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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Err...what...err...

These days our beloved country seems to be getting some global-level embarrassment. This morning I read that we may be in danger of losing our visa-free entry privilege to the UK by 2011. Of course, before this we were the laughing stock of the world for such events like sentencing a woman to be whipped for drinking, stepping on a cow head, dragging the Perak Speaker out of the House by his collar and the list goes on la. Damn malu la sometimes.

Then as I was surfing the Net this afternoon I came across this photo of world leaders at the recent APEC 2009 Conference. Photo-taking session. As you can see all the world leaders have crossed their arms and are holding hands. To signify friendship and cooperation I suppose. All, that is, except our prime minister. Najib looks like he's confused. Errr...which hand...which arm ah? Eh? I am holding his hand what. How come my arm not crossed one?

I thought you might enjoy seeing the photo if you haven't already.

Niamah!!!

69 comments:

RunWitMe said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

eh patrick atleast the PM is like 4th from obama leh not bad what keke.

ANN BK3 said...

He sure stands out like a sore thumb in the pic!!

Golden Man said...

Cant blame him. He is sticking to his 1Malaysia. So he representing himself as ONE. The Odd 1.

Anonymous said...

This is his tactic to attract more attention in the international arena!! He did it on purpose!! ;)

Malaysia Boleh ma!! ;)

ravin p said...

Well what can I say, every village has one.

Anonymous said...

Hiyah, Nahib needs Lostmah around to show him how to hold hands. They work as a team lah. Without Lostmah, Nahib is lost one lah.

Thank God he did not caused an international embarassement by holding someone's anatomy other than the hand.

What leader?

Anonymous said...

Actually he was telling that guy "Shit I should be the one holding Arroyo's hand" lah!!!

jue said...

no lah, uncle pat. no one wants to hold his hand......

Anonymous said...

Darn... our Prime Minister can't tell his right hand to his left hand

nick said...

Uncle, tell me who wants to hold that fella's hand? No one is even looking at him! If I were Najib I would put my hand in front of my crotch but knowing Najib, he didn't bring his one (Rosmah not in the picture, meh!).!

Hamba.

Alamak said...

Can't blame him. He is at the extreme left.Actually they(all the leaders)should form a circle and then every body will be in the same pose! But then how to pose for picture?

Anonymous said...

1Niamah,
You are so damn 'Chun'. This photo reflects Najib is a man of himself. He stand out of the crowd, think out of the box.

Just look at the rest who cross their arms. Looks like bloody Niamah clowns. That is the most unatural of human expression. It reflects close minds, protectionism and insecurity.

On the other hand, our PM is open minded, confdent and sure of himself. He look damn poise unlike the other clowns.

You need to have your head examine.

Niamah to You.

Chan said...

I have seen my grandson done that cross-arm hand hold properly when he was in kindergarten. But then he was (and still is) quite a smart fellow ...

Anonymous said...

Last in the line, and he`s got no hand to hold with the remaining hand.
OR
Look ma no hand.

zorro said...

Given strict orders by Rosie to hold no hands except hers....I surmise.

Happy Pirate ! said...

Not of that la bro. All of this just bcoz of the bloody fucker illegal immigrant who ran to UK including our one,looking for more freedom, they claimed. fuck la...

Chipmunk said...

Malaysia faces the prospect of dwindling income from petroleum since petroleum is a depleting resource and will not be there forever. After suffering the curse of oil, which has resulted in massive misuse of petrol money and wasteful expenditure like massive buildings and bailouts, we are now staring at a future without oil money.

To cover for the loss of income from oil, GST is to be implemented in a year or two.

That's the price of having BN!

ktteokt said...

He is simply too nervous because he is GUILTY-CONSCIOUS?

Anonymous said...

His roving eyes are staring at the Philipino, dah jelak with Mongolian.

Ibrahim said...

Every weekend I check your counter for inspiration for numbers to invest in 4D & 6D.

So far no luck yet.

Anonymous said...

lol,good stuff man! :D

Anonymous said...

he is suppose to hold the mongolian model hand standing on his right...!

Grimlock said...

Yes, our PM is truly a baffoon

EPF said...

Khazanah warming effect on our rakyat EPF $, as mentioned by YB Tony Pua :

In October and November 2009, Khazanah also sold approximately 114.9 million shares of PLUS Expressways Berhad, raising more than RM360 million. Prior to that, Khazanah had also sold 5% of Malaysia Airports Berhad in September.

In reality what has actually taken place is the TNB shares which were previously held with Khazanah, are now held by another government related institution, the EPF.

Anonymous said...

we are the world, we are the .... ooopppsss sorry aarrhhh. you 1malaise don't belong here. so go hold your own hand, yeah.

