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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Acting only ma. We do it all the time. Cannot ah?

I am copying this from The Malaysian Insider. This one paragraph is a death knell for Malaysian comedians hoping to make fun of the socio-political situation in this country. My bet is that the comedians have no chance in Hell of topping real life in Bolehland which is far funnier than anything any Malaysian comedian can dream up. Ready? At your own risk ya? You laugh til you die. Not my problem okay?

Minister in the Prime Minister’s Department Datuk Seri Nazri Aziz said “judiciary fixer” V.K. Lingam had been let off the hook “because he had broken no law”.

Nazri also suggested that Lingam breached no laws as he might “have just acted to fix the appointment of judges as if he was brokering the appointment of senior judges to impress people”.

“I am not denying that it was Lingam in the tape. But I am also saying that there are a lot of conmen in this world. Who knows he might have just acted when he was calling the so-called judges to impress,” said Nazri in his ministerial winding-up speech on the 2010 Budget debate.

Some people in the government are so disdainful of the Rakyat that they can throw this shit in our faces and not think anything of it. You still want to believe that Malaysia is soooo wonderful because the food is good here?

NIAMAH!!!


42 comments:

Anonymous said...

kekeke.

Haiya Uncle why so stressed .. what is there more to say?

Instead of " NIAMAH " most of the time - may i suggest that we as your blog followers as well ardent fan virtually & Reality start NOW campaign to Kick out this Fler and the rest of UMNO Goons for the next GE ...!!!

I'm sure you can do it!!! after this we can treat you Bak Kut Teh mah ...

Haiya walk the talk la Uncle Pat although you a lil bit crippled ( No Pun Intended ) but still we all ♥ you as a "NIAMAH" Founder mah ...

Cheers!

Anonymous said...

but he's handsome also-lah.

from a female orang utan's perspective.

Trashed said...

Aiyoh, he will put the local comedians out of jobs.

His act is very hard to follow.

Diveman69 said...

Haiya Uncle you know I know enough lah. These people are not only stupid but think we just as stupid as they are!!!! I just read another article in Malaysia today stating that 2 in 3 Malaysians working overseas. Then in the same article our great Prime Minister has even gone as far as make concessions to attract foreign talents to our country. Why oh why does he not think of ways and means to attract Malaysians back????? I am one of those Malaysians who work overseas because our local companies 'anak tirikan' people like me!!!!! I can say so much more and type till the cows come home on this matter but I'll bore you half to death uncle. The only reason I'm still living in Malaysia is I still can't afford to leave YET!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

How can this MAHA GURU say there is no bridge of LAW
Is he JUDGE?
By stating what he just said,he's making it "HALAL"
Public think it's OK
& all this boils down 2 1THINK
HE is on HIS side/HIS PPL
What do u think of this "conspiracy theory" Pat? Conspiracy or REAL 1?
Is LAW is blind/BLINDed by MAHA-GURU & HIS PPL?

Anonymous said...

All the high profile cases/fiasco (Lingam, Perwaja, PKFZ, Altantuya, Submarine purchase, Teoh Beng Hock...) are somehow linked to the governing officials. Therefore we can expect no truth be unearthed especially the police, juriciary, media, MACC etc are government-controlled.

My prediction is that this will make rakyat repeat the Mar 8 voting pattern in the next GE.

Zorro tanpa topeng said...

Nazri, told the Dewan Rakyat that Lingam's alleged brokering of judges may be morally wrong, but there are no specific laws against it.

"His actions can* undermine and erode the integrity of the judiciary, but things must be viewed from a legal perspective…moral and legal must be separated," he said.

* HAS! Not “can”.

ayep_sarawak said...

ADOYAIII!!!!!... the stooopidest comment i've ever heard.. GONE IS MALAYSIAN JUSTICE SYSTEM.. GONE IS MALAYSIAN CONFIDENT TOWARDS THE GOV'T....

Trevor said...

..and who knows people here are just 'acting that Malaysia is so wonderful because the food is good'

Trevor said...

