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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Errr...do you know where we can find ah?

Our Royal Malaysian Police or Polis DiRaja Malaysia are damn good right? Yes what.

They captured that Mas Selamat fler. Damn fierce terrorist that one you know. And he even eluded those super-efficient Singaporean baargers.

They shot dead all those criminals in recent weeks. Crippled this gang and that gang. Okay, right?

I have one question though.

If they are so good how come they cannot find RPK?

How come they do not know the whereabouts of that private investigator Bala fler even after Bala claimed that he has been in and out of the country several times since the police started looking for him? Not only cannot find. The Inspector-General himself had to publicly request if anyone had any information or knew where the 2 chaps are.

Wonder who gave them the location of Mas Selamat last time? Sure as hell would not have found him on their own, right?

NIAMAH!!!

38 comments:

sick og Koh Tsu Koon said...

Then how come our Minister KPI gave them score of > 100%?

Anonymous said...

Our Police-Inspector-General (PIG) must losing the plot....

Now, sure it was Mas Selamat and not some goons paid to act as Mas? I mean, we are like so 1Korup, not?

Anonymous said...

igp, reward 5juta or sorry !

Anonymous said...

u damn good,. just luv your stuff..

yano corleone said...

wow!!..i repect how you are honest and passionate with your entries..kudos..btw you are so different as an actor and a blogger..=)

Regards,
Anak angkat(perempuan)
godfather..=P

nstman said...

Err ... if these motherfuckers are so smart how come they cannot protect us from murderers and burglars and robbers. How come Patrick Wong was murdered and his house burgled when his house is linked to a police station? How come, ah. Tiuniamah ka sifat.

BuyBuyBuy said...

RPK have a deal with UMNO. Arrest me he'll make sure the glas houses of BN cronies are shattered to pieces.

落叶满孤城 said...

Uncle Pat,

Mas Selamat location was a lead from Spore police force.
Spore mata cannot tangkap ppl in Johor mah...

so send the lead to Msia Mata loh

Monica Voon said...

Police caught Selamat just by cleverly putting up a signboard at the Causeway, saying "Selamat Datang".

Jimbeam said...

sir Patrick,

care to join us in NRT ah? so we can talk cock sing song. don't worry no censored one!

http://renotalk.20.forumer.com/viewforum.php?f=44

Anonymous said...

Yah Patrick,come to think of it,something wrong hor!I am sure if they can find Bala or RPK, the rewards and promotion prospect must be very great! Still scratching.....

Anonymous said...

Aiyah.. Pat,

RPK & Bala feller, they are telling the truth. They are the true heros coz the people they are going against are very "BIG" fishes....!!!!!!

If they can be caught, very dirty "laundry" will be exposed.

Actualy, they can be caught......
Just don't want only mah.....!!!!!

RPK & Bala oredi "spill" the beans. Till now "NO" response.

Wait..!!!
Coming soon......

Anonymous said...

Patrick,

Just like the two carToonies by the names of Mamakthir and Ding-a-Ling Look Sick who have selective amnesia and occasional Alzheimer disease, our 1PIG and his merry 1PDRM also have selective "GPS" location for selective individuals.

So don't demonize the 1PIG and 1PDRM anymore because 1HashishMadddin is already very angry with us (sorry, could never spell the name of the 1Homo Minister correctly because my Inggeris not very good).

Fred

HajiKamaruddin said...

Home Ministry is sympatheic towards hard core terrorists for them to reform (no hanging), but roadside killings by bullets no chance for them.
Seems that our police always show more or less the sam parangs everytime so-caled criminals bite the bullets. Standard operating procedure.

Dan Brown said...

There is a big conspiracy that we will never know so long as BN is the givernment ...

Pudu rat said...

Pudu wet market was featured on Edisi Siasat Mandarin edition on ntv7 on Saturday 6.30pm.

There are 1200 vendors in Pudu market.

The place is dirty with uncollected rubbish, choked drain (see the sludge!) and becomes a breeding ground for rats. Yet cooked food are sold there...

KBKL offered RM1 for every rat caught dead or alive, by providing free traps. Ironically an incentive to breed more rats for profit.

1200 vendors, but only 100 turned up for gotong-royong to clean up the mess. Enough said.

It is a place waiting for disaster to happen - plague or contagious disease.

