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Wednesday, June 03, 2009

It's not haze. It's just.........hazy!

We Malaysians appear to lack originality when coming up with explanations or making up excuses. Remember not so long ago there was this Indian fler who said something may sound like him, look like him but actually is not him?

Today, I read on The Malaysian Insider that the Director-General of the Department of Environment (DOE), Datuk Rosnani Ibarahim said that the shitty air that we've been experiencing for the past few days in Kuala Lumpur ...... "may look like haze but it is not haze! It is just....HAZY!"

I am laughing now as I make my way to the bar to pour myself a stiff whiskey. Goodnight!

NIAMAH!!!

29 comments:

jonestation said...

here we go again for another round of Malaysia Annual HAZY season!

amoker said...

LIes LIes .. the government is good at lying. Nobody gets sacked for lying nowadays.

Hamba said...

same logic as UMNO leaders saying corruption and bribery is actually not corruption, not bribery but Hey, don't you know? It's money politic! It's not a crime! It's a discipline problem! Yeah and NIAMAH is a very polite word!

artchan said...

what you get when you have idiots as DGs

pinsysu said...

well, that's wat the rakyat wanted right? keep voting in a bunch of super-idiots to run the country. we are damn stupid lah!

Tiger said...

He trying to bluff who?
Himself, issit?
Haze means haze lah! "Hazy"?
Oi Pat, can spare some whiskey ah?
Times are bad........

Anonymous said...

This Rosani fella certainlly learned from the best lawyer in the whole wide world, Mr Correct Correct Correct.

To me, "haze" is not the Correct Correct Correct word.

To me it is "smog". And this is Correct Correct Correct.

michael said...

You should have seen Edison Chen's interview on Asia Hour over CNN last evening.

When asked whether he would reconsider returning to the Hong Kong entertainment scene, Edison said he never told the media he would stay out of it "forever."
He only said he would stay out of it "indefinitely."

Now, that was one new twist to the meaning of the word "indefinitely."

Niamah !

art harun said...

That was quite obviously a very hazy statement, no?

Mike Chooi Kok Keong said...

It's light vapour causing lack of transparency of the air. Probably, caused by too many cars in the Klang Valley. Everyone should support the LRT system, etc.

Haiya ! No culture shock lah ! Biasa lah !

The fella is correct what because a lot of people don't study English in Mathematics and Science.

Anonymous said...

I didnt call you mother


I just call NIAMAHH.

mamasan

Seany Wong said...

LOLWUT!

Anonymous said...

300 million stadium collapses after ONE year????

NIAMAH, NIAMAH, NIAMAH, NIAMAH, NIAMAH!!!!!!!!!

caohd said...

it might be our education system made me ignorant. or me myself should be blamed; i was too lazy during my schooling time.
now only i know that "haze is not the cause of the hazy sky" !!

Anonymous said...

Hey boys and girls these people do not lie they just tell fairy tales like there is no recession in Bolehland when the ground just about fell out from our feet;never mind wait for the eventual turnaround cos everything must peak when we'll see how some of them will rush to take credit.
Liars cannot take action on liars la..no haze no recession no crimes no balls no hope no brains no class no wtf ...
No haze la cos these flers are on permanent purple haze in their neo something tiny craniums or some orifice that sprout these words now and then...



W T Fook

AkuLaParpuKari said...

zzzzZZzzz....


(che det hardcore fan)

Anonymous said...

sound like me look like me but its not me... : )

Anonymous said...

Altogether now:
It's just those lazy, hazy crazy days of summer!

Anonymous said...

He'd got to say that in the name of national interest! No tourists will ever come to malaysia if they know there is haze. But its ok cos national interest is more important than health!

Anonymous said...

wat ! ONE year ....SO long ah !?

Anonymous said...

The next idiotic Minister or Civil Servant comment like that we shall make sure he get tied to a tree and smeared bull ants all over him. Niamah!

Anonymous said...

That's a hazy answer from the Latuk!

Anonymous said...

The word "haze" is just another screwed up word used by the BN politicians to fool the rakyat that the "haze" is not so serios. Why can't they call a "smoke" a "smoke" instead of "haze"?? Yeah this is pure "smoke" as "smoke" that comes from a fire.

Anonymous said...

yeaaa...at last .Lets all embrace each other....share the wealth of the land...live in perfect harmony ....yeaa...we now have a great leader..good on him ...now lets see how his supporters will say and do...lets see the politicks spin this...get out your popcorn beers and slump yourself into a sofa...
Viva Bolehland..

Hopeful

Anonymous said...

Does anyone remember having to start a school day in Std One by journalling "Today is a sunny/cloudy/rainy day". I could vouch we NEVER had a 'hazy' day. Till now. Sorry kids. Do your bit when you grow up for social responsibility.

yen said...

hahahaha!! funny funny!!

Anonymous said...

High time to send over a fire fighting team and tell them how good we are as a neighbour!

Anonymous said...

Looks like our country is replete with such useless fuckers!

Anonymous said...

Let's welcome newly install lying MP from Ulu selangor.

Nuffnang