Anonymous said...

ha..ha..ha..ha.. you make laugh very loud sampai terkentut-kentut pat...Mak mertua tengok dia pun ketawa lah patrik...

mamak memanda

Anonymous said...

well, give face la. Give him the benefit of doubt, let's just said that he may not have someone stand beside him. If he crossed, what about the other hand? Holding whose? 1Malaysia flag, may be...

Anonymous said...

Well a picture is worth a thousand words. Maybe he was thinking to himself 'if only I could hold a softer hand' since my Ro... or Al...are nor around. Ha Ha.

Anak ku Sazali said...

Pat

Pls give another credit to nazri. It seems like he is rehabilitated after you niamah him earlier.

http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/46752-nazri-tells-utusan-to-stop-racist-agenda

Anonymous said...

Perhaps, nobody showed the 1 finger to signify 1Malaysia, 1World ?

Anonymous said...

I love Obama and Lee. Both are so smart-looking.
Do i need to comment about 'the others' ?? :P

Sometimes, i damn malu abt our government, our rakyat & our ....... =..=
1st class infrastructure??? - my foot la... compare our LRT / Monorail with the MRT / MTR. damn mensiasuikan.
3rd class mentality??? - can't agree more!

Regards,
Kitty

Chan said...

Given strict orders by Rosie to hold no hands except hers....I surmise.

Zorro, I almost wet my pants laughing!!

Chan said...

OMG! The way he looks at Arroyo, I think maids from Philippine will now have think twice before accepting jobs in Malaysia ...

michael said...

Niamah !
He can't even be a proper participant of a 1Asean picture.

Anonymous said...

MALAYSIAKINI: An unidentified individual had allegedly sent RM600,000 through a money changer to Rosmah Mansor, when the prime minister's wife was in Dubai last August.

RealGunners said...

if he cross his arm, means he agree to cooperate, then back home, kerismudin and the exPM-SIL will accuse him of cooperating with foreigners and jeopardising malay rights or wat..

納茲里 said...

Our politicians (& their wives) are using moneychanger to send money overseas? Why don't they use the bank?

Anonymous said...

hahahhaha..... thank you patrick for providing me my laugh for the day... he looks like that stupid Bush!

Anna

ktteokt said...

A PM who does not know how to differentiate left from right! How to differentiate between right and wrong?

Anonymous said...

patrick, this isn't constructive. rather than commenting on the awkwardness of the picture, why don't you write on something like how to improve the day to day running of this country. that would be a whole lot better...

komen kat gambar ni, pastu buruk2kan orang, hanya memalukan diri kita sendiri je. buat cara orang educated, jangan buat perangai macam budak2...

gengang.

Anonymous said...

Niamah,

He is not crossing his hands because there is no one beside him, stupid.

What strikes me about the photo are:

1. The two asians beside Obama is gleeing so much in excitement for getting the privilege to hold Obamas hand. It looks like they are experiencing a climax at that moment. and

2. The maid is still in power.




sbennit@yahoo.com

Duit Asing said...

Big Fat Mama used money changer to send money to Dubai to rescue the financial market. Maybe the bank commission is too high.

The inspector must be mad the money did not reach him in India!

zorro said...

Niamah!!!Got nothing better to do ah?! I just wonder why people thought that Anwar and his alliances will not practice corruptions if they are in power?!!

Eugene said...

That stupid fler's face looked like he's holding a woman's hand and want to kiss it... yucks

Blogger said...

Hi Uncle Pat
Just as we thought we have lost you to Spore TV, I am glad to see you tonight on 8TV's Blogger Boy as Mr Koh, father of Nina in the TV series. Well done !

Ipoh kid said...

Patrick

Question:
How much does it cost to spell your hometown IPOH?

Answer:
http://www.themalaysianinsider.com/index.php/malaysia/46890-in-hard-times-extravagant-signs-in-ipoh

Would you niamah this?

Rajagopal said...

Uncle Patrick
If stay near Pat Lah's "alleged" new home, u surely get good broadband signal !

Read :
http://www.mmail.com.my/content/22191-mystery-mansion

Chet said...

There's more embarassment on the conservation front. There's an article at the National Geographic website, in which the Deputy Director General of Perhilitan (Jabatan Perlindungan Hidupan Liar, or Department of Wildlife and National Parks) admits to being good friends with a known wildlife smuggler, and described as "giggling" when she said it. When asked why she was also in favor of legalized tiger and bear-bile farming, she replied "Why not?"

Read for yourself:
Asia's Wildlife Trade

While we shake our heads that such a person can be DDG of the department in charge of wildlife, the last laugh is on Malaysia. Add her to the list of people who have made our country a laughing stock of the world.

