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Sunday, August 09, 2009

Now what???!!!

I really hope they remember Rambo was just a Hollywood movie character.

Umno Youth leaders to get military-style training!


That's the headline. Stupid isn't it? At a time like this in Malaysian politics they make an announcement like that? Who's their spin doctor? I mean even if you have been sleeping the last 52 years and woke up to read that in the Bernama news release you'd be a little miffed. Wouldn't you?

Umno’s training bureau will soon organise a course for Umno Youth division chiefs based on a commando-type training module, Umno vice-President Datuk Seri Dr Ahmad Zahid Hamidi said.

(Commando-type training? What does that mean? Rambo-type killing techniques? Terminator-type firepower to replace tear gas and water cannon?)

Ahmad Zahid, who is the bureau’s chairman, said the course would enhance resilience and competitiveness among Umno Youth leaders.

(Resilience? Competitiveness? What? Are we playing a game of volley-ball or something?)

He said the course would be carried out by the Umno Youth movement, National Civics Bureau (Biro Tatanegara) and the Malaysia Veteran Commandos Club.

(So would these organisations also provide the same training for MIC Youth? MCA Youth? Or is it just for Umno Youth?)

“This was the kind of course we had when Datuk Seri Najib Razak was the youth chief."

(Oh really? I see....I wonder what that was in preparation for?)

“Camaraderie needs to be instilled in today’s youths; that is why (Umno Youth Chief) Khairy Jamaluddin and his executive council members have agreed to take part in the course, to be held soon,” he said.

(Ah it's about camaraderie? That's a good thing. So when are you announcing the training for MCA, MIC, PPP, Gerakan etc. etc. etc.)

The training bureau would also provide a course with a different module for Wanita and Puteri Umno leaders, he said.

(Oh but of course. We wouldn't want all that raging hormones to be bunked in the same barracks would we? They might have their minds on camaraderie of a different sort. Anyway, Make Love Not War is sooooooooo 60's la)

NIAMAH!!!

34 comments:

robin hood said...

After a few rounds of swapping paper for cold hard cash and the kitty filled with a few billion bucks of moolah, what would you do? or rather, what would those blood suckers do?

A few hare brained schemes and let the PLUNDER begin........

Anonymous said...

Apa lagi Patrick..getting ready to cari gadoh like May 13 1969...

This time round are you ready or not Patrick...if not ready...better check into the nearest Gym or Al Qaeda training camp before it is too late...

tupingera said...

How much gooner can they really could go??

Imagine being trained by BTN (nordin kadri) and ex-commandos club (rahim king)....you could only get to be a very stupid goon.

Observer said...

If they could learn to kill each other, that would be great!

Anonymous said...

Guess who is going to pay for this 'study tour'? Why do anyone beside the Armed Forces need commando training. Afganistan have good training school. Let hope that they are not replacements for the loses in Indonesia recently. Is something sinister brewing? Nah!! Pee Am say that Malaysia is not a breeding ground for terro..**t. Ahah! but hiding ground????Can we believe it. Could this be a subtle message by the Amno Youth?. All Malaysian please wake up to what is happening to our nation. If any readers know of any good commando training school, please let me know as I also want to train to protect my self and my family. Now I am so afriad to let the authority 'protect me'. Yes, I mean protect not attack me.

Really Niahmah!!!!!

Anonymous said...

To Observer,
If they do that, I will sponsor their training. Good Joke. During training they will pretend to kill each other. After training they will aim for the real target. Real Target??? Who???. Still can sleep ahh??

Really Niahmah!!!

michael said...

This is scary !

Maybe they want UMNO commandos to take over the country should they lose the next big one.

caravanserai said...

Commando training
For Umno youths to defend
Of what people?
Going to Taliban administration?

Breeding would be terrorists?
The Jihad thing promising heavens?
We must be alert.....
The rats hide out rising water
They want to surface to breathe
They can't go naked without training

Fighting the perceived communists?
In the urban areas in the cities?
Damned they are turning
Into band of Talibanites

Umno youth
Better go learn Islam
Understand it well
Peace of the soul
Peace amongst friends

Why commando training?
It should be human resources training
And social bonding amongsts multi-racial people
This is the way to go
See they don't believe in 1Malaysia
Neither is the originator of the slogan
They just hide it

Drumbeating like the street medicine man
“Mari mari kawan kawan
Ubat murah pasti kena
Jangan risau sijil pun ada”

Niamah Utusan spills the beans
Now we know what Umno wants to do
It is the protection of its race
Nothing to do with 1Malaysia

Anonymous said...

