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Sunday, March 29, 2009

A picture says more than 1,000 words

Over the weekend the BIG event was of course the Umno Assembly. And out of it has come happenings which will have far-reaching effects for every Malaysian and the whole country's future. But I am not going to dwell on those things here today. There are better blogs you can go to for that. Instead, let's have some fun here. Yesterday's newspapers carried lots of photos of the events at the Umno Assembly. The ones below caught my attention...

(photo taken from street version of The Star)

MY: Errrr....excuse me. I think you're in my chair.

NR: Yeah. I think he knows his time is over.

PL: (No response cos he's asleep)

Niamah!!! Contest

Caption the above photo yourselves. Be creative. This might be your last chance as a Malaysian to practise a bit of free speech. No vulgarities please! We'll leave that kind of stuff to 'them', ya? The writer of the best caption will receive a dinner package for four (4) persons at Damansara Village Steamboat courtesy of the blog owner. The judge's decision is final and no correspondence will be entertained. Closing date is April 1, 2009 and the winner will be announced here April 5, 2009. Have fun!!!

AND THE WINNER OF THE CAPTION CONTEST AND DINNER FOR 4 AT DAMANSARA VILLAGE STEAMBOAT IS.........

U-En who sent this.....


NR: No, you moron. That's MY chair. Wait your turn, you over-ambitious greasy-pole-climbing lecherous monkey.

AAB: You are both idiots. Wipe the Rahim Thamby Chik from your faces boyos. I never said when I'd get my narcoleptic arse out of this chair, so why don't you just--

(pause)

zzzzzz

8:17 PM

Thank you and congratulations, U-En. You've won a dinner for 4 at Damansara Village Steamboat. Please email your contact details to mortimer@gmail.com to claim your prize. To all the others who sent in captions and/or comments, thank you for your participation and for visiting Niamah!!!

And while you're at it take a look at this edited frame...

(photo taken from street version of The Star)

The faces of Malaysia's Prime Minister-to-be and also a photo of, possibly, Malaysia's future Prime Minister. Scary isn't it?:-)

Niamah!!!

99 comments:

Jed Yoong said...

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha HA
Good one, Patrick.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

.

Anonymous said...

MY - u think i really meant it when i apologised...

PL - Yeah right u bastard....if u didnt push me off the clif there wouldnt be place for u...

NR - * thinking and smiling * Both u losers think I am gonna give in to u two goons...I'll C4 u guys when i have my next chance...

Antares said...

Sorry lah... not entering your caption contest... just can't stand seeing those smirking porcine faces for more than 2 or 3 seconds... which is not enough time to think of some appropriate turds, I mean words, to put in their lying facial orifices.

Anonymous said...

http://www.petitiononline.com/pmbersih/petition.html


SIGN THIS PETTITION AGAINST NAJIB RAZAK BECOMING THE NEXT PM!!! SAVE MALAYSIA!!!

Anonymous said...

Believe me or not at any time when 3 in the picture, it will be disaster for all of them. Normally it will start with the man in the center.
Just wait and see what will be their ....I dare not say la brother, when you look at the two faces....wait and see ma.....

Anonymous said...

MY : HALLO BUDDY, HOW WAS MY BACKSIDE SCREW UP ALL THE WHILE.DO YOU LIKE IT . DO YOU WANT SOME MORE .

PL: NOT REALLY.YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH. YOU GOT TO DO IT AGAIN .

NR: YEAH, YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED ME TO SCREW HIM UP .I'M EXPERT AT THAT .YOU KNOW THE KINDA "BACKSIDE SCREW UP".WELL I'VE DONE THAT BEFORE.

Anonymous said...

Don't you feel ashame of yourself, as a celebrity doing this kind of thing to your country leader. Has there anymore integrity in yourself? Stop being anjing for PR, have your own mind.

Anonymous said...

The haunted photo spells bad omens

Anonymous said...

MY : dont worry we will take care of Khairy while ur gone

PL : yeah right ! u guys are all loyal dogs of Kutty

NR : Fuck ! How did this guy know that we were agents of Kutty and Israel ?

