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Thursday, October 01, 2009

Now, look who's laughing.

The symbol of the new party?

We used to make jokes about them. Now it is their turn because we give them so much fodder. I received this from a Singaporean friend this morning......

In the face of continuing problems within their parties, MCA and MIC, Ong Tee Keat and Samy Velu have decided to quit the parties and jointly set up the new

Liberated Association of National Chinese-Indian Alliance Union

or

LANCIAU.

Niamah!!!

52 comments:

LOL said...

LMFAO

ANN BK3 said...

Good one Pat, but what's in a name.. and if the same, old, tired and recycle faces will still be in the picture, then it defeats the real intention of wanting CHANGE. Moreover, for a start I would think that people are already shying and put off by the name of this newly minted L.....O!!

Anonymous said...

sure anot ...?

Anonymous said...

hahahaha fantastic brother, There will be thousands UMNO members joining a new party LANCIAU as I heard that the party constitution clearly stated all Malaysian can join ma....true ah...!!!

~janice~ said...

.............eeeeeeeeeYA...thats a good one....haha God Save Malaysia.

~janice~ said...

..........eeeeeeeeeYA...thats a bamboo or WHAT??????haha.....god save malaysia.

~janice~ said...

Pat,you sounds and looks good and funny......we met almost 40yrs ago in penang Long Say Building doing the variety show....haha...take care and god bless you and your family........

~janice~ said...

...........oh its a KOK la.haha stupid people,stupid parties anyway........

Anonymous said...

give this back to yr spore friends
Spore is but money politics!!haha

long time ago people are poor..pap
they promised progress and prosperity..pap
no money must pay and pay..pap
cant pay, people are punished..pap
the party pass away peacefully..pap

And even party names is all
about money

pap..pay and pay
workers party..why pay
united peoples front..you pay first
social democratic party..so dontpay

longman said...

lolz lolz lolz

that was a good one .. :)

Anonymous said...

hahaha.. cool bro.. olo is what my friend and i use to call.. lanciau is a bit hard :)

olo as u can see one stick between 2 balls..

Ku Ku Chiow said...

The picture looks like the male genital.Does it mean that only male can join as members? what about Dr Ng Yen Yen, Chow Mi Fan?will they follow or not?

Anonymous said...

Sorry Patrick, I can't let this past!
Another version...."Dunggu Indian, Chinese Katak" party or abbreviation... "DICK" Party for these Losers.

Patricia said...

Brilliant!!!

C++ said...

Hahaha...

You got it right this time la... Patrick... hahaha

Anonymous said...

LMAO

Anonymous said...

Finally the Star party is born.
Daijobu desu ne!

Some countries worship it as sign of Revival and Reproductory power.

Sure it's a great news and the answer to those Impotent fence sitters who are at the cross road to decide which is their ideal political party in this BehGeh land.

Yautakthai mohtaksai San.

Anonymous said...

Patrick Teoh

LU EH MAK CHAU CHI BAI

julian said...

wow thats great news------something they dont have?????

Anonymous said...

...aiyoyo ...!

Anonymous said...

Brother,

What is this party offering?

bZbee said...

LOL...what the......those guys need to perk up their imagination...

Anonymous said...

hahaha...manyak yahat man !

Jono said...

Just thought you wanna have a look at this news here:
http://biz.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/10/1/business/20091001141452&sec=business.

Note the target of 1000 per yr for proton in a market of 1.7 million new cars per yr. Why don't they just lower it to 100 per yr so that they can claim that they've exceeded the target by 1000%.

jon

LAMPAR said...

Wah! Yours are Patrick? Don't lah like that, make OTK and SamVelu envy you.

Linken Lim said...

That's good, LOL .

Niamah !!!

vengai said...

Pat,
Nice symbol.I thought the new party u mentioned was MMSP party new flag symbol.Had a good laugh with my wife.

Then only i knew its not that party symbol after read below.
Wonder whose balls is that could be. Najis?

Anonymous said...

CIPAP - CHINESE-INDIANS PEOPLE ASSOCIATION PARTY

aloya said...

hahahahaha apa the fuck?

Anonymous said...

It is sooooo funny......this is going to be the ultimate Be eNd party before the next GE

KIMHO8 said...

