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Thursday, September 03, 2009

Pure, unadulterated bovine manure

No lah. Diorang achah aje. Joking only. You give me a couple of days and I will say something completely different la. Boleh?

The animal manure that can be gathered from just ONE press conference by Hishamuddin Hussein can fertilise hectares of Malaysian soil. Just take a whiff of what was reported in The Malaysian Insider yesterday.

Headline: Hisham defends cow-head protestors

Quotes: "They felt victimised and feel that there is another valid explanation on their part. There was no intention on their part to cause racial divide."
Ah so...of course. That's why they organised a march with screaming banners and fiery speeches and shouted about majority and minority races.


"(they) didn’t even know that somebody was going to bring the head of the cow during that demonstration."
Ah so...of course. But since somebody brought it along it would not be polite to refuse the offering ya? Oh. while we're at it might as well stomp on it and spit on it as well.

"If I wanted to use the issue to create chaos in Selangor, I can but we didn’t take such actions"
Ah so...of course. You are an elected people's representative and a Yang Berhormat and so you can say silly things like this. You can create chaos but out of the kindness of your heart (not common sense mind you) you won't la. Ribuan terima kasih, YB.

"I have it in my records to show there were cases where a pig-head was used by irresponsible parties including leaving the head in front of an Umno building covered by an Umno flag"
Ah so...of course. Errr...there were cases ah? More than one ah? When? Where? Who? Tell us la so we can also kick their asses instead of just yours. Oh by the way, while you're at it also tell us how your people handled those cases. Were they as understanding as your goodself?

"If it can be resolved quickly and can be done with both sides understanding each other ... why would we want to penalise anybody?"


Ah so...of course. You are such a magnanimous minister. Your late father would have been proud. And I love the last part of your statement..."why would we want to penalise anybody?" Damn blaardy classic la.

NIAMAH!!!

61 comments:

KANNEH!!! said...

Well, what do we have here,Umno produce yet another bxxtxxd idiot Home Minister which like to slap their own faces with poos.
Previuos home minister said they have to relocate the police beat base in Chow Kit cause that area is full of bandits. Great explanation of shits and now we have another home minister that said this bunch of racists are INNOCENT. oh ..so poor thing

Anonymous said...

Hai Patrick I love the part this Mongoloid said about the protester only a small group of 50 odd Donkeys so the police just allow them to continue. So in future we do it in small group of 50s X 1000 500meter apart the police will allow. That is what the Mongoloid said LOL.

Jason said...

I bet everyone LOVES this minister.

Trevor said...

Ya ya ya.
Correct correct correct.

He might as well defend the anti-ISA protesters, with the same (but slightly modified) statement:

"They felt victimised and feel that there is another valid explanation on their part...."
And hence the demonstration.

"(they) didn’t even know that they were carrying anti-ISA badge during that demonstration."
Perhaps they also didn't even know why they suddenly traveled to KL

"If I wanted to use the issue to create chaos in KL, I can but we didn’t take such actions"
That's why pro-ISA protesters was demonstrating peaceful way of protest and hence no lockup by police

"I have it in my records to show there were cases where a peaceful march was used by irresponsible parties....."
True, that's why peaceful march should be held in stadium, with people walking around the running track.

"If it can be resolved quickly and can be done with both sides understanding each other ... why would we want to penalise anybody?"
Unfortunately, pro-ISA and anti-ISA parties can't understand each other, and hence the penalisation on anti-ISA

oh last but not least,

niamah

sheon said...

they used the cow head to march, and the manure to give press statement.

Richard Cranium said...

Dick head. And I don't mean you.

donplaypuks® said...

That Chairman of S23 Committee can be clearly seen stepping on the cow's head, in the Youtube video. Next he will claim it was an accident!!

And of course, the Jews should apologise to Hitler, Malaysians to Hirohito, Bosnian Muslims to Karadic, Afghanis to Russians and Irqis to Bush. How poorly many have misunderstood the benign and subtle altruism of fascists among whom Kerismudin must be the new Chairman!!

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

JustMe said...

Scumbag who has a non-existence otak udang (shrimp brain) talked crap and think we are all stupid like him! So who's the next moron on the crap list? Bring it on, so that we can slaughter them one by one! Can we still hope for a better nation?

Anonymous said...

vomit what this bastard saying.
Think rakyat will buy his bill.
bullshit!!!

Anonymous said...

Can't help but say NIAMAH!

