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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Wah! Pals again wor

Waffor fight? We all fren-fren ma.
Eh? How come you wear black? Want to be different issit? Baarger!

When I saw this photo on the front page of The Star today I was like Huh??? Look at all the MCA flers in it. There's treasurer-general Tee Hock Seng, Chua Soi Lek, Ong Tee Keat, secretary-general Wong Foon Meng, vice-president Kong Cho Ha and central committee member Donald Lim Siang Chai posing.


I must admit that I was never following the MCA recent crises very closely but I do seem to remember that not too long ago some of the flers in the photo smiling and holding hands were at each other's throats! Weren't they calling each other names? Threatening each other's lives? Swearing never to be in the same room together? Then suddenly I read that everything is hunky dory again. Apparently, they're all doing it for the party and for the Chinese community in Malaysia wor. Now, as a Chinese Malaysian I find that a little hard on the imagination. You believe ah? One day fight like hell then the next day bury the hatchet. All for the sake of the people wor. Yes meh?

Oh yes, the other day I saw a herd of flying pigs also la. True one!

Niamah!!!

72 comments:

Tua Pek Kong said...

Patrick

Sorry for you because you are English educated and cannot understand the Chinese mentality in MCA. You are no different from Prof Khoo Kay Kim (who is worse with his nusantara mentality).

I suggest you read the Chinese classic 'Romance of the 3 Kingdom', then you will understand all those quotations from OTK.

you best friend could be your worst enemy and vice versa.

Anonymous said...

Patrick

Your fellow blogger Anil Netto asked you to check out the interesting piece by Fathol Zaman Bukhari in the Ipoh Echo (Issue 85) about the 40,000 OneMalaysia crowd that packed the Perak Stadium when Najib was in town.

look under page 3 for the article ‘How one can we be?’

http://www.ipohecho.com.my/pdf/85.pdf

Anonymous said...

Patrick

Your fellow blogger Anil Netto asked you to check out the interesting piece by Fathol Zaman Bukhari in the Ipoh Echo (Issue 85) about the 40,000 OneMalaysia crowd that packed the Perak Stadium when Najib was in town.

look under page 3 for the article ‘How one can we be?’

http://www.ipohecho.com.my/pdf/85.pdf

Anonymous said...

He is waring because mourning for MCA mah. Cannot meh

Richard Cranium said...

Its because there is going to be a snap election. All these feuding warlords were told to be seen putting their house in order.

Chan said...

In the early 70's I joined a MCA "English Speaking" branch in Prai, Penang. But after a few functions / meetings I found that they were still yakking away in Mandarin among themselves and in the presence of an English educated crowd too. I thought that was pretty rude.

The Mandarin class that was to be conducted for our benefit never happened too (at least not while I was there)!

But the worst was as the Chinese saying went, "they got their eyes on the top of their head"!

After those bad experiences I never want to have anything to do with them. In fact I did not want to have anything to do with any politics.

Until now, after the "political awakening / consciousness" the last couple of years. And of course after what happens in Perak and all the earlier discrimination my 3 children experienced just because they are born Chinese!

Golden Man said...

I think the CSL hand is being pressed hard by OTK. Waat u think??

Trevor said...

A very typical, real life example of "Semuanya OK"

Anonymous said...

Hamsap Chua in Black

Anonymous said...

you forgot there is a pornstar there!

NutzeyWagen said...

Aiya Patrick, they all want to be president mah! But who ever it is they put up there, they all remain running dogs of umno. The Chinese electorates would have the final say and finish the unfinished business of finishing them off once and for all next 13GE, come rain or shine!

camcamni said...

I am a Malaysian Chinese and MCA dont represent me. I dont care a hoot about how they fight and how they came to shaking hands after that...cuz they DON'T represent us Chinese....they only represent thier own interest and for UMNO saja....I long time "cut already" from MCA....dirty corrupted scum pigs!!!

Ho ho ho said...

This qualifies for the hungry ghost month stage wayang. Now no. 1 and no. 2 make up, no. 3 wants to put up a fight pula. Si ka leow

Tony said...

Politics do make strange bedfellows

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,

Don't you know that corrupted birds of the same feathers flock together? When it comes to personal preservation for these MCA flers, there is no such thing as dignity and pride. They are all the same......No action, just big talk cockers only.

Anonymous said...

Aiyah Patrick, you didn't hear the saying meh? There are no permanent friends or enemies in politics.
They may be holding hands now and they maybe holding each other's throats again.

DanielCtw.com said...

I believe it's a play to gain public trust. But nevertheless, we shall observe

donplaypuks® said...

UMNO/BN is really following the concept of 1 Nation every step of the way to its implosion.