Anonymous said...

We are doom....the nation is doomed

DanLee said...

PL looks scared..so below are my captions.

MY: Pak Lah, saya dah minta maaf secara terbuka. Kamu pula la umumkan tarikh letak jawatan PM.

NR: Betul tu. Baik kau announce sblm i kasi hadiah C4 nanti.

PL:Ampun..Ampun...i announce sekarang jugak!!

caravanserai said...

The faces of triumph
Cunningly display pushing the one over
When they had done
Quickly offering apologies

The sleeping beauty
Long time in dreams
By the time he woke up
It was all over for him

Look at their eyes
The signs of Brutus
Golden opportunity mischievous smile
It was the day they planned it well

They talked of changes
They better start themselves
Baggages plenty allegedly hidden
For the years down the well

The sleeping beauty nightmarish dreams
At long last he gave it away
He couldn't stand the antics
He wanted to sleep his way

The cohorts got it
Now the iron fisted rule display
Only the people standing in
Watching them every detail writing down

For history has repeated it
Tunku, Hussein Onn and now
The time of ending
GE 13 the day the light bloom

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

The NIAMAH!!! Contest


MY: Pak Lah , its Game Over and you will go away on April 2nd?

NR: MuDin , you must ask again as i dont think he is awake.

PL: You 2 "monyet" are lucky as today is your day but wait and see i will do a U Turn on April 2nd.

Niamah !

Anonymous said...

MY - Now can I have that file you have on me for robbing Johor...

PL - Sure....you can pick it up from KJ...

NR - Ah Yes ....KJ....just tell your SIL to hand over my file on Altantunya including that Paris photo ....unless you don't want your SIL alive anymore....which I would be able to arrange quite efficiently for you.....

mike chong said...

PL: yes can i help you
MY: Thousand apology
NR: Not enough MY cause PL not stepping down

chong said...

NR: let's go party. i know a good place full with a lot of bimbos.

MY: let's Jom now... hmmm shall we bring bodowi?

PL: where is my pilow?

zmas said...

MY: Pak Lah, Let me offer u ; coffee, tea or me?

NR: Pak lah, my offer is ; coffee, tea or C4?

PL : ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Anonymous said...

MY : Sorry , I just follow the old man instruction. dont take heart. Cari makan ma...

PL : Not at all. I am ok. just wait me I am dreaming. Actually what is ppening ??..blur...blur...

NR : Hehe..Hehe .I am the good guy and yet mission completed. bodoh punya MY.

kate said...

MY : Look into my eyes... you are feeling sleeeepy.... Now repeat after me... I will step down on April Fool's Day....
PL : Dude, no need hypnosis lah. I'm sailing off to my mansion in Australia on my yacht. Oh n go on a diet, you two..
NR : Now, now, MY. Leave your ex-boss alone n stay in front of me where i an keep an eye on you. Rosmah said so!

jlshyang said...

MY: Just to confirm with you PL. You sure you're leaving on April 2nd? No April Fool ya.

NR: He better be...if not..

PL: don't worry la I can't wait to go! I haven't had enough sleep since becoming PM you know!

borneo headhunter said...

truly i gasped in horror thinking abt the future of our nation..still can't get over wit the reality that Najib is soon-to-be our PM..
PLEASE can anyone DO smthg to stop this???

kfchan said...

MY: Hee hee hee... didn't expected the Mahathir bomb leh. Me and my Najib boss here is Aces Go Places.

NR: Muhyiddin my boy... I love my ass kissed.

PL: F*#@ you both lah. Wait for the surprise on April 2. And if I don't get you, my SIL will get the revenge for me.

Anonymous said...

good one lah and finally you're back.

mut said...

PL : Why are all of them cheering?

MY/NR : Someone started a rumour saying that we'll be hanging ourselves with the red thing around our necks.......

Machiavellian said...

MY - this looks like the last supper, and I'm John
PL - well that just means I'm Jesus and Judas is about to kill me

NR - 'thinks to himself* Judas never had C4s:)

mut said...