Yadayada said...

can you give me the link regarding the protest?
i missed the news...

Anonymous said...

Pat,

This hopeless Minister is not fit to be the Minister of Home Affairs.If his uncle is not the Prime Minister,I bet he has no place in this cabinet as his nincoompoop type of doing thing makes him a mockery of himself.To support the group of racist protesters shows that he is pouring fuel in the fuel and this would make the situation even worst.

KNN said...

another tokok MP! Charge them for illegal demo & sedition.

Anonymous said...

PAt, you know if Hishammudin was japanese, his name would be Fullofshito San.

Anonymous said...

BN practised double standards.

Let us give them another lesson in the next election to evict Hishamudin!

Anonymous said...

I love about the part about the pig head!!! Perhaps we should organise a march with less than 50 people and wrap the pig head with an UMNO flag.

The our YB will defend us saying that "they felt victimised and feel that there is another valid explanation on their part. There was no intention on their part to cause racial divide."

On second thought, if such an incident really took place in the past, I doubt that they will keep quiet. Sometimes, they think we are kids or what???? NIAMAH!

Anonymous said...

blue-shirt fler : " ...aiyah, sori..
maaf...aku tak tau aku was stepping the ...the...apa ni...kepala lembu ,
aku was so nervous talking shouting,
1st time talking in public veri exciting... so ...so...resting my my foot on ...on....kepala someting ...
we din even tau who bring the bloody
head kepala there ....NOW the minister said never mind laa .....!"

Anonymous said...

There I told you what. Don't complain about Syed Al Blur you all complain this and that and now ...how you wish Al Blur is back. At least Al Blur is a better comedian. Readers have fun with all the laughters. Now this He Sucks Moo Din....ai yo phui, phui, phui. What a waste of tax payer's hard earn money.

Anonymous said...

What Dr M said was correct too much in-breeding among the locals and in the process the ARABS and INDIAN and maybe BUGIS have to be inseminated to create better breeds. ADOI sometimes it goes to other extreme - lebih parah lagi ( Worsens)

This is the typical sample of NIAMAH -lebih parah lagi

Greenbug said...

F**king shit Minister!

Anonymous said...

The cow-head incident is engineered by UMNO. That's why hishamudin had closed door meeting with those thugs to calibrate the next course of action.

Anonymous said...

LKS's blog:

Datuk Seri Hishamuddin Hussein as Home Minister has done the equivalent of wielding the keris at the Umno Youth General Assembly for three consecutive years as Umno Youth leader which had been accepted by Barisan Nasional leaders as a major factor in the political tsunami of the March 8 general election last year!

It would appear that Hishammuddin is determined to make another unforgettable contribution which would ensure that the uncompleted political changes in the political tsunami of the March 8 general last year could be fully accomplished in the next general elections.

Yesterday, Hishammuddin usurped the roles of the Attorney-General and the police to defend and justify last Friday’s cow-head demonstration in Shah Alam, totally insensitive to the insult and profanity of such an act of sacrilege to Hindus in the country.

Anonymous said...

there is chinese saying that goes like 'the cow head doesn't match with the horse mouth' which means (if I'm not wrong) spewing nonsense.

the horse mouth here is clearly hishamuddin since cow head is already taken up. Good thing he doesn't look like a horse because even horses won't want him in their family.

Anonymous said...

Like This The Malay can Use Kepala Lumbu,Cina can Use Kepala Babi and Indus can Use Kepala Kambing,Theb We will Have LumBaKam.This is New Name For 1Malaysia.

nandhakumar said...

Hisha-mooooo-din the dumbest minister uncontested.

Anonymous said...

Building a temple among Muslim/Malay majority area is not acceptable to the protestors? We have so many places in Malaysia where temples, mosques and churches are built near to each other. I don't see anything in Quran or Hadith that says it is wrong.

I see mosques being built in non-Malay majority areas, so can non-Malays now protest if we are to built a mosque in a non-Malay majority area?

Take a hypothetical situation. If they are to step on our beloved Quran or bring a swine's head into the compound of a mosque to protest, can Hishamuddin say that we cannot blame the protesters for doing so ?

When other people have been detained under the ISA and arrested for attending candle light vigils or wearing black T-shirts, how can the home minister say we cannot blame a group of protesters with a very clear intention of inciting racial and religious sentiments?

Anonymous said...

Looks like we are back to our childhood days.
Everyday listening to CARTOON talks & Tot Kok.

