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Wednesday, November 12, 2008

And now for something completely different...

Eunice Olsen - Singapore
Nominated Member of Parliament
Jazz pianist, singer, actress, model, show host

Syed Hamid Albar - Malaysia
Elected Member of Parliament
Errr...balding adult male, Bumiputra citizen...errr...oft-misquoted politician

Niamah!!!

58 comments:

winniechan said...

At least if I get duped by Eunice I can blame my lapse of sound judgement on being hypnotized by her good looks.

The 'Elected' one ah... see his face already know this fler can't be trusted.

KIMHO8 said...

How Eunice Olsen pleasing to the eye!

Who is the fellow at bottom? He looks like Big Potato in Old Master Q comics to me.

However, Big Potato is a very nice guy in the comics.
But this Kong Tao Lou as evil as Satan.

Tuhan x Hatun

Anonymous said...

Beauty and the beast that is what comparison i see.

Anonymous said...

can we have Eunice Olsen for Ketua Wanita !

and perhaps next Vice President candidate for Republic of Malaysia ...hmmmm

Anonymous said...

This is really 'Beauty and The Beast' in every sense of the words. The pictures show it all. Need I elaborate?

Anonymous said...

Waalaauu ... wheres the nearest S'pore consulate.. am migrating ..les go boys..thanks for the push Pat boyo...

eeyaw said...

Patrick,

This syed fler's God given testosterone was used by him to abuse fair minded Malaysians instead of applying it for sex.

Anonymous said...

From the 'mongol' ,the movie = i guees how altantuya looked like = can't be like 'eunice' lah, pat !!

Chet said...

More like foot-in-mouth practitioner.

DJ Khor said...

Dearest Mr Teoh,

Now that's a model nation. Having a drop-dead gorgeous chick for a MP.

If she wants to use ISA, use la. I don't give a fuck.

But if Shit Hamid just opens his mouth, sure something will go wrong somewhere.

http://wtfmalaysiangovernment.blogspot.com/

KY said...

Hahahhha you're hilarious!

chong said...

why putting up a bald shiit on your blog??? isn't it disgusting?

Anonymous said...

"Malaysia
Elected Member of Parliament
Errr...balding adult male, Bumiputra citizen...errr...oft-misquoted politician"

to add......

1/2 breed yemani basket.




- Anarky


:D

Anonymous said...

one million and one reason to vote for her and zero to vote for the lawyer below her; he wastes of oxyen.

clearwater said...

Ms Olsen can be my nominated MP anytime she wants to. Politics in Singapore has just got more interesting! She is ravishing! And talented. And so alive compared to our al-blur and his bald plate. This may be the crowning difference between political types from a developed country and a wannabe developed country.

Ah Beng Crosby said...

It is a no brainer to compare the beautiful and talented nominated Singapore MP with this dude. Even my asshole looks much better than him. And my asshole only spews shit all the time still looks a winner compared to him.

EdiÁ•ě said...

Syed has been the laughing stock in msia now...

I give syed respect for making MSIAN happy!!!!

Anonymous said...

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant!

Rom Nain

Anonymous said...

ha..ha..ha...ha

NIAMAH, he is a MP? More like a disgrace to society.

Anonymous said...

Ayoyo better don't give them the idea of putting beauty in parliament loh. What we need is clean civic minded citizen to be in parliament lah. I don't think jazz pianist, singer, actress, model and show host can tahan our parliament lah pity only. Our parliament is like a market a lot of vulgar exchange which should be rated XXX, luckily they show it at odd hours children cannot accidentaly see it.

CK said...

hahahaha.....

clear cut winner.

malaysian politicians are talentless bunch just look at the AHMNO VP nominees, just save for one who's good in transporting money...

GobloKing said...

Please correct yourself Patrick!

Syed H is not only Bumiputra citizen.

He is Tuan fr Ketuanan Melayu.

He is also 1st generation 100% bonafide Melayu from Indonesia.

For all the beauty, IQ, youth & talent in the world, Eunice O is a nobody in the world of Umno-bility

Sometimes I feel like we live in a parallel universe.

