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Monday, April 20, 2009

No la...I only fly 1st Class because...

"When you do something bad to people, one day God will do something bad to you. Wait and see. Time will tell"...Khir Toyo
(You got to admire the man for his gall)

Politicians are well-known for being creative but I think a prize should be given to Khir Toyo, the former chief minister of Selangor. The man is currently being grilled for his and his family's use of state company Permodalan Negeri Selangor Berhad's money to go for what seems like very expensive holidays disguised as 'study tours'.

When he was asked why he needed to fly 1st Class on these trips his reply was almost to say...... "if I as the boss don't travel 1st class then how? Like my underlings have to travel in classes below me, right? So if I travel business class then some of them will have to sit in Economy and then those lower down ones how? There's no more seats after Economy kan? That one cannot la. I cannot treat my people like that."

"I have my entitlement. If I were to reduce my entitlement to what an officer gets then what is the officer going to reduce to? I am the chairman. There is the deputy chairman, board of directors, government officers going along. If I fly business class (not first class), then what happens to my state secretary? He will complain. If I am travelling alone it is easier. But I am travelling with a group of people and if I downgrade myself - it’s a problem for the others. But I never ask (for the pricey presidential suites or first class flights). Whatever they provide, I go along with."

Does the above statement sound familiar? I seem to remember that not so long ago 2 PKR flers used almost the same excuse when they were allegedly offered women for sex in return for something or other in their capacity as officials. "How can I refuse? People offer I must accept la. Cannot be rude kan?" Heh heh heh...

If you think that is funny and sounds like the man was just making a joke read Marina Mahathir's take here and the full "The Star" interview with this clueless arrogant man very obviously clutching for straws here.


NIAMAH!!!

51 comments:

new fart said...

Just looking at his disgusting face makes me puke!!! Someone should haul his and his wife's sorry asses to prison and let them rot there. If not, wait till they meet their Maker when their day comes!

pilocarpine said...

no need to wait for time to tell..

time already telling...

i remember CM penang, YB lim GE did travel economy, does this mean his secretary gotta sit on the floor flying?

Anonymous said...

I really don't know what these politicians think of the people they supposedly are representing or how stupid and obtuse they think we are.Remarks like that reflect the arrogance and lack of respect for the people.And the worse thing is they'll get away with it without a single toot from their masters.Where's the anti corruption thingummy body.So fast to jump on some people? What now?
And we have cretins like these for leaders?No wonder we are going that away!!

T. U. Lan

Anonymous said...

I totally agree that a prize should be given to the ex CM or Mr. Broom.

I think his favourite is a broom.

Who would like to have the honour of presenting the broom to him???

Anonymous said...

Ayiah, why he so stupid. Plane got cargo bay mah. That's where they keep pets.

Joke aside, Patrick. For once (very rare) you talk cow sense. No need to rub salt on his wound. Just give him more rope to hang himself. Dogs .. eh? I mean politicians like him don't deserve to be roaming around. Don't even know basic street smart politicians' rule of thumb 'Eat already must know how to wipe the lips'. Further this idiot don't even know how to lead .. 'just follow'.
But your cow sense ran out half way through your piece. Politicians are suppose to be polite .. ability to smile while he stab you in the back. Of course they cannot refuse. If refuse lose votes .. you are obviously not cut out to be a politician and is doom to live out your days as a part-time blogger

You were this close to me saying "Niamah to Kill Toyo" but your ignorance to the proper politicians' etiquette prompt me to say
Niamah to You.

fahmi said...

what is this fler talking about?? being very arrogant & self absorbed.. cmonla, sudah guna, x mau mengaku pulak..

Anonymous said...

This s-hole should be arrested and thrown behind bars for robbing the Selangor people and misusing the state money.He has clearly abuse the power given to him and the S-hole has the balls to treat it as a ordinary daily affair. This big time crook will however escape the law, as the law can't see him or touch him...Niamah!!! May God quickly gives him what he has stolen from the Selangor people..Cheers!!!

Anonymous said...

I have no pity to this guy, who claims to such an innocent person. His is full of shit, this guy do all the bad things to teresa Kok to the extend to puy her under ISA, so god should punish him.

Adriel D.K said...

"If I were to reduce my entitlement to what an officer gets then what is the officer going to reduce to?"

The officer is going to stay, people will look up to him saying how good he is. Willing to seat together with his officers and he would not have any issue now.

But then again I don't think such thinking ever existed with a idiot :)

Anonymous said...

Kamu semua bloggers pengkhianat, biadap,derhaka,tak tahu malu.Tuan besar Yang Amat Berbahagia Dato Seri Dr Khir Toyo adalah orang yang mulia dan paling jujur sekali.Minta maaf kamu semua.

Anonymous said...

bugger,

Chairman must travel in style, Niamah.

on who's expense?