The difference is that those CARTOONS talk nonsense ,cowsai and are highly paid.
Ini yang buat Tak Tahan ni.

Tehlampa & Nia Seng Production House.

Anonymous said...

This must be one of the most despised ministers ever.

telur dua said...

Chris Muddin dah bosan main pisau. Sikarang dia nak main politik perkauman.

Nakal betul si-badul ini.

artchan said...

Fark you Hishamuddin....eh sooorrrrry....i had no choice, You see i have no brain...and i was under pressure(like the sec 23 goons) to tell you to fark off..and get yourself a flying fark up your rear.

ANN BK3 said...

"THE BEST HOME MINISTER MONEY CAN BUY"

Anonymous said...

Patrick,

You have aptly given this blog the right and most accurate title!

Cheers!

TiuNiaSeng said...

The MInister said because they have no where to voice their grievences,so they took it to the street and moreover the number is only 50 or so. So, next time,folks you have any grievences and feel no body listen to you, you go to the street and make sure the number must not exceed 50.If police interfere, you tell them that the Home Minister said it is allowed.

Trashed said...

Any Johannian or alumni of Uni of Aberswyth must be wondering how this fellow passed through their halls.

Now it seems that he has seen the error of his original comments and asks for stern action to be taken.
Must have had a word with Rais Yatim.

Dangerous precedent for the person in charge of Home Affairs, since he can't figure out right from wrong.

PickToTell said...

Cartoon for "Dancing with the cow!" and "Suicide in MACC"

http://picktotell.blogspot.com/

Anonymous said...

*** all of u dont just tokok here.

*** go down to the streets when u are needed, ok?? last anti-isa march was a disgrace. i expected 150,000 to 200,000. instead just 15,000 turned up. chinese and indian buggers are to f-king kiasu. esp those chinese b-ggers. d

*** useless bunch of arm-chair critics. that's what u all are here.


4RAKYAT

natives are restless said...

This Minister & others like him are so out of touch with the sentiments of a great majority of Malaysian these days.
This Government's actions and in-actions [as the case maybe] on racial , economic , religious and other issues to ensure their hold on power is gonna to fail them totally.

Until and unless it comes clean for it's citizens , where justice is administered to all , regardless of race & creed ; it's days are numbered.
Each day the sky over Malaysia is getting darker and darker ... clouded with never ending report of murders , scandals , bigotries ,corruptions , etc.

It has come to a point that any change is better than no change in Government. Our Government is NOT a government for all . Our Government has let us all down .Our Government has fail us miserably .

Anonymous said...

I thought that his buddy minister Nazi have solve the mystery of gangsterism in Selangor about 2 weeks ago. Now he is protecting the gangsters in Selangor. Who are the gangsters in Selangor. I rest my case. Many will agree with me that he is leading the race to be he MORON OF THE YEAR. I doubt anyone will beat him to it. I rest my case.
How damn sore can a Peace Loving Malaysian get before he turn into a War Loving Malaysian? Almost everyday we hear crap from them and we are push further into the wall.

Anonymous said...

Instead of the cow head, his head should have been use. Intellectually they are of about the same level. I hope that I m not insulting the cow by this comparision. Or am I. Secondly,the cow have more value in providing milk and meat. I m not a cannibal.

Anonymous said...

I just cannot understand how our beloved Tun Hussien Oon can have a son like that. Maybe he is an anak ankat, or worse a bas.......@#$

Anonymous said...

Look... is it a plane? is it a bird? Super...man....? no hey it is Hisham lah doing a 360 degree turn.Fantastic man how he decides. Today cannot charge tomorrow go ahead ai yo why so fickle minded make up your mind lah and don't pray pray. I just wonder what baby mahatail is going to say next. Maybe making twice 360 degree turn. Baby... oh baby.... why lah why....ai yo yo......

Anonymous said...

On Merdeka Day I watched on Astro the Globe Trekker Ian Wright's trip to Melacca where he highlighted the Malaysia's rich cultural and religiuos diversity in the 'Harmony Street' where temple, kuil, mosque and church co-exist in proximity.

Perhaps Hishamkrismudin would like to promote his version of 1Malaysia by promoting intolerance to non-Muslims. He can invite Ian Wright, Samantha Brown, Anthony Bourdain or even Andrew Zimmern to show the world the meaning of the 'cow-head' protest in this aspect.

