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Thursday, November 06, 2008

This is funny

Norman Hakim, you get the award for originality in bullshit.

There might be something lost in translation in this story from The Star which was reporting on a report in Utusan Malaysia so you will have to make your own concessions as you read the story. I want you to read it and form your own conclusions if this isn't the funniest thing you've read in a long time. Here it is...

ACTOR Norman Hakim is willing to take starlet Memey Suhaiza as his second wife if that’s God’s will, Utusan Malaysia reported.

Norman, 32, however, did not confirm whether he was in a serious relationship with the 20-year-old actress.

“My love for my wife (Abby Abadi) is still very strong. Every day, I pray to Allah that only death will separate us. I do not want to split up with her through a divorce,” said the Gerak Khas TV series star.

However, Norman said he could not rule out the possibility that he and Memey may be fated to be together in future.

This is the first time in my memory where a man has actually blamed God for his adulterous affair with a woman while at the same time swearing in God's name that his love for his wife is very strong! I know polygamy is allowed in Islam but I am also very sure that Islam does not condone adultery. This man obviously wants to prove me wrong.

Funny? No?

Now, before any of you rush off to accuse me of insulting Islam and/or commenting on something that I am not qualified to comment etc. please know that I mean no disrespect to Islam or Muslims. I just find one man's attempts at defending his selfish actions quite hilarious.

Niamah!!!


63 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man can be selfish bastards!Hell they will blame anyone and invoke God's name for the sake of a cu%#$!This guy wants to eat the whole cake himself so lets hope he chokes!

KY said...

blaming someone who can't actually speak up for themselves is a bit easier i guess

Anonymous said...

He is one dumb mother fucker and stop using God's name in vain!!! I feel sorry for his wife and whoever is going to marry him.

Anonymous said...

kesian tengok abby dekat WHI..

Anonymous said...

dear patrick,

what you said is what i also thought off but it seems he's blaming god for for his infidelity and got the cheek to say that he still loves his wife very strongly.

He really is using his kok to talk cock...it all boils down to he is two timing his wife and at the same time want to'eat' this young and juicy pussy for his pleasure.

Tiuu, i also can do this if I am a malai-mah!

Tokok like singing song!
PKM!

k4kenny said...

Yeah right....he is an actor right!!! The moment you take on an interest in another chick is equivalent to NOT LOVING YOUR WIFE OR PARTNER!!! God damn it, you Ab-norman(L), idiot! Don't bullshit in the name of your God that "fate" is what makes you take on another chick.

You already "sian" with your wife and you need another fresh juicy pussy is what you after. What da fuck are you trying to reason with to your poor wife???

Jed Yoong said...

fated mah....love is written in te stars....maybe they had those glow in the dark star sticker on the office ceiling where they were caught berkhalwating.

Anonymous said...

FYI.
The Malays and Muslims in Malaysia are NOT supposed to make public Divorce cases EVEN by the Syariah Courts.

There shall be no TV nor reporting of Divorce cases in Public [mass media etc] , it is strictly a family affair.

This is the opinion of the Great Scholars.

Our Mufti and subscription-based "Ulama" are NOT doing their job to instill the proper conduct of Divorce cases by the Syariah Courts.


The conduct of Malays and Muslims in Divorces cases, particularly, actors and actresses, have by and large caused ridicule and contempt.

Anonymous said...

Barrack Obama, father black, mother white and a Christian. President-elect of the USA.
Mahathir Mohd, father Indian, mother Melayu and a Muslim. Former PM of Malaysia. Who is first, USA or Malaysia. So, what is the big deal?
Do you think, Rev Jessie Jackson will ever win the Presidency if he was nominated as Democrats candidate? He even mis the cut during the democrat primary.
Just your thought and comment brother so people will not be mislead on Obama tag line "Change, yes we can"

Alexander Isz said...

haha this guy is full of crap... he cried most of the time and he certain that he'd end of with both as his wife, still (by the sound of it).. but people know the truth when they see one (hope they do!)..

p/s: uncle pat, people just misinterperet u for the things u say.. just keep on writing, i love reading all ur posts.. just the comments are abit annoying..

Anonymous said...

I felt like slapping him when I read the article.

Selfish brat!

He dares to do it but doesn't dare to admit.

Excuses..

Juanito said...

uncle pat, howdy.. the funny part is this - he wishes to marry mummy as the 2nd wife (if that is God's will) - WTF??? and/or but he doesnt want to comment on their affair - again WTF???

wtf is he trying to say? make up his mind la... today's paper on the other hand says that abby insists on divorcing..

so this brings me to think, how can a selfish a$$ like norman talks before he thinks? perhaps he shud ask himself, whose wife wants to share her husband?

opcharlie said...

obviously he's one dazed and confused muslim! perhaps still stunned and shocked, trying to figure out who ratted out on him.

Anonymous said...

Pat!!! have u read Star today?? Syed al-blur is saying that the main reason the close chow kit police station is because tu owner wants it back!!!!!!!!! This deserved NAIMAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Methinks too much acting in an unreal sitcom has scrambled his eggs.Waah..next time men get caught with pants down now have original excuse..!Only in Boleh land.. hey guys do you realise nowadays we need some really over the top jokes we just need to read the local papers for the comments speeches etc ..a word of caution though..may make you puke toooo!!
Nomans fan.

Anonymous said...

In Bolehland, from plotics to entertainment world, many have abused their religion to invoke the clause 'God's Willing' to fit their personal agenda.

Why not a fatwa from teh Fatwa Council to issue fatwa agaisnt thsoe who anyhow attribute their action to God's willing?

Anonymous said...

Abby shoudl forget about his selfish guy ...

Sue him for high separation cost.

Square said...

Yea....the very first time i read the story i went "WTF??!" yes, i love my wife very much but at the same time ar...I also love another woman and i think we are fated...Hm...well, since Islam allowed up to 4 wives...I wonder what else he will tell to others next time he wanna get marry again?

DJ Khor said...

Dearest Mr Teoh,

I don't understand his remark "Every day, I pray to Allah that only death will separate us. I do not want to split up with her through a divorce".

To me, the only way they can separate if ONE OF THEM DIES.

Why all the fuss? This goon can marry another 3 wives la.

http://wtfmalaysiangovernment.blogspot.com/

amoker said...

Yeah, their story got so many holes.

Ms J said...

nope, you are not insulting the religion in any way..take it from me..a muslim. it is folks like this man who takes no responsibilities for his actions and use god's name to 'justify' his lust. shame. and this is why the powers that be in malaysia shoul spend more time educating muslim men onpoligamy instead of pondering if yoga chants are a deviation from religion.

Patricia said...

I've just written in another blog that my brain can never accept polygamy - and here it is popping up again.

But this is the best one I've heard, yet!

Pat

sham said...

Thanks patrick for pointing it out.
norman acts is unspeakeable.
can lead to accusation of Islam allows adultary.Islam prohibit adultary.
i believe no religion allowed adultary.
therefore, my advice is don't judge the Islam by its followers.
if you have to, judge by its best follower;the Prophet Mohammad (pbuh).

andy lim said...

I read the report in The Star yesterday and I was wondering if you gonna blog about this and you did. That's the second most hilarious joke after our dearest leader's "Anyone can".

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,

First posting by me in your blog-kinda miss hearing your voice nowadays, esp in the morning talk shows...

My job takes me all over the world and I have visited virtually every Moslem country in Asia and in the Middle East. Never once had I come across a Moslem customer or an agent that had more than 1 wife. Many kids yes, multiple wives no. Some told me it is not possible to have multiple wives and some even said it is not in their culture to do so. I suppose it is the culture here???

siti zubaidah said...

I support you Abby.....be strong....be patient.....May Allah help you.....

And to the poor guy Norman....you have everything...and you blew it...serve you right....no more 3rd chance 4 you.....padan muka!!!

Richard Cranium said...

Every day, I pray to Allah that only death will separate us.

Hmmm. Sounds like a threat, no?

Anonymous said...

We had nothing to do with it. It is just this joker's gonads talking!

(GOD)

Anonymous said...

ladies !! marriage is SURELY a risky gamble one : if you are planning to marry someone whom u love veri3 much & without him = death, better think again3 b4 u leap, ok !? ( the experienced victim )

RIZLAN said...

FORCE MAJUERE... if i may say so myself... hahaha

K L said...

Recall the recent story about the Ipoh government officer who was caught in a hotel room with a foreign girl. According to him and his religion, one has to accept a free gift. There is nothing wrong !

anti-illuminati said...

Many "muslims" in bolehland or bodohland like to hijack ALLAH for justifying their misdeeds. Just get use to it especially the UMNO goons.

