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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Oh-oh! Here we go again.

Ish...ish...ish. These bloggers are too much. Seditious content! Tsk tsk tsk. All that they should leave to us. We do it much better.

First, Rais Yatim says that the government intends to 'filter' the Internet. (Filter to them. Censorship to us la.)

Then Najib says re-assuringly that there will be no censorship of the Internet.

Following that of course, Rais also nods his head and says that there will NOT be filtering of the Internet.

And now Home Minister, Hishammuddin has announced that the government would put in place a mechanism to monitor and prevent seditious content from being displayed on blogs.

In other words, the government full intends to go ahead with Rais's originally plan. Call it "Filtering" or whatever you like. It is still censorship.

But see how clever, Hishammuddin thinks he is? It's like him telling Rais that his (Rais) original plan of using pornography as the key argument was wrong. Nobody minds the occasional glance at some tits and ass. But SEDITION! Now that would strike fear in those baargers! And anyway, you can't put anybody in Kamunting for wanking off in front of their laptop computer. But SEDITION! We can lock the baargers in there and throw away the keys man!

(Aei! Najib, your ma cai's all know what your plan is or not? Sounds like they all have plans of their own leh. You say this, they say that. You do this, they do something completely different. How? You better watch out also la. Or things might just blow up in your face. Ooops! Sorry ah.)

Okay, now for something completely different. Read this quote from The Star story:

"In the past we didn't have such problems but with the advent of cyberspace, such seditious postings could probably hurt the feelings of certain communities".....Hishammuddin Hussein alleging that bloggers raise issues relating to the monarchy, race and religion which could disrupt peace and harmony in the country.

If you're not laughing your guts out by now.......well, then you deserve the government you get.


NIAMAH!!!

18 comments:

a woman said...

words of wisdom form PT.

C++ said...

Hehehehe...

These "ma chai" live in politic shall be doom by 2012... hehehe... just wait and see....

You want to filter... go ahead.. just wait la for all big player who want to come to MSC will fly away ... hahaha...

Hey GOOGLE... watch out... you're not welcome in Malaysia... we sure put a filter on you... hehehehe

tupingera said...

yea !! anything critical of the kleptocracy wil be SEDITIOUS.

NIAMAH !!!!!!!!!

C K said...

Ready...1...2...3....NIAMAH !!!

Antares said...

Aiyah dat fler is a complete waste of space. Just delete him from your reality. My blog hasn't been unlocked, don't know when Blogger will review and put it back online. Meanwhile, you can still access it on the mirror blog here...

Thanks! :-)

Ravin P said...

Ha some more farney stuffs http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/8/18/nation/20090818154953&sec=nation
They still call him Malaysian ha ha ha so deprived of people with reputation they have to go steal from other country. Tarak malu ka!! That fellow lived in Australia and the still have the gall to call him Malaysia. I guess it is okay when it makes your a**e smell like rose but otherwise we are Indian and Chinese and can balik India, China or Australia. Pathetic country

natives are restless said...

Phew! I thought they were going after my favorite haunt , GutterUncensored.

What a relief or was it a release ??? Hmmm ... but never mine that .
First it's Rais's "YES we are ..porno" , then the PM's "NO, WE ARE NOT....porno" , then it's the Home Minister's "YES , we are ... " .

I'm soooo confused these days !

Anonymous said...

he referring to UTUSAN, the mouthpiece of his party.

I LOVE politicians coz they never learn to spell the word "SHAME". Go with your siblings to collect tolls and money from security printing monopoly and stop making idiotic statements, hisha.

telur dua said...

Sedition? Chris Mudin should close down Utusan first.

Where are his priorities? Or sincerity?

KIMHO8 said...

The world craziest joker ever to me.
Chicken shit everywhere lah!

R4Os said...

Look at this BIG NOSY clown, Kerishamuddin a/l Hussein Onn, the self-appointed Moral Guardian who wanna "Filter this & that", "Monitor here & there" n threatens us with Kamunting-Camp lockaway life...

C'mon lah, you low-life amoeba, pls stop "Bugging" us and get a life for yourself...

What a Big nosy hypocrite, NIAMAH...!!!

Anonymous said...

Albur is already out of mind and out of sight we thought everything is fine, alah we have another Kiss Mudin the new comedianlah. After the next GE Mediacorp will employ him as add on comedian. Why lah why aiyoh yoh we waste so much money on those who shit through the mouth. Malaysia masih boleh.

Anonymous said...

Ugly bust(re)tard with a clamshell nose!

komando said...

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE BOSS !

THE BOSS IS NO MORE BOSS !

THE BOSS CANNOT CONTROL THE MAI CHAI !

THE MAH CHAI PIJAK KEPALA!

1 MALAYSIA SUDAH JADI KUCHAI !

"KONG KU CHAI" !

Anonymous said...

He should spend his time in Home Mnistry to clamp down the Ah Long and pirated DVD peddlars, instead of Talking Cock.

Anonymous said...

Aiya ! He is practicing his skills to become the next PM mah ! Like that also cannot meh ! Cousin of the PM what !!!

Well, GO AHEAD and become a clown of the century and when 2013 comes, you will cry instead of laughing like a clown !!!

Anonymous said...

i prefer the former botak = more fun laa !

Anonymous said...

Kris shame mudin, First, filter your newspaper. Second, filter the mouths and brains of your members. Than come and tokkok. Maybe we will listen. Triple niahma.

Nuffnang