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Friday, September 04, 2009

Laughable Quotes of the day

Ha tengok! Gambar I pun hitam-putih, black and white. Langsung no colour! Percaya la.

"......MACC is colour and politically-blind. We act based on complaints and evidence......."......Abu Kassim Mohd, Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission Deputy Chief Commissioner.

Right, Abu. No seriously, I think you might be absolutely right in what you're saying. But under the present circumstances, unless your MACC does some serious housekeeping and house re-decorating NOBODY is going to believe you.

"The bloggers made it seem that I fully supported the residents....".
....Hishammuddin Hussein, Malaysian Minister of Home Affairs.

The home minister was commenting on media reaction to his recent press conference to answer questions on the so-called cow-head protest in Section 13 Shah Alam. By the way, his comments, body language and tone of voice are very well documented on video here....



So, Y.B., I guess one thing you can't say is that anybody 'made' anything up.


NIAMAH!!!

42 comments:

Trevor said...

how can you laugh without the famous

NIAMAH!!!!

?

Richard Cranium said...

We can shorten "MACC is colour and politically-blind" without losing any meaning.

"MACC is blind."

Anonymous said...

these bee end politikus are a pathetic sight to behold. good for being a wayang kulit master when they retire/lost their mp seats. but then again, nobody would want to stay long enough to watch their shows becoz the moment these politikus open their mouths to narrate the story, everyone would leave as they already know the plot!

Anonymous said...

And now MCMC ordered MalaysiaKini to remove the video on "cow head protest"!

Great!

R4Os said...

What happened to these Umno fellas nowadays?

Do they still live in stone age? they don't seem to know that today's modern ICT technology is so advanced that whatever stupidity they have done are recorded and shown to the whole world to see all within a day? They still try to lie thru' their teeth, pretend innocent and blame others.

Stupid Cow-Head Liars....

Anonymous said...

I'm curious, why are there always at least a dozen other puppets all behind them when a press conference is called?

tupingera said...

I believe this abu fler and I also believe that the earth is flat.

Anonymous said...

Mr A demo, protest, paraded cow head, spat on it, stomped on it, shouted bloodshed and will hold the victims responsible for his doing of bloodshed.

YB Kerismuddin said Mr A is right and victims wrong. How can you not love Bolehland.

Anonymous said...

UMNO adalah Dalang Protes Kepala Lembu.

Anonymous said...

I suppose the Muslim in Malaysia are forbidden from learning about other religion, this has made them insensitive to other religions.

Anonymous said...

Mamakthir Kutty is correct, correct, correct when he wrote his Malay Dilemma about in-breeding. It is pretty obvious the "colour and politically blind" Abu and the "cowhead" homo minister Hishamoooooooodin are living examples of the results of in-breeding.

Anonymous said...

Good News and Bad News ...

Good News: BN will be ousted in the next election.

Bad News: Until then we ahve to bear with BN's nonsense.

KANNEH!!! said...

KANNNNNNNNN
NIIIIIIIIIII
NEHHHHHHHHHH
me really cant stand his KANNEH face...must ask Semi Value to wallop his face

Anonymous said...

These guy is really delusional...and look at all the konco-konco standing behind...reminds me of the triads movie with the not so subtle message..."don't mess with us BN flers, otherwise...."

KANNEH!!! said...

Actions speak louder than voice. Cant this guy realize it?
Again must ask Semi Value wallops his face left and right than his no-lips mouth.

KANNNNEEEEHHHH!!!

Anonymous said...

ABP = Asal bukan pebangkang...

I'm not a racist or a hate monger and disagree with the cow head incident, BUT i strongly predicting that the day BN steps down is the day Malaysia fall, im talking the 2nd about "13th may"

ANN BK3 said...

My my the unruly cow-head protestors are a real 'privileged' lot in having a hands-on HM to turun padang to attend to their supposedly woes.
Well, hats off to you SIR and do make this feel good deed a habit cos
akan datang you'll be real busy. Only in Bolehland do we find such weird happenings.

Anonymous said...

Can somebody verify that the guy on Hishammuddin's left side is actually one of the protesters? Both of them look alike!!!

komando said...

The more you open that shit hole the more shit will come out and THAT BLOODY Shit Stinks so shut the Fark up SHIT HEAD.

Anonymous said...

uncle Patrick,

i am your reader.jus want give my 2 cent view.

You work in SG, U know 鄧亮紅?what is the ending?

jus kindly remind,not offence intension.BACKUP ALL YOUR ASSET AND GET STANDBY THE LARI BACKUP PLAN.

i really cant imagine what can msia gov will doing on you.
On that time you know,all selfish reader(especially chinese) will hide and see this like episode movies.

Zanie said...

The very person that organised the rally and insulted Selangor MP's were giving special treat by Hisamudin. He was smiling proudly beside the minister and this shows clearly that he is guarded and rewarded by BN!

If this is not sided, then what is? This fella should be put in jail!

Diveman69 said...

I'm sorry uncle I just couldn't sit through the whole press statement. I was just sickened by his statements. He has dug himself a grave which is ready to welcome him. All I can say is that he has brought shame to my alma mater St John's Institution!!!!!!

pilocarpine said...

@ABP

13may is race-based

a repeat is likely, but at least, it will be justice-based

Anonymous said...

