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Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Fantastic Facts And Fancies

Hey kawan, brudder, fellow-Malaysian, Cheers!!! Ha? Oh........sorry ah............... you sensitive issit?

Today's fantastic fact comes in the form of a nonsensical utterance from the very successful dentist, Khir Toyo. Not wanting to miss out he's also jumped on board the brewing Hassan Ali/Ronnie Liu controversy.

“I am not suggesting that the sale of alcohol be banned everywhere. Alcohol can be sold, just not in areas where there is a Muslim majority,”
he said.

Apparently, Selangor PAS wants the state government to include beer in its ban on the sale of alcohol in all Muslim-majority areas. And it seems that a state by-law already exists which bans the sale of alcohol in these areas. Did you know that? I didn't and I was quite shocked to read that, to tell you the truth. A ban on sale of alcohol in Muslim majority areas???!!!

The DAP's Ronnie Liu who is in the thick of the controversy said only 24-hour convenience outlets in Sections 1 to 24 in Shah Alam, which are Muslim majority areas, would be asked to stop the sale of beer to “respect the community.” “The matter has to be considered carefully to take into account the sensitivities of all races,” he said.

There's those standard cock talk phrases pulled out again. Respect the community. Sensitivities of all races. Proves once and for all that politicians respect no one and they are much more sensitive than any one of us tax-paying rakyat will ever get to be.

Okay, let's get back to what our rich dentist said.

"I am not suggesting that the sale of alcohol be banned everywhere. Alcohol can be sold, just not in areas where there is a Muslim majority."

So where is this going to lead? Soon there will be no pork in Muslim majority areas, no beef in Hindu majority areas. Then the Chinese areas will be the preferred places to live because there will be everything.

After more than 50 years of being an independent nation we have come to this?

NIAMAH!!!

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35 comments:

komando said...

Dear Patrick Teoh....this another TEOH ....R.TEOH we lost one of our CHOO LAI...TBH...

We cannot be blinded by all this crap stories of pork, alcohol, lembu, kambing business!

WE WANT TO KNOW WHO KILLED HIM?

ALL THIS SIDE TREKKING AND DIVERSIONS PLEASE LAH.....

MURDERS AND MURDERERS GET AWAY...AS WE ALL TALK COCK!

David Lee said...

....god save malaysia. stupid....haha...

guinness stout said...

"..... Alcohol can be sold, just not in areas where there is a Muslim majority...."


The fact is majoroty of Malaysian are Muslim, he is indirectly telling us no beer, no pork in this bolehland lah, because these stuff are haram mah.

But corruption, go to brothels are not haram

wtf, knn !!!

Anonymous said...

Makcik Noor sells beef rendang opposite my house every morning. I never have nerve to get one because of my belief. Her sambal is nice though. Ban on sale is not the only way, educate young muslim to their belief is more effective.
What's next? Road block to prevent muslims traveling to convenience outlets in Klang and Subang Jaya?

wandererAUS said...

Rich Indo dentist, suggest what you like but, do not suggest that I can't have my beauties to sing along with me in the Karoake bars...damn it, can't sing without filling my belly full with acohol!!
So Toyol just inside your 22mil haram palace, let me led my merry ways!

natives are restless said...

Looks like a "Beer Summit" isn't forthcoming.

Greenbug said...

Really Niamah! I don't frink alcohol and I don't buy them either. In fact I don't even notice they were in these convenience stores... Niamah!

camcamni said...

Hassan...ohhhh....Hassan.....I thought you are the Sargeant Hassan played by P Ramlee....but then you are actually Ha...Ha...Ha...s...s...san....then I remembered that your was crazy to be the MB after 308 results came in and tried to cohort with toyol to grab power...bad...bad...bad bguy lah you not the Sargeant Hassan.

Please educate all muslims that it is HARAM to take beer or alcohol. We are Malaysians and there are Chinese, Indians, Ibans, Kadazans etc in Malaysian and we are all loyal Malaysians although we may not be loyal to the present BN govt. Do you take our views into consideration at all?

