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Thursday, April 09, 2009

No balls!

2 got balls. 1 got batang. How la dei?

And so the 3 by-elections are over and the results were, to say the least, a bit expected la. BN won in Batang Ai. PKR won the 2 West Malaysian ones. Quite expectedly conversations around the mamak stalls will be about this happening. So, I want to share with you something that I actually overheard at a mamak stall near my office this morning.

A couple at the next table to me were discussing what they were reading in the morning papers. And the wife commented, "Batang aje!" I presume she meant that BN only won in Batang Ai.

Then the thought occurred to me of how true the metaphor is. It's like saying, "Eh! The fler got big batang only but no balls la. Hahahaha...". You know what I mean? :-) So in a way, the BN got castrated in Batang Ai. Hee hee hee...sorry la but I enjoyed that.

I suppose by the same token the PKR flers got the 2 "balls" but got no batang. Also no good, right?

One got penetration but no juice. The other got the juice but no delivery. Hey! So who says there are no eunuchs in government anymore?

Hahahahahaha.....sorry I mean...NIAMAH!!!

26 comments:

Adriel D.K said...

Normal lar, no batang but got balls to do it, then sometimes got big batang but no balls to do it hahaha

Anonymous said...

Patrick,
My version is that Pakatan got the boobs while barisan got the dick, but its OK for Pakatan as it's complete with the vagina as a Woman, but for barisan an Eunuch with no bullets. Wah lao eh! Not much use without the balls.

Theshi said...

Dear Patrick,

The phrase no balls can also be extended to the cabinet line up. Najib has no balls.

DJ Khor said...

Looks like PR prefer tops while BN prefers the bottom half.

Pat Teoh is a CACAT wanker said...

Hi Pat,

Very true, very true, very true. Got 2 balls but NO LEGS.

Hahahahahaha....Sounds like you, huh??? Got 2 balls but NO LEGS.

Tiu niama, fucking HANDICAPPED faggot wanker!

wandererAUS said...

Muhyuddin cockily commented before the by-elections that UMNO will have one batang and two balls. Sad, this goon is now left with one batang and no balls...a newly crowned eunuch servicing his boss!

amoker said...

Muhyiddin can go away la.. waste time. Well, you need balls but you don't need batang to please a person.

castrated said...

This post is soooooo gay! hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Pat Teoh is a CACAT wanker is an Idiot!!!!u have the right to call ur wife, ur son, ur father and mother cacat but u don't have f.... right call others cacat.

Shamsul Yunos said...

most of the eunuchs are now in entertainment

cikgu said...

that election was a pondan election. LOL. Why? Only pondan has two bukit and a batang ai(r). If its two bukit and one lubuk (antu)then its female. Hahahaha.....

CK said...

haha... as usual, you did it Pat.
BN left with no balls haha...

Anonymous said...

hahahaha ... lanjiao la !

Anonymous said...

Overheard at another mamak store (true story this):

Customer: Brother, roti najip satu.
Waiter: Roti apa itu?!!
Customer: Roti tanpa telor, lah!!

Anonymous said...

cacat can still father children. don't play play.

NIAPAH

Anonymous said...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3396/3432378028_5166874b03.jpg?v=0

Uncle Patrick, I saw you in Singapore today. Well done! :-)

monsterball said...

hahahahaahaha....At least more and more Malaysians know UMNO have no balls.
Bernama new name for PM...Niaf Ton Rasa.

novice101 said...

The Malaysian Insider says Muhyddin and Mahathir wonder why the Chinese and Indians have disdain for the BN. Why are MCA, Gerakan and MIC doing? Can't they do a correct analysis and provide an answer or is UMNO not listening?

There is no hope for peace in Malaysia when the people ruling the nation are 'confused, perplexed and puzzled' why part of the populace show disdain towards it. They think tossing millions of ringgit to build Chinese lanaguage schools should do the trick for them. This as what they did and it worked for them in past. The Chinese now realise they have been taken for a ride but it looks like BN is still 'FantasyLand'.

Chiinese language schools are just that, schools! They are lifeless structures but here we are talking about human beings, emotional issues concerning the Chinese should be properly addressed.

I think Muhyddin is faking ignorance because in his very next breath, he issues a veiled threat by asking if the Chinese and the Indians are beginning to think they are now the kingmakers. With this type of arrogance how can you win the hearts of the non-Malays.

katztales said...

Very funny. Thanks for starting the week with a giggle!

Anonymous said...

one sentence sums it all..

seik see orr farn!!!

nazz said...

Mua ha ha.. i am judging by the photo.. lol

EU_Guy said...

You know lah...very normal for UMNO (Muhyiddin) to tell the Chiness and Indian as going to be the 'kingmaker' in future elaction - just to frighten the 'malay' on the otherhand so that they would come in a big number to support UMNO !!. One again they've learned from TDM or LKY to the old 'scare-mongering' strategy, that will never work ! Malaysian of new generation are no longer stupid as they used to think before.

Anonymous said...

Mr Niamah

What is your undertanding of "One Malaysia" as advocated by our PM?

Anonymous said...

ICT now known as "International Cultural Technology" exclusively in Malaysia only. Cyberjaya now control by our Rice Yatim (very "koh liang, ah. in hokkien)Soon twin tower too.

Anonymous said...

Patrick

You must read Marina Mahathir's entry in her blog:

http://rantingsbymm.blogspot.com/2009/04/expensive-entitlements-of-simple-man.html

It is about Khir Toyo's Dineyland escapade ...

Here is waht Khir Toyol said:
I have my entitlement. If I were to reduce my entitlement to what an officer gets then what is the officer going to reduce to? I am the chairman. There is the deputy chairman, board of directors, government officers going along. If I fly business class (not first class), then what happens to my state secretary? He will complain.

Anonymous said...

aiyah ! ONE malaysia = WANT malaysia
= i want this bolehland the way my bini wants = all of u squatters squat
nicely & SHUT up !!

Nuffnang