Kerismoodin was using english in the PC? Rais Yatim shld screw him.

Anonymous said...

'...how can i take actions on them ?'

rpremkumar2u said...

He is quite amused aint he? His Dad & Mom were broad minded to even seat themselves in a gurdwara in proper decorum. His dad brooked no nonsense from anybody. Now we have this species .. what else would one expect from a keris flasher?

linda said...

Muslims are not supposed to lie during Ramadhan month but many do irrespective Ramadhan or not.

In fact all the times. Like the saying goes, "You can fool someone all the time but you cannot fool all the people all the time".

Anonymous said...

which law school he came from ah? kasi malu saja la

donplaypuks® said...

Kerismuddin didn't need any help from us.

He's fully capable of puting his own head in the noose all by himself and falling on his own Keris!!

dpp
We are allof 1 race, the Human Race

R4Os said...

Diveman69 said : "I was just sickened by his statements. He has dug himself a grave which is ready to welcome him. All I can say is that he has brought shame to my alma mater St John's Institution!!!!!!"

Diveman,
are u referring to Keris'mudin or Najib? or both of them? Yeah..., they both have brought shame to our SJI alma-mater!

Niamah.....

Anonymous said...

if they limited it to 10,
1. why were there more than 10?
2. why say that they didn't know abt the cow head being brought in?

learn how to klentong la pakcik..

CowSence said...

So he(the MInister) trying to mean that what the Malay(rspecially UMNO) do(the cowhead demon) is justifiable bcos they are victimised? What intelligent tolerance you have that those guys have to resort to such action(the cowhead demon).It is purely the actions of Hooligans! and to protect the actions of these hooligans.....The Minister intelligence is also questionable!

Anonymous said...

Okay...................

All said & done....

Have action or anything being done about that Toyol fella's "palace" & the amount of millions he has being a civil servant before.....????????????????????

Anything...????

Anonymous said...

malaysia science : 'black & white' are colourless one ....ok ?

Anonymous said...

clarification :
...we din bring the cow-head ,
...we limit to 10 only ...a...aa...
50 ?..... where got 50 ?
...we marched orderly to respect our sultan ,
...we had NO police permit so...so...
it is illegal !!

Anonymous said...

Just wonder why malaysia govt have all this cow butt ministers.

Haha! 1malaysia??????

1 Malaysia? said...

This is a case of ONE WRONG Makes TWO RIGHTS!
No ISA, NO Case-lah!
Only 10 legitimate people, the rest of 40 don't know lah. NO Case-lah!
F-lah!

Anonymous said...

I am a malay

This guy is also a malay talking in the PC.....I dont have the SELERA to wait for the PC to end. He is talking with a twisted tongue!.

He claimed i) no political inclination in deciding to protest, ii) they never knew SOMEONE brings the cow-head!, iii) they cannot control the crowd iv) in demo, a right can go wrong...etc..

The fact YOU agreed to meet them BEORE your musang policia can determine WHO THAT SOMEONE who brings the cow-head, it just cinfirmed that THIS IS A POLITICAL PLOY by umno!.....what YOU are doing is a CONCERTED DAMAGE CONTROL EFFORT of a STUPID UMNO GAME gone awry....AS thousands of rakyats, malays AND non malays AND muslims AND non muslims SHOWED THEIR UTTER DISGUST!!!!.....umno SUDDENLY became defensive.....and YOU make up the REASONS as above to justify your PEOPLES ignorance(?, MY FOOT!) and them from being caught for blame!......

Isam, lu pondan!....lu bapok!....lidah lu bercabang.....lu umno baru(ah) bengap......lu bangang.....YOU can do what you are doing ONLY because your father is Hussin.....that's all!....YOU misused your position as a federal minister TO COVER UP umno's wrongs......perpetrated by the SONGKOK TINGGI @ PUKI-DAH!.....they are umno's SUNCTIONED gangsters.....the whole malays and this nation KNOWS this!.......

umno will regret what they have done. Majority of malays will just watch what umno has done that deserved them to be deserted!.....umno baru(ah) is a minority amongst the malays....and we know, bulk of malays in umno are not agreeing with what you guys did.....and Isam, we malays also know that umno is now DIVIDED to THREE clans......the one who still subscribes to the ORIGINAL umno of 1946 is just watching YOUR stupidity!.....the other clan is waiting by the sideline to pounce on you and your cousin!......and the leader is from johore!.....

Malaysia will watch umno disintegrate.......with inter-clan infighting!......The MASTER PUPPETEER is smiling!.....

Anonymous said...

only the idiot that act stupidly like this..who else can beat them in acting??? all the herd of people and cow eaters

Anonymous said...

The DAP has been questioning about the PKFZ Scandal many years ago and the MACC, politicians and police did not really look at the issue seriously !

Now, when OTK is seen to be the champion of the so called PKFZ Scandal, everybody seem to be talking about the issue already ! Everyone seemed to be serious in their work already ! Huh ???

Niamah !!!

Afuw said...

Hisham doesn't support the protestors lah. The video was, apa nama, superimposed. Moreover the protestors didn't know who brought the cow head what. They only stepped and spat on it.

Me said...

fuck off lah hishamuddin. STFU.

Nuffnang