Niamah!!!: How not to make a video 101

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

How not to make a video 101

Rosmah: TRUSSSSSSSSSSST ME!

Aiyoh! I just discovered that Rosmah Mansor has a video on her website which is a clear lesson to anyone who wants to learn how not to make a video to convince viewers that you are a truthful, sincere, generous and big-hearted person. All of which Rosmah might indeed be. Just that the video portrays her as the total opposite. Go have a look HERE.

Niamah!!!

21 comments:

art harun said...: Awesome! Had there been you tube or such a long time ago, I am sure Lenin would make an exactly identical video.
It is so full of blurps, blips, bloops, blarbs and blebs that even the hardest man in Brixton prison would cry with absolute pride of and love for her.
Congratulations Fox Communication.; 2:39 pm
daniel said...: I noticed that her website lists the PM's office as her address and the video sports the Pejabat PM crest at the top right-hand corner.

I didn't know that when those flers voted in Najib, the wife gets voted in as well. Is she actually entitled to facilities at the PM's office?; 4:11 pm
Trevor said...: she needs to hire a director to have better take.; 7:12 pm
joolee said...: It's obvious that she just showed up and read from a script that had been prepared for her. She didn't even bother to read it through and rehearse a little. She didn't look at the camera, ie, she didn't look at her audience and she didn't smile once. What do Datin Rosmah and Whitney Houston have in common? Neither can open their eyes anymore.; 9:15 pm
Anonymous said...: Aiyah...why you ask us to see her? Enuff of this fat ass...; 11:49 pm
ck said...: and that hairdo!!! how many cans of hairspray does she use a day???; 11:54 pm
Altantuya said...: She is actually quite a nice person. The video-filmer (or is it the video cameraman?!?) was terrible.

But I think there is something wrong with her eyes. I think she's got the "smoke-gets-in-your-eyes" syndrome. Ei, does that sound familiar?

Anyway, mascara may help make her big eyes look its size. They look tiny- when the rest of her isn't!

Hmmmmm.......; 11:57 pm
aiyomanaboleh said...: I must say, the picture you hanged up in this post is one of the better ones.; 12:13 am
artchan said...: she is.........yaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkk; 7:12 am
Anonymous said...: Is the picture photo-shoped?; 9:06 am
Anonymous said...: At least she didn't look at the camera.; 9:42 am
Anonymous said...: She could have done better. I think this is every wish of a politician's wife to put up a patriotic front to impress people ! First lady of 1Malaysia ! Chewah ! Sounds good.

We shall see from now on until 2013 how she fares ???; 12:45 pm
C-Fu said...: you should listen to the high-tech text-to-speech system that fox installed.

http://www4.pmo.gov.my/datinrosmah/_view_photo.php?submission_id=106

(click the listen icon)

it's too accurate i tell ya its scary!!!; 1:54 pm
Anonymous said...: Dear C-FU, the high-tech text to speech....make me total speechless!!! hahahahaha....; 12:15 am
Anonymous said...: SOmebody please do something, she is too scary to children....No body like hers ok....especially when she wear all those jeweleries, and blow up her hair like just came out from explosion....not forgetting her body size....JIA LAT..Betul betul JIa LAT...I rasa dia nak jalan pun susah...!; 12:18 am
Anonymous said...: Actually she looks quite attactive. Hey guys give her a break for Raya lah, unless she do something nasty again.; 2:46 pm
Allyson said...: watch it, heard it.... all i can hear is my, mine, me and I.....
I think she is plain reading a script only, with no feeling what so ever.... haih....; 6:56 pm
Malaysian ghandhi said...: Doesnt she look like rigor mortis is setting in? It must be all that Botox taking effect. But as a PM's wife I guess she is "standing by her man".
I doubt if all this will last till the next G.E in 2013. Too much nonsense is going on in this country that we all love. Obama said it last year. We shall all say it "We want a change!"; 12:33 pm
ghandhiisback said...: I saw the video 3 times and I find it one of the worst self promo I have ever seen. Rosmary need to sack the script writer. Got all the grammer wrong. Oh, maybe cut cost and used local graduate? But send quote from Oxford or BBC english expert. Can make money from that also what? Rosmary, please also work on your jaw movements please. Looks like rigor mortis is setting in with all the Botox you have injected.
Anyway, its Hari raya, so Maaf maafan ok?; 12:42 pm
Anonymous said...: Reminds me of Snow White, I mean the witch in the cartoon show.; 11:42 am
Anonymous said...: reminds me of Yubaba.. the witch from the Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away film =P; 5:54 pm