Where ppl demand real intelligence & wisdom in the real world for leaders, here we only ask that they be Bumi, racist & have a pulse.

DarkSide said...

Patrick..if you had read through RPK's posts in his No Holds Barred:Article 153 and the “Social Contract” and also in The Corridors of Power:Bala ‘U-turn’ and Raja ‘no-turn’ ,would you please enlighten me on what the posts are about?

I am not sure whether my connection or server has any problem because whenever I click the links to these articles, it seems that the pages appeared are all blank.. One thing for sure, my friends faced the same problem when they want to read the articles..

Could it be something fishy had occured? Did the Govt of this very Bolehland censor those articles so that people are not allowed to know the truth?

Please enlighten me or if you know any other links to those articles, please let me know..Thank you so much

Anonymous said...

Patrick, I must say you are damn good in contrasting things. The pictures shown really & clearly show the big difference between beauty and the beast.

Anonymous said...

Can I vote for Eunice?

Anak Perelih said...

SHA - Hush Puppies clothing spokesperson...

blueberry said...

first!

Anonymous said...

More differences...

Awesome
1. She has a PhD from Harvard
2.Self schooled without any aid from government
3. IQ 150
4. Thinks independently

Syed Autar
1. Passed Form 3
2. Went to a fully residential school and failed
3. IQ 65 below
4. Requires and aide to think for him

natives are restless said...

She can arrest me under ISA anytime ....

abdullahjones said...

good one. :)

Hilman Idham said...

mybe syed hamid kne jd model or artis b4 jd minister..mungkin baru terserlah karismatiknya..hehehe

Anonymous said...

My AV detected a trojan virus CpqsetVer.exe when I view your comments.

Jalapenos said...

@darkside:

Nothing wrong with viewing those articles at MT. I tried using Firefox and Google Chrome and it loaded normally. Haven't used IE coz I don't like it. :)

Chill dude, don't need to look into everything as a conspiracy.

SHEIK AL KHOR said...

Thank you, Patrick, for introducing Ms Eunice Olsen in your blog. She is greatly admired by most Arab men because of her beauty and talents. She is so attractive and I wish I could sit opposite her in the Singapore parliament.:)

Anyway, this is what I have discovered from Wikipedia, and I am sure your fans, readers and supporters would like to know more about this respected lady…..

Eunice Elizabeth Olsen (born 24 October 1977) is a Nominated Member of Parliament (NMP) in Singapore. Having been educated at St Margaret's School, Singapore, as well as Anglo-Chinese Junior College, she was also the winner of the Miss Singapore Universe contest in 2000.

In 2002, Ms Olsen was selected to be the co-host of Singapore's version of the popular TV game show Wheel of Fortune, produced by MediaCorp TV Channel 5. She played the role filled by Vanna White in the US version of the show, operating the puzzle board. She also appeared in MediaCorp's TV drama A Child's Hope.

Ms Olsen is an active volunteer, providing counseling services at the Toa Payoh Girls' Home and the Andrew and Grace Home for troubled teens. She has also volunteered at the Eurasian Association of Singapore.

In November 2004, Ms Olsen was appointed as one of nine NMPs, becoming the youngest Member of Parliament at the age of 27. She aims to raise awareness about youth issues and to promote youth programmes and volunteerism. In the parliamentary debate on Integrated Resort in 2005, Olsen called for stronger measures to address social problems of compulsive gambling, including mandating a loss limit for casino patrons and to require the casino operator to provide responsible gambling counseling services.

Ms Olsen is a Eurasian Singaporean, and has called for more representation of Eurasian community in parliament. She is of mixed Swedish and Malaccan Portuguese ancestry from her father's side and Chinese from her mother.

Ms Olsen also co-hosts the Singapore television arts show Front, and has served as a judge on The Arena.

In addition to the above, here is another link, published in The Star of July 9, 2006, with more information about Ms Olsen:

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2006/7/9/focus/14774228&sec=

Anonymous said...

OH! My! Is that the Sequel to Disney's original Beauty and the Beast? I love the first movie (released in 1992). I never knew I like animated film that much until I watched that movie.

