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Thursday, October 23, 2008

Bapa apa ni?

Bapa-bapa Malaysia

These days I travel the North-South Highway quite a lot. On one of those trips at a rest stop in Johor I spotted this banner hanging next to the tempat cuci tangan (wash area)...

Bapa Kemerdekaan for Tunku

Bapa Pembangunan. There are 2 of these. One for Razak and one for Hussein.

Bapa Pemodenan Malaysia for Mahathir.

But with the photo of Badawi there was no Bapa anything. Telling isn't it?

Poor fler.

Niamah!!!

106 comments:

Marccus said...

LOL!!

Really rolling floor, haha

Anonymous said...

Bapak Kemerosotan & Krisis Ekonomi Negara. Wow..... not bad .. long also the name.

Michael Tsen said...

belum lagi ....

miracle may still happens overnight before March ... :D

laimun said...

Patrick,

Don't be so badlah. He surrender already. Maybe he want to be your Bapak Angkat, can also. You can announce, we all support.

Anonymous said...

bapa in law, bapa lidoh, bapa flip-flop, bapa tak pakai otak, bapa of MAHATHIR'S NIGHTMARES mah so many more bapak but for now enough
mah

Aiyoo said...

how does Bapa Keruntuhan sound? or Bapa that got the malaysians to come together against BN?

Idlan said...

He is Bapa Mertua Khairy

Wolverine said...

bapa kebodohan Malaysia..if i may suggest!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick

It is well known that Badawi is to be called Bapa Mertua (Father in law). That sums up his legacy.

Cheers
Robotman

jennyfer said...

Bapa Mertua KJ.

Anonymous said...

Wait till his tenure ends first la...

TickTock said...

More like "Bapa Mertua KJ" to me!

The Ancient Mariner said...

Bapa Mertua Khairy ... heheh

Anonymous said...

Confirmed he's Bapa Nori and Kamal, Bapa Mertua Khairy and not forgetting Bapa Tiri (sorry dont know Jean's daughter's name).
Can also be Bapa angkat to whoever suck up to him.
You can also swear NiaPah!

Anonymous said...

Confirmed Bapa Nori and Kamal, Bapa Mertua Khairy and Bapa Tiri (Jean's children).
NiaPah!

Lao' Cha said...

Goodness Moses, no title yet !!!

As I see it, they are rather afraid to bestow the 'BAPA MERTUA KJ' or the 'BAPA ZzzDOR' at the moment becos he's still the PM. Could it be that they are still waiting for a more appropriate conferment?

I'd give the oldman a chance to prove himself. They say a week is a long time in politics, and he still have 20 or zee weeks. However, history also suggest that we 'let sleeping PM lie.'

artchan said...

Bapa mertua

Anonymous said...

Pak Lah = Bapa Mertua Khairy

Anonymous said...

Pak Lah = Bapa Mertua Khairy

monsterball said...

He is Bapa Bohon Bersar.

Anonymous said...

`Bapa mertua Khairy'.....thats the statement it should have been!!!!

donplaypuks® said...

Bapa Gaji Buta

Anonymous said...

He's the best of the bapas.. Bapa Rasuah

k4kenny said...

perhaps just give the poor fler "Bapa 308" for losing BN strong grip. Hmmmm.

Anonymous said...

Kesian Pak Lah ~

Juanito said...

BAPA KEMEROSOTAN MALAYSIA..what else can it be??

Anonymous Liew said...

correct me if im wrong...

Tunku Abdul Rahman- Bapa Kemerdekaan

Tun Abdul Razak- Bapa Pembangunan

Tun Hussein Onn- Bapa Kebudayaan

Tun Dr.Mahathir- Bapa Wawasan

Abdullah Badawi- Bapa Demokrasi

I couldnt agree with the last one though..

Moo... said...

Some obvious need not be mentioned....

He is Bapa Mertua KJ and Bapa Nori and Kama and not forgeting also Bapa Tiri of ......

nazila said...

Pak Lah is Bapa Mertua Khairy

fali said...

Bapak mertua khairy jamaluddin la uncle!

LOL!!!