First you force pork sellers to a corner in all markets and must be hidden from view and so only pork buyers will know where to buy pork...we took taht laying down...as after all...we are considerate.

I am a non drinker but why do you want to force others to follow your way to your whims and fancies? If you teach your children well that drinking is HARAM...then they will not touch any alcohol. I know smoking is no good for my health and I taught my children the bad points of smoking and drinking and they took my teachings and do not touch them. Its your teachings lah. Dont blame others for your own mistakes and weakness.

Anonymous said...

Do expect more and more issues are coming which objective is to disunite the Pakatan when actually it's not so much about beer , pork , beef , gambling or whatever you can think of.

There's a calm before a storm.

Anonymous said...

Yup, this is 1Malaysia.....1 halal Malaysia for Muslims only and 1 haram Malaysia for non-Muslims.

I wonder if the Indo-dentist turned corrupted MB turned still corrupted ex-MB turned corrupted businessman/dentist can claim that he purchased his RM3 million mansion with his halal money. If not, then this Indo-dentist should be banned from Shah Alam and deported back to his ancestral home (not necessary Indonesia but maybe Africa).

LL said...

"the Chinese areas will be the preferred places to live because there will be everything."

LOL this made my day!

Anonymous said...

Ya, now all Beer drinkers must live in Jinjang or Kepong. But if you enlarge an area large enough, all area will become a malay majority area. Don't be surprise to find alcohol in the mansion. A dentist buruk friend of mine, advise me to gargle my teeth with beer. He says that it is effective, as bubbles from the beer help to dislodge food particles from my teeth. Then my mouth will not stink when I tokkok. Hope good sense privail. This is one occassion all religions can pratice tolerance, patience, and good neighbourliness.

Small Beer Belly.

niakong said...

Niamah!!! Instead of promoting integration between different races in all housing areas, the niamah move to ban this and ban that in certain areas dominated by certain races would only serve to segregate the people of different races.

Also, if a person is not supposed to consume alcohol but is adamant in gulping a barrel, will he not drive his car to the nearest non-banned area to get it???

See, what a bodoh move in the bolehland (bodohland)!!! Btw, i was made to understand that the content of alcohol in tapai is much higher than that in beer. Why is tapai still consumed???

Anonymous said...

well, our politician in this particular case is out of his mind.

maybe, now he is too free to go around to check on all the convenient store

artchan said...

idiots..idiots...he wants to be MB..and i gave my vote to PAS..f*ck you Hassan Ali

Anonymous said...

If everything is so good, then why is everything so bad ?

Anonymous said...

The Media shd do a scoop at those nightclub in town, you'll be surprise to see how many Muslim VVIP having fun in there

Anonymous said...

maybe he wanted to buy beer one nite ahh but the store clerk refused to sell it to him. that is why haa he got angry and have the beer banned for sale in shah alam. cannot drink banned lahh.
maybe the same goes for char siew & siew yoke. (not the two-legged sweet young thing type but the 4-one ahhh)

Anonymous said...

chiyok can be sold but NOT in muslim
minority (soon) !

Y2K said...

So, they telling the non Muslims to drive a longer distance to get their alcohol. So there will be no pubs in the Muslim majority areas either.

Which also means, they are telling those who want to drink, please drive a longer distance and after drinking, you gotta drive further home??? Something wrong here.

Anonymous said...

'So where is this going to lead? Soon there will be no pork in Muslim majority areas, no beef in Hindu majority areas. Then the Chinese areas will be the preferred places to live because there will be everything.'

This is funny man. Looks like we can start investing properties in chinese majority areas. It may boom.

Anonymous said...

Big picture or small picture???

Big picture, malaysia has muslim majority so everything haram should be banned immediately especially beer.

Small picture, if my street is non muslim majority then sell beer or gamble, ok ah?

After lots of reading in the main stream media, i conclude that the govt believes strongly that muslims are very weak minded; they will be easily tempted to buy beer if it is sold near their place of abode. Muslims are also easily converted to another religion hence we ned to control what they read or listen to. Muslims basically cant think for themselves hence we must control them. Have I concluded wrongly? Dont know, but this is what the govt seems to think by the actions they have taken thus far.

ycg said...

just let the natural order of trading take place la. if the storekeeper wants to sell booze but if no one were to buy, you think the storekeeper is stuupid to keep stocking on booze meh?! OPS?! did i just open another can of worms?