It takes along time to produce a commando who is a specialist in various types of reconnaissance. Individual and collective training will take at least two years. If these unfit slobs need military training, they shud enlist in the Askar Wataniah.
The veteran Commando Club is essentially for other ranks. It is not led by retired officers. These retirees do have the macro-scientific picture of training, although they understand basic individual subjects.
This proposal is racist.

Anonymous said...

Whats all the worry lah Our Hamidi just visit ISREAL and saw what the brave suicide boomer from palastine did. So he want to train all Umno youth especially the leader to be suicide Boomer they are hero mah.

crazyant said...

and you wonder why we have cultivated people like Noordin Top... Maybe soon you'll see them sporting taliban beard shouting, "jihad! jihad!"

Anonymous said...

Kini Zaman E war... bawa senapang lari sana lari sini , tak main lagi.

Hanya tekan satu 'Butang ' semuanya bungkus tinggal abuk saja.

So dont worry , be happy.
Make Love not War till the cow go home.

They make love occasionally but every day is an occasion to them.
Hippie ya ya , hippie , hippie ya...Hippie yaya.....

Anonymous said...

It is a scare tactic to remind you that the May 13 incident can be repeated.

The whole approach is a very violent in nature.

I thought religion promotes peace?
I might be wrong.

Anonymous said...

It is a great pity if our Malay residents in Malaysia do not know any other languages besides BN.

This is because they are subjected to the UMNO's propaganda.

PM will say nice things and give goodies to non-malays and had it reported in non-Malay press (those BN-controled ones) to pancing votes, knowing that this will not anger the Malays who do not understand the language other than those uttered by Awang Selamat in Utusan Niamah, or the gosip in Kosmo/Metro.

Please don't get fooled again.

Anonymous said...

Don't waste money.

Just join the Khidmat Negara.

donplaypuks® said...

600,000 new guys for civil defence, 100,000 more RELA and now guerilla training for UMNO guys?

Is someone planing to stage a coup and take over this country or what?

People, beware and watch this situation!!

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race. That is all that really matters.

Anonymous said...

On the TV news tonite: Perak MB warned bloggers not to simply touch Malay Psyche and question Malay Institution.

Patrick, be warned.

Anonymous said...

With the passing of so many Pakatan reps to bring about by-elections, I must say GOD must be liking them a lot.

Anonymous said...

PM and DPM has said it.

Now Former PM has also said it.

PAKATAN will lose Selangor soon.

I agree.
Because those floow cannot even pakat well and still sweating over simple issue of selling liquor at 7-11.

PLEASE WAKE UP or you will next have to find a democracy tree to beg just like your Perak counterpart.

You will then not get the sympathy from me.

After taht, it will be PENANG's turn because of teh curse of High Chaparal.

Kedah will get it too. Wait and see.

The we will see One Malaysia under BN rule.

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

I think it is competition.
The indon police might have successfully kill Nordin Top and this is where umno will replaces Nordin with a brand new breed of terrorist.

Anonymous said...

Good piece on BBC about Msian crimefighters being too fat.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/worldservice/learningenglish/language/wordsinthenews/2009/08/090805_witn_malaysia.shtml

Malaysian crimefighters: fit/fat?

5 August 2009

A bid to reduce street crime in Malaysia has hit a stumbling block after dozens of volunteers were turned down because they were overweight. Fewer than a third of those who wanted to join the police were accepted.

Malaysia's Prime Minister, Najib Razak, announced ambitious targets last week to tackle street crime. He wants a 20% fall by this time next year. Retired policemen are being brought back and members of Malaysia's people's volunteer corps are being enlisted to fight on the frontline. They'll join police on street patrols.

The problem is though, most of the first batch were not considered up to it. Of 500 volunteers who were sent for assessment, just 142 were fit enough. The rest were too fat, unfit or had what the head of the corps told an English language newspaper was 'poor overall presentation and grooming'. Corps members wear military uniforms but most of them are unpaid volunteers with limited powers.

Street crime, particularly mugging, is seen as a serious problem in Malaysia's major cities. The opposition has called for the country's top policeman to be replaced because of the failure to tackle the issue.

Robin Brant, BBC News, Kuala Lumpur

Richard Cranium said...

