISA for KSA....Kapala Sakit Act

bn haramjadah said...

RPK DOES NOT INSULT ISLAM, HE ONLY INSULT’S THOSE WHO ABUSE ISLAM FOR THEIR OWN POLITICAL GAINS. LET’S GET THIS THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL UMNO. RPK insults the Malays that insult ISLAM, so how does that make him a national security threat, he makes people think, what the masses think but do not want to voice, he puts into words. RPK, insults those who insult our intelligence with ridiculous statements and come out with their own interpretations of Islam. RPK INSULTS CORRUPT HYPOCRATES, who insult Islam
The only people who insult ISLAM are the ones from UMNO, how do they insult Islam you ask? Well here is a list, join me and add your own interpretations of how ISLAM IS INSULTED BY THE MORONS WE NOW HAVE IN GOVERNMENT.

Islam is already perfect, so why reinvent Islam and re-brand it under the UMNO banner of ISLAM HADHARI., That by itself is blasphemous, the Author of this statement, slogan or whatever name you want to give it, Should by itself should earn a stay in kamunting under the ISA, if the same standards are applied to others should also apply to UMNO. This should include all govt officials, tv stations, editors, print media, politicians, MPs and everyone involved in these blasphemous name of ISLAM HADHARI.
Collecting Interest in Islam is Haram, ‘Most important was Islam's ban on interest payments as usury’, The Malaysian govt.. led by umno has re-branded ‘USURY’, under many different names and words such as e.g. Modal, Amanah, etc. rebranding the pig which is haram in the first place, under the guise of another name like ham or bacon or whatnot, doesn’t make a difference, it is still HARAM.
The myth made-up by Umno that if you insult the Malays you insult ISLAM, this is a tried and tested method perfected under the Mahathir administration, whenever there is a scandal or an expose’ on the govt’s. gross mismanagement, it becomes a Malay issue therefore an Islamic issue. Let’s understand something, MALAYS does not equate to ISLAM, the term ‘Malay’ equates to a race, ISLAM is a religion. The abuse of Islam under the guise of Ketuanan Melayu, Bumiputra issues, and the NEP are all inter-related. Let not even go to the term ‘Muslims’ and ‘Malays’, because there it becomes even murkier, and muddier.

Who insults Islam, RPK or Umno, its agents and cronies who are put in positions of power, (turbanated little Mullahs, little Napoleons)?
Funds from Tabung Hajji misappropriated and mishandled?
While claiming to be the guardians of Islam, the members (especially in one known incident with a bunch of cronies’, fellow Muslims?) go and chomp expensive cigars, consume alcohol get drunk and grab any women’s BUTT. Whatever happened to that case, has the shariah people got involved, where’s the JAKIM, RELA, JAIS, SHARIAH COURT)
A certain person got entangled in sheets with a seductress actress cum singer in some Hotel room in Port Dickson, where a raiding party of religious dept. people caught them, when realising who it was, it was hushed up. Now the question arises, what is more insulting to Islam, The overzealous raiding party, the cover-up, or the vvip who was caught with the women, mind you , till today no report or anything has been reported in the press.
Balkis and other such so called ‘CHARITY’ bodies which are chartered to be helping out the poor and single mothers (normally muslims), well they seem to have spent a lot of money on themselves instead of helping out the poor, again the question arises, which is more insulting to Islam, the promise to help the poor single mothers, spending money on FETEING themselves to luxurious dinners , cuti sambil belajar overseas junkets, Expensive souvenirs programs, collecting donations on false pretences from donors, OR PROMISING, AND NOT DELIVERING TO ‘ helping out the single mothers and orphans’ . Isn’t taking away help from the poor a bigger insult to ISLAM.

The list goes on, Now would you like to add to this list. Carry on folks, because I find this list will run into pages, I might as well write a novel or a BIOGRAPHY, on means and ways how to insult Islam but beware, the is your interpretation of who and how you would define insulting ISLAM or in this case RPK insulting ISLAM, and than you have the Govt. interpretation on who and how Islam is insulted.

