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Friday, October 09, 2009

The New MACC

The new MACC

'Bribe' the young lady at the box office with RM33.88 and get "investigated" by the new MACC!

The new MACC

where you don't JUST die but die LAUGHING!

More details at www.ticketcharge.com.my and +603 22419999

31 comments:

Peguam Haram said...

may the new MACC @ PJ Live Arts Theatre help to stamp out BN's corruption.

We have known about the multi-billion ringgit Port Klang Free Zone debacle for years now, and that to date, nobody has been collared and held in the MACC offices overnight for non-stop questioning. We can question a lowly state assemblyman’s aide about the petty sum of RM2,400, but we can’t even bring ourselves to hold ministers and tycoons accountable for wasting billions — this has been the case since the time of Mahathir, and it remains the case today.

1FrustMan said...

Hi patrick, do check out these comments by our DPM -

“Every year, the Government finances around RM1.6bil in wages and allowances for teachers of Chinese schools.

“The Barisan Nasional has always helped the community and we will continue to do so. We hope that the Chinese here will reciprocate by voting for us this Sunday,” he added.

This is taken from: http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/10/9/bagan_pinang/4874600&sec=bagan_pinang

Gratitude said...

Hahahahaha Serious ka Pat?....I wanna go watch then!

Awang Risiko said...

Hishammuddin believes that a win for Isa, a man who was once found guilty by his own party for vote-buying, in Bagan Pinang on Sunday will inspire change in Umno.

Yes, all UMNO members will get new conscience from their Mr. Rehabilitator as all of them will be cleansed of their corruption sins. All is forgiven.

Makan suap is acceptable. Enjoy your mansions.

Niamah!

Anonymous said...

i kah kah kah kah oredi lor.

natives are restless said...

Hey! Patrick , did you read this on Malaysia Insider ?

"Isa victory will inspire change, says Hishammuddin"

thepplway求真 said...

a joke?

Rais said...

Obama got nobel peace prize with his 'Yes We Can" slogan.

I believe Najib will get his with his "1World" vision.

SK said...

Niamahhhh, ho sehhh ahh, I go I go ...

Nana said...

Is David Teo watching?

Antares said...

Brilliant and inspired! At least the poster got me laughing, always a good omen :-)

C++ said...

Bhai Patrick...

Hahahaha... what a good joke you have here... hahahaha...

I do respect the comedy done by Douglas Lim. I'm sure MACC will bring the best from this fella

Ho ho ho said...

How about bringing the show to other parts of malaysia ?

komando said...

MACC - malaysian agency of cock & cunt

let them be lah

all for nothing good fellas

rot in hell soon

top to bottom
safe for the good ones they know who they are and we know who they are also!

Anonymous said...

Time for a change after watching so much drama on the MCA's EGM and the Bagan Pinang By-Election !

Hope this MACC show can give us a break on the current scenario of Malaysia.

1Niamah !!!

Anonymous said...

Patrick, many a time you kill me with your visual aids. Too funny to be compatible with life.

Anonymous said...

cant see it in the youtube ONE ?

Anonymous said...

Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin urged the Malays to get rid of their “siege mentality” and take on the mantle of true leadership, one which includes all the races of Malaysia while not neglecting the plight of the Malays.

Is he contradicting UMNO's malay agenda?

Anonymous said...

See the Sunday Times today - an article on this MACC-EGM.

MACC Ori said...

The 10-month-old Malaysian Anti-Corruption Commission (MACC) says it needs more time for the people to judge its effectiveness.

Chief Commissioner Datuk Seri Ahmad Said Hamdan said MACC wanted to be more professional in its work to gain the people’s respect.

“I suppose this poses a threat to dishonest individuals trying their best to discredit the MACC, knowing that sometimes we have no choice but to remain silent in order not to jeopardise ongoing investigations.

Anonymous said...

泰國法醫普緹指出,由於能在趙明福身上找到墜樓前已出現的傷勢,她因此斷定趙明福有80%的可能性是遭到他殺,而自殺的機率只有20%。

普緹在趙明福身上找到的傷痕包括:頸部出現勒痕、肛門有傷勢以及大腿後側也出現疑似遭人以木棒打傷的痕跡。

Anonymous said...

Please highlight the abuse/corruption by civil servants as reported by AG Report.

Anonymous said...

Patrick

Are you involved in the Singapore movie 'The Blue Mnasion' that is filmed in Penang?

The show has a 30 sec nude scene by Emma Yeung. It is rated NC16 in Singapore.

Blue Mansion said...

http://www.thebluemansion.com/

Patrick Teoh stars in THE BLUE MANSION as Wee Bak Chuan, the Pineapple King. Louisa Chong as his wife Siok Lin. The movie is filmed in Penang. It is a Singapore production, starring Adrian Pang as 2nd son.

Tagline of the movie: Sometimes your family just kills you.

Will this movie be shown in Malaysia withou cut as it has nude scene of Emma Yong (sorry, not Louisa Chong).

(I am giving free publicity to patrick Teoh, better thank me with a free pass of the movie).

Anonymous said...

The Blue Mansion is a quirky murder mystery movie about a wealthy Asian tycoon who dies suddenly under mysterious circumstances. He returns as a ghost to try to uncover the secret of his death with the help of his family and the police.

www.thebluemansion.com

Anonymous said...

The BN's MACC has absolutely no right to question anyone right now because its credibility is so questionable. Nothing it does will ever be credible or justifiable, however hard it tries.

The entire agency should just be razed to the ground and re-built from scratch with an entirely new set of people with unquestionable integrity though getting there would be another challenge.

Ivan the Heng said...

I have just watched The Blue Mansion in Singapore.

Better than any of the Malay movies in Malaysia.

My only problem with the movie is that Lim Kay Siu's character is Patrick Teoh's son in the movie. Not Ngam!

Anonymous said...

How on earth can Lim Kay Siu's character be the son of Patrick Teoh the Pineapple King in The Blue Mansion?

Anonymous said...

What about CUCI the musical?

Patrick, are you in it?

Anonymous said...

Patrick is more suited for CACI the rated musical,

Anonymous said...

MACC merely hauling up the “small fry” instead of catching the “big fish.”

Those highly-controversial BN government business deals are cases that MACC should prioritise for prosecution; from the ongoing hulabaloo over the Port Klang Free Zone (PKFZ) project to old stuff such as the Defence Ministry's submarine and Sukhoi fighter jet purchases and state-owned Perwaja Steel corporation calamity.

Nuffnang