Guan Eng, you travel in cow class. your assistants have to take sampan for overseas trip, eh?

eh Mr Botox. Apa nama itu China trip by your wife. How much they spend for the flowers and hats? heard more than RM200k for entire trip. Betul tak?

Khalid, sue those morons to return the money in Balkis.

Anonymous said...

My sympathy for him....after reading how he defended himself in the star interview,i realise he needs help.The health minister shd offer to help him asap and the rest of you shd stop the shelling and let him rest.He didnt know he has crossed the line.

Steadyboy said...

Political clowns like him existed because gullible voters have managed to keep him re-elected previously. Like many MPs from the government of the day, they have taken granted that voters owe them a favour to re-elect them time and again, instead of remembering the fact that them themselves have asked to be elected as servants for the people. Being a servant means to serve, not be served, period.

No leaders are indispensable in this world. If, for arguments sake, one is to believe that TDM is the greatest PM of all time, then rest assured that Malaysia has been doing great without him. If we can do without TDM, I am pretty sure we can do without Toyo.

If someone like Toyo can give such a brainless comments during a newspaper interview, and still expect people to buy his case, then it is really a blatant insult to our intelligence if we still allow this joker to be re-elected come the next general election.

telur dua said...

This guy is Malaysia's #1 Shameless Tokkok.

telur dua said...

"When you do something bad to people, one day God will do something bad to you. Wait and see. Time will tell"...Khir Toyo
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God shall grant you your wish. You will get it very soon.

joenathan said...

"When you do something bad to people,one day God will do something bad to you'Wait and see.Time will tell"-KHIR TOYO.

Khir Toyo,
Dont you realize,you are going through exactly what you said?Have you forgotten,that you ordered your thugs to demolish a 100 yr old hindu temple in Selangor,just one week before Deepavali?Have you forgotten,those poor Indians in that Kg was begging you to give them just a week to shift their deities?Have you forgotten,how your thugs bloodied those poor people?Do you have any inkling,the temple which you ordered to be demolished was also used as a kindergarten centre for kids of those poor kampung dwellers?Money blinded you ,right?

Cant you see the wrath of the god?You lost all your positions immediately after that,in the 12th GE?Ini lah balasan untuk engkau?Ada lagi.

joenathan said...

Pat,

BTW this pic of his looks like 'A P...K after MAS........N.

Anonymous said...

Teach me how to become Menteri Besar. I only take in rm2500 /mth but have to work like a top ranking officer if not close to CEO and answerable to the porfitibility and the top management. My friend asked me to buy a book entiled- Menteri Besar make easy. Can tell me where to buy ?

Anonymous said...

pls dun touch my bini, she is hamil. ok ?

Anonymous said...

you are talking about people doing bad to you...what about if you do bad to people???why can't you see that this is a sign from THE ONE...am witnessing the fall of KT on behalf of my late father...

michael said...

He should write a "Dummies" book on "How to be a Menteri Besar." :)

ycg said...

can what! Toyol can travel economy class, all his underlings can fly in the cargo area. if somemore got lower level underlings, pack them up and ship to destination via Pos Laju...what a great way to travel.....

Niamah!!!

Anonymous said...

LGE took Air Asia. Then all other Penang govt officers must take bus. Selangor state ADUN took bus to Singapore. So all S'gor govt officers must walk to S'pore lah.

The old fart had the cheek to say GOD. What a SCUM.

Anonymous said...

Aiyah....! Just return the broom to him only.....! This is how the Selangorians "judge" him !!!!!!!!1

Collateral Damage said...

Its quite amazing that anyone can come up with such hare-brained excuses and keep a completely straight face! Get Jay Leno to say it out verbatim and I am sure he will bring the house down. I would laugh too if not for the fact that he used to have a say in our everyday lives. I weep for Malaysia.

Anonymous said...

He is hoping one day he can get back to be MB then he will get back those who expose his evil deeds.

His face makes one puke!

nstman said...

Toyol still his supporters as shown in the number of votes he received in the Umno Youth contest. It shows that there are many morons in this country.

VersedAnggerik said...

he sounds soooo fuckingly arrogant this tempeh eating guy!

solidleong said...

Mr. Health Minister, care to give a hand to him. He needs help really......

Anonymous said...

This Toyol fler has got the thickest skin on his face (due to numerous cosmatic surgeries performed during his tenure as MB of Selangor) and may even incapable of how to spell the word "SHAME". Thank GOD he is out of main stream power or else more rakyat's money would be wasted through his "I don't know, I just follow what the management planned for me" excuses.

May the Almighty GOD takes good care of this Toyol fler ASAP so that the present Selangor government could function and progress ordery, and Eli Wong could conccentrate on her work and serve the State and the nation without any further intimidation from this moron.