Let me leave a footnote though, on whether this insults Islam,
Corruption, Stealing/ misappropriating funds, swearing on the Koran,
Lying, involving in immoral activities, Adultery, Visiting the family Bomoh,
Practising witchcraft or the Black – arts (mind you this is not black metal)
Racial discrimination in govt. policies, Jacked up projects, under/over-table money, kopi money, Surat laying, Surat fitnah, back stabbing, Murder, talking rubbish that really tests our intelligence, ‘no speak engrish’ when confronted by customs officers whilst carrying 2 bags full of unexplained cash, Hijacking the NEP meant for the poor, Mishandling of Malaysia’s resources and funds etc take your pick folks, which would you find a bigger insult to ISLAM, RPK OR UMNO & BN.

An insulted Malaysian

BN is HARAMJADAH

Anonymous said...

If you were treated unfairly , being put in a 6 by 8 cell , given 2 eggs and some cucumber...everyday for a week how would u feel...
More so u are so clearly victimised obviously on some political motives...I would say that the Egghead (read botak) is worse than dog food..
I can understand the feeling of being framed so ...for saying the food is like dog food is excusable...
Anyway there are more important task than dog food...
Really NIAMAH!

Whatmeworry said...

Righto! anonymous ... not only it's funny ... it's stupid as well

Financial Freedom said...

HAHAHAHAHAHa...when i read abt the article i laughed my balls off. What crap of a pxxbrain these ninkampoops have..no wonder we never progressed.

amanda said...

Now i know that i can report to the police when someone insulted my cooking.. Going to tell my bf : u dun dare to insult my chicken special.. or else im going to report to the police... ghahaha

Zhang said...

It is a sad for the country to have people like them. I am sure they have not switched their kidneys with their brains.

Joe Rakyat said...

How come so-called social activist NGOs like Amnesty International Malaysia have been quiet and non-active in the efforts to abolish the ISA/call for RPK's release? Where is their famous activism? Is this because they know something the public doesn't or have they been paid off to shut up? JR

Anonymous said...

Ha! Ha! Ha! Patrick, I had to read a few times to make sure I didn't misunderstand the nature of the report. I thought today was going to be another rather dull Thursday until I saw this ... crap! Some Malaysian Jokers really made me laugh lah.

Oh! Hope no one is going to lodge a report that you are insulting old shoes with your previous posting.

Yeah! Your title says it all...
NIAMAH!!! is the exact word.

Cheers,
Robotman

madcap said...

It's in today's the Sun. Malaysia Today has a copy of that report.

jonathan said...

Shouldn’t they be also reporting about insult to the rice, curry gravey (kuah) and kicap (sauce) (if there were served in the RM5.80 meal value a day)? Why discriminate the egg from the rice, kuah and kicap?

So if eggs are to UMNO Youth, then scrambled eggheads are to the UMNO leaders?

No wonder BolehLand is smashed up with such eggheads sitting on their brains, I mean their eggs too long? So will this group sue the blogger for insulting their eggs too?

see 'morons at their best' www.jonathan66-my.blogspot.com

Andrew Chia said...

Some call it Bolehland. But Malaysia is a wonderful place... hehe...

Teresa has stepped on somebody's toes. She has sort of criticized something sensitive ie. religion.

She needs to be taught a lesson. But they can't put her under ISA, it's too harsh for what she did.

But they can't let her off just like that either. So, they need to scold her, at least. Now, what to scold her for ah?

Ah! She insulted an egg. YES!!! How dare she insult an egg. The Almighty egg which gives birth to the chicken. Now, that's a horrendous crime, ain't it? You must never insult an egg.

So, next time be a good girl ok, Teresa? Never, ever insult an egg again. Or else...........

Niamah!

garfield said...

i think those idiot wanted to lodge the report saying she is insulting males, coz males got 2 eggs and they wanted to sue Teressa coz she do not repect acts like "licking the eggs"

but since it is too obscene, then they change it to insulting eggs, lol

eggs is a good food if it is cooked properly with other things, but just 2 boiled eggs with some curry with timun without rice, really cannot accept lar...

nasi lemak also at least have some rice lar.

last time ppl always said "get caught to jail eat curry rice" but now i dun think we can say this anymore, coz there is no rice, now should say "get caught to jail eat telur rebus with curry"
hahahah

Anonymous said...

eggs and other foodstuff is rezeki, a blessing .
so it is not proper for theresa to cast aspersions on it.
there are people who cannot even afford an eggshe should be thankful for minor mercies.

nahh.. ignore above.:)

Native_Swak said...