MY : So how do both of you maintain such a smooth white complexion?

NR/PL : Botox lah !

k4kenny said...

Eat out my version....

MY: During your time, I "makan" tak cukup cuz AP issue has taken a blow and causing bad publicity by that former lady. So, it's my real time now...you ol' man, go take your family time nursing your 2 grandchildren.

NR: Yeah, you ol' man, time's up. Don't kacau macau here. My government will "buy" you free diapers cuz...everyone knows I got more money from the SUB.

PL: You 2 jerks...don't think I'm sleeping all along. I'm actually working behind...that's why KJ is now sitting pretty high up there. Hahaha. Hey NR, your time could be shorter than mine!!!

Anonymous said...

'maaf, pls forgive me telling u to step down ...ok? please lah, ok !?'
" ....forgive him lah, ok !?"
" as a muslim ,ok lah ! wat can I do now .... ....sigh !"
(stcin)

Anonymous said...

hey, @#$%^&* at 8.27pm : country leaders ? what shitty fcuk lu cakap,
pegi xxxx lah lu , celaka !

Mr Bojangles said...

MY: Notice that in a toilet bowl all the big chunks rise to the top? Well, it's our time now...so git.

malayamuda said...

MY - Jangan Persoalkan saya, u tak suke u boleh belah

PL - Celaka punye UMNO, u nak saya U turn ke on April Fool Day ?

NR - Saya tak pernah ambik gambar bertiga ngan MY and PL, TAK NAK !

Anonymous said...

MY-dah bungkus pak lah
PL-EH BELUM LAGI TUNNGU 2 APRIL BARU LU TAHU
NR-TUNGUU DUA DUA ENKAU I BUAT CHAR KUEW TEOW DAN BUNGKUS BARU TAHU.

matt

Anonymous said...

MY : HALLO BUDDY, HOW WAS MY BACKSIDE SCREW UP ALL THE WHILE.DO YOU LIKE IT . DO YOU WANT SOME MORE .

PL: WHAT DA YA MEAN? I DON'T THINK NAJIB IS LIKE ANWAR? NAJIB LIKES TYHE NORMAL ENTRANCE, THE FRONT ENTRANCE.

NR: HE,HE,HE...NO BACKSIDE SCREW FOR ME. THAT'S ANWAR'S FAVOURITE.

Anonymous said...

A picture does not say a thousand words, it's a thousand hatred words that bad mouth a single picture.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Don't you feel ashame of yourself, as a celebrity doing this kind of thing to your country leader. Has there anymore integrity in yourself? Stop being anjing for PR, have your own mind.
8:27 PM

You can leave this blog and be the 'anjing' for 'the other party'. Not all of us here are PR supporters, but we just want better leaders for our beloved nations. So please, save your immature comments with yourself.

Anonymous said...

MY: Excuze me, you're in my chair..

PL: I'm just warming it up for my son-in-law.

NR: *we shall see about that*

- dezmundo

Hardluck said...

MY : Hey, dreamer, your turn for the speech.

NR : You better don't talk non-sense coz I got the blessing from Dr M. He is here today, you better watch out.

PL : Don't lah, I am out already ( in his heart he said, my SIL still inherit my power - another 10 years or so, he will be here to teach you guys )

KoSong Cafe said...

MY: Pak Lah, sure you’re going ah? Can’t wait to be Deputy lah.

PL: Why so kan cheong wan? Told you already what. Don’t trust me, meh?

NR: Don’t you dare flip-flop! Don’t make me angry…you won’t like me when I’m angry.

phshwh said...

my: congrats on KJ

nr: should thanks me lah, we agree to let him win in exchange for Thursday, you got lots to learn my padawan

pl: ... (cursing quietly: niamah)

backStreetGluttons said...

Patrick
this is one of your best postings !
why ?
1. dun have the little boy's annoying photo on top, tho he's much more handsome than you ( or is that why ?)
2. you have captured the public's imagination of the top 3 Goons of UMNO in one fell swoop , one an unproven murder suspect , one an incorrigible all-can-see hypocrite and lastly the asleep-lah
3. when can you finally belanja us your tonic steam of a boat ?

