Monday, October 13, 2008
Actually, this reminds me of a joke told to me a few days ago. Our DPM (he still is just Deputy, right? These days you can't really be sure) apparently told all of us that the impending global depression is not going to affect Malaysia much. See? Our stock exchange index only dropped 3 point something per cent. We're okay! I believe the last 2 words were actually uttered by this man. But the guy who told me the story reminded me that although that was what he said the fler didn't qualify who the "we" referred to. YOU figure it out yourself la because if I say some more I think it might be libelous. Anyway, sorry for going totally off tangent there. The alcohol from my advance birthday party is still coursing through my body la.
So now our current prime minister has announced that he is stepping down and handing over the reins of power to his deputy in a few months. And as we can read, all the ma-cai's(cronies) in the party are jostling for position. They make statements on a daily basis about their plans. Their strategies. Their allegiance. Wait ah. All that is about winning positions for themselves ah. Nothing about you and me okay? And nothing about that they plan to do for the country's good. What the fuck!!!
And in a great example of how things are done in Bolehland the only plans for the rakyat's benefit has come in recent days from the guy who is going to be as effective as a limp dick in a few months. The outgoing Prime Minister!!! He has announced that he is going to do this and that and the other. Stuff which he should have been doing the last 4 years. No, he is going to do them in 5 months. Hey!!! We're Malaysian man! Who needs years? We can do one. Yeah sure. Take a nap. Please.
And on the other side of the fence is the fler who's announced yet another deadline. What is it now? December something I think. The whole fucking world is facing a financial crisis. Singapore has just announced that it is officially in a recession. People in the USA are killing themselves over retirement money disappearing into thin air. But here we are in Malaysia playing guessing games. Why? What? You didn't know meh? You stupid or what?
WE ARE OKAY MA!!!