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Sunday, March 15, 2009

What the F***!!!

Adam: What!!! You don't say!!!

Some of my friends believe that politicians, especially Malaysian ones, say the darndest things. Okay that's correct I guess. I even get a few laughs once in a while from that kind of thing happening. But these days our politicians have gone one step beyond 'darndest'. These days it seems more appropriate to say, Politicians Say The Stupidest Things.

The Star today published an interview with Azalina Othman, the minister of tourism who is embroiled in some controversy involving the MACC's investigation of her ministry and her staff for corruption. Anyway, the interview isn't what interested me. It is the usual political drivel in politic-speak which nobody really understands anyway. What caught my attention were these 2 questions the reporter asked and Azalina's answers to them. Be careful from here on because you might hurt your jaw from laughing too hard. Ready?

The Star: Why did you take your father with you? (She went to see PM Badawi on Thursday)

Her classic stupid reply: I am not married. I can't be walking alone right? Being a Muslim woman, the right person to accompany a single woman would be the father.

Huh??? What??? You are not married and so you can't be walking alone???

And then further in, the paper published this quote (with nice photo and all) from UMNO potential Deputy Prez, Muhyiddin Yassin which is so laughable it almost defies belief.

He was rubbishing Universiti Malaya's findings of a recent survey on the public's choice for the Umno deputy president and so he said,

"I also went to university. I can concoct a study to show whether I'm winning or losing."

Meaning? You also went to university so you also can concoct falsehoods? Is that what our univeristy graduates learn to do?

Not to be outdone, the Toyo fler jumps right in.

"If all the allegations were true, why attack me in the State Assembly? If there is any wrongdoing, report it directly to the MACC."

Why not accuse you in the State Assembly AND report you to MACC too? Any particular reason?

And finally, today must be a very good day for Mat Rempits all over the country. They must be laughing their heads off.

The newspaper headline read "SELANGOR POLICE TO COME DOWN HARD ON MAT REMPIT"

The state deputy police chief Jamshah Mustapha threatened that he will not tolerate Mat Rempits breaking the law. And as usual the threat was that the police will "come down hard" on them. As any ordinary Malaysian motorist will tell you Jamshah, Mat Rempits thumb their noses at the police all over the country everyday la. So your threats are as empty as politicians' promises so why waste your breath?

Motorcyclists run red lights in front of traffic policemen. They don't wear crash helmets. And the other day I saw a kap cai fler cross a junction on a red light and drive across the road to park right next to a police patrol car going the opposite direction!!! This was not on some kampung road. It was on the Sultan Ismail/Jalan Ampang junction.

Come down hard issit? Don't say stupid things la. Just shard up la. Can or not?

NIAMAH!!!

38 comments:

ayor lemuju said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaH!!!!

Anonymous said...

Watch it Ah Pek or you will bw adding to the six we know. Ha Ha Ha

Anonymous said...

Kan NiN Neh....all the UMno
Bastard.

CHIA, Chin Yau said...

We want first class politician/civil servant, we must be first class citizen. First class citizen is the boss, not the slave of dumbhead politician/civil servant.

So we need to think hard, where are we heading to, are we the one who allow these moron to be our "manager"?

Samuel Goh Kim Eng said...

WHAT TO SAY AT ALL?

If you don't have anything sensible to say
It's the best not to say anything at all
So don't open your big mouth either night or day
Unless you have something important to say with gall

(C) Samuel Goh Kim Eng - 150309
http://MotivationInMotion.blogspot.com
Sun. 15th Mar. 2009.

malayamuda said...

they are so stupid ........anyway arent we used to these stupid replies and double standards !

Anonymous said...

idiots brought up under the ketuanan system behave exactly like an idiot.

niamah, you think this is bad. look at moron Ipoh mayor. how was he put there if not for his stupid name. he served a notice to the trees and within 48 hours had the plaques uprooted. you think thats moronic? no, he sent it to the police station and made a police report.

niamah this ketuanan idiot. if he wants umno to lord over ipohans, just say so. why the pretensions, you idiot ketuanan.