Christine said...

There is a name for Badawi. I saw it in one of the government building in KL.

They called him "Bapa Pemodenan Insan". God knows for what reason, I honestly don't understand it...

Anonymous said...

It is really not the Malaysian/Asian budaya to insult a person who held a high position. However much said person may deserve negative comments.

And it is better not to tag the current PM with some glorified "Bapak" title which he does not deserve lest that invites derisive sniggers instead of honour.

So, rather than have some people tagging him with derisive titles like "Bapak Flip-flop", far better that we just retire the "Bapak" tagging tradition, I think.

Anonymous said...

bapa mertua khairy

JingQqi said...

Eh? I thought the schoolbooks teach us that it is Bapa Perpaduan for Tun Hussein Onn?
And I thought they wanted to coin Paklah as Bapa E-Ekonomi at some point?
....confused. (@_@;)

Anonymous said...

Errrr... Bapa Mertua Khairy?

malayamuda said...

what about Bapa Nori ?
OR
Bapa Mertua Khairy ?

kkjm said...

Bapa Tidur??

DJ Khor said...

Dear Mr Teoh,

We all know Bodowi is the Bapa-Mertua-Kepada-kHairy-Jamaludin.

http://wtfmalaysiangovernment.blogspot.com/

vincenthue said...

Bapa kemelesetan?

Anonymous said...

haha!! this is a classic! not thinking about topping yours but... here's little something to laugh at... thank you for keeping us entertained





Why did the chicken cross the road?

BARACK OBAMA:
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

JOHN MCCAIN:
My friends, that chicken crossed the road because it recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON:
When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

GEORGE W. BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

JOHN LENNON:
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing the road together, in peace.

BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of the Chicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^(C% .......... reboot.

BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE:
Chicken shall not shit while crossing the road. This is for a green environment..

LEE KUAN YEW:
We have installed crossing lights at all traffic junctions. All chickens should follow instructions while crossing the road.

SAMY VELLU:
Gantry points have been set up. All chickens wanting to cross the road are advised to top up their cash cards first.

NAJIB RAZAK:
What chickens? I don't know any chickens... especially those from Mongolia..

ABDULLAH BADAWI:
We have to be fair to all chickens. Some want to cross over the road, some do not. ........ Zzzzzz .......zzzzzz ....... Now what were we talking about? Ah yes, chickens. We will form a Royal Commission to decide whether it is right for them to cross the road.

MAHATHIR:
Now even non-bumi chickens want to cross the road! How can they disrespect and disregard apa nama bumi chickens? We must be allowed to cross over first. It is our special privilege and no one can challenge that!

ANWAR:
We have enough chickens waiting to cross over in September.

SHAHRIR:
All foreign chickens are welcome in Malaysia but they must not cross over the road within 50km of the border.

caravanserai said...

So many ‘bapak’
Abdullah Ahmad Badawi gets nothing
Maybe he should get the tag
Bapak sleeping beauty

Things keep passing him by
He can’t finger it to his likes
He tries to mess it up
Screwing up his words
Only coming out bad for us

So many corridors
Yet where to find the funding
Private investments he says
The investors weary
Of the corruption and cronies

And he says he needs 5 months
To finish his agendas before he slips away
Into his belated honeymoon no?
Let Naheed holds the balls

Niamah he wants to look good
He knows he has lost control
When he is pushed and shoved away
When power is he
He sleeps it away

otai said...

haiyaa..that one you don't know ka?..badawi is BAPA mentua KJ lor..

big easy said...

patrick,

don't discount him too much.

he is the 'bapa mertua' khairy maa..

;)

Tuan Senang Besar

faith said...

Bapa mertua Khairy and Bapa Kamal.
Isnt it obvious!

SameSame said...

Bapa Mertua kepada Khairy J!

SameSame

Nicole said...

Oh Dear.. Pityful fler!!!

covenant said...

I know... Bapa Mertua Khairy!

LALILOo said...

Bapa Mertua (kepada KJ) is the only one I can think of without shaming or calling him names.

But then again, for an out-of-favour PM, that title is certainly no title at all. It is a shame in itself.