The same sandiwara and wayang kulit now takes place in party politics be it UMNO, MCA , MIC, PPP or Gerakan!!

Well done!

Yet it's interesting to note that PM Najib and UMNO are championing the porn star over the reformist and 'prosecute them over PKFZ' champion!

Thieves of a feather, will flock together!

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

natives are restless said...

Look at them , no where can we find such a bunch of selfless MCA members.

Any further act of selfless-ness than that, they'll have to cut out their hearts to show them to us .... but what's stopping them???

Anonymous said...

I too saw a flock of pigs flying .... around MRR near Wangsa Heights.

Double Niamah.

Anonymous said...

It is very very strange that MCA is not bothered to investigate the PKFA fiasco.

Anonymous said...

shit, 7th month of lunar calender had past and MCA still performing getai!!

I would never want them to represent me.. so call chinese community.. the MCA fella are just a bunch of idiots hiding behind he gangsters.. ask CSL, he will surely understand.. Bee Pee taiko had been feeding him..

KoSong Cafe said...

I remember watching an episode of 'Not!' on British TV years ago, and the cast included Rowan Atkinson and Pamela Anderson (though she wasn't in the sketch I have in mind).

They had two politicians at each other's throat and then... one had a heart attack and died. Almost immediately, the other politician said something to the effect:
"He is a great guy, etc. etc... we are all going to miss him"!

Anonymous said...

It looks more sincere to hold each other ball instead of shaking hands for the shot...

No time wasted to unzip and just squeeze one another when the "share"is not equally distributed.

No matter how hard you squeeze or being squeezed just remember one thing never change-

keep smiling for the shot- 1 smile !!

cha choon toi.

Altantuya said...

I osso saw the flying pigs, one of them was surnamed liow...

jamos said...

Everyone knows these so-called leechy MCA leaders do not have the true heart and intentions to serve chinese community and they are so pretentious of having the majority support. Everything is being camouflaged in the name of serving the Chinese and fighting for their rights. SIG (Self Interest Gain) is the real name of the whole political game. It is so sickening. Anyway, now who cares about MCA other than their own members only. A strong and undivided support for PR for a change, change that is a must for whatever happens. We need to end the political stigma of POWER & MONEY rules.
http://steadyaku-steadyaku-husseinhamid.blogspot.com/2009/10/cakap-cakapthe-choices-we-make-in-life.html

Anonymous said...

Patrick,
What they have been doing and saying these past few months will only pull the Chinese away. Not stupid lah.The only saviour for the MCA is to make sure the PKFZ scandal goes the distance and the culprits make to pay.Get back some credit lor.

Peter Loh Yoon Leong said...

both ong tee kia and dr chua (two cunning old foxes)are men of no principals. thick skin buggers. voted out of EGM but still wanted to stay. it's not the end of the saga, with liow tiong lai and his groupies not happy with this new set-up. mca is truly messy.. just wonder how they will survive the next elections..

Anonymous said...

That's why the Ah Chee, Ah Chor on the streets say to never trust any politician.

Anonymous said...

Ai yo...looks like the Ham Sap Low is back. The only diff. between CSL and HSL is the surname. Other than that CSL is HSL and HSL is also CSL. Same same lah.

Khun Pana aka johanssm said...

Mca represents the Malaysian Chinese?
They cant even represents Kuala Lumpur or Ipoh and Penang lah.

Anonymous said...

I think all will agree that NTR is the President of MCA, not OTK.

But I cannot disagree that MCA is very amusing. Laugh factor is greater than my favourite Chow Sing Chi.

Anonymous said...

The MCA must follow the Communist Party system.

Have a Politburo and from the 7 politburo members themselves elect a President and a Deputy president.

The decision make is by voting within the 7 members.

It is working in China why a small party like MCA cannot follow the tested system.

or the MCA will face crisis after crisis.

By the way more important 10 Years limit to be applied - tidak boleh president for life and it will end like Samy Vellu system.

Anonymous said...

CSL came the winner.He has 3 of his people(include son) in the 4 memeber CC. OTK is still President and CSL is reinstated as VP. Najib approve the GUP n P-VP-CC setup

Anyone can smell gigawatt-stink in the arrangement.
OTK is hardpressed for CSL support to clamp down greedy Hell Minister. So CSL got his control of 3/4 CC-pillars and pave the way for his prince to move up MCA. OTK and CSL pledge alliance and ask for support of Pinky Lips. In return to that support, PKFZ debacle will be trimmed down, wherein the Hugh Dirty Harrys will not be exposed but there will be some unlucky lesser greedy ones be chosen to swallow the deadcats!

Good negotiation CSL, and lesser degree OTK!

