The first piece of tokkok that caught my eye was actually part of another story. That of the MACC's latest raid on Selangor's Pakatan Rakyat officers. This time it was state exco member Rodziah Ismail’s turn.
Anyway, after the raid MACC deputy chief Commissioner Datuk Abu Kassim Mohamed expressed disappointment with the latest trend by those under investigation or by witnesses to call in the media to record or photograph the MACC officers.
“Such a practice is not only putting pressure on our officers but also on the witness. It is setting a very bad precedent. The MACC officers are carrying out their job professionally but the same cannot be said about those calling the media while we do our job,” he said.
Hello, Mr. deputy big-shot where have you been the last couple of months? In the light of what is going on in Malaysia you expect Malaysians to quietly allow you and your officers free rein in your 'investigations'??? If your officers are carrying out their job professionally as you claim what is your gripe about? Anyway, I think you have the contacts to call out the water cannon and tear gas brudders if those pesky media flers get to be too much, right? So?
The next piece of cock comes from someone who's somewhat of an expert. Home Minister Hishammuddin Tun Husseinn has ordered the Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission to take stern action against those people responsible for uploading a video clip on the Internet which purportedly shows the police assaulting a detainee.
Aiyoh Hisham, Hisham...what cock are you talking about? First, no Malaysian who possesses even an ounce of intelligence and who watched that video will think that the uniformed personnel involved are policemen. They are not wearing the PDRM uniform! And while all of us abhor the violence and the inhumane treatment of the victim we do not (although some of us might wish we could) smear that shit on our boys in blue.
And then to put his foot further down his own throat Hisham continues his tokkok by lamenting that the use of cyberspace to spread malicious lies and slander in the country was fast getting out of hand. Wah! Actually, if the Hisham fler was a stand-up comedian he'd continue that statement by saying, "If it's malicious lies and slander you want to read buy our newspapers! Cheaper than a computer and the monthly Streamyx connection." But then being a politician and a minister he's probably able to come up with something much funnier.
I am a Perakian and proud of it. Until recently I'd always thought the best of the Perak Royal family. And Raja Nazrin.....handsome, eloquent prince charming. Right out of a fairy tale la.
But today even Raja Nazrin is talking cock. “Democracy does not mean anything goes. It certainly does not mean mob rule,” he said. Errrr.....yes we as Malaysian citizens know that. And your point is? If your reference was to the recent street demonstrations I am sure Your Royal Highness knows that at those events the 'anything goes and mob rule' bits all came from the Police.
Raja Nazrin also said that our “...... constitution spells out not only what our rights are but also what the limits to those rights are.”
“These limits ensure that decisions are not made by those who wield the most power, shout the loudest or behave in the crudest manner.”
If His Royal Highness meant to direct his speech at "those who wield the most power, shout the loudest or behave in the crudest manner", then I bow down humbly in total awe and admiration of your wisdom but if you meant to direct what you said to the Malaysian Rakyat......
I don't know la. Sigh...for you flers reading this here you go and read the report and form your own conclusions about what Tuanku said la. I am going to get a stiff drink.