Patrick, can you please tell me when will Disney release Beauty and the Beast II in Malaysia? I would love to bring my family to the cinema.

By the way, do you think my daughters (aged 4 and 2) will get nightmares seeing the enhanced features of the Beast? Please advise.

BY: Robotman

natives are restless said...

Naaaw!!! , we can't have her kind as MP here coming to think of it. Parliament will be packed full house on every seating ; even the YB's wives will be following their hubbies to Parliament.[ we can't risk another C4 incident can we ? ] There's gonna be mayhem and riots in parliament with constant comments like " bochor setiap bulan" etc etc....can't even begin to imagine the scenarios ????

Anonymous said...

pat,admit that without this 'ID10T'
blog yours = kurang visitors lah !!

winniechan said...

eh actually... cannot have such a pretty girl as MP. the kaum kaum lelaki will not be able to think as the blood all goes elsewhere. pretty women like Eunice should just find a wealthy batang and get married have offsprings even tho the batang could have had 3 wives/mistresses already... which is apparently acceptable for MPs.

Anonymous said...

pat, sure this is eunice's photo !?
some bloggers put the korean for altantuya lah !!

Esky said...

Syed Hamid- fast overtaking Semi Value as the MP we all love to hate... public enemy #1!

Anonymous said...

Why make so much fuss?

It is the Malaysians like you all for have voted in the beast.

It is very sad that many internet-savvy Malaysians did not even register as a voter. They rather spend time reading blogs (liek Niamah) and join in the circus of rediculing the corrupted @#$%s.

If you are reading this and yuo have yet to register with PSR, I urge you to do so. Because you may not be given a chance to vote even if you register closer to the next election.

Patrick

Please do you national service (a serious one, it will help your karma) to provide info to your readers on how to register as a voter. We want beauties in our parliment, to rid of all the beasts.

bean laden said...

HAHAHAHA Great one here

Anonymous said...

No need to place Eunice in comparison. A cockroach will do. I will still vote the cockroach!!!

Anonymous said...

These r wat i could think of

1) Beauty and The Beast

2) Bald and The Beautiful

3) Angel and Demon

:P

Anonymous said...

side-track : dr.CSL, pls keep a low-profile & cool down 4 the sake of chinese unity & revamp & let us slowly forget about your past scandal, ok !? let your president plan his strategy without your fault-finding or we can't FORGIVE you !! ( a non-mca chinese )

Anonymous said...

what the fxxk, Patrick Teoh! what is the purpose of your posting? showing hamid Albar against an unknown appointed politician from LKY land?

Old Free

Anonymous said...

hahahaha...........ROTFL!!! enough said, by just looking at the pics, we can tell who is the prick! not only that, we can tell who thinks with his prick!! hahahhahahahahah

Anonymous said...

Patrick

Now that you are working in singapore, I suggest you continue to provide the rakyat with the insights of Singapoe and how bolehland can learn from Singapore.

Most of you, use your celebrity status to bring awareness to the rakyat on things that we could have achieved if not of our corrupted politicians.

My message to Old Free:
LKY is anything better than any of the UMNO fellows. You should read more Patrick's blog to rid yourselves of the BN influnece.

the Razzler said...

Patrick..

This is a really classic comparison!! ROTFL..

Tabik spring to you . :) :)

tunglang said...

Oh Patrick, why show that guinea-pig Elbarr. Just spoilt my good mood watching that Eunice's smiles!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said…

THE TERMINAL CANCER, UMNO NARJIS & SI BOTAK, MUST BE REMOVED BY SURGERY, AS CHEMO DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE, WHATEVER DEEDS DONE BY THE POLICE IS UNDER THE DIRECT GUIDANCE OF SI BOTAK UMNO, JUST THROW THEM OUT AS ALL RAKYATS OF MALAYSIA MUST UNITE TO THROW THEM OUT GIVEN THE FIRST CHANCE TO AVOID ANY FURTHER INJUSTICES TO BE COMMITTED BY THEM!!! ALL THE RAKYATS MUST PUT ALL THE BLAMES TO WHERE THE SOURCE OF DISCONTENT STARTED THERE IS SOME POINT IN BLAMING THE OVERZEALOUS POLICEMEN WHO MUST SUBMIT AS WILLING MOUTH SALIVATING DOGGIES TO THEIR PRESENT POLITICAL MASTERS!!!