Patrick, how were these ketuanan idiots reproduced?

Busy Bee said...

Yeah, I also saw these quotes. And I am utterly disgusted with what that second man wannabe said - because I came from UM and we do not just spin things out of thin air!!!

Bloody idiots running the country!!

hamba said...

It's the theory of evolution umno style. the theory states that all umno leader evolved from Mat rempit ( this is after a few head banging session on concrete divider). Umno female leaders meanwhile evolve from bohsia ( also after a few head banging session on the road surface). so it would not be a surprise to get garbage coming out of their mouth. There's really nothing inside their head. It all hot air and a few broken marbles...

Anonymous said...

Is Malaysia really short of 'boleh guna' poiticians to run this country? Its a non-solvable puzzle that all these darndest mellon-heads keep sittng on this country top posts in the lime light. Why can't they just die!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Pat,
It seems that our nincompoop Ministers are rubbishing our hard-earned money talking trash.They are wasting the public money and the second stimulous package of 60 billion ringgits would be ultimately going to bailout their cronies or associates rather than people like you and me.

Jiggee Jon said...

Friggin A, ur damn ryte PT!

KY said...

not sure about coming down hard on rempits but the least the police can do is to set an example by wearing seat belts already.

Anonymous said...

hahahahhaheheheheahhahahaha

LOL ROFL LMAO ROFLMAO~~!!!

thats all i hv to say..

mohd ali ismail said...

You voted them into the Government and you have to edure their antics.When you buy bad apples you get bad apples.For some,they just pay for things they want to buy and neglect their rights to choose the best and again its your own fault if you are short-changed.Don't fret,live with it.We live in BOLIHLAND anything goes!

Anonymous said...

aiyaa,
all tis to sow what is between their tiny little eyes .. I pity the poor graduates who came from the same u as that fler .. so many concocktions can be done la...not necessary to go to uni to be able to do that la..read eery day in the paers ..fkwits la.. prbiously no worries no slowdown no recession no rise in unemployment butt now the shit has hit the kipas le..

onlyin blehlan

fusuna said...

hahahaha...
what in the world should she gave the answer such like that???

niamah!

Anonymous said...

from my sincere heart & ONLY to Perlis honourable SULTAN :

"Daulat Tuanku, Daulat Tuanku " !!

Aiyoo said...

This describes the malaysian politicians in a darn good way!


A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was such a good idea. 'Do you enjoy it?' The doctor asked. 'Well actually, yes, I do', she exclaimed. 'Does it hurt you?' he asked. 'No. I rather like it.' 'Well, then,' the doctor continued, 'there's no reason that you shouldn't practice anal sex, if that's what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.' The woman was mystified, 'What? You can get pregnant from anal sex?'’ 'Of course,' the doctor replied. 'Where do you think politicians come from'?

mohd ali ismail said...

Patrick,
These people are not so bright and that is why they are politicians.

Parpu Kari said...

GEMPAR BERITA TERKINI MENGENAI PIMPINAN PKR!

BACA DI SINI!

http://parpukari.blogspot.com/2009/03/yb-fairus-tkm-1-pp-akan-meninggalakan.html

lim said...

ha... may god bless the good person... that it call the malaysian stylus...lol

Anonymous said...

I don know that our Tourism minister had half a brain until the comments she made.

Ah-mat R said...

Our police? They have no credibility!

Anonymous said...

Patrick
R U appearing in PCK SDN BHD ? Hope NTV7 acquires TCS's "Red Threads" which i learnt you play a significant role. Keep it up.

Anonymous said...

Pls link the article…

MUHAMMAD TAIB SAYS UNIVERSITI MALAYA IS THE BEST IN ENGLISH!

http://sjsandteam.wordpress.com/2009/03/22/muhammad-taib-says-universiti-malaya-is-the-best-in-english/

kah kah kah... MI NO SPIK INGLIS... MI NO PIL POM... kah kah kah...