KY said...

it's a disgrace. *ptui*

Anonymous said...

camcamni said, ...dirty corrupted scum pigs!!!

those must have been the "dirty corrupted scum flying pigs" that Patrick saw :-)

TT said...

i ne'er met the otk fler but he looks dam tall. are the rest of the mca flers really short or izzit he likes to pull up his pants damn high...
just wondering lor...

Trashed said...

They are very good actors.

Who says Malaysia has no acting talent ?

Anonymous said...

Morally most of us are not qualify to commence on moral.

But we are still able to disinguish between a man on the street and a leader not especially when the sex-act was caught in the video exposed to the public.

Being human nature and also kepo (busy body) it is just natural that people will bring up the topic
whenever they see the porn star leader around.

Dont compare to the leader in the west cos nothing is the same.
There are many who have straight hair , straight face , straight talk , straight kokk and most of the parts are straight except the mind is crooked.

Honestly these guys are fighting so hard for what ? Untuk Agama , Bangsa dan Negara ?

My foot.

Anonymous said...

never smile at a crocodile...

FactsnFantasy said...

MCA facts n fantasy surely surpass JK Rowling's imagination.
Afterall, where's the 3rd Hand ? Hiding @ Port Klang Gudang ?

Anonymous said...

Love thy enemy first......
Wait & see later laaa........!!!

Aiya... Pat!!!!
Got to force smile mah....

If being in the top most position not important to them....
Why fight for it in the first place...???

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Anonymous said...

Hokkien song says: "Cheep Pai Hoe Say Liao" means "This Time OK Already!"

Anonymous said...

Ai yo truly 1 Malaysia lah. Where else but in Malaysia. Macam macam boleh jadi. Come to think of it, it is just wonderful. Already grandfather... father...father in law, father out law...uncle...also got to go up the stage to act like kindergarden children. One for the photo but in their mind....press balls why do we have to act uh...Oi you delegates out there what a waste of time attending egm lah, this lah that lah in the end somebody come in and eveybody happy. Mana Ada Cina> Semua serupa sahaja lah.

Malaysia Boleh! said...

for one time malaysia memang boleh la! apa pun boleh.....janji ada wang ma! MCA.....what's that??? still relevant meh today? Disband it la.....if u r fighting for chinese community or malaysia.....disband it...I dare you to come out from the shell!!!! See what u all so called leader can do? help us i scared u want to help urself also susah la YB!!!!!!! jangan lagi kamu semua MEMALUKAN RAKYAT MALAYSIA!!!! DAH CUKUP LA SANDIWARA MU...pemimpin penuh scandal.....pemimpin yang corrupt....pemimpin yang tak berwawasan.....tiada ideologi...musnah la malaysia!!!

Anonymous said...

This is Bolehland!!! Here are the nominees for best actor of Bolehood. And, the Oscar goes to...

Anonymous said...

After farking each other of course lah Chee Bai Ho se liau!

Bangsa Cina Malaysia said...

Ripleys Believe it or not.....

Anonymous said...

Hamsap Chua is actually proud to be a porn star and not ashame of it

Anonymous said...

What PKFZ is there for MCA to do...? Nothing oredy what....!!

And.. And.........
What MCA is there for the Chinese to do...?
Aiyaa...... Nothing aso...!!!

Btw, MCA for what, whom & why arr....??????

Altantuya said...

you malaysians should complete your task next election - vote MCA, MIC & Gerakan out of existence!

Kempen Sifar - zero representation at state & federal levels. Let their money pipeline dry up.

Anonymous said...

Those stooges up there really make my day. Worse openly showing the public that I am an outstanding black sheep among the lot. 50 years ago ya lor really representing the Chinese. Nowadays you can't even open your mouth. Just sit down there and shit. See somebody even dare to tell the president to step down. Photos of president being torn apart. Nowadays it does not matter who sits up there semua serupa sahaja. Mana Cari Amoy?

michael said...

Ong had no choice but to shake hands with Chua and his gang. Liow had become a bigger threat to his crown (2-5 kid somemore, read that in cantonese).

Anonymous said...

Watching the MCA issue unfold is like watching a Chinese drama mah! I wonder who will win the Best Actor award? :)

Towkay Roket said...

Time was when MCA battles involved Team A and Team B (in this latest iteration, it’s Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat’s and Datuk Seri Dr Chua Soi Lek’s teams respectively).

Now, there are more factions: There’s a Team C (Datuk Seri Liow Tiong Lai’s gang) as well. For all we know there could appear a Team D (other former leaders) and a Team E (disgruntled mid-level leaders) and probably more yet to emerge.

In short, MCA is in a big mess, and it’s hard to fathom a way out of it. That is how fractured the party has become.

Anonymous said...