EVERYONE KNOWS POLITICS IS DIRTY, BUT NOW IN MALAYSIA JUSTICES UNDER THE NEW UMNO ADMINISTRATION ESPECIALLY IN THE NEW ERA OF SI BOTAK AND NAJIS IS WORST OFF, THEREFORE MONGOLIA IS RIGHT TO BRING THIS CASE TO INTERNATIONAL COURT TO SEEK JUSTICE AND AT THE VERY LEAST THE EMBARRASSMENT TO THE UNFIT PRIME MINISTER IN WAITING OF THE GOVERNMENT OF MALAYSIA

THE POLICE & THEIR BRUTALITY AGAINST PEACEFUL CITIZENS IN A NEW ERA OF UMNO SI BOTAK & NAJIS FIT FOR THE SEWERS ONLY. THE SELECTIVE USE OF ISA SCARED AWAY CAPITAL INVESTMENT TO MALAYSIA IN A CAPITAL FLIGHT AND NEXT THE POLICE BRUTALITY AGAINST PEACEFUL RAKYATS UNDER THE DIRECT GUIDANCE OF UMNO SI BOTAK WILL SCARED AWAY THE TOURISTS VISITING MALAYSIA THAT IS THE NEW ERA OF NAJIS IN HIS IN WAITING ADMINISTRATION.

WHY Razak Baginda, the fall guy, with no further obstacles or hindrances in sight for Najis in his ascending to the Top Power, has now been released??? The real murderers whose identities are obvious but are still at large, with RPK detained under ISA but just released and PI Balasundram exiled overseas there are no other major obstacles and hindrances to Najis’ ascendancy to the pinnacle of his power come March 2009. This is only obvious that UMNO has now the final say in justice with their man Zaki as the Chief Justice. This is the obvious Justice of Malaysia, the laughing stock of the whole world, Malaysia should be boycotted by the world communities for their greatest injustices towards human rights and common normal justices. THIS IS MALAYSIA UMNO’S MALAY SUPREMACY AT ALL COSTS BUT GOING DOWN THE SEWERS WITH NAJIS, THE NEW PRIME MINISTER IN WAITING AFTER THE 51ST YEAR OF INDEPENDENCE.

Anonymous said...

Kodomo Lion:

http://k41.pbase.com/g6/07/534207/2/75117096.r2ax448P.jpg

Anonymous said...

encik patrick teoh,

terima kasih sbb sentiasa menjadi the enlightened one.

encik patrick senantiasa memberikan saya idea2 baru bagaimana utk membenci kerajaan dan juga polis.

sebelum ini, saya tak pernah sedar keburukan mereka.

terima kasih. saya amat berhutang nyawa dan masa depan anak2 cucu saya pada encik patrick disebabkan oleh kebijaksanaan dan ke enligtenment encik patrick.

eunice olse tu memang cantik la. orang singapura memang agaknya dilahirkan bijak dan cantik dan baik.

pandai la encik patrick ni. betul! tidak ada salahnya kita memuji orang yg bagus2 seperti orang lain.

**peminat no1 the old radio four (skeleton in the closet, midnight show)

Anonymous said...

tis razak is indeed innocent cos dia where got kuasa to give c4 !!
which razak got the kuasa !?
me ? ...no lah ! ( razakecil)

Jard The Great said...

haha...this one is hilarious.. hahaha...

nways.. i like reading ur blog.. so honest..

Anonymous said...

tis razak said the other RAZAK&bini
not libat at all man, give him the
faedah of doubts or NOT !!??

Not-so-bald-bloke said...

Wait a minute, this ain't fair comparison. Eunice is a woman and the Malaysia MP is a bloke. How to compare? At least compair her to the fat lady of Wanita Arm-no Head lah...

aiyomanaboleh said...

Wow! I want to migrate!

Where her constituency ah?

Got her handphone no?

Aiyoyo!, visiting South will never be the same again.

Nuffnang