Anonymous said...

Yes, a gold for bola sepak !
a DJ ( tv live) asked a caller from JB : " happy?" ...' sure .'
: " did you satisfy the game ? "
' yes ! '
SIGH !

Ali Baba said...

BN launched thousands of KPI projects.

No sure if there is anything to measure broadband coverage?

Anonymous said...

Haiya Patrick,

itu pun u nak jadikan isu ke? U dah tak ada apa nak buat ke sejak2 pencen dari Rangkaian Biru RTM? Dulu I really adore u while listening to the radio.

Regards,
Hantu Siber

patrickteoh said...

Hello Hantu Siber, Jadikan isu? When did I even imply that was what I wished to do? See it for what it is la, hantu. Dulu you adore me ke? Thank you la. Dari dulu I mean.

Marco said...

Maybe there is nobody standing on his right hand side, no point crossing the arms thought.

Santau said...

1Malaysia objective is good.

But I doubt UMNOputera will allow its full implementation. Najib will have hard time with these ultras of UMNO starting with his deputy.

Anonymous said...

let him be la ... hes a bit confused yunno...cos he just heard someone sold off a govt jet engine from under their noses and hes not sure the two subs are still there...yeaaa long live bolehland clowns..

sad sack

Heng Eam said...

Dear Patrick

You remember the weirdo who said speaking in english is weired aka Puad? I chanced upon this link of his and it is shocking!

Check it out. Deputy education minister my foot!
http://www.malaysiakini.com/v6/link.php?http%3A%2F%2Fzorro-zorro-unmasked.blogspot.com%2F2009%2F11%2Fspeaking-english-in-workplace-is-weird.html

Heng Eam said...

erm Patrick

Ignore my previous post please. Apparently the posts in that site can be edited by the public. Weird...

kk said...

You think that was embarrassing. Read this!

NST: RM50m jet engine stolen from RMAF base and is believed to have been sold to a black market buyer in Europe.

Star: Theft of jet engine an inside job, says minister.

How on earth a jet engine can be stolen from an army base??!! And how stupid can the minister be for making such statement!

BongMokhtar said...

confirmed.
I sudah nikah/kahwin Zizie !
Sri Gading MP may follow me. Come on all young artis to support your MPs.

Anonymous said...

Well, it looks funny but at least he had the courtesy to shake. LOL!
Rather than thinking,"Aiyer....want me to shake your hand ar? I'm the boss ok, no need to shake wan. XD!"

Anyway, cool blog Mr. Teoh, Looking forward to more Malaysian humour. XD!

Anonymous said...

What's wrong with the picture? I see nothing wrong there! In fact, I think our Crime Minister looks outstanding!! Yeah, sticking out like a sore finger that is! Totally out of place!! Aiya! Really malu leh!

Hantu Santau said...

Hantu Siber

You must be very disillusioned with the current crops of so-called Malaysian artists such that you are reminiscing the good old Patrick Teoh of RTM!

Amir said...

Malaysia is becoming the new Zimbabwe with its lawless society since the juriciary system is so biased to serve the interest of the ruling BN.

Anyone who tells you that the economy of Malaysia is recovering is actually telling lies.

RM2.5 used to be able to buy 1USD. now it can only buy 1 S$. Our pay is stagnant because the productivity is stagnat while the inflation is going up. The cost of living in the urban area is getting up.

Malaysia is losing FDI while dubious Iskandar project does not appeal to investors. BN governmetn is squandering oil money via Petronas to pawn away our future income. Oil is depleting while the country has lost its low cost manufacturing advantage to to the likes of Vietnam.

Instead of regaining the lsot ground, the BN's UMNO is still bickering with Ketuanan Melayu to cause more brain drain (RM moving with the brain), while importing low skill Indons/Bangladeshi as citizens.

Very sad future for Malaysia.
So do not be deceived by the empty call of 1Malaysia. The country resources are looted, oil and even fighter jet engine. Police, Juriciary and MACC are biased and the list go on.

If I got money, I will start planning my migration.

Anonymous said...

How to smuggle a stolen jet engine?

I think our custom authority must be investigated.

Anonymous said...

how much has the contractor 'charged'
the rafm for servicing the 'invisible' engin ah !!??

ktteokt said...

Maybe he was trying to hold Alt's hand with his left hand?

Anonymous said...

55 skyhawks canNOT be brought back from USA kerana the official receipt
terhilang ! but billions sudah paid la !! @#$%^&* .

Anonymous said...

Perhaps Najis only touches the hands of Mongolian women!!!!

Nuffnang