You know this PAS has the tendancy to ban everything they dont like. Ban western entertainment, ban miniskirt, ban white shirts...etc etc. exampur, ban miniskirt, why? cos it makes man horny and cause them to unavoidably raping these ladies. WTF?! instead of solving the problem which clearly lies in the sick brain of these phycho, they prefer to ban miniskirt. So fellow Muslim men, if you go to Singapore which is one of the country that does not ban miniskirt, you gonna go on a rape-o-mania?

Banning alcohol in muslim majority area is not going to solve your problem. If you are really religious and a good muslim, you would automatically avoid these booze wherever whenever. you mean your willpower is that weak?!

another problem, shah alam and klang is only next to each other. You'd think banning booze sale in shah alam will not stop muslims from buying booze in klang?! so what problem have you solve anyway? exactly big O NONE!

next thing you know after banning booze in shah alam, booze is going to be banned in Malaysia cos the last i checked (and often reminded by UMNO) that Malaysia is Muslim majority country. hey, same argument what?! So if any of you muslims would like to get some alcohol, pls go to Thailand or Singapore cos in those countries, Allah is not watching.

Just for your knowledge, i was at a Royal Clubhouse yesterday.. you know Royal Klang Royal Malacca, Royal this that CLubhouse, after a game of golf. Ordered a beer at the bar and guess what, it is a muslim who served me. I took a look around and 60% of the patrons are muslims (of course drinking non-alcohol stuff)...which means what exactly?

KIMHO8 said...

Why not the drugs and prostitutions first? Still very active nearby the PAS KL headquarters!

KUDIKARA KUPPAN said...

HOW DO YOU FIND MALAYSIA?

GREAT! OLD CHAP, THE BEER IS COOL AND THE WOMEN ARE HOT!

f**k Hassan and his bullsh*t.

Let's drink and screw our women before the foreign guys screw us all.
iN THE END WE WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DRINK AND NO ONE TO SCREW
CHEERS

Anonymous said...

Worse than 3 rd world mentality !

Ban this, ban that, kononnya tak bagus !

Makanlah rumput dan minum susu sahaja lah !

Healthy and generate income for our country !

ahoo said...

Let me reiterate that this " hass guy & indon dentist " are same same mentality.

" In their left brain, got nothing right and in their right brain, got nothing left."

No wonder they act like that, lah !!!

samson said...

So that's why properties in SS2, Puchong, Bukit Bintang are more expensive than Shah Alam! So dat's why that Indon pay so little for his land to build his bungalow.

doraemon1972 said...

tak pernah dengor pun itu undang2...

ayananda ananda said...

remember the ending of one TV commercial of milk powder?
"Kita Minum Dulu!!!"

No Want Religion said...

Can an atheist majority neighbourhood ban all other religion related stuff?

Anonymous said...

I think one way to solve the problem is to have separate township for different race.

Let the Chinese ahve all teh haram stuff - Carlsberg, Remy Martin, Magnum 4D, Toto, Char Siew, pirated DVDs ...

The Indian can have their onw High Chaparal with cattles, samsu ...

The Malays can have kampung free of sin - closest to heaven ...

Malaysia - Truly Asia!

anti smoking said...

Can some ADUN or MP propose that cigarettes be banned to be sold in petrol stations ? This is worse than someone mabuk at the 7-eleven shop.

komando said...

They cannot ban beer and anchor...the parties will all dry up...

some drink wine, sip champange, brandy....

so let it go....
freedom of choice.....!

foo! said...

This is a trap. To anyone who is even slightly in favour of allowing a ban on alcohol if only in Muslim majority areas, please allow me to enlighten you to the fact that this whole country is a Muslim majority area!!

Give even an inch of ground on this and you will gradually see this reasoning extend to justify a countrywide ban on the stuff.

Food for thought.

Nuffnang