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Wednesday, July 01, 2009

It is the dawning of the age of ...

Ooops! Forgot to switch off......KABOOOM!!!

I must be really out of touch with Malaysian news while I was in the little red dot. Apparently, according to a recent Tenaga Nasional report it announced that it hoped to start its first nuclear power plant by 2025 once it gets the go-ahead from the government. And today's newspapers carry reports that Muhyiddin Yassin had gotten France's offer to help us build our first nuclear power plant as an alternative source of energy supply. Now you can call me what you like but this is how I feel about this news.

For a nation of people who can't a) keep public toilets clean, b) maintain the exterior paintwork of buildings, c) keep litter off the streets, d) repair pot-hole in highways, e) obey simple traffic rules, f) police and regulate local councils.............we think we can operate and maintain a nuclear power plant???!!! France thinks we can (read this piece on French nuclear capabilities by Greenpeace) and according to Maximus Ongkili, South Korea thinks we can too. Of course they also think that we can afford to pay them the billions that will be needed to uphold their 'confidence' in our discipline. The only consolation is that (I might be wrong) the first nuclear power plant, will be in Johor. So it will at least take some time before the fallout reaches the Klang Valley. Maybe that's why those flers down south want all that sand. Maybe they want to build a lead-reinforced concrete wall between them and us. What you think?

NIAMAH!!!

28 comments:

mskong said...

Holly smoke.....they gonna built it near Johor? why? can't it be somewhere in the legacy Gunung Ledang where the Puteri can "jaga" for us?

this is bad....I'm staying in Johor....so i better but the largest safe available on earth to save my family....

Melvin Ng said...

They can't even build a building without it collapsing, now a nuclear plant?

jejaka anggun said...

why do we need a nuclear power plant at the first place?

Golden Man said...

There must be some other alternative to harvest energy. With all the tech now days... solar, wind, bio.... makes you think by 2025, will nuke be a past and obsolete. Where the F we going to throw the waste?

kopitelp16 said...

We live in Bolehland... semuanya OK!

Anonymous said...

Why worry ? We can employ expats to run the plant ma. A case in point is our Malaysian Philharmonic Orchestra, you see so many expat musicians and so few locals.
We can send a Malaysian into space ( not sure what to call him - astronaut or tumpang-naut?) , where got problem to build a N plant ?

NutzeyWagen said...

The French n Koreans obviously had been hearing our shouts of 'Malaysia Boleh'. So maybe they thought that if Malaysia Boleh in this n that, Malaysia also Boleh pay them billions of RMs to build a nuclear power plant.'Malaysia Boleh' die at their hands, come rain or shine! CIAO!

Anonymous said...

I shudder to think what the future looks like if this nuclear thing is to go ahead... imagine say a leak and probably our beloved leaders will hightail it out of here with their families in tow..our no - maintenance mentality will surely invite a disaster courtesy of our beloved minister.Someone please highlight to Greenpeace cos they're the first people that come to mind ... I'm not ever watching France play football ever again or watch a Korean TV serial again .. WTF!!!

Nang See Liao

anti-incompetence said...

LOLZ This post is a classic. Thanks so much for the laughs. I think the kiasus will definitely build bunkers.

I'd better start building mine too. Knowing KL's lousy transportation, I'd be annihilated before i cld even get onto any vehicle.

giam2020 said...

It's indeed frightening,we MALAYSIAN
don't have a good maintenance culture,so how are we to maintain
a nuclear plant where if anything goes
wrong can be devastating.Of course
the supplier says we can,for they
are after our money only and nothing
else is of concern to them.Good riddance to these people who propose
nuclear technology.Are they after the commission.

westwindman said...

The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades ....

Anonymous said...

Wat a load of bullshit....they couldnt even get a proper solid waster incinerator to run....wat more nuclear plants....

pinsysu said...

g) dog owners let their dogs poo all over Paris street as a form of street artists' masterpiece ...

h) every corner in Paris provide stale urine aroma ...

Anonymous said...

Question 1: What is the sole objective of building a nuclear power plant?
Answer 1: Another project by BN cronies to make 1 billion euro in commission.

Question 2: Why build the power plant in Johore?
Answer 2: Aiyah...so obvious lah. DPM's cronies come from there mah.

PahNur said...

A little nuclear leakage and walla!! Malaysians will breed a generation of mutants in the near future... Imagine having a Prime Minister with two faces....oh wait, we already have that...I meant anatomically two faced.....Malaysia Boleh!!

Anonymous said...

I give you a contract to build a nuclear plant, you keep a lid on the French press about Mongolian lady. I scratch your back, you scratch mine.

Anonymous said...

what ! france again ? O no : where to get another pretty interpreter ?

Anonymous said...

check this article from greenpeace:

June 17, 2009

EPR: Enfant Terrible of the French Nuclear Indu

http://weblog.greenpeace.org/makingwaves/archives/2009/06/epr_enfant_terrible_of_the_fre.html

the project is over budget by billion and their billin is in euro.

Anonymous said...

Should spend more effort to build effective mass transit system for the rakyat, improving agricultural outputs, creating better social environment, implementing good education systems .......
%&)$#@#^!!!
what man .... go build such an expensive toy benefiting who?
Stop the crap !!!

ycg said...

built in Johor? dude, you seems to forget that Johor is no longer part of Malaysia. it is 50-50 sharing with Singapore la *grin*. u think Singapore is going to let BN built it so close to their land?? you really think so?? duuuddeee...

Anonymous said...

The french and the koreans dont give a shit if it leaks. Its business to them, off course they'll say malaysia is ready

Anonymous said...

Seriously I don't quite trust the Froggies. When come to business everything can as long as they get the contracts. Good example is the submarine deal & Altantuya murder case. And their attitude towards others are like 'We are more superior'. See how they thump their nose at the American & British after they had liberated them from the Nazi.

Anonymous said...

Billions to build a nuclear plant. No problem we got money mah!. After spending more than 12 billions on PKFZ and 52 billion on 30% equity, a nuclear plant is sap sap siou(no problem). It is a money making scheme for some people. Anyway I am going to live far far away for it, in case the roof of the plant collapses, or should I say blow sky high.

Anonymous said...

Haiya ! Uncle Pat ! Didn't we send our boy to space ?

We can have 2 Menteri Besar what ?

We can ! Definitely Malaysia Boleh !

Anonymous said...

If Homer Simpson can operate a nuclear plant, then why not our capable Malaysians? Duh!

Enough said.

Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick,
well done what you have said. There is no other word to express besides yours. thanks. paul

Jessica said...

now all we need is to hire some tidak-apa-good-for-nothing-pemalas-cannot-read-engrish gahmen servant to run the nuclear reactor.....and watch malaysia become chernobyl.

Anonymous said...

And our nuclear plant will be maintained by guys doing their science and maths in bahasa...scary thoughts isnt it

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