Anonymous said...

MY : GOTCHA!
NR : Pathetic
PL : Huh! What? What?

Anonymous said...

MY : Niamah!!!

NR : Niamah!!!

PL : Niamah!!!

...and why not...? they are screwing each other anyways.

Ceritalah said...

MY - I have apologize. Sorry again for asking u to step down.

NR - That the way my boy Mudin!!! U see PL, i can control MY but u cant. Is my destiny to be PM.

PL - Ya ya ya... u r right NR... Come this 2nd April u will see who in control on who when I ask King permission to reshuffle cabinet and both of you OUT of it... Siapa control siapa ya! I got big ear to listen so jgn MAIN MAIN...

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Says:

WHAT??? TO HAND OVER POWER TO NAJIS IN DUE COURSE, WELL THE KING MAKER, TUN DR MAHATHIR, CANNOT WAIT, ONCE HIS SERVICES IS DONE, HE IS ALSO NO LONGER NEEDED, NAJIS INDEED HAS NEEDED THE TOP POWER OF A PEEM TO STAY FREE OF PROSECUTION OF THE MANY CRIMES HE HAD COMMITTED? IN THE POSITION OF NO 2 WHERE HE IS NOW IS STILL NOT SAFE FROM BEING SACKED AND PROSECUTED(AS IN THE CASE OF TUN DR. MAHATHIR VERSUS DATUK SERI ANWAR NEARLY 10 YEARS AGO)???

IF THAT IS THE CASE, TUN DR. MAHATHIR WHO IS SAID TO RULE BY PROXY HAD CHOSEN THE WORST CRIMINAL & THE MOST CORRUPTED EVIL OF ALL PROXIES TO RUN THE COUNTRY TO OBLIVION AND DECIMATED & DESTROY HIS VERY OWN GREAT LEGACY IN NO TIME, WHEN THE KING IS INSTALLED THE KING MAKER IS NO LONGER NEEDED?

NAJIS THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE WHOLE WORLD, THE PEEM IN WAITING FOR MALAYSIA, IMPLICATED WITH MURDER AND CORRUPTION HAS NO SHAME OR DIGNITY BUT TRY BULLYING HIS WAY UP THE PEEM POST, SUCH UNETHICAL & CORRUPTED PERSON MUST BE SHUNNED AND BOYCOTTED BY ALL WORLD LEADERS AND BY ALL.

ROSMAH CRYING CROCODILE TEARS, AS FOR THE C4 AND THE POLICE BODY GUARDS THAT WERE USED TO ANNIHILATE THE NAJIS’ MISTRESS ALTANTUYA BY BLOWING HER BODY UP INTO SMITHEREENS TO SATISFY THE GREAT JEALOUSY AND GREAT ANGER SHE HAD BEEN HARBOURING AND SEETHING FROM AND ALSO AT THE SAME TIME TO GET THEIR IMMIGRATION CONTACTS TO DELETE ATLANTUYA ENTRY RECORDS. BUT PI BALA GONE MISSING AFTER EATING FISHHEAD CURRY NEAR THE BRICKFIELDS POLICE STATION WHO RECANTED HIS FIRST SD WITH ANOTHER SD THE NEXT DAY UNDER DURESS FROM FISHHEAD CURRY TREATMENT FROM SOME POLICE C4 OR COULD HE HAD BEEN C4ED BY NOW AFTER DISAPPEARING FOR A VERY LONG TIME AND NOW LEFT 2 POLICE PERSONNEL IS LEFT TO BE THE SCAPEGOAT FOR THE MURDER WITHOUT A VALID MOTIVE?

