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Friday, August 14, 2009

Fantastic Facts And Fancies

Aei! You all don't talk like that la. After, spoil harmony only then how?

Remember yesterday I wrote about the Cantonese saying that roughly meant 'coming up with a silly defense when everything is obviously ***ked'? Well, today Rais Yatim is still trying. He's just announced that although there will not be any censorship of the Internet, the Government will still carry on with the study to gauge the impact of its negative effects.

Errr...okay....since you're still trying to explain yourself, albeit unsuccessfully, can we tax-payers know how much this 'study' is going to cost us? Oh, while you're at it please also tell us what you and your colleagues hope to achieve with this study. Because... ah... what you said today that the study "would focus on the flow of information in the Internet involving various issues, particularly child pornography, gambling and acts of terrorism" is merely political-speak and really means jack! Okay?

Rais, in thumping his chest also said that the study does not mean that “we are censoring. The study is being conducted by the Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission together with the National Security Council." And then in typical YB style he said that the report “will be completed in three months’ time and it may be made public if the suggestions are positive." Okay, read that last part that I highlighted and then decide if you want to a) kill someone, b) vomit or c) laugh your head off.

This Ng Yen Yen, the minister of Tourism is quite a gal la. Read what she had to say in this Star story.

MCA vice-president Datuk Seri Dr Ng Yen Yen said internal threats in the form of comments (...........edited............) are becoming more dangerous than external elements, as they sow the seeds of restlessness among the various races.

“Pitting one race against another seems to be a knack for a few (..........edited.............). It is irresponsible and shows that the (.......edited.........) has an immature mind.

“(......edited.........) of that nature create agitation among the people, especially the younger generation, and this will not be good for nationhood building,” she said.

Dr Ng added that (............edited..........) who come out with their own theories about an incident but are unable to substantiate them only add to the rumour mill. Thus, they pose an internal threat to the nation.

“Worse still are some (....edited.........) who link it to the issue of race and this could ignite unnecessary problems.

“We want to preserve the harmonious environment that we have been enjoying all this while,” she said.

Now, wouldn't that make you want to cheer and vote for her? Was she talking about some Y.B.'s? The Utusan Malaysia? Political jumpers?

Well, no. This is what she actually said........

...............internal threats in the form of comments via blogs are becoming more dangerous than external elements, as they sow the seeds of restlessness among the various races.

“Pitting one race against another seems to be a knack for a few bloggers. It is irresponsible and shows that the blogger has an immature mind.

Postings of that nature create agitation among the people, especially the younger generation, and this will not be good for nationhood building,” she said.

Dr Ng added that bloggers who come out with their own theories about an incident but are unable to substantiate them only add to the rumour mill. Thus, they pose an internal threat to the nation.

“Worse still are some bloggers who link it to the issue of race and this could ignite unnecessary problems.

“We want to preserve the harmonious environment that we have been enjoying all this while.......”

And now Ms. Ng Yen Yen may I also say to you.............

NIAMAH!!!

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Pat, u really make my day la. I laugh my ass off when I read the last line of your story.

camcamni said...

Yen Yen only cares about tourist coming in for holidays and she even questioned Tiong Lai for his daily figure and report on H1N1 saying this will deter more tourist to Malaysia.

She dont have any more young infant children and so she dont care anynore. This is what a Malaysian Minister is doing.

Here again she dont have the.....?...guts to say anything on Utusan, Berita Harian and NST. As always, more lies from a snake who brings impending death thru cynide in the gold mines in her constituency of Raub. She likes gold so much and so she support the Australian gold mine in Raub and who cares about the people since she can see gold????

Anonymous said...

Can I just say this. "Ptui, you silly cow". If you and your cohorts have even an ounce of integrity left, you would quit the MCA, but please ah, don't join the opposition. They don't need losers to infect their rank and file. Just fade away and enjoy the ill gotten gains you have stashed away.

Anonymous said...

Read his comments on the H1N1 situation in the country,coupled with the above and we can see why we are what we are...one wonders if people like this should be take an IQ test first.... .hmmm food for thought, yes?

Alice from wonderland

Yadayada said...

so now, I have to stop commenting at your blog?

=.=

Anonymous said...

Drop dead ler, Yen Yen, coz you dun even know Utusan exists!

NgPiangPiang said...

Niamah these shitheads. Btw, where did she get that doctorate from?

natives are restless said...

Wow! Is she saying we can start blogger riots in the net ?

Imagine the headlines :

"Cyberspace Racial Riots! A New Phenomenal"

Anonymous said...

What do u expect from a minister who awards a World Expo (tourism) contract to a Pharmaceutical/biofeed company... whose owner happens to be her Taiwanese Gal-pal Grace. Many other contracts seem to be headed Grace's way too... the MegaSale carnival, China billboards etc...

Also, if you call her office for appointment, you will be told to see her son first... hahhaha

Anonymous said...

Aiya unker, what do you expect lah, NYY is from MCA mah..

Anonymous said...

land of kangaroo awaits you. still holding on to your PR there? if not, have a nice stay in the arsenic stained goldmine in yoru constituency. why worry coz you have said its SAFE.

You have a share of the RM10.0million from Tiong, lady?

Anonymous said...