Let the world see that Malaysia is not truly Asia, but totally Melayu!

ycg said...

times have indeed changed. Now it is soooo easy to proof that all our ministers are cows...yawwwnnnnn

R4Os said...

Somebody should organize a group of 50, bring a pig-head to Umno HQ, wrap it nicely in Umno flag, and hand it to Keris'mudin.

But better do it quick coz this idiots have very short memories, just not so long ago, they told Malaysians "Demonstration is not our Malaysian culture...", and then they sent in FRU to beat up PR's peaceful demonstrators to pulp, and arrested them...

NiaMAHHH...

Anonymous said...

To 4RAKYAT(1.45am).Why the police catch you(antiISA demon) is becos yr number is too big(15000).As the Home Minister said 50 or so is alright,so you go in group of 50s,then the police cannot catch you!Tauh tak! (By the way dont simply call people f....bugger bcos it reflect on what type of person you are! Pls jadi orang yang bersopan.Kalau nak dapat sokongan,mesti cakap bersopan!

AH TUCK said...

I feel pity for the sacrificed cow. What sin has it done to deserve such fate being paraded and stepped on? I hope the protestors will be put behind bars for inciting hatred....aiya...i know...sure no action but more pure bullshit..

side-tracked on the issue a bit here...
Whats wrong with the residents of Kg Buah Pala? Havent they come to their senses yet they have let their arses to be played by MIC goons? unbelievable...

Anonymous said...

This LembuMuddin not shall be rated 18SG and SX

Anonymous said...

KerisMuddin ... you have become one of them ... or maybe they are under your order .... ISA yourself .... double standard

so when Indian not voting or supprt BN....the reward is Cow Head

michael said...

Dear Patrick,

The headline in the STAR today reported a very annoyed Hishamuddin barking (or should I say moo-ing) "Charge them." ie. charge those who bought a cow's head to the Selangor State Secretariat.

He also said "The bloggers made it seem that I fully supported the residents."

If the guy who brought the cow head to the protest argued that he bought the head from a market for his "sop lembu" but someone hijacked his prize then how huh?

Who is more guilty of provocation?
The guy who brought the head or those guys who stomped on the head while making fiery speeches on drawing blood if the temple were built?

Niamah !

Anonymous said...

REPLY TO "Anonymous said... 12:11 PM..."

i'm sorry...our indians friends are an involved lot too. hindraf and all that... what a protest!! i take back that part of my statement.

but the chinese...still hopeless. too busy guarding their money. too busy with mahjong.

what sopan?? you cannot sopan with UMNO. they are no longer waras. sudah hilang segalan nilai murni orang melayu. umno = melayu haprak. but not all umno members are evil. some 3% to 5% are still salvagable i think.

i WAS there in the isa rally. not quite in the thick of the action but i WAS there. it mattered to me. did it matter to you - enough to make u go there? i went to chan sow lin, parked my car. no way in from across the street to the istana. i then drove to san peng. parked my car. and WALKED all the way there with my wife.

BOTH OF US were there.

u wanna be sopan? u can be sopan with your political enemies. but umno is not (merely) a political enemy. umno is malaysia's enemy. f-king umno no sopan dengan kami semua. we have to fight them - ala gandhi. 100,000. 200,000. not a mere 10,000 or 15,000. memalukan...

GET INVOLVED. WALK THE TALK.

or else bring your retorics somewhere else. go play with schoolchildren. enrol in school debates. this is national politics. this is about the future of our children - whether they grow up as bigots or clear-headed.

***finally, if you are still schooling or in college, please remember to register as a voter as soon as practically possible go tell your friends too.

*** we need the numbers from GE13. we need at least 8,000,000.

4RAKYAT

Anonymous said...

Homo minister to the press: Don't blame the poor victims of section 23. They have been neglected by the Pakatan Selangor govt. and they have valid reasons to gather in an approved group not exceeding 50 to have their voices heard. They did not know how the cow's head came into existence. We should blame the cow for severing it's own head and losing it. The poor section 23 victims were carrying the severed cow's head to try to return the severed head back to the cow. The Pakatan government is trying to make these kind hearted section 23 victims look bad when they are trying to do a good deed in returning the head in this holy month. I have directed our good PIG Musang to locate the headless cow and to charge the cow in court for causing all these unnecessary bally hooha. I guarantee you that with the powers invested in me as the homo minister, I will see to it that the headless cow will be charged for sedition and for inciting racial tension and for causing the poor 50 victims of section 23 to suffer so much stress.