KARPAL SINGH, GOBIND SINGH DEO, ALTANTUYA & ANY OR ALL OPPOSITIONS AGAINST NAJIS IS SQUASHED IN ORDER SO THAT THE SAID STIMULUS OF RM 60 BILLION FROM THE MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT COFFERS WHICH ARE NOW BEING DEPLETED BY NAJIS AND ONLY BENEFITING NAJIS’ CRONIES ARE THE ONLY ONES ESPECIALLY HIS SPECIAL PIMP/PARTNER/PROXY RAZAK BAGINDA’S NOMINEES COMPANIES WHO ALREADY RECEIVED A SECRET COMMISSION OF 114 MILLION EUROS INTO HIS COMPANY AS INTERMEDIARY TO THE SUBMARINES, HELICOPTERS AND AIRCRAFTS PURCHASES FOR THE MINISTRY OF DEFENCE

WHERE ELSE CAN MALAYSIA GO AFTER 51 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE???

THE SEWERS OF COURSE WITH NAJIS AT THE HELM AS PEEM BECAUSE ALL EVIDENCES HAD SHOWN HIS GUILT LIKE THE SMSES HE SENT TO RAZAK BAGINDA’S LAWYER, HIS POLICE BODY GUARDS, WERE INDICTED AS WELL, BUT NOT SOMEONE’S ELSE???

If the PeeM in waiting can be implicated in Murder and Corruption then why the Police Murderers & Autopsy Pathologist & now the double faced snaky diplomat who want to keep his job cannot do the same with impunity, they are just following the footsteps of their revered leader Najis who had done very well in swearing to Allah on the Koran and every one of them can learn on how to swear their innocence despite all evidences have shown their Guilt, so only Allah can give them the real Judgement come Judgement Day as there is no escape from Allah’s real Justice for the deeds they have done.

Bandit Najis had been cheating and robbing the Nation’s Coffers for years with fictitious and non existent Defence Contracts, with either non supply necessary or supply with inferior quality products, by awarding these to his wife’s nominee Companies.

Loser, Loser & Loser Najis UMNO & BN therefore the biased EC must choose the same date so that they can try to cheat by using Phantom Voters if the Pakatan is not too careful on all three fronts.

History will repeat itself the most corrupted of all, implicated in Corruption & Murder, call Najis will helm UMNO to oblivion.

Beware of the Najis & UMNO underhand deceits, filthy lies and dirty tactics which must be exposed so that they will be shunned by all Rakyats in order to be thrown out in the next GE.

The Era of Anarchy has just begun in the coming Premiership of Najis, the most corrupted of all corrupters, all Malaysians beware that they, Najis & UMNO, will spend Government Money to buy Chaos in order to impose Dictatorial Government without election or after they have lost the Election in GE 13, we have all learnt from Perak Government’s takeover by deceit and by force of using the Police Force which could be bought and the Assemblymen who were bought either with money or in kind like no case in court for their corruptions’ cases pending trials if they defect from Pakatan and of course the sole DAP betrayer could be bought with a great sum of money as Najis knew and as well as the betrayer that she could never be elected ever again in Jelapang and of course the pension sum must be huge including allowance for her permanent retirement for making a betrayal to Pakatan for short term benefiting of Najis?

There must be a good reason for the Sultan well learned in law and also once holding the highest office in Supreme Court took a lowly decision in support of the most corrupted Politician call Najis, PeeM in awaiting. No offence intended to the Sultan who was highly regarded until just now only, it is either he has been threatened with some secret files on him held by Najis, or like all the other froggies that had been lured by huge sums of money offered by the most greedy of Corrupters called Najis who used the nation’s coffers as his own kitty bank. Knowing very well that Najis would not last the next GE, this is the best opportunity to make some good cash funds for keeps as the next Government under PKR will be clean and righteous for the God, King, People and Country.

Not realizing that Corruptions breed even more Corruptions and this is the vicious circle and the people of Perak are ones who would suffer in the long run and they will not forget what a Sultan they have had. If Najis and UMNO is in Power it is most likely that the nation’s coffers would be decimated and there will be nothing left for our Children’s Children, therefore make sure the UMNO along with all their goons are thrown out the next election.

May Allah bless you the people of Malaysia

sheon said...

NR : the date, please?

MY : there's C4 under your chair, you better announce a date.

PL : oh is there?! ...geez..sorry, but i dozed off yesterday while thinking of a date....

artchan said...

MY : PL..You still here?