Fortunately ALLAH is the most merciful of all so they are spared.

Hajar said...

First thing is first, he got caught for committing adultery and has the decency to mention God? That's a load of crap.

Anonymous said...

Patrick,
This man want the whole cake. He says he loves his wife but is willing to marry another . Duhhhhhh............. he doesn't respect the sanctity of marriage and is a b............ I pity Abby and the kids , she just gave birth. He couldn't keep his pants on during the confinment.

Anonymous said...

Obviously this man has an affair and fails as a husband.

Of course when people are gatal, they start using "the name of God" or "leaving it to fate" to legitimise their illicit actions.

Pity his innocent wife, Abby and his two children.

This is the real "bloody bastard"!

Anonymous said...

if i were his wife, i'd say that it's fated that i have to castrate him for his adulterous ways.

mahyuddin said...

I vote. This is the funniest of them all.

Anonymous said...

he can go 2 h#$% wt d girl, and let abby live in peace wt d kidz

Anonymous said...

ladies, 'an eye 4 aneye '! if your man is gatal = you can be more gatal !!

Anonymous said...

Conficius said even a hero cannot escape a beauty's trap. What more Norman is no hero. So what he did is excusable. Obviously he should learn from one of those has-beens from MCA who commented the silliness of Chua SL for being caught.

Anonymous said...

Please lah Lorman, have you no shame using God's name in Vain. Why not you blame your father that you cannot take your eyes off meimei nice arss?

Instead you use the Alimighty's name in vain. Do you not know that it is sinful to use HIS name in vain?

What are you doing in the middle of the night with Mei Mei when everyone has gone back

You think nobody knows? Then how come Jais can come and catch you. No shame kah? How many times this happened?

Malu lah.

paul said...

normal lah, I love my wife BUT I ALSO love all the sweet young thing. He should also married those divoicee & get RM1000 some more. Where on earth can you do this?

Anonymous said...

abby, dun worry ! we are all your sincere friends ( of RPK too ), yr man ia evil = dump him 1st b4 he does , ok !! GODBLESS !

SHEIK AL KHOR said...

I don't mind taking Abby as my second wife provided the National Fatwa Council will not issue a fatwa against my good intention or to fatwa my desire for marrying her as haram.

If Norman's act is not haram or not against any National Fatwa Council's rulings, Abby and I may be fated to be together in the future. Insyaalah.....

plain_jane said...

i really have to agree with you this time pat.. ha ha ha..

Anonymous said...

abby dear , be my 1st wife !!

Anonymous said...

abby, saya not a muslim BUT interested in you, can I meh !?

Anonymous said...

abby dear, how r u ? be strong = you have us as kawan, ok !GODBLESS !

KIMHO8 said...

If he is my husband. I will cut his dick into dice.

Anonymous said...

poor abby. thanks to "husband power" that has trapped so many women in limbo (after all many muslim men seem to look at women as one-out-of-four... she's got NO way out. but props to the cheating maggot for "most original excuse". HAH! Destiny konon. After that Memey wannabe actress skank gets wrinkles... then who? the cast of 5 Jingga? *ptui*

Anonymous said...

abby, dun bimbang, kami sokong anda
ok !? dun cry, just dump him, a devil !

Anonymous said...

abby, do you have SCISSORS !? big one for cutting grass one ...hehehe

Anonymous said...

anon 108 : for WHAT !?

Vernette said...

Richard -- don't give him ideas... we all better not give him ideas... sometimes donkeys learn too...

C a R t i N i said...

abby!!.. go go.. chayok chayok!!

Yang Safia said...

i agree wit ye!!

Anonymous said...

abby, how r u !? GODBLESS !!

Gigantor said...

Memey kinda hot lah.

Life Spins said...

I had a good laugh the day I read the actual print on the local papers..
I had a better laugh now.. the way u interpret it...

This is what you call 'Jodoh di dalam tangan Tuhan'
can't fight Gods will mah'..
What more with reports saying that the parents agreed.. even better, even easier to get things done.. lol

Anonymous said...

somebody, someday, will make an eunuch out of him. cheating scumbag.

Anonymous said...

abby, pls say u ok !!

Anonymous said...

abby, u ok or not, say something ! oh ! you dun baca blog niamah ka !?
sorry ! anyway, GODBLESS !!

Anonymous said...

kalau dah dasar jantan gatal tu....!!

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