Anonymous said...

Cant believe this is happening in Malaysia! Hishamuddin, how on earth did you,or rather who made you a minister? Shame on you, really

Anonymous said...

Hi nandhakumar 6.27pm

You are too kind to the rest of BN government ministers. Hisha-mooooo-din is Not the only dumbest minister uncontested, ALL the UMOOOOOONO/BN ministers are the dumbest. You have forgotten DPM Moooooohiddin (disbarred lawyer's embezzlement offence equivalent to parking ticket violation), Mooookhriz son of Kutty, Nazri "Taxi", Chew mei fun the tourist minister, the uncultured Rais-icts minister of culture and the rest of the gang (too many to state their names here without incurring the wrath of Patrick for taking up his bandwidth)

komando said...

This is what we called NIK KUM PUT...
ALSO CAN CALL HIM :" TAI LUNG NGONG" CAN ALSO NAME HIM "SOH HAI CHAI"..

HE HAS SHAME HIS FATHER, GRAND FATHER AND ALL HIS SIBLINGS AND ALL HIS CHILDREN.

THE HISTORY BOOKS WILL RECORD WHAT EVER HAPPENS TO THIS COUNTRY, THE PARENTS WILL SPEAK TO THEIR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN, AND GREAT GRANDCHILDREN...AND SO FORTH..

WE WILL NOT STOP TALKING....WE WILL TELL ALL OUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES WORLD WIDE WHAT THIS COUNTRY HAS BECOME...

WE ARE WORST THAN ZIMBABWE AND ANY THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES....

WE ARE WORST THAN THE FORMER SOUTH AFRICAN REGIME ...WORST THAN APARTHEID !


LET THAT BE KNOWN, THIS TWO COUSINS WILL HAVE THEIR DAY... HEAVEN AND EARTH WILL BE WITNESS TO THEIR EVIL DEEDS AND LIES.!

SIX FEET UNDER GROUND AND YOU SHALL SEE WHO IS THE REAL BOSS OF THE BOSSES....ALL UMNO & BN POLITICIANS....BE FOR WARNED

YOU WILL DIE ! ONE DAY ALL OF YOU!

Anonymous said...

'...how can i charge them ? they just wanted to show their anger there
....they told me they oso dun know where the ...the head...the cow-head
come from ......u want me to abolish the isa & now u want me to isa them
....how can , mana got logik ...? '

Anonymous said...

Pat.., didn't that Toyol fella called it a "stupid" cow....!!

The "stupid" cow also represents them... If they've forgotten.

They also consume it all their lives.....

Korban this & korban that...!!!!!

Well, I guess I now know why these people behaved "stupidly" during Ramadan.....

And.... say the "stupidest" things for all to laugh...!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

It is better to stay quite than to say something and let the whole world know what an idiot you are. Is that so, sometimes I can't help but think these goons are just plain ARROGANT, and what are or can you do about it. I just hope GE13 is tomorrow, God help Malaysia.

Anonymous said...

yes is absolutely right when he said a 'stupid' cow..wonder la they eat beef to show the stupidity as well...GREAT KHIR TOYO..terima kasih kerana bercakap benar dan mengaku lembu tu boleh macam manusia-manusia yang makan dagingnya...tahniah seklai lagi..baring di lantai dan meludah agar ludah tu jatuh ke muka kau juga..bodohnya 'cow' ( kau )

daripada
layu-kapiak

KepalaOtak said...

Itu K.Toyol,pergi mampus dia!Cakap tak pakai otak! Nak cari alasan sahaja! Itu binatang adalah kurnia dari tuhan supaya manusia ada makanan. Ia bukan bodoh,tetapi manusia yang kejam! K.Toyol, you cakap begitu menunjuk kaulah yang lagi bodoh(berbanding dengan lembu itu)!

bennyloh said...

THE GREAT DEFENDER

Anonymous said...

At times, when you are not so clever, don't pecah tembelang lah ! Otherwise, not only your father will R.I.P. Rest In Peace but Rise If Possible !

Maybe without the new media, all controlled media will show us your good nature but nowadays the rakyat are clever and I suggest that you keep your mouth shut, nobody will think that you are mute !!!

Better for you and your party !!!

God have mercy on Malaysia and the current leaders !!!

Nia mah and Mah Nia !!!

Nuffnang