Patrick, did you not see that Chua Soi Lek has his nails dug into Ong Tee Kiat's palm in all the we are best friends pose? hahaha

amoker said...

Classic strategy to kill of Liow, Wee and Mei Fun. THen, they will turn at each other. Both side know that that and are preparing for the next war stage.

I think these killings does represent the chinese mentality. haha

Anonymous said...

Aiyooooooooo Patrick

Isnt it obvious ???

They all have mass orgy mahhhhh.

They even have a head with black uniform to give them straight F**k left F**k right F**k Side F**k.

They all together gether F**k la.

Thomas said...

The whole MCA debacle is a farce! To the very first post by Tua Pek Kong, as much as I admit that best friends can be your worst enemy, the MCA buggers are the worst pariah to say the least. Patrick is right to condemn them.

Unity for the sake of the Chinese community? My foot! These buggers are beginning to sound like those UMNO buggers whereby everything is about "Bangsa, Agama dan Negara". If these people are so righteous and really cares for the Chinese community or unity, the results of the EGM should be upheld or at least, call for a fresh re-election. Instead, their actions are so deplorable that the Chinese community would think twice of coming under the MCA party.

How do you unite the community when:

1. You sack 4 CC members just because they do not align with you?

2. Appointment of CSL son to the CC when they are many more highly experienced members. This is cronyism.

3. Marginalised members like Liow Tiong Lai and Chew Mei Fun. They have their fair share of supporters as well. Marginalising them would divide the community more.

4. So called uniting the community when the whole disciplinary committee and members threaten to resign en mass?

4. Best of all, the outcome of the EGM were totally ignored! The no confidence vote of OTK and disagreement of CSL being appointed as Deputy President were reversed!. Instead, OTK is still President and CSL got re-instated as Deputy.

This debacle pisses me off so much that I felt like spitting on those politician faces. As a Chinese, I vow never to join MCA.

Also, MCA should stop playing the racial card like UMNO. Claims for the sake of Chinese unity is a farce. It is more of protecting self interest.

Anonymous said...

What a whole bunch of pathetic double crossers! How on earth can anyone trust these bastards who can sell their ancestors' graves?

telur dua said...

They sound so noble. For the Party, my balls lah.

What is a Party? It has no life. It is the group of scums who make the Party that give it life.

The other scum Party is the one which under the guise of championing the majority race, rape and plunder the country's coffers.

Another one cheats rubber tappers and newspaper vendors of their meagre savings.

So, Party my balls lah.

Gone Case said...

The Romance of 3 Kingdom:

1) Lone Ranger Ong
2) Hum-Sup Chua
3) Alphard Liow

Pudu Kid said...

Which camp is Yen yen belonging to?

Kankung?
or
The Sauce?

Anonymous said...

Wayang onli lah. behind still rotten to the core...and that is exactly what AMNO like, since MCA want porn star to be their leader...OK loew....Najibeh will approved as long as MCA is not powerful, more stupid leaders better...more problem in MCA even better....can control the MCA mah,...just stuff money in their mouth.....if MCA got good credible leadership Najibeh will have problem....now you know what MCA for...Malaysia Chinese Assciatn??? Noooo...Makan Chinese Associatn. Got BU$INE$$ from governmnt you know.

Anonymous said...

The ROS should have studied if mca have violated the party constitution when csl was sacked, or when ltl was appointed vp. If it had, then action should be taken against mca like warning, suspension, a time frame to solve the issue and eventually de-registration if they fail to do so. Not by directly reinstating csl. It is directly interfering with party matters, disrespecting and overruling the cc. ROS is all upside down. Pathetic.

Anonymous said...

The Mother Of All EGM was over and now we have The Mother Of All Unity !

These fellas might as well don't involve in politics. Can do very well in movies and can even win Oscars !

1Niamah !!!

Anonymous said...

Fact:

MCA does not represent Malaysia Chinese!

Kuintin Tarantino said...

We need Inglorious Basterds to rid our country of all racist politicians.

AhPek said...

Gua sudah bosan sama MCA.
Buat kerja tak serupa bikin punya.
Gua mau support DAP sebab DAP dia adil untuk semua kaum bukan untuk Cina sahaja.
Saya punya Melayu & India punya kawan sudah bangun dari tidur sama saya.
Kita mimpi yang umno, mic & mca cakap bohong banyak tapi kerja tak ada kesan positif untuk cucu kita semua.

Katak Lompat said...

MCA can continue with internal bickering while my friends and I continue to recruit more people to lompat to onboard Rocket for a better future for all bangsa in Malaysia.

Anonymous said...

MCA is Ciak Pah Eng Boh Tai Chi Cho.

Nuffnang