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Tuesday, January 19, 2010

DUH!!! YB you okay ke?

Harmoni iala inspirasi untuk merealisasikan communikasi .... what-bloody-ever-si la

Interfaith dialogue must strive for harmony

....Rais Yatim, Minister of Information, Malaysia

Excuse me, YB but what else would participants in a dialogue strive for? Disharmony ah? Then dialogue waffor? Like that also must make like you just stumbled upon something great ah?

Errr..actually that sentence quite terror to say you know. Try it la. Stand on a chair, puff up your chest, raise your right hand index finger in the air and then say loudly......

"Interfaith dialogue must strive for harmony"

Feels good right?

Also ah...this next bit is quite funny.

Rais said that Deputy Prime Minister Tan Sri Muhyiddin Yassin’s suggestion that local writers should be given preference over foreign authors when selecting literary works for schools and institutions of higher learning was "..... music to our ears.. We welcome this. We have been waiting for this kind of policy. As such, prominent local writers must redeem themselves.”

As such local writers must redeem themselves?


Meaning that the reason why local literature was not given preference in the first place was because local lit sucks???

So now the fuckers (writers) better REDEEM themselves???

Someone at The Malaysian Insider is going to get it for 'misquoting' the YB, I think. Sorry ah MI.

NIAMAH!!!

45 comments:

Cynthia said...

Why is the country so riddled with unintelligent discrimination and prejudice? Surely literature is about good literary works - be it from Malaysia, Russia, Britain, America, Turkey, India - priority should be given to quality NOT nationality! LITERATURE WITHOUT BORDERS please!

caravanserai said...

Interfaith dialogue
Peace must prevail
Respect for each other
View and belief

A learned man
Quoting nonsense
It will tell..........
Learned by the books
Applications go awry

The ancient should retire
The grey cells can't function at top speed
On the front line brewing half heartedly truth
One can read it through

Some say old with experience
Experience of old modern gadgets have to relearn
Will the minds of old politicians ready to absorb?
My take money works quickly old or young

Of the works of God
It will take a long circuitry to connect
The switch is there to press it on
Yet the reluctance to do for all

When we live in a regime of falling grace
They will tell all kind of reasons to look believable
In their hearts and minds they want to milk many
Shield them for a longer period of time........

You see the walls are crumbling
And a new kid is gearing to take flight
“Give me a chance
The light will shine in all darkness”

Anonymous said...

omigawd. Moo-hidin, I can expect to drop such clangers.

but this guy? and he's supposed to be a PhD from UM once upon a time? that settles it. i'm telling everybody to get their grad studies overseas instead.

and certainly to avoid Literature studies in our local Unis like the plague too!

Philip

LC Teh said...

Patrick ah... we all so immune to stupidity uttered by such people, we think it's normal. So let them say whatever lah.

Anonymous said...

yorais, did you enjoy your 5 mins of fame or was it shame, courtesy of tweeter?

Anonymous said...

merealisasikan communikasi ....
meniamahkan ....
menggonxifattcaikan .... ????

robin hood said...

Mayhaps this miserable gollum lookalike is suggesting something akin to tolkien?

Anonymous said...

It is business as usual. If you no kapish, then please call the ministry for clarification. Located next to ministry of Information.

Ho ho ho said...

Inter-faith dialogue ? More talk, and talk and tok cock. What happened with the education system. Don't they teach all these in sivik and kemahiran moral ? And also in BTN, National Service ?

najib manaukau said...

Why are you or anyone should be talking modesty with a prostitute ?
These Umno goons would never understand what we or anyone is talking about, this is the very reason we have wasted our time for the last 53 years.
The only and sure way out of this bloody shamble the country is facing is to vote them out of existence in the coming GE. If there is a GE ?

ktteokt said...

At first, they talked through their nose, now they talk through their arse!

Anonymous said...

What a twit of a minister.Minister of Twit? Does he twitter?Give him some birdseed after he has warbled his bit.Here birdie birdie..I am sooo confused by this person I cannot communicate laaa.

God help us all

Anonymous said...