Those buggers got no LANCIAU. Except their LANCIAU TONGUE!

Zam said...

It is very sad to note that Patrick is now pro-Singapore and anti-BN now that his income is in S$.

RTM pelase revive Jazz Cafe and bring back your lost son. Maybe can rename it Warung Jaz!

Pak Abu said...

Corruption is a plague upon our country, which has cost us billions of ringgit; Khairy Jamaluddin, one of Isa’s defenders, himself has admitted in the past that as much as RM1 out of every RM10 the government spends is wasted on euphemistic “leakages”. We cannot tolerate corruption among those who hold offices of public trust, and we have every right to expect our leaders to take corruption very seriously.

Chow Chi Bai said...

This LANCIAU party,to the Hokkian saying means rubbish party, so no good for fengshui! Better name it as ORKUAI party.ORKUAI means turtle(in Hokkian).

de cle manto said...

w presiden of d party?

Anonymous said...

Uncle Pat,

Is this the latest design of the Curtain in town ?
Sure can sell well at Belakang Mati.

Benci tapi rindu.

caravanserai said...

The wimpy mode
Before it starts
Sleeping banana
Hanging downwards

Even on registration
It will be rejected
As a has been
Out of its league

The 'prostitutes' run
How to engage when it is weak?
Even viagra or tongkat ali can't help
So attracting no followers
The old bananas....the fire gone out

Unless use it as a cult
Throwing money promising youthful images
Telling a long winding story
Sitting in a kopitiam
Sipping cow cow coffee....

The party of lanchiau meat
Stir-fried hotly dried chillies
Yearn and earn trying to take pride in it
It is a group of old bananans
Watching sunset dreaming away

Tomok said...

Patrick Teoh also made US Dollar as General Nyo for a NBC production.

Therefore when Patrick goes shopping in KLCC, he would smile because his purchasing power is now 3.5x (when he uses his US dollar) of 2.42x (when he takes out is Singapore dollar).

That's why he can now forget about Jazz Cafe.

Muhammad said...

I feel sorry for you Patrick Teoh if you found that acronym (Lanciau) funny at all. It is sooooooo CONTRIVED!

Muhammad said...

I feel sorry for you Patrick Teoh if you found that acronym (Lanciau) funny at all. It is sooooooo CONTRIVED!

Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick,
U r such a resourceful talented guy right in front of Malaysia that the great govt of Bolehland failed to acknowledge your presence to have you serve the country. One that can blog, can tokx3, can act, etc, u r so funny.
Probably you have the invisible skin color.. If yours is slightly darker, surely you'll shine better. You should be the KPI minister la...

Anonymous said...

Why not make it Global ?

Chinese Indian Bullshits
Association International


also known as CIBAI

Anonymous said...

CIBAI could be joined by PUKI

PUKI = Parti Untuk Kesemua Insan.

Pak Noordin said...

I think we should strive for a more civlised siciety without such low-class blog entry.

Patrick should not lower his standing and reputation to stoop so low in the public eyes to create another controversy for himself.

Maybe he should form a party for himself i.e 'Patrick Untuk Kemajuan Ilmiah'.

You should be able to figure out the acronym of this party.

Anonymous said...

hahahahaa......

Pat, u really make my day..!
You not fair on this....! Only Ong's colour. Where's the other coloured one..???

hahahahhaaaaaaaa..........
Yup..!!!! Can't stop lol.......

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Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick,

This is an hilarious entry.

I love that it came from Singapore.

Benedict

Anonymous said...

Samy's new party

Party Untuk Kaum India Malaysia

PUKIMA

Y2K said...

The "symbol" reminds me of the comments when BN won the Batang Ai by-election - 1 Batang eja... or another way of looking at it, no balls?

MGR said...

There are now so many Indian parties in Malaysia.

I hope to see one that has a leader like 'Sivaji The Boss' with 'profesional ethics'.

There are plenty of opportunity to get rid of Black Money!

Anonymous said...

How much would you pay for a condom?

AG said buy twice the price for double protection.

Anonymous said...

How come the Singaporeans are so unoriginal one ?
It seems the joker has a very
liberal obsession for the words "Association", "Alliance" and "Union" Ha Ha

Nuffnang