NR : I dont trust you.. MY

PL : NR, you have to watch your back

kk said...

MY: You old fart! Get your sorry ass off my chair!

NR: Who's your daddy now!

PL: Just watch it boys. My SIL will make you sorry that you were born!

Anonymous said...

my-pak lah u buried
pl-not yet wait 4 2/4
nr-not yet wait till i ta pau then u know ala c4

matt

Shiok Guy said...

MY: Pak Lah, its time you move on. Our (with Najib) time has come.

PL: Check my billboard at Federal Highway, it still high time for me. Keep Dream On!

NR: Niamah, Chiku-ling

****** Check the Billboard Here *****
http://shiokguy.blogspot.com/2009/03/pm-aab-parting-message.html
******

Shiok Guy

fairplay said...

looking @ their shifty eyes....both are saying:

WE ARE NOT DONE WITH YOU YET ABB!!!

Julian Chin said...

MY: What's the look for? You have only yourself to blame

NR: Yeah, time to go.

PL: Err, steamboat anyone?

Anonymous said...

MY: nyeknyeknyek, i dont have a chin ler bang...*raises one eyebrow*

PL: *consoles*, it's ok dear, you have a neck!!

NJ: *pondan tone* eyeeer PL, he be my neck I be his chin

PL: *sob* then who friend me:(((((



Note for the 'non-lame': basically MY the neck will 'angkat' NJ the chin

by Chicken

Anonymous said...

to anonymous @ 6:43pm. thanks for ur thought but u damn cheong hei one. go write ur own blog... :)-

my: u sure ur gonna leave come 0402?
nr: no-lah. he's gonna stay till he dies (in the office).
pl: hmmm. how did u know?
sv (not in picture): yeah-lah. just like me!

Anonymous said...

MY : You can utilize my 10 acre of empty lands just in case you need it for gardening during free time!

NR : I'll provide AA grade fertilizer for free! What do you think?

PL : Really? I'm so touched! You both are so kind!

Suffering Rakyat said...

MY: wooof woff woooofff woff woff woff woooooooofffff

NR: wau waaaau wauuuuu wauoooooo waaaaaaaau waaaaaau wau waauuu wauoooooooo

PL: gggrrrrrr ggrrr gggrrr gggrrrrrr roff rooooffff roff roff roooofff rooff

To me, they're not even anywhere close to humans. Comparing them to dogs is already considered "very give face".

Patrick, if I ever win this "contest", I'll pass the free steamboat. Please leave the food by the roadside for the four (4) hungry dogs. They need the food more than I do. Just in case you're wondering, the fourth dog is the one that wrote as Anonymous @ 8:27pm (that is one hell of a smart dog that knows how to type & use the net)

donplaypuks® said...

"Well, let's see you grab the keris and front-stab me now. You have the cojones for it, Mopey?"

Anonymous said...

MY : si khairy menang sudah..bolehlah undur sekarang.

NJ : kua akan jaga dia, jangan risau...berehatlah

PL : Kau caya sama lu dua...peace

Anonymous said...

MY : wang sudah pindah, bunglow sudah confirm, boleh start honeymoon sudah.

NJ : hihi...enjoy pak lah...enjoy yourself..(inside his head : bertuah saya ada isteri punyai kuasa luar biasa. dia boleh jatuhkan sesiapa sahaja dengan ramalannya....i love you altha...no no rosmah)

PL :(dalam kepalanya : penderhaka!!..beta akan balas dendam ini dengan khairy...cis)

The J said...

MY : eheh f@#ker u wanna go celebrate ya early retirement or not after this meeting?? i take u to damn power place got lots of hot chicks to f@#k 1..u sure like

PL :dowan la i wanna go home Zzzz d....summore i forget to bring my pillow today to the last ever meeting im gonna attend b4 i go n retire at my nasi lemak shop at australia which i use the rakyat money to built 1

NR : hehe wat hot chicks..MY liar la.. f@#ka PL ure gonna get it man no excuse .. i already plan it d u gonna get f@#k by my scorpio class k@k in the ass ..dah la i f@#k u politically for 6 yrs, tonight u gonna feel my tiny scorpio literally shaft into ya arse as a goodbye f@#koff gift then i m gonna ask me wife rospork to blow u up wit C4 so no wan can find proof

Anonymous said...