Residents of KL, be warned.

ps: it was also mentioned that non-halal stalls will be 'enclosed' so that the 'discharge' does not affect the sensitivities of certian people (who somehow can put up with rat shit all this while!).

I suggest DBKL go to Singapore for lawatan sambil belajar to see how their wet markets are maintained for cleaniness...

dr.rafik said...

Niamah BN Selangor

http://rights2write.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/talam-selangor-government-%E2%80

dr.rafik said...

Niamah BN Selangor

http://rights2write.wordpress.com/2009/11/22/talam-selangor-government-%E2%80

Anonymous said...

Remember Anwar's case back in 1998 about the apartment was not even built but he said the crime was committed there. And what happened to the mattress.

Still puzzling how one can be promoted for being efficient and intelligent and outstanding. Hmmm.

Anonymous said...

patrick

at the rate you are going, you gonna get an invitation by top cop for a coffee. BEWARE.

but you take good care, you good man.

Anonymous said...

Maybe Bala is in Singapore, but was told not to catch him, we will catch Selamat for them in return for not touching Bala. he could be drinking teh-alia in serangoon road with fler indian, and enjoying $$$$ away. So much $$$ until he cannot talk anymore...

Anonymous said...

Monica Voon said...
Police caught Selamat just by cleverly putting up a signboard at the Causeway, saying "Selamat Datang".

Monica,
Good joke. Now we know where he lives. Of course at Kamunting. There will be a sign there that says "Selamat Tinggal"

Anonymous said...

If Michael Jackson's glove can be auctioned for lots of money, wonder if the same will do for Anwar's infamous mattress?

Maybe can be put up on display at Muzium Negara.

Mission Impossible said...

The IGP pretend onlylah!Actually they know PI Bala is back(just how got through custom without ringing the bell? Beats me!).This is great conspiracy at the highest level!Must investigate,but who will investigate?????????

Cal said...

Our border security is very lax, especially land borders. They dun even bother to look at your passport. I've been through JB immigration few times without immigration scan. So what's so weird with Bala popping in & out. It's the tidak apa 1Malaysia culture.

Kinokuniamah said...

Everybody knows Mas Selamat was hiding in Malaysia...Just cross the causeway and there'll be signs telling everyone "Selamat datang ke Malaysia".

Haslam said...

If you have been watching Gerak Khas, you'll know the answer.

Suci Dalam Debu said...

Monica's Selamat Datang and Anon's Selamat Tinggal make my day more oomp.

Anonymous said...

Uncle Pat !

Made me thought of Hilmi Malek ( the one who was said to be responsible of releasing Elizabeth Wong's photos to the public )and Manohara ( the wife of a Kelantan prince ) !

The men in blue can be in full force in your hometown when during the Perak Assembly sitting but just don't have a clue of the whereabouts of RPK and PI Bala !

Speaks volumes of the men in blue !!!

1Niamah !!!

Labu Labi said...

"TIADA MAAF BAGI MU"

Our dpm is nostalgic about the old malay movie. Maybe he should watch Senario the Beach Boy to realise that the state of malay movie is liek groundhog day - the same all these while, without any improvement.

As for MySpy, only the Hannah chick is worth watching. Sorry lah Harun Salim Bachik and Shauki!

kasim selamat said...

RTM's Gerak Khas storyline very boring. Same same all the time.
If P Ramlee is still around, he will have plenty of creative ideas to make exciting TV shows by just observing PDRM in action.

Anonymous said...

Malaysia Home Ministry is sentimental towards Mas Selamat. You know why ?

MAS = Malaysua Airline System

Selamat = Safe

For a afe airline of Malaysia, go protect Mas Selamat.

That's how interpret Bahasa into Inggeris mentality.

mat Badut said...

Bacalah GILA GILA untuk menimprovasasikan BM anda.

1Skop said...

If Patrick were to guest star in Gerak Khas, wonder what character will haslam give him?

Ah Long?

Anonymous said...

Pat, u r always right !! LOL

Anonymous said...

Awang Selamat is related to Mas Selamat?

Acapan said...

Awang is taking shelter at Utusan, while Mas is doing the same at Kemunting.

Anonymous said...

hahahahhahaah

ma ka hai!!!!

pat, you are really funny


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