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Monday, September 07, 2009

Okay la. Go ahead and cane.

Na...cam ni je. Tak sakit.

Apparently, the Home Minister, Hishammuddin Hussein has "cleared" the Prisons Department to cane Kartika Sari Dewi Shukarno, the part-time model who was caught drinking beer.

"Cleared"??? What the fuck does that mean? Oh wait, the YB goes on to explain...

He said that the prison department's director-general Datuk Zulkifli Omar and a woman officer came to his office last week to conduct a caning demonstration for him (I've had my suspicions about the YB's kinky-ness. Heh heh heh... - PT).

And how did they perform this demonstration for the YB?


“She tapped the back of a chair with the cane........... (don't you just love that statement? - PT)

......There was little force involved and it was not going to inflict pain, not even like the caning carried out in schools in those days."

Ah so!!! Don't we all feel better knowing that. Oh wait, Yang Berhormat qualifies further by saying....that although he was now satisfied that the department was able to conduct the caning, he still felt it had no experience to do so.

And so? What the fuck was all that rigmarole about then?

After all that, all I as a Malaysian citizen is convinced of is that our YB's full-time occupation is making a fool of himself.


NIAMAH!!!

42 comments:

Trevor said...

haha, I love your last paragraph.

It summarised of whatever he did lately :)

Baldwin said...

oh my...another good ol crap.

Niamah!!! ..good one Pat. =)

Anonymous said...

A minister wasting time on trivial matter.

I rest my case.

sad story said...

I pray that this Hishamuddin will soon be able to climb back to humanity.

Very sad indeed to see him lost of direction and languishing.

Ideally he should be relieved of his ministerial duties and go on sabbatical leave as soon as possible , do some soul searching.


God bless him.

Anonymous said...

Can the YB first loh, then they have the necessary experience what...Niamah!

mecharojak said...

i loled, niamah...

ayepsepa_sarawak said...

"..tapped the back of a chair..?" WTF??!!! what kind of a DEMO is that? my father was a school disciplinary cikgu in my high school. yup!! he demo it to us, alright.. he whipped the cane so hard, the tip splits!!!! NOW THAT'S DEMO!!!! this is like "..yeah, spank me, baby..oh!!! harder, please..." what a lame ass JOKE!!!!

Anonymous said...

I think everyone in the country but one would agree with you...he he he

Anonymous said...

'wise man say.....only fools rush in.....but I.....can't help, falling in love with kerishamuddin's fooooooooooooool..............,'

the politician really says the darndest things........NIAMAH........

Anonymous said...

I thought there cannot be a more idiotic, dumb S, Minister than Syed Hamid.

I WAS WRONG!

Kerishamoodin wins hands down!!!

BN-crap said...

LOLZ Loved the last para.

artchan said...

is this the same fler helping the fisherman build a shelter...then the father will surely turn in his grave.

prv label said...

Yes, he has sunk even further from his Keris waving days. This man is suppose to be a lawyer and a graduate. Niamah!

Anonymous said...

"..tapped the back of a chair?". He might as well caress the back of the chair. He his making sure nobody beat him to the MORON of the year contest.

donplaypuks® said...

The Cane said:

"F... me you little mama's boy,you call that a whack? Now, get me Rotan Singh and I'll show you....." Lol!

I think Kerismudin has shown himself to be of so low intellect, that even the backbechers club may not have a place for him when Najib is forced to ditch him!

He must be the 3rd Stooge after the performance of DPM and Defence Minister in Permatang Pasir!!

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

tupingera said...

What's the big deal????

Just find a voyeuristic sadist to cane the masochistic exhibitionist.

Anonymous said...

Semoga si-Hishamudin balik ke pangkuan jalan. Sedarlah dan tolong insaf cepat demi nama baik datukmu.

ANN BK3 said...

Poor fella, with all the brickbats raining on him lately, his biorhythm is at it's lowest ebb. Time to SOS
BIG BOSS AND MAMA to arrange a session with MASTER JI if it's not already too late!!

Anonymous said...

Ai yo, with the recent happenings I think it is better he should be transfered to the Ministry of Child care, Kindergarden... or whatever ministry below the age of 12. Such mentality......ai yo yo...why lah why have him in this ministry. Whole world is laughing lah.

