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Friday, October 24, 2008

I say, you say......

Prizes for guessing which is the medal for Champion Tension Release.

Thanks to The Malaysian Insider I didn't miss out on this juicy piece that was reported in the mainstream Chinese newspapers. Apparently, in speaking out in support for Chua Soi Lek whose adulterous act was caught on video and circulated online, ex-MCA boss, Ling Liong Sik stuck his foot in his mouth.

"...All men need to release additional or overflowing energies".....he said. I do love the old man's wonderful choice of words, don't you? "...additional or overflowing energies..."

Wah! Real man talk la. Release tension ma...nothing wrong what! And then to prove that all politicians use the same modus operandi he added....."as long as the affair is not leaked out then it will not be a problem." So the rule seems to be...cheat, lie, fuck...long as you don't get caught it's fine. AWWWRIGHT!!! Put it there brother Ling!

But wait there is more incomprehensible silliness in this whole sideshow. Wanita MCA chief Datuk Chew Mei Fun said Dr Ling's comments conveyed "morally incorrect values."

Oh really ah? Come on la Mei Fun your party supports and elects a self-confessed adulterer. So what you talking about morally incorrect values? So the fler said "I'm sorry" and that's supposed to make everything fine and dandy issit? Worse he also openly said that he wasn't going to stop seeing his girlfriend. I can't remember the exact reasons he gave but wasn't it something about having been together ....... for so many years already. So not nice la. Anyway, my wife and family also said okay what.

Sigh! I just don't know what to think anymore la. But sometimes I think that since they are like that ah.....if our politicians would just come right out and declare that they are all dishonest, greedy, selfish lying sacks of shit I might be able to live with that better than THIS!

NIAMAH!!!

47 comments:

paul said...

'releasing energy' has been known to man since the begining of the oldest profession. He's saying we all are born with natural skirt chasing instint with a dark side in most of us.

As a man, I agreed with him some what, BUT as a self-respected politician to utter these words, NIamah Him!!!

Anonymous Liew said...

This Ling Long is certainly nyanyuk liao..
maybe his wife should start checking on him....

alvin lee said...

how can mca elect a person who has committed a moral crime to be their 2nd man? People are saying that we should not mix-up private life and capabilities.

Well, I do not know what you guys out there feel but I cannot accept the idea of having such a leader no matter how good he or she is.

Anonymous said...

Ayoyo all this mca members no matter who say what lah. Are there no more clean candidates meh? Why have to chose a porn star to come back when we thought he went full time already Hehehe.Niamah

Anonymous said...

Makes me sick to the stomach when people have no shame.

The whole Mca party is also a harlot for endorsing the shamelessly old adulterer.

Anonymous said...

Malaysian chinese more open minded...
good friend also can ON! whah loa!
Some more, many people admire him..
because they said he dare to do and he dare to admit...CAN YOU?

patrickteoh said...

he dare to do and he dare to admit...CAN YOU?

Hello Anonymous 2:56pm, you sure as hell don't get it do you? Sigh.

donplaypuks® said...

Being involved in financial, sex and corruption scandals are now a pre-requisite for those aspiring to the highest political offices in BN and its component parties.

Thus CSL is in very good company and only the insane will continue supporting or voting for him or the party he represents!
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

Trashed said...

Bill Clinton dared .... and got caught. He should have been sacked but never mind - that is his legacy, no matter what else he does in his lifetime.

KIMHO8 said...

In Chua Sai Lake's blog,

Chua said he needs time(2 weeks)to recharging his battery.

What the fuck he wants to charge his battery for?

kikarse said...

he dare to do..he dare to admit...he admit he did it...but he NEVER admitted his actions were WRONG.

Richard Cranium said...

Why can't he just release his overflowing energies into the shower drain like all of us? Heheh.

clearwater said...

If Chua's family can forgive and accept his mishap, and his political supporters appear to do likewise, we should let matters be. It is not as though we are all saints and unblemished. He resigned and took responsibility. I for one do not hold anything against him. I think he has on balance been one of the better politicians in Malaysia. Do not hound a man for his mistakes.

ernest said...

Hi patrick,

What do you think of MCA? I call it(Mana China Ada). Do you think it represent all chinese in malaysia?

If no, who cares for the number one or number two to be a murderer or commit adultery. sai hee.........

alvin lee said...

clearwater,

I do agree with you but only if CSL is an ordinary guy like myself.

But we are talking about a person who is now the 2nd man in mca and who may also be appointed as a minister soon.

I just wonder how could mca members can come out to give support to this guy for the 2nd post. Are they trying to tell us that it is ok for chinese to commit adultery?

Tak malu-meh????

KIMHO8 said...

Never forget that MCA stands for Malaysian Cabaret Association. Kaki jolly lah!
Lagi tua, lagi gatal! LOL

amazed said...

Don't know about you guyz, but hadn't got the chance to watch his infamous dvd. With the rising fuel prices,I can think of better ways to spend my hard earned dough.

But seriously, for those who did, can you ever keep a straight face while watching him acting like a big shot, giving some big speech about national policy, dolled up in his official Datuk regalia?

I would probably burst out laughing,imagining him in the buff, with his boner sticking out like a sore thumb.

KY said...

but but dr. chua is our idol ok!

Anonymous said...

pat, bro ling is a medical doktor man : overflowing & excess energies MUST be released what !!
** i guess sooner or later he will convert to allow him taking 2nd wife **

Anonymous said...

That Ling fler sure getting senile to utter such statement. Or is he not senile? May be not. He has been damn smart doing all such things all along and not get caught.

Anonymous said...

datin ling is worried = dr ling needs elsewhere to release his 'overflowing & excess energies'
too = sure agreed by madam med dr of mca who has supported another mca dr been 'forgiven' by wife one !!
dr ,dr, dr ...waa...so many dr in malaysia lah !! ( semi v is also a dr but non-med one !! )

clearwater said...

alvin lee,
You seem to hold MCA politicians to higher moral standards than ourselves. I do not. Higher ethical values and practices, yes, by virtue of their fiduciary position but not necessarily private sexual behavior. It may not serve as a good example to others but adultery is not an earth shattering sin other than to those directly wronged. And they have moved on. Let us do so too and let Chua do so as well so he can redeem himself.

Anonymous said...

Wow, Uncle Ling...way to go man. Overflowing & Excess Energies eh? That's one hell of an overflowing and excessive energy from Uncle Chua there...

The force is daaammmmmnnnnn strong in this one...


Obi Wan Kentucky

Suci Dalam Debu said...

What LLS said is not politically correct and morally indefensible but that is real life. It happens. So do we go living in denial or looking for perfection?

CSL has admitted his mistakes and seek forgiveness. Do you punish someone for life for their mistakes? I thought punishment must fit the crime.

In this case, it is sex between two consenting adults. His wife, children and definitely many MCA members have forgiven him or at least willing to give him another chance.

After all, there are worst crimes committed by politicians and continue abusing their powers.

Patrick, I am sure you have room in your heart to give him a second chance.

Soi Lek, welcome back to mainstream politics. Don't screw up again!

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat,

As his name in cantonese implies...
Yao LING Yao LAW Yao SEG.....that's what he is teaching all new mca wannabes that's it's ok in bolehland

Anonymous said...

All the 'overflowing and excess energies' are used for... u know what la! No wonder MCA has no energy stand up to UMNO.

peter said...

amazed,

I like your comment. Ya, I could still look at him and doesn't feel weirdo. Can't imagine if I had watched that video.

For those who commented that he admitted it, please note that he has never said he was wrong and the blame was shifted to people who taped it. His political nemesis. He proclaimed : You are all wrong. It's not my fault. Have not done anything wrong.

Probably the worst thing to me is to drag the wife and family in. Can you imagine that the wife can forgive him for that. Even if can, so soon!!! ???

abc said...

this old man is really no shame. don't know how to describe him. fucker, one leg is already in the confin, still so sex minded.

amoker said...

aisay, MCA got no more standard la and generally people dun care about that group of 'ball-less' people any more. so when they visibly see Dr Chua got ball in the video, they voted him in la. but like always, before he can warm his seat .. UMNO already muscled their way and shot down practically everything that MCA 'pretended to shout' about.

K L said...

Chua:"Thank you for your support!"
Ling:"You are most welcomed! Next time use a different hotel and room lah!"
Chua:"You are still the smartest of all! Not only will I keep changing hotel and room, but girls too! He,he!"
Ling:"If you were caught a 2nd time and admit honestly again, I think you can go for presidential post already lah!"

Anonymous said...

" aiyah ! i'v oredi apologised & admitted my mistake ( using same room all the times) ...why dig this out again ... let's get on our daily chores & let me do something good in mca as a atonement, ok ? tq !!"

Anonymous said...

one thing i can say. this ling fella sure got sense of humor la. but wat he says is true wat. lets not cast the first stone.
energiser.

Anonymous said...

this mca so-called kankung have no-balls lah : both dare not sign up the petition on ISA issue to the pm

wits0 said...

Patrick, I think he simply had to admit what was overwhelming evidence. Can you envision an alternative? ;) The scummy MCA is in its last mile.

Anonymous said...

A Tun talking like that. What do you expect from the Dato' Seris and Dato's from MCA?

Enjoying themselves behind our back while telling us how important it is for us to support them?

Ptui!!!

Anonymous said...

Just imagine how many of u still can 'stand up & everlasting' like him when u reach 60. I salute u CSL, ur the iron man, thats why MCA need people like u.....heheheh

Anonymous said...

Mr Chua SL,

Please divert your 'overflowing and excess energies' to 「聽華社聲音、替華社辦事,在國陣要敢怒敢言, 要有骨氣和氣節,小事可協商,大原則不退讓」.

Otherwise, 民主,馬華「民」巫統「主」?

Golem said...

we all forgot once upon a time when there was a "great man" said, as i quote him,"God has created in your heart many spaces for different people that you can love.".

Lol, so by following this logic its ok for him to keep on seeing his GF...

Anonymous said...

Pat what a old man told me once about politicians, they only can eat ,drink,fuck and die.

Anonymous said...

scumbag ling, pond scum chua. both are the same species.

Lao' Cha said...

WATCH YOUR STEP TUN LING, don't step on Chua's overflowed energy !!!

That's why the MCA is in a mess. One denied the Chinese and retired with a ton, while the other deflowered a florist and bloomed into a Deputy President.

You know what is funny? With the economy heading for a crisis and prices of practically everything shooting up, wouldn't it be normal that we get migraine than overflowing carnal itch? Niamah..and those old geezers are over 60.

Maybe one day our Mr.CSL might just be the president and he might just rebrand the party as the My Carnal Acknowledgement.

P/s. Aiyah Tun, I just warned you to watch where you're going. You just stepped on some CSL. At your age, we're worried that you might slip on it, fracture your pelvis....and..and..it might affect your organs that produces shiok energy wor. Take care ya..

Anonymous said...

Can Madam Lilian Too help to explain the concept of overflowing energy in the context of Feng Shui?

I guess it is a good 'chi' as CSL has bounced back to be reelected (though may not be reerected).

Anonymous said...

if you buy us$ currency now = kaya in 6 bulans' time bcos by then us$ one = RM 4.30 !!dun buy ausis$ now bcos SOON you need only rm1.50 for an ausis$ !! ( belivemee )

Anonymous said...

his bini was my schoolmate in kk so now 60+ ( paused oredi ) BUT for man of 60s = energies & urges need to be released one !! ladies, PLEASE lah understand the nature call, ok ! tq . both drs. are RIGHT !

Anonymous said...

WTF patrick, when u play golf its 18 holes. But the course belong to the club, In CSL he can have an additional hole and eat it. Give the man a chcncelah, he is in heavan on earth.

The Unladen Swallow said...

I donno man, I kinda like Chua Soi Lek. He's definitely got balls saying it like so, as compared to his weasel motherfuckers of colleagues who try to justify their supremacist and/or feeble attitudes. Just for that, he should be let back into govt.

Anonymous said...

ladies, man is 'harimau' = hari-harimau one !

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