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Monday, October 13, 2008

PM material man

Hahahahahaha...sometimes I just kill myself........hahahahahaha

This morning I wrote this in reply to a comment on the chatbox here...........

"You probably noticed that I am not one of those prolific bloggers"

Then I posted 4 articles in 1 day. This is actually the 5th.

So? Do you think I got what it takes to be prime minister?

Oh. You didn't get that? Never mind. It wasn't so funny anyway.

Niamah!!!

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Keep on blogging.We english educated minority Malaysians are a dying species.About half have catapulted to the opposite camp(remember Lee Lam Thye anyone?).Bet he's cursing his haste....if only I have waited a few more years I might have Penang, Perak or even mighty Selangor to peddle my wares..Alas now only National Service pallavahs!!!

Anonymous said...

Bored in Singapore, is it? ;)

Concerned wife & mother

Anonymous said...

hahhaha...patrick, why you so funny one?

if you put in 4 or 5 articles to qualify for PM them RPK how?

He can be agung or not?

Other bloggers how? in your cabinet?

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha....you look like PM in waiting hahaha!!!.....
but be careful Najib may not like it and madamm may use C4 just on your hand and stop you from blogging hahahaha.... that sleeping king may just sleep away and telling everyone that all is ok and not lost Hahahah

Patricia said...

Yes, Patrick, it is not always about money. Even with my malu-fying numbers, I have people who ask me why I don't add adsense or whatever. But, to me, that would take away from my just wanting to do this because I enjoy it; to connect with others; to find like-minded souls. And I have :)

Money would be nice. But, it isn't always necessary. So, yah, I know what you are saying.

Pat

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,

Flip-flopping about the frequency of your postings merely makes you a potential replacement. You need to fall asleep more often (than not), obey (all)your relative's utterings, and be totally naive about everything in order to maintain honesty (while in denial).

Not that the original is malicious, in the same way as an ostrich is not malicious. By the way, when you happen to be near ostrichs, avoid having a rear that resembles a convenient mole-hill of sand.

Excellent perspectives. I found myself laughing. It would really be funny if not for the fact that we are living in this joke.

Cheers.

My Raison D'etre said...

Hi Patrick,

Why do you want to be Pee Emm? So bloody many things to do wohh, too many responsibilities to balance and way too many people wanting to see and perk and praise you everyday of the week.

Better to blog.

BTW: You're right. I didn't get it especially the PM bit.

whatever.

Welcome back from your Eidil Fitri Hiatus and sorry to hear bout your contract. What a Bummer..

God bless.

Anonymous said...

patrick

ex-PM material lah after March 2009!

NewWorld said...

currently anyone is better than what we got runnin my country.... hell if those fools can do it, any tom, dick and harry can!!
it sad what has become to such a beautiful country, come on ppl what are we lettin them do here!!

Knights Templar said...

Get a grip of yourself Pat... if all else fails, get a duck to dance on a hot plate.

MADROX said...

Funny, you do seem to enjoy posting your cute children pics next to vulgar words.....

Anonymous said...

Hahaha that's a darned good one!!! But being flip flop alone tak cukuplaa.... must be caught nodding off and be controlled by SIL then only can (but also must be UMNO president what so how maa?)

zorro said...

Niamah Patrick....was about to ask if you are OK....4 postings in one day. You gotta be itchy at some tips?(pun can be intended)

David Chan said...

No la... Patrick, you cannot compare yourself with our PM. Not fair for you to kill your own character like that.

You are just a blogger who likes to keep silent for a week or so, and then catch us by surprise using blog-rush. Not prolific at all. XD

patrickteoh said...

Hello Anonymous 12:24 am. You obviously didn't get what I meant. I didn't say that just because I made 3 or 4 blogs in a day I can become PM but...oh never mind la.

Juanito said...

mr teoh is not bored in sg la.. if he is bored u wont see him so frequent on singapore tv la...

but that is what i like...1 time write, write 4-5 articles.. remind me of someone....oh and that person is me!

bean laden said...

R.A.H.M.A.N. P(Patrick)U.T.R.A.....

go sunat first maybe better chance.

Anonymous said...

Dear patrick,I wish you get the position of prime minister. you deserve it, hahahaha.... ---xuefeng.

Anonymous said...

You kill us too,bro..Cheers!

Anonymous said...

I FEEL SO SAD.
TODAY, SHARE OF A COMPANY NAME KNM DROP FROM RM3 MONTH AGO TO ONLY BELOW RM0.70. THIS IS NOT THE MAIN REASON. THE MAIN REASON IS EPF USES OUR MONEY TO BUY A LOTS OF KNM SHARE AT RM2 AVERAGE. I FEEL CHEAT AS ALL THE WHILE I DONT THINK THIS COMPANY IS WORTH SOO MUCH. AND, ON THE OTHER HAND, THE COMPANY IS NOT A GOOD ONE. THE GOVERNMENT OR XXX COMPANY HAVE GIVEN BILLIONAIRE AND BLIIONS OF CONTRACT TO KNM IN ORDER TO GIVE EPF A REASON TO BUY KNM. I HOPE THAT SOMEONE WILL LOOK INTO THE PURCHASE OF THIS COUNTER. THANK YOU.

REGARDS,
DEPRESSED MALAYSIAN

Terence said...

Wei,

Slow down man...your going to beat my 1 article posted in a year.

I am also fed up with all the news about who's going to get what and so on. Going to stop read all blogs except maybe yours cause where else am I going to get a dose of grumpy uncle...

KIMHO8 said...

People hate me,
people curse me,
I think it's okay.
If they don't let me
steal their money,
I just blow them away.
They can cry and
they can get lockup,
but they can't beat me down,
that's right,
Cause the BumNo buggers always the evil type.
Cause we are
living in a corrupted world and I am a master of devil.
You know that we are living in a cold blooded world,
and I am a cruel muderer.

K L said...

Pat,

U got 2 make up what v hv missed during the Raya period.

MP is better than PM, at least MP can talk Kok in Parliament while PM got to walk the talk lah !

Yuri said...

Here's more cannon fodder for you Patrick:
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/10/16/parliament/2289162&sec=parliament

Anonymous said...

what the crap??
unsafe then there shld be more police to sabo the criminals.
cant believe im staying in a country full of jokers.
sigh...

Anonymous said...

I wear flip flops. So count me in, pat...

Obi Wan Kenduri

monsterball said...

I never seen you laugh so much ..for a long long time.
Good for you...Pat!
You bully!!....Niamah him..left and right..how to be PM?

Anonymous said...

pat, you got false gigi man !!

Nuffnang