March 22, 2009 2:25 PM

Anonymous said...

Hey ! Interesting.......

Pls link the article…

MUHAMMAD TAIB SAYS UNIVERSITI MALAYA IS THE BEST IN ENGLISH!

http://sjsandteam.wordpress.com/2009/03/22/muhammad-taib-says-universiti-malaya-is-the-best-in-english/

kah kah kah... MI NO SPIK INGLIS... MI NO PIL POM... kah kah kah...

pendekar bukit said...

Bukit Selambau anak tiri Pembangkan, read it here

http://selamba-u.blogspot.com/2009/03/bukit-selambau-anak-tiri-pembangkang.html

Anonymous said...

Everyone...it is compulsory for all of you to read this http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/world/asia/24malaysia.html?ref=world

Anonymous said...

Everyone... It is compulsory for you to read this http://www.nytimes.com/2009/03/24/world/asia/24malaysia.html?ref=world

Anonymous said...

Gurmit Singh came to Malaysia for Phua Chua kang Sdn Bhd.

Patrick Teoh went to Singapore for The Red Thread.

A good example of exchange of talents across the causeway!

Anonymous said...

Patrick
Any Niamah comment concerning this report on The Star dated 26 March?

=================

Shabery: No space for online media

ONLINE news reporters may not have been issued media passes for the 59th Umno general assembly because the areas designated for the media were cramped, Information Minister Datuk Ahmad Shabery Cheek said.

He said the organisers could also be worried about security because of the sheer numbers of people converging at the Putra World Trade Centre in Kuala Lumpur.

Ahmad Shabery said the Government had no problems with the alternative media reporting on functions and activities.

“We have issued media accreditation to them but we cannot intervene if the organisers do not want to allow them in.

“There may be valid reasons as the limited areas for journalists are already crammed,” he said when met at the sidelines of the assembly Thursday.

“People with malicious intent may replicate the media tags to gain illegal entry into the assembly’s proceedings,” he claimed.

He said the ministry did not have any control over who should be allowed to cover a particular event as it was up to the organiser to determine if they wanted any specific media firms reporting on their activities.

He claimed other parties such as PAS and DAP have also banned news organisations from reporting on their events.

pendekar bukit said...

Haiya patrick

only you can do sarcasm ah? Other people do it goes over your head ah?

Wah university or whatver else kind of poll cannot be rigged ah?

anyway here is a crony story you may not like so much

Indians feel betrayed by Anwar in Bukit Selambau
read it all here
http://selamba-u.blogspot.com/2009/03/kaum-india-kecewa-dengan-anwar-di-bukit.html

Anonymous said...

Aiyo, talking about those funny replies, maybe u should also quote what Samy's son replied to the inquest on the mystery death of his beautiful sexcretary. Paid 200k, and studies and car and said No Sex. Think we all so bodoh ah! Niamah betul!

pendekar bukit said...

Sayuti Omar ejen Fitan Anwar

Baca di sini
http://selamba-u.blogspot.com/2009/03/orang-kuat-anwar-sokong-najib.html

Anwari Jub said...

Fu** ALL OF YOU HERE .....morons!!!! especially to you Patrick Sepet .....

Tangjung Bunggah Resident Crying !!! said...

This is happening in Penang.

Look at the cry of Tangjung Bunggah Resident Association here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOVHDRt1vQA&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRVzadwtjk4&feature=related

Serious allegation that CM Lim Guan Eng is having close relationship with developers!!!

Hillslope project up of 60 degree gradient and resident complains CM do not want to listem to them.

At least you in Bkt Antarabangasa is luckier.

So good for Phakatan, politician all same, cakap tak serupa bikin!

Anonymous said...

I think we need to call George Bush ( King of idiot) as our adviser to manage the country.

Nuffnang