Some time ago, this same dude also said Mindef will organize, for each parliamentary area, a unit of some reservist army-type of people.

So, here it is now. That group will now be manned by Umno people, ta-da!

I guess you and I are paying with our tax dollars for these yahoos to play with guns.

Anonymous said...

Najib did this? All the good it did him..Not only is 1Malaysia in smithereen, it looks like 1UMNO/1BN is also history...

Anonymous said...

flukan mereka !!

Anonymous said...

Jeff Ooi wrote:

What happens when Umno is feeling politically feeble? Beat up the drums of uber race.

So, is it any wonder that the 52nd Merdeka celebrations are being heralded by Umno's pumping up hardline racism-laced stories in print and online space -- and bury Malaysian unity?

We have sen Umno using party-owned Utusan Malaysia as the mouthpiece to spews racism, soon starting from Najib's first 100 days.

How did the non-Umno ministers behave when the issue was raised in the BN Supreme Council meeting held on August 10?

The backdoor-in minister in charge of National Unity, Dr Koh Tsu Koon, reportedly highlighted a series of incendiary commentaries in the Utusan, and said he was troubled by the effect it was having on race relations.

However, Umno No. 2 Muhyiddin Yassin, justified the racism-laced pitch taken by Umno and Utusan by saying that Malays believe that Umno is weak and giving in too much to the demands of non-Malays.

It is understood that none of the leaders of BN component parties challenged this view. That's what Malaysian Insider said.

Merdeka 52? Be cheerful but be careful.

BabaNyonya said...

The spirit of Harry Truman lives on.
The Governor (Menteri Besar) of an american state is charged (by a legislator from his own party) with violating state law by traveling first or business class at public expense, costing the state $13,000.
He may be forced to reimburse this and may even be impeached.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2009/aug/11/panel-finds-sanford-broke-law-on-travel/

$13,000 is chicken feed compared to what some of our MBs and ministers get up to with taxpayer money. Needless to say, South Carolina is much wealthier than any Malaysian state.

komando said...

dun worry folks these UMNO pussies won't last three(3)days in commando camp training in sungei udang!
They can bully some people all the time not all the RAKYAT - every 26.967 million anymore.

If they dare repeat may 13, they will be very very sorry they ever lived in this world!

Jslnch said...

Whose $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ they are using????

Anonymous said...

your blood money laa !

Anonymous said...

All these projects have one objective: $$$$$$$$$. Some organization will be appointed to do the training and training is not cheap in Malaysia. Under such a scheme, the 'lecturers' are paid according to their titles they carry! PhD. say $300 to $400 per hour, Masters at $200 and so forth. The content and level not relevant!!!

Anonymous said...

Niamah, what can pea brains think of?
What can half brains think of?
What can Subsidized brains think of?

Anonymous said...

Commandos my foot....rukun tetangga pun tak boleh revive...somebody wants to make money out of this...

kaarjel said...

Just for UMNO huh...Viva 1Malaysia!! What a joke.

Anonymous said...

Dear brother and sister,

I am Myanmar who working in Malaysia more than 10 years and I would like to explain about SAMNAK SAMBODHI BUDDHIST ASSOCIATION. Therefore, recently I stayed at Sasanarakkha Buddhist Sanctuary (SBS), Taiping, Perak. I am very close with Ven. U Nandiya Maha Thero.

My monk Ven. U Nandiya is very good heart and compassion to everyone in the world, also I heard when he stayed at Kuala Lumpur Buddhist Temple, he lend donation money to President of Temple(Datuk Yip Kum Fook, MCA Gombak) with amount RM20,000.00 only and he said that money belong to Myanmar society in Malaysia.

On the other hand, my monk said, also many things happened when he stayed there because committees always disturbing, I am very sadly about that matter, why committees are very poor and crooks. Others Temple, people come to Temple to respected Buddha and Monks, also give red packet to monks. Why this Temple, monks must give money to committees, this is opposite.

If anyone receive or read this message, please inform to DATUK YIP KUM FOOK to return that amount to my monk as soon as possible.

My monk contact place:

Ven. U Nandiya
Sasana Daja Buddhist Temple
49 Bombay Street, Lidcombe NSW 2141.
Tel: (02) 9649-8124

With kindness

KO KO NAING
Taiping, Perak, Malaysia

JNU students will held protest demanding basic rights for return amount back!!!

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