MY: Ahem... a thousand apologies, Pak Lah... please forgive me

PL: ( Thinking to himself ) ... that smirk on his face tells me ...hmmm !!

NR: (also thinking to himsef )....please, please..no u-turn ah ...just tahan 2 more days

Anonymous said...

Person 1: Mind talking(Im gonna bomb you!)

Person 2: Mind talking too(Yeah, he is gonna bomb you!)

Person 3: aduhai, ngape tengok hang dgn mata stim ni, mata I baru bangun tidor la, jgn perasan...I takan bagi, kempen tAK NAk!!!!

Jessica said...

yuck, those two look so shifty-eyed and bloated. bona fide creeps. compared with the upstanding, handsome and fit barack obama, the next PM is a pale quivering-pink-lipped wuss with some serious credibility & c4-fetish issues.

rainkiller said...

MY: I found out that many people are joining the Niamah!!! content, and the people are so funny that talking about us.

NR: What is the price?

PL: zzzZZZzzzz

MY: the best caption will receive a dinner package for 4 persons @ Damansara Village Steamboat *(saliva leaking)*, and the content close on 1 Apr 09.

NR: *(with eyes open)* What!!! fast! I wana join! hopefully my internet connection is fast enough....

PL: zzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

NR: don't tell Pak Lah about it, let's join the content, jom!

u-en said...

MY: Excuse me, you're in my chair

NR: No, you moron. That's MY chair. Wait your turn, you over-ambitious greasy-pole-climbing lecherous monkey.

AAB: You are both idiots. Wipe the Rahim Thamby Chik from your faces boyos. I never said when I'd get my narcoleptic arse out of this chair, so why don't you just--

(pause)

zzzzzz

donplaypuks® said...

My: Shall we announce the Istana installation today at the UMNO AGM?

MR: Yeah, apa nama, let's do it lah. Why wait? It's a very auspicious day, indeed! Firaun will also be here soon. Let's show him!

PL: No not yet, KJ 's not ready to be PM today!

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY to Pak Lah : Ampun, Pak Lah, beribu-ribu ampun.

Hamba mohon derhaka....

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY : Eh, Pak Lah!! After this lets go karaoke?

Anonymous said...

my : niamah u !
nr : niamah2 u !!
pl : niamah3 u two !!!

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY to Pak Lah : Boss. Dr. Mahathir said 1 blue pill cukup. Don't take two ah!!

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY whispering to Najib: Is he asleep or is he d..d?

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY to Pak Lah: Hey, Bos. Niamah!! is throwing a farewell party for you at his place. OK to go aaahh!!?

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

2,587 delegates swore they saw him move a moment ago.

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY to Najib: Maybe we should wake him up now. The General Assembly's over and the delegates want to go home.

Dylan said...

MY: Pak Lah, bangunlah, meeting dah over..

PL: Eh Din, hang pi cari si Jean tu, bilang aku dok terkencing dalam seluak.

NJ: Shut the f%#@ up, losers. I'm trying to concentrate on the puteri chick with the nice tits in row 3.

Anonymous said...

PLEASE PEOPLE, PATRICK'S FACE IS SCARY. U PEOPLE ALWAYS COMPLAINING. WHATEVER GOVERNMENT DO IS WRONG. THEN SIAPA BETUL? U? U DUN EVEN MAKE A CHANGE!!U FOOL!

Anonymous said...

APRIL FOOL'S DAY

That would be my caption. the pictures looks scary man. Out for blood in a vampire movie or what? or is the casts of a slime ball movie?

K L said...

MY : Hey Buddy ! Please wake up and get up man !

AB : I am fully awake now as the parcel underneath my table has been removed already !
I am not leaving or resigning after all !

NR : Hello ! Don't play play lar! Where got such thing one ! Election is over and they have elected me already mah !