Hi Uncle Pat,

Sigh... ever since saw that video of him 'changing mode' for the press... feel like peng him into zhue tao peng... (Figuratively speaking. *Rolls eyes upwards*) *Snickers*

Can't wait for the next GE to see if change can be made for the better.

Nat--

RITZ CHEWAN said...

Didn't they shoot down IFC a long time ago ar?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if the so-called ministers have the 'substance' (check their academic background). A lot of time they talk without using hteir head. Maybe they just employ script writer to write speech for them without really digesting hte issue. A lot of contraditory statement to confuse the rakyat, no value-added but we call them YB?

Anonymous said...

He Niamah,

Another Facts & Funnies.

But this is made in the good old US of A.

Welcome to the Jesus Rifle.

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=17702029


Could our dreaded PDRM be using one of them??

sbennit@yahoo.com

KONFUSI said...

All the si si,sure mati one(si in chinese means death).Why this guy dont use better proper word like 'wujud' for realisasi,'perhubungan' for kommunikasi, 'ilham' for inpirasi.By the way,Mr.Patrick,what DUH means ?

Anonymous said...

We have been subjected to the same sort of torture by selfsame vomits all these 53 years of internal colonisation aka independence.

~wits0~

Ibu Bapak said...

Why dont this (ah pek) minister use sentence like 'Perundingan Antara-Ugama mesti Menegaskan Harmoni' (direct translation from'Interfaith Dialog Must Strive for Harmony'.

sheikspier said...

Before you all get too excited, local literature may mean writings by the likes of Awang Selamat & Ridhuan Tee.

Pray that your children will not be subjected to such 'local literature' in PMR/SPM/STPM.

Anonymous said...

another fantastic remark.

Cet Maverick Det said: The people must be prepared to pay higher prices for goods and services if they want to enjoy higher incomes under the proposed New Economic Model.


The New Economic Model that will transform Malaysia into a Ghana or Haiti?

Anonymous said...

Sejarah Malaysia will never forget that Rais lost 2 islands to Singapore.

What a loser!

yassin said...

The Malaysian government’s flip-flop responses and inability to co-ordinate swift and satisfactory solutions to internal crises may seriously hurt its standing with leaders of the first world countries, where importance is increasingly placed on transparency and security issues.

Anonymous said...

Tun Maverik Mahathir believes that if the Americans can produce such a movie, with all its technological wizardry, then staging a so-called terrorist attack would not be a difficult task.

Anonymous said...

Hi Patrick,

Wau lau eh, did the Minister of MisInformation really changed his mode and said all those "anglo-sized bahasa melayu" words like Harmoni iala inspirasi untuk merealisasikan communikasi ....

There are at least 4 anglo-sized words out of his 6 words bahasa melayu sentence so what the fukc is this orphan Minister yarping about?

Even if it's true that he said the above, we all know he is a half twit and half tw*t and his blabbering is just plain blabber. But thanks for posting and giving me a good laugh.

Have a good day.

nstman said...

Listening to these motherfuckers and watching their antics is better than watching Conan and Jay Leno. Tiuniamah, bodoh, you need more than redemption to save your fucking souls.

better2mrw said...

Hello Pat
no good lah to make fun of the old Yatim. I think at one time apa nama..exPM said he is of PM material...his strength is that he can change MODE?? I pity Malaysia with all the over qualified tempurung confined leaders

Anonymous said...

Just admit that they "are not" intellegent lah.....!!!
Why waste tax payers money hiring these players....?????

I tell u.....

Anonymous said...

this guy is an idiot!!!! Those who voted him are also idiots!!!


gibuk

wandererAUS said...

In China, I get so tickled every time the Chinese try to do a direct translation from the Chinese language to Englis for their notices.
Here in Bolehland, I am equally, confused and amused by
pea brain Ministers, who either contradict themselves or present hallow speeches of amusement. One would think, after Botak Syed Albar, we see the last of UMNO clowns!! Sadly, UMNO tradition continues with products like Phd Stumble or Mr DPM Fumