YB, you damn champion la. We are so proud of you.This morning I almost had a coronary I was laughing so hard. I never for a moment believed that Syed Hamid Albar, Malaysian Minister of Home Affairs and stand-up comedian par excellence could top what he's done in the past few months. But true to his form he did!
The headline of the news story was "KL area 'unsafe', so police base closed".
Alright, I'll let you catch your breath before I continue...................
Okay? Here's the story. A police beat base in the Chow Kit area of downtown Kuala Lumpur was closed down recently. When questioned about it in Parliament our world-class comedian said it was because the beat base was located in an area considered "unsafe". HUH???
Ok, ok, ok....hold your laughter first. There's more.
Why unsafe ah?
It was located in a 'dirty' area where there is a possibility of being exposed to contagious diseases. HUH???
Wait..............here comes the great punchline.................
"The presence of criminals also posed a threat to the safety of the police officers"
And this time the clown did his act without even having to be physically present. He just sent in his funnies in a written form!
p/s I changed the photo of this post after reading what Antares commented....
"You compare him with a jackass - too classy for dat bugger lah, especially since some jackasses sound like Eddie Murphy. I compare him with a hyena, always laughing at his own lousy joke"
I agree Antares.With apologies to asses around the world.