Ng Yeang Yeang, We cannot yeang(tahan) you. Real hypocrite. You are part of the current gomen. Your gomen mass media are the one who promote racial discord. Cun't you see it. Read your gomen's newspapers and the racist reports and comments will hit you in the face. Pls. wake up and stand up to your big boss. They is still hope for our country Malaysia.

Anonymous said...

I suggest CSL have a 'go' at this frustrated YenYen to promote more internal 'harmony' within the MCA ranks, what says you? Tiong will happily provide CSL with his private jet for the 'high mile' episode up in the air away from prying eyes and cameras, now that OKT is pissed.
MCA = Makan Cib*i Ayam!!

Anonymous said...

One thing for sure is that these ministers,their deputies and other CIVIL servants yes CIVIL servants irrespective of whatever self deluding titles they have are really united..united in the moronic statements they like to make...on the internet which have existed more years than they have been ministers or whatever;on diseases in the country which threaten to kill more of us,on running our country (which they haven't done very well have they?)
and lots of s&%#**#!tload more ..
Just wait for the lame excuses and fingerpointing that will come when queried on any yes any current issues.

Bemused

Anonymous said...

Madam Ng must first understand what are the causes of 'Restlessness" or 'Agitation' among the bloggers.

One simple explanation is that the mainstream media (the likes of government-controlled RTM and Utusan Niamah) has been force-feeding us with propaganda and lies and excuses to protect self-interests.

Call it the evolution of God's gift, now that we have the internet as a means to counter the decay and abuse of power.

The solution is for any government to shape up or be shipped out in the next election by the rakyat. No more excuses, lying, makan suap, rasuah, self-denial, syiok sendiri ... for you are being watched and reported in the web.

We have seen many evidence of abuse - the Kelang and Shah alam palaces - but no action taken and the mainstream media tried to cover it up.

Let the bloggers be the watchdog to report to the rakyat.

Anonymous said...

First Utusan Malaysia reporter Mohd Nizam Mohd Yatim thought the phrase “ultra vires” was 'anti-Islam'.

Then RTM reporter Eliana Mazlan admitted that she does not know which party Karpal Singh belongs to during his sedition trial in the High Court.

So how can we trust the worthiness and credibility of these government media?

Anonymous said...

First it was Utusan Malaysia reporter Mohd Nizam Mohd Yatim who told the High Court that he thought the phrase “ultra vires” contained in a press release issued by Karpal meant the DAP man was insulting the Perak Sultan.

Then it was RTM reporter Eliana Mazlan who admitted that she does not know which party Karpal Singh belongs to during his sedition trial in the High Court today.

Are they vying for Raja Lawak audition?

What’s next from the government media to amuse and entertain us?

Anonymous said...

Now another reason why I have neither the wish nor the desire of becoming a politician in this bolehland ?

Anonymous said...

Ohh. You all have heen enjoying good times all this while lah ?
Good sleep , good eat , good shit..

Surelah you all want to Preserve it that way.

Niaseng.

Anonymous said...

Aiyah uncle teo.. i can only say this:


YEN YEN: u talk to much 8====D, niamah!

new fart said...

Should see how she speaks "Manglish" on TV....puke! She is one dragon lady for sure....bet she is wearing the pants at home....poor husband. Yes, CSL should do one with her alright.
Hey people, forget about her. MCA is history anyhow comes the next GE. And she will be history too! Just make sure you don't send her downunder cos we in Oz don't like people like her living amongst us decent folks. Thanks mate!

Anonymous said...

This is

NIAMAHHH NG NEN NEN PORT !!!!!!

alvin said...

Wah...you just made my day uncle pat...its just mind boggling isnt it these politicians...i dont know which suckers will actually belive them but definitely quite a lot of sucker outside there also lah....

dont u just notice uncle pat?? PR are just keeping their heads low and let the BN do the talking....but instead of talking they created more shits and problems for themselves...

Let them DIg... let them dig their own hole and jump inside so i can bury them in the next election....

this ng yen yen is an old hag and i also want to say to her...Lei Lou Mou!

Anonymous said...

Queen harlot of camp followers.

Anonymous said...

STUPID GIRL! Talk nonsense only like azalina ,sharizat.Even Toyol is smarter than her

komando said...

What is left
NO MORE RICE son of YATIM..

he is a gonna, this goon will be gone in due time

when UMNO spins and tell lies and speculate it is always OK

when they incite hatred amongst races, it is also alright

so UMNO you think this farking world belongs to your grand farking father?

Anonymous said...

if she can be good, pig also can climb tree

Anonymous said...

Each MCA leader got RM10 million 'loan' from the @#$% project in Port Kelang? somemore got free plane ride!

Now I want to join MCA!

Anonymous said...

mungkin lepastu terbongkar kes TBH bukanlah bermaksudnya penamat, ia adalah permulaan saja kepada terungkainya lebih kes mangsa 'saksi'...mati misteri...syabas TBH...A KUGAN??? dan banyak lagi...(source:http://mt.m2day.org/2008/content/view/25886/84/)

Anonymous said...

bulan puasa bulan bertaubat...lebih banyak kes terbongkar...lingungilah juga 'suspek' kerana bakal jelaskan kebenaran yang sekian lama rakyat dahagakan...suatu permulaan sebelum melibatkan 'orang besar'...tak maksudku kaum lain tiada terlibat... (yang digelar manusia lemah) suatu amarah kepada kerajaan bn

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