GOD is watching him closely from the top. His day will be numbered if he thinks he is above the law and also thinks that MACC will not touch him!? We shall wait to see what will befall on him or his family....

Jonathan's Parody of BolehLand said...

hi Patrick
For a person who's cleaner than a broom and has God on his side echoing the same conviction as his 1Malaysia leader, he seems innocent and make the PNSB CEO a lying b*#ch right? See 'Toyo Sweeps Clean on his allegations' www.jonathan66-my.blogspot.com

michael said...

"Actually I appreciate books as a souvenir. For me that is best. If I attend a function and if they give me some other gift, it would be very rude to reject it. But I appreciate books most and I have my own library now."

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If you honestly don't want gifts, just tell your staff and have them convey the message to the host.
There is no embarrassment and the people (ie. voters) would admire you for your integrity.
Don't pin a "saya tolak rasuah" on your lapel and then do exactly the opposite.

I can tell you from my years of working in the corporate sector that no honest officer would want to give a souvenir to an official, elected or otherwise, for officiating a ceremony.

Niamah !!

Anonymous said...

This Khir fella needs immediate psychiatric treatment coz he talks as though he deserves the very best for the betterment of the people. Sort of like I must be treated like a god so that you people can be demi-gods. What a megalomaniac!!!

K L said...

This jobless but wealthy dentist is quite at par with former Taiwanese President Chen. Give him one more day in office, Selangor would go bust in no time.
Hey, MACC, when are u taking your action or are u waiting for God's instruction ?

Anonymous said...

Someone shud pluck dis motherfucker balls off..

Anonymous said...

this man is bastard. Waste public money only for his family to enjoy.

Anonymous said...

Just look at their lifestyle and the way they talk and you can almost guess quite accurately which ones are totally corrupt.

I say throw a stone in parliament and you will hit at least 10 of them. Put it bluntly, a blind man can hit one easily.

Harris H said...

Is it me or Toyo's nose gets longer by the day.(It's a pimple on his nose)I'm grateful that the good people of Selangor has downgraded him from MB to MP,now he has less time to do a facial.

Anonymous said...

Why trust MACC when a clear cut case of corruption involving Mr Toyol (he deserved a 'l' to his name) is never investigated.

I also want to go to Disneyland FOC. Patrick, can you tell us the trick?

Jessica said...

What a fk-face with shit for brains, arrogant mofo.

Karma is working double time on him and his wife now.

Anonymous said...

Anon Saya,

I totally agree that a prize should be given to the ex CM or Mr. Broom.

I think his favourite is a broom.

Who would like to have the honour of presenting the broom to him???
...........

No a broom is too good for him...How about the Toilet Bowl Scrubber....

Pjan said...

is it neccessary to travel in 1st class. or does it will show people that you're really "low class" when u didnt use 1st class to travel. Come on la all corrupted people dont think that money is ur but its rakyat money.

Anonymous said...

pity the parents who could produce such a xxxxx son, sigh !

Anonymous said...

aKHIRat = 'end of the world' !?

David Chan said...

I once traveled a fully-paid Business Class trip to US. Same Class as my boss, my boss' boss, my boss' boss' boss, and my boss' boss' boss' boss. Toyol, wake up from your slumber. You are way too long asleep under the curse from class-minded demons!!

Dhahran Sea said...

Wow! Can you get SICKER than this? Btw, > a third of perwakilan pemuda umno VOTED for this man!? Of course kj the sil got most votes... says lot about umnoputras! Yach!!

Anonymous said...

He sounded logical unless his words had been reported out of context. By flying first class he had allowed the lowest in line to fly economy. How thoughtful he is. The same principle applies to everything that happened.

Anonymous said...

Should have a fleet of government planes available for all government servants including the elected politicians of various parties. These government planes have no class meaning something similar to budget airlines. Why ? Because they are supposed to serve the rakyat and share the money with rakyat. We are all supposed to share the bad and good times together. Let's call it the Malaysian Public Airlines.

Anonymous said...

aKHIR nya = he ends lah !!

Mike C said...

Well, that speaks a lot about he and his brains ! He think he is clever and he can fool everybody all the time and when he reaches the end, let the Maker decide if he is really a saint !

Niamah ! Foo Lat !

sylvia_ez said...

I would like to book the bus ticket online.

It can check the price and bus schedule
for Malaysia, Singapore, and Thailand.

I normally will buy the bus ticket online from Selangor to Negeri Sembilan, Selangor to Pahang, Selangor to Perlis, Selangor to Malacca, Selangor to Kedah, Selangor to Kelantan, Selangor to Perak, Selangor to Penang, Selangor to Johor, Selangor to Terengganu, Selangor to Thailand, and Selangor to Singapore (Sg) .

Im from Kajang.^^

Nuffnang