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Sunday, February 01, 2009

Do as I say ......

Adam: What tokking you la?

Did you know that Abdullah Badawi launched the "Buy Malaysian" campaign on January 16th? I didn't. Maybe it's because I have switched off to everything that our prime minister says or does these days. But he did la. Buy Malaysian only because it saves you money. It is good for the economy and helps Malaysia weather the current global financial crisis. In other words it is our patriotic duty la. Okay. So, the questions for members of the Malaysian cabinet and other Barisan Nasional leaders are:-

What car do you drive to work in? Proton? Mercedes-Benz?
What suits do you wear to official functions? Italian? Saville Row? Chong's Tailoring Shop?
Where do your children attend school and university? Cheras? Chelsea? Kedah? Melbourne?
Where do you holiday? Genting? Pedas Hot Springs? London? Paris?

You flers come out and tell us la that you've changed your lifestyle and are totally committed to the Buy Malaysian Campaign and I will even throw out my Japanese rice cooker and buy a periuk nasi tempatan. But otherwise, just shut the fuck up!

NIAMAH!!!

20 comments:

Azman said...

Yay, Patrick!!

Anonymous said...

Muttons pat all of them like they say cakap takda serupa bikin.

telur dua said...

You forgot to mention the expensive watches they wear. One Patek Phillip is worth more than ten tons of local bananas/pineapples. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Ya la! Those flers tokkok only la! Fook them kau2 betul!

caravanserai said...

Buy Malaysian products?
The rich will go elsewhere
Leaving you and me and the rest
Patronizing the local joints

The leaders only say
Then they do the opposite
Oversea vacations
Sending children to foreign universities
We have so many vacation spots
Colleges and universities to train our people
Saving outflow of funds
Helping the country’s economy

Only the poor and not so poor people
They will buy products and education
Made in Malaysia loud and clear
Even without the financial crisis
They are buying products locally

The sleeping beauty just woke up
Giving his advice walked away
He didn’t say no overseas travels
Everybody must go local

Sad isn’t it?
When the country faces the economic crisis
The PM came out buy local products
Other times nothing free for all
He should instruct Naheeb to increase FD interest rate
It shouldn’t be reduced less consumers spending
How to buy local products?
When disposal income too gone

Niamah he and his gangs have the billions
We have our hands and minds to scout our living
We don’t go anywhere; we are patriotic
Staying put eating local products

telur dua said...

Wait till you see the renovations and furnishings in their houses.

They are so far removed from the realities and hardships of the ordinary people and adding insult to injury they see it fit to pontificate. They sure know how to rub it in. Wow!

Anonymous said...

PATRICK TEOH - LUA MAH CHI BAI

Anonymous said...

Niamah!! You said it, Patrick!

Maybe the ministers should spend some time shopping in the local outlets...and do it even more often.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

BUY LOCAL IS TO SHOW THAT THE FLIP FLOP IS PATRIOTIC AND A GOOD PEEM BUT WHY HE RAISED THE PETROL AND DIESEL PRICES BECAUSE HE DID NOT HAVE THE RAKYAT'S INTERESTS AT HEART AND INTENDED TO MAKE THE RAKYATS SUFFER IN REVENGE FOR UMNO'S DEFEAT IN 5 STATES BUT NOW HE HAS NO WHY OUT BECAUSE THE DOMINO EFFECTS ON THE RAISED FUEL PRICES HAS CAUSED FOODS AND NECESSITIES AND ELECTRICAL TARIFFS TO INCREASE AND IT SEEMS THAT THEY ARE NOT COMING DOWN ANYTIME SOON DESPITE THE FLIP FLOP'S EFFORTS THE RAKYATS WILL NOT EVER FORGET NOR FORGIVE HIS BAD DEEDS TO THE NATIONS' ECONOMIC WOES CREATED BY NONE OTHER THAN THE FLIP FLOP PEEM AND HIS GREAT BULLSHITS. THROW HIM AND UMNO OUT THE NEXT ELECTION WILL RESOLVE MOST OF THE PROBLEMS CREATED BY HIM AND HIS TAINTED CABINET.

THE CAUSE OF POLICE BRUTALITY IS THE RESULTS OF BAD INFLUENCES FROM BAD POLITICIANS LIKE SI BOTAK, NARJIS AND FLIP FLOP WHO BROKE THE LAWS THEMSELVES WITH IMPUNITY WITH COVER UPS AND MORE COVER UPS, AS A RESULT THE PDRM IS COVERING UP THE 1,000 MURDERS THEY COMMITTED IN POLICE CUSTODIES.

You can cheat the people for some time but fifty years of plundering and cheating the coffers of the nation is too much. It looks like the coffers of the nation is their own kitty bank and therefore UMNO must be removed otherwise nothing would be left for our Children’s Children as the riches of Malaysia will be syphoned off by all these UMNO thieves, robbers & goons.

Look at the Billions in Wang Ehsan from Petronas for Terengganu State that were squandered by the present PeeM and his SIL Khairy on the Crystal Mosque and the Mariner Yacht Club and the other many Billions of the Federal Government are lost through the expensive purchasing of Helicopters, Aircrafts and Submarines by DeePM Narjis the most greedy of the lot who selected the most expensive so that he can receive kickbacks and bribes and resulting in the murdering of Altantuya for uneven split distribution of the loot. Do you think you can trust him to be the next PeeM, probably he would have sold off Malaysia including his mother for some gravy.

Throw UMNO's tainted cabinet members out along with all their goons will resolve most of the problems Malaysia is facing today and bring Justice back so that those who commit murders must be punished by Justice whether legal or spiritual at God's Grace.

GreenBug said...

You're right, Pat. I didn't even know there was a Buy Malaysian Campaign launched by the sleepy head. Niamah! I missed it! ;)

GreenBug said...

You're right, Pat. I didn't even know there was a Buy Malaysian Campaign launched by the sleepy head. Niamah!

Anonymous said...

Well said! Remember Yam Tuan's passing away ...... semua dah pigi holiday kat luar negri. Itu MB pun tengah berak kat London.

Tanco said...

KORECTT! KORECTT! KORECTT! KORECTT! KORECTT!

Anonymous said...

Buy malaysia is damn good move but what happens when USA says buy American and Europe says buy Euro and China and Japan says buy Chinese and Japanese? We see kiow kiow la. We want others to buy malaysian also la, aiyah, this type of mentality is for old dungus of the 80s.

But all this can be expected la, we have no idea what to do. Our economists are apple polishers only. Boss fart they say boss, u use nice perfume la. Can recommend ah?

Our experts only announce stimulus package, no one knows what they involved also. Every week also talk about stimulus package.

Now we are more consumed with by election, cross overs, new election, etc. We are dying like a frog in a slow boiling water.

Anonymous said...

Bodowi says "Do as I say not as I do....u stupid Malaysians"

Anonymous said...

gua berry patriotik eh. buy local, eat local, drive local and live local. Even sex also local eh (wife la cant afford anyone else). Boh liu ma, if got money, what local u talking la. Just buy whatever la, travel, everything imported la. Gua see those politicians only good tokking kok la. Local, my foot local

Melvyn said...

you really got it spot on Patrick. Totally agree with this post!

Soon Chuan said...

Exactly. Just shut the fuck up!

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Anonymous said...

yes bro do as i say not do as i do, this is the malaysian way la.

Nuffnang