... to impress, of course.

Golden Man said...

Teoh,

This is Msia lo. What to do? Oh, and by the way, they say Lingam happens to be booking the same travel agency and stayed in the same hotel with the chef judge. And its a coincidence.

I think my butt chick just smiled.

Anonymous said...

'...his actions HAVE underminED & erodED , TERhakis, the integrity...!'

Anonymous said...

Wah ! Like that also can ah !

Wah ! I kiss your wife and then, I will tell you in your face that I want to create attention and to impress my friends that I am still a handsome young man ! Can ah ! Dato' ???

1Malaysia = not so sure !

nstman said...

In Bolehland, a politician can be convicted just because a cop says he is bitten by him. No proof needed. Just a cop's word. then you have the Lingam tape. It is as clear as daylight. No other proof needed. Nazri, whose idol is Bozo the Clown, says no case. I wont be surprised if they award Lingam a Tunship for services rendered to the nation. Tiuniamah ka sifat.

Anonymous said...

Dr M has taught Nazri well about Malaysian Psyche; talk talk and then gone with the wind.........Anyway carry on with your tiew niamah!!!!!!! What you are doing I 'm sure the good LORD approves!!!! [real confused Allah god, or tuhan god - maybe LORD solves the problem eh?] bengaun

donplaypuks® said...

Something similar to this was also said by Dr.Mahathir in NFAing the 1st Bank Bumi RM4 billion fraud and embezzlement.

Firaun famously said in Parliament "No crime had been committed according to our laws" even though a Malaysian internal auditor was assasinated by triad members while investigating the accounts!!

So, this is par for the course as far as UMNO/BN is concerned in massive cover ups - BBMB, Perwaja, MAS, Renong/UEM,PKFZ etc., etc.

It is also a slap in the face for our King since the findings and recommendations of 2 successive RCI's have been consigned to the tong sampah!

But I believe, no matter how they try, this scandal involving Lingam and ex-Chief Justice Eusoff Chin will not go away. Justice will prevail in the end.

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Nick Phillips said...

*Speechless*

And these are the people who govern us???

ANN BK3 said...

Now we know why OBAMA can see the ti....ny red dot down south but is oblivious to the big black dot neighbour. Suspect he dare not venture here for fear of so many many reasons. Well like they say PERCEPTION is everything.

Anonymous said...

this gov says ok to let CASE HALAL from LAW point of view.
his hand and mouth had BLOOD.

But on other cases... like Kugan/Bersih/ppl taken on ISA/.../Chua all these are some of the cases where the GOV sorry the COURT dragggging their food... for their advantage(gov/his ppl who is takeing care of HIM)...
btw.. Pat, i have one more reason why the GOV/COURT don't want to dig this case. If it diged and found the JUDGE was wrongly appointed like Mufti Perlis, it may face all the bad judgments given out would be QUESTIONABLE... yaaaa and the how will be in hot soup....
u know i now....
******pls elaborate form this ANGLE.******
1-Malaysia BOLEH !!!#$%^@

Anonymous said...

Dear Patrick,

Nazri's comments is akin to "Nazri looks like an Idiot, Nazri sounds like an Idiot, By golly Nazri is an Idiot!!!" Case closed, No Further Action.

Mat Setan said...

While every Minister wants to look good to rakyat, we have this joker to do the funny things.

He is paid to do so.

Just like in every circus there is a clown. In this case he is the Badut!

Anonymous said...

This is the minister who deserves no less than our middle finger pointing upwards. He thinks Malaysians have brains the size of a pea, like the one he is possessing. He will have his turn, answering to the Unseen One regarding all his sins and folly, plus all that his juniors have committed.

Lucifer : See you in hell!

allancth said...

To all people that think these kind of animals are stupid:

These animals are not idiots nor stupid. They are very smart indeed. They know the public won't believe in the shit they say and yet they are still farting and spitting shit out of their mouth.

But seriously, what can you do about it? The point is, what can you do about it?

Chan said...

BBMB, Perwaja, MAS, Renong, Gamuda, Perak fiasco, UEM, PKFZ, Lingam, Perwaja, Mongolian girl, C4, Jet fighters purchase, Submarine purchase, Teoh Beng Hock, Kugan, Bersih, ISA, Auditor General's reports, Toyol .... and many many more .... please do not ever allow the Rakyat to ever forget all these!!! Keep digging them up ... again ... and again .... and again .... and again .... and again ...

Anonymous said...

Wonder why Najib can have such a minister. Misplaced KPI.

Anonymous said...

Under an administration which seems to have an attachment to slogans and numbers (particularly No. 1), this government must have no clue what these slogans they use as battle cries actually mean.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib created this “People First, Performance Now” slogan, but we can now see that it actually means, “My People First, Performance for My People Now”.

As a normal citizen paying tax, I feel as if this looks and sounds like a cover up. It looks like a crime, it sounds like a crime, but Nazri has confirmed that it is not a crime. If this is not a cover up, I don’t know what else is.

Anonymous said...

Under an administration which seems to have an attachment to slogans and numbers (particularly No. 1), this government must have no clue what these slogans they use as battle cries actually mean.

Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib created this “People First, Performance Now” slogan, but we can now see that it actually means, “My People First, Performance for My People Now”.

As a normal citizen paying tax, I feel as if this looks and sounds like a cover up. It looks like a crime, it sounds like a crime, but Nazri has confirmed that it is not a crime. If this is not a cover up, I don’t know what else is.

Anonymous said...

yes, an idTENt !

Kuda kepang said...

Please close down the MACC as it has proven to be ineffective and unable to perform its public duty. Sack the de facto law minister who interprets the laws of the land according to his own whims.

Anonymous said...

He is Corect! Corrct! Correct! Moron

1PATAN 2ARMNO

Anonymous said...

Doesn't his face gives the impression that someone has stomped on his nose ........ gosh, his nose is really flat.

Anonymous said...

The Bar Council said it was disheartened by the government’s position in the V.K. Lingam controversy which it said had brought the Malaysian justice system into shameful disrepute.

Kris Angela said...

Will Jayanthi Naidu follw Bala into disappearing act?

Wait and see.

DVDKing said...

"The Government is considering taking action against the owner of even one pirated video compact disc although it is meant for private use, said Domestic Trade, Cooperatives and Consumerism Minister Datuk Seri Ismail Sabri Yaakob."

Another recycled tale retold.

Is there a KPI for such statement?

Otherwise, anyone can be a minister to tokkok and no measurable action.

Anonymous said...

Better don't ask China for panda.

We do not have the capability to keep the prized animals alive.

Want to see live panda, next time can go to Singapore Zoo as China will give a pair to Singapore.

In the meantime, appreciate our orang utan (I do not mean that MP from ....).

Anonymous said...

“I am not denying that it was Lingam in the tape. But I am also saying that there are a lot of conmen in this world. Who knows he might have just acted when he was calling the so-called judges to impress,” said Nazri in his ministerial winding-up speech on the 2010 Budget debate.

Flat nose Nazri just admitted that he is one of the conmen that he quoted in his speech. I rest my case.

Anonymous said...

His face is more frightening than Freddy Krueger of Friday 13.

Instead of recycling Pontianak movies, perhaps the local film production could use his image for horror movies.

FA said...

but patrick.... there's nothing left to like about malaysia, except for family, friends and food. :(

novice101 said...

The food is good, undeniably so. But the politicians, they make you waste the good food, they make you throw up!!!

Anonymous said...

A Raja Lawak candidate...

Boleh kasi lesen teksi?

Anonymous said...

This YB is useful to Badawi & now Najib but not Mahathir.
Next cabinet reshuffle still around bcoz he's expert in UMNO punyaa law : Cronies didahulukan.

wong said...

..hahahaha..and this a-hole is one of our law-makers?!!I gave up hope on bolehland long ago!!!

Nuffnang