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY to PL:

Boss, you want me to change your Pampers?

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY to PL:

Boss, can I dance the Last Waltz with you?

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY whispering to Najib:

Is he really asleep or is he just playing dead?

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY to Pak Lah:

I highly recommend the house specialty - Mongolian Hot Pot with spicy C4 sauce.

Anonymous said...

MY & PL :mindless but courteous conversation (use your imagination)

NR (lost in thought): mmm...cute chick by the door.....

jasgill said...

NR: I am so happy that being the political son of my father you have honoured him by handing over the President's post to me and consequently the PM's post too.
MY: PakLah, you are a true son of UMNO and I would like to be your political son, can I?
PL: Hmmm as far as I am concerned, both of you are sons of bitches and I am glad I will be free of your backstabs now.

pah nur said...

PL : And now, the end is here
And so I face the final curtain

MY : Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When you bit off more than you could chew


NR : For what is a man, what has he got?
If not himself, then he has naught
To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels
The record shows the bitch I blew

All in a chorus: AND DID IT MY WAY!!!!!

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY to PL:

Hey, boss. Remember to pass me Najib's file before you leave OK?

Chow Kit Cowboy said...

MY to PL:

Boss, the Sabah delegation just called us "pondans" and "dah bocor". Is it true?

new fart said...

"If a picture can tell a thousand words" is any truer, well...this is it! Look at them....pathetic isn't it, to think that this country can have these galahs as leaders.
Hell, where are all the decent people in Malaysia? Shame...shame...shame!!!

natives are restless said...

"Mmmmmmm ...let's eat... dinner is served "

donplaypuks® said...

NR: Ask me any retirement favours you wan, but friendly warning, don't start your own blog or refer to the Mong..Altan...I mean dat Chinese woman Aminah, okay?

MY: And no office on 88th Floor Petronas Tower okay? Iskandar Tower basement, maybe!

PL: Alamak, mood spoil bros! Thot of asking for free trip to Mecca with small delegation of 100 ony for Haj and on de way stop over 1 month at Disney Euro. But dat Indon Pendatang Toyota and his Missus oreddy spoil everytink! Niamah!!
http://donplaypuks.blogspot.com

new fart said...

I think Pak Lah is a decent man. But the people of this country are not going to forgive him for missing the opportunity of making this a fair and just country for all, even though he was given such a massive mandate! Such a shame and very sad indeed!

Anonymous said...

MY: Sorry la, PL - now will you forgive me if I do to Him what He did to u? So that he cannot finish his term, too? How about that?

PL: Hmmmm...go ahead...make my day..then KJ got chance

NR: U two go bisik bisk la...this is my Destiny! My WIFE said so!

Manaboleh

Anonymous said...

my : @#$%^&* !?
pl : you too !!
nr : hehehehe !

pendekar bukit said...

not half as scary as your face and the way you exploit your own son to make your blog more attractive

maybe no one has said it ebfore but you are a racist PIG

Haris Abdul Rahman said...

NR: I realised that I can't do this alone. Pak Lah, let me introduce you to my friend Yoda.

PL: The force is strong with this one ....

Anonymous said...

NR - Ngeh ngeh ngeh...(Thinking to himself) I will earn millions by manufacturing C4s...

MY - Hmm..I think i should go kiss NR's ass later

PL - Help me guys...i think i am falling asleep soon!!!

Anonymous said...

NR- Niamah. hee hee

MY- Chibai. Hee hee

Pl- Ha?

Leno said...

MY : We told you not to work with the corrupted sex-maniac Sodomist.

PL : How will I know that DSAI will still continue to sodomise his clerk when he almost could become PM.

NR : aise ... that guys a corrupted sex-maniac ... really hopeless but we dont blame you because even Lim Guan Eng and his father still want to shake DSAI dirty hands ... tsk .. tsk ... tsk ..

Anonymous said...

my : @#$%^&* you !
nr : hehehe !
pl : no, i prefer my fighting fish !

Anonymous said...

MY: Errrr....excuse me. I think you're in my chair.

NR: Yeah. I think he knows his time is over.

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