Extract from The Star

Syed Hamid: Mind your own business

PUTRAJAYA: It is inappropriate of Deputy Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department T. Murugiah to interfere in the affairs of another ministry.

Home Minister Datuk Seri Syed Hamid Albar said Murugiah’s action in speaking on behalf of Seputeh MP Teresa Kok on complaints she was not served proper meals while in detention was akin to being a spokesman for the Opposition.

“What he has done is not right. I hope he knows how to look after his own turf. He should not interfere in other people’s affairs. That is not his work.

“If there is a problem, he should take the matter to the prime minister,” he told reporters after a breaking of fast with employees of the Immigration Department and orphans yesterday.

On Monday, Murugiah met Kok over her claims that while in detention, she was served meals which comprised just two boiled eggs, cucumber and gravy. - Bernama

_________________________________________

Pat,

This shit head is telling Murugiah to report to Badawi if he dare. Tell me how to report to Badawi if Badawi is the man behind all this??

The last time he says the police acted on their own without consulting him. Why now he is telling others to mind their own business? If he is not part of this why do he care?

Bone head.....

Native_Swak

Anonymous said...

I have a problem with this: did the eggs ask these flers to lodge the report after they were insulted? why aren't we hearing from them?

Now my brinjal tells me that vegetables are forming a pressure group against vegetarians.

We must do something about these damned food items.

Oh s%$t !! I just cursed them ... a report against me?

Vegan.

Anonymous said...

Sue Theresa over...an egg? That's is hardly surprising coz BN only know how to talk...cock!

Anonymous said...

Police report against Teresa over an…egg? That is hardly surprising. Coz UMNO leaders only know one language - talk…cock!

Anonymous said...

I bet he got paid instead of considering his intelligence being a laughing stock (or does he have any at the first place)?? Those d*ckheads are just like their leaders, stupid x 1 trillion times.

Anonymous said...

Whose egg was it that was insulted? I don't know. Eggsactly true. Hidup Malaysia!

Ilusi Dalang said...

insulting Eggs?? hahahah first class stupidity from these UMNO guys. I bet the chicken are insulted by their police report

Anonymous said...

ilusi dalang

why don't u make a police report on behalf of all the chickens, you know, chicken is an important food too, not just to the poor, but the rich alike.

Anonymous said...

anon 8:05am- Vegan,

U better flee country before the all the vegetables nationwide send you to jail for 'crimes against all vegetables'.

Anonymous said...

People, give them a break. To all those who have given negative comments in this blog, I have this to tell you;

PLEASE DO NOT DISCRIMINATE THEM, if you are intelligent, while some people are not so fortunate.

DJ Khor said...

Dearest Mr Teoh,

These UMNO Youth ppl are so desperate for attention. Just give them a rubber nipple each!!

http://wtfmalaysiangovernment.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

I always thought it's never easy to score straight As in exam.

I think it's also never easy to have somebody from the UMNO to come up with such police report.

old fart said...

Actually boiled egg tastes quite good with a bit of soya sauce on it. Wonder if Teresa asked for some soya sauce to go with hers? If she did, she would have probably been told, you think this is Hilton Hotel ah..? She can sue them for not providing soya sauce to go with her eggs I reckon.

pah nur said...

I KNEW IT!!!! It's a public misconception that some policemen who drive fancy cars, and have fancy homes with fancy wivessssss in each home, get they wealth thru corruption. The secret to their wealth is they save a lot of money by eating eggs everyday....I mean, look at some of their tummies...makes you wonder if they can find their gun below all that lard (am talking about the viagra proof gun lar)...

Teresa Kok, in fact should sue the police because feeding her with eggs, actually increases her chances of getting heart disease...
A large yolk contains more than two-thirds of the recommended daily limit of 300mg of cholesterol.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Egg_yolk#Composition_of_chicken_egg_yolk

So, yes, Teresa should sue them...

Nuffnang