Anonymous said...

well sai hamid got a successor at last.

Anonymous said...

Niamah ... there this idiot Keris-moo-cow-dick goes again. This fler is full of shit!!!!

looes74 said...

Woi friends,
I have difficulty in understanding how the caning being done. Perhaps, Hisham can be the first person to demonstrate by receiving the lashed Islamic way
Or JJ would be the better person

natives are restless said...

sad story ,
"god bless him " ?? you kidding ??!!!
"God bless us all ... thank you very much .!!"

natives are restless said...

This guy has outdone himself time and time again ... with stupidity .

Anonymous said...

This NoShamemooodin is a block of Deadwood, period.

How I wish it's this deadwood's head that the SA Section 23 hoodlums were carrying in their infamous protest. Then Toyol would be correct, correct, correct that this deadwood's head represents stupidity.

Anonymous said...

Anyone has the Book -Minister makes easy ? Jobless now and thought this well cud be the last resort to get one.

The Last book I had long time ago was something like -Economics makes easy by that Singh guy..cant recall the full name.

Miracle seeker.

Anonymous said...

...wat la ? no other more important
things in the country ah ??
...mau hantam , hantam cepat laa !

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8eNcrgNleU

komando said...

THE MORON OF THIS WORLD/Universe/Galaxy AWARD FOR THE NEXT 500 YEARS GOES TO..............KERIS MUDIN aka Tok Mudin the cut cock expert from kampong tanjung rambutan!

Geronimo said...

If there is no "benefit" from the caning, like inflicting pain, so as to teach the offender a lesson, then why cane at all. My reasoning is that such an act affects the DIGNITY of a person, more so a female.

Anonymous said...

Hello PT,
Since taking office,the DPM and the HM have been making a fool of themselves even over trivial matters.Maybe PM is also looking for an outsider for these jobs !!!!

Anonymous said...

Canning without pain is like punishing someone by giving his lolly. Waste of time.

But we have to be fair to him, now cannot show off his kris so how to think?

Anyway, this is bolehland, what do you expect Patrick. On the bright side, this makes for a good laugh la. Good kopitiam talk or teh tarik talk ya.

If we get serious then we will be upset la so stay cool and just think that we make the world a happy place, make the whole world laugh. You think USA or Singapore can do that ah!!!!

wong said...

with rais yatim. nazri aziz n this hisham...we aere never short of full time clowns..how the fxxk those voters got them in ? must be clowns voting for clowns...i laughed each time these 3 stooges talk..who would win , clown of the year?

SameSame said...

Hahahahahaha....good one Patrick!

Well, like said and expressed by the rest, let him be the 1st to be caned and thats experience enuff for the 'execution'

What a joker! Total waste of our tax payers' money!!!!!

Anonymous said...

The Hon Home Minister, scion of a very illustrious former PM and a very decent man indeed, was doing well in his early political career.

Had he been in politics for too long - burnt out ?

If the Home Minister, whom I think is above average, is the benchmark for the performance of the Cabinet - what hope of the future for us ?

Uranus

Anonymous said...

Then why worry my muslim friend who has a thing for a 'chilled one', the minister already assured you no pain one.

Clownie said...

For this season, the behavior of Hisapmudin and Rice Yatim have made Nazri like a saint :)


Land of clowns

Anonymous said...

recently they caught some muslims drunk and caught few coppers too. they dont kena caned ah?

Anonymous said...

peter's principle in display. pure incompetent in this post.

aiya, hisha join your family and collect tolls lah. or print security stickers under the monopoly owned by your siblings lah.

what else huh? Mahatir, sounds familiar with your children?

BravoEagleHotel said...

No problem we appoint another Senator to be Minister
SUPer Niamaaaaaah ...
Was he in education before ... No wonder we are sinking in Studies too ... Niaaaaaaaaaaaamah

Anonymous said...

How fast do you think before this gets banned? http://gutteruncensoredwebs.blogspot.com/2009/09/hypocrite-muslim-minister-in-malaysia.html

ktteokt said...

If the woman who drank beer is to be caned, shouldn't the Muslim who manufactures beer for consumption by other Muslims be punished more severely? So what are they doing with TDM's son?

Nuffnang