Anonymous said...

Bapa flip flop la

Golden Man said...

I know... Bapa Tidur

Qeem said...

Bapa tak tau?!

DrAFauzi said...

Aiyah.....Bapa Mertua Khairy laaaaa.

OrdinaryMan said...

Badawi....Bapa Mertua Khairy

Anonymous said...

bapa suka menafi/deny malaysia

Anonymous said...

Those are legacies of the previous PMs. The current PM shouldn't even be in the banner as he is still a sitting PM and his legacy has yet to solidify. Anyway what legacy is he leaving us?

Cheers.
Collateral Damage

Anonymous said...

One word for that poor fler is Bapa flip-flop as he had not walk his talk during his premier time.

knn said...

Ahmad Badawi = Bapa Mertua (Father In Law)


Niamah!!!

Pill not Kills said...

kah kah kah..bapak mertua khairy..or bapak kehancuran or ...

nstman said...

you chinese better behave ! dont write all sorts of things,then you will need crutches.

Mengong said...

Howzabout Bapa Mertua Khairy

Anonymous said...

actually, Pak Lah is Bapa Mertua....

joe said...

hehe..i had, and always fight for this ; bapa mertua @ father in-law.

he deserves that more any of previous or future Pee M.

Roti Kacang Merah said...

uncle, you should've taken a marker and add on the banner under Badawi: "Bapa Mertua KJ", as what my husband did in his cartoon. that's about the only thing Badawi's good at, no?

Anonymous said...

Aiyah,
Bapa Tidur is the right title for him .

jaredsdad said...

The only "bapa" he's got is "bapa mertua Khairy"! LOL

Anonymous said...

bapa mertua khairy

Anonymous said...

Badawi=bapa mentua Khairy

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...maybe they can create a competition for us to give a title to it.
I suggest Bapa Mentua Khairy ...;)

abgbeca said...

bapa mertua khairi !!!

Thomas Mok said...

email circulating that it should be Bapa Mertua KJ. which is a fact, no?

Thomas Mok said...

Email circulating that it is Bapa Mertua KL. It is the truth, isn't it?

cleffairy said...

I'll tell you what bapak.
Bapa tidur
Bapa kahwin lagi
Bapa naik minyak

See? This feller very geng wan, a lot of bapa can suit him!

kamaral zaman said...

Tunku Abdul Rahman -
BAPA KEMERDEKAAN

Tun Abdul Razak -
BAPA PEMBANGUNAN

Tun Hussein Onn -
BAPA PERPADUAN

Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamed -
BAPA PEMODENAN

Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi -
BAPA MENANTU KHAIRY

Anonymous said...

This is a future PMR exam question in Sejarah Malaysia:

Pak Lah adalah:

a) Bapa slogan "Gemilang, Cemerlang, Terbilang"
b) Bapa Islam Hadhari
c) Bapa Koridor-Koridor Utara, Selatan & Timur
d) Bapa Projek Iskandar
e) Bapa kebangkitan ISA
f) Bapa kebangkitan Hindraf
g) Bapa Tsunami Politik 308
h) Bapa mertua Khairy
i) Bapa kepada Nori
j) ALL THE ABOVE

Keith said...

Badawi - Bapa Khairy.

kamaral zaman said...

Silly me ... I stand corrected.

Tunku Abdul Rahman -
BAPA KEMERDEKAAN

Tun Abdul Razak -
BAPA PEMBANGUNAN

Tun Hussein Onn -
BAPA PERPADUAN

Tun Dr Mahathir Mohamed -
BAPA PEMODENAN

Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi -
BAPA MERTUA KHAIRY

Anonymous said...

Such banner are put up at the 'Pee-Stop" of North-South Highway to provoke public thinking.

At least it provoke Datuk Patrick (I think he deserves the title more than the Bollywood star) when he release his tension along with his air kencing at the Pee Stop.
That's how you rejuvenate your creative juice.

One Plus (no pun intended, PLUS) point is the Pee Stops are better maintained compared to most public toilets in the city. At least you do not puke upon attacked by the foul smell. Of course I actually the discount the effect of those propaganda-laced banners ...

Better exercise your creative brain cells tahn to puke, Right?

Anonymous said...

Pak Lah is "Bapa Kebebasan"

Anonymous said...

Well, he is bapa mertua ....

RitchieLow said...

Bapa Demokrasi (almost) ?

faith lee said...

Bapa Mertua Khairy and Bapa Kamal.

Isnt it obvious

m@rbl3s said...

He will always be known to me as "Father of Un-Achievement"

Either that or "Father of Flip=Flops"

m@rbl3s said...

Najib = Father of racism and corruption... hahahahahaa

Anonymous said...

http://anilnetto.com/

Abdullah's legacy: Malaysia has dropped from 124th last year to 132nd place in 2008 in the RSF press freedom ranking.

For all the talk of reforms under Abdullah Badawi, Malaysia’s press freedom ranking has actually dropped from 104th place in 2003, the year Abdullah took over, to 132nd place now. That’s a plunge of 28 places.

It wasn’t always sliding under Abdullah. His brightest year was in 2006, when Malaysia’s press freedom ranking actually climbed to a high of 92nd, making it the second freest in South-East Asia after Timor-Leste. But since then, we have sunk 42 places within the space of two years to reach 134th! What happened, Abdullah? Did your administration have to crack down on mounting disenchantment when your promised reforms failed to take off fast enough?

nmjnh said...

I did a survey at my blog www.nmjnh.wordpress.com and so far 23% preferred him to be called Bapa Mertua KJ, 20% Bapa Kemusnahan UMNO, 14% Bapa Islam Hadhari, ++ 4% Others.

Visit www.nmjnh.wordpress.com to vote !!!!

MAHAGURU58 said...

Bapa Nori!

:D

Some prefer to say ' Bapa Mertua Khairy!'

Anonymous said...

Bapa C4 seterusnya? :P

Anonymous said...

Badawi is his father's name. He is Abdullah, bapa mertua KJ

miracle said...

the award goes to "bapa mertua khairy" ...

Nonengko said...

Did you people notice that his name is wrongly spelt?

BiologicalClockTicking said...

What about Bapa Tak-Tentu-Hala!

Anonymous said...

bapa zzzz lah, ok !!

old fart said...

How about "Ba pa black sheep"?

mancina said...

there is 1001 bapa that i can think of for pak lah...but none gud one....

Baldwin said...

Pak Lah = "bapa mertua Khairy"....

hehe*

Anonymous said...

Aiya understood ma...

Banner purposely done like that to test reader's intelligence.

NIABAH!!!

Anonymous said...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

ANWAR:
The chickens are now waiting at the side of the road. Traffic too heavy at the moment, waiting for the right time.

CHUA SOI LEK:
The chicken didn't cross the road. She was with me in the room all the time.

SAIFUL:
The chicken followed me from behind and....

SYED HAMID:
Those chickens that crossed the road are threats to the national security and must be arrested

ZULKIFLI:
Only the halal chicken can cross the road

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Most the the readers here are too kind to him.
"Bapak Mertua kj" sounds very polite.
I was thinking of " Bapak Bangsat"

Anonymous said...

Hei Patrick

Some commentor is flying the flag upside down. Syed might just decide that you are a threat to national security because 50 people read your blog comments and were insulted by the upside down flag....and decide to put you in stripes behind bars.

After losing RPK I think not worth it lah....better remove that upside down flag comment. We need you around, out of jail!

Keep up the good work bro !

Bangsamalaysia7

Anonymous said...

bapa....err....just like the titleler

'BAPA APANI'

wuahahahhahaha....LOL

Anonymous said...

bapa half chinese !

Webmaster said...

Bapa Mertua la apo lagi

Y2K said...

1. Bapa Mertua
2. Bapa Mimpi Malaysia

anti-illuminati said...

I prefer BAPA KEMALUAN MALAYSIA bestowed to the Sleepy head.

amy said...

Bapa Kemusnahan
Kahiry Father In law

Anonymous said...

I just want to make sure it's: "ASALKAN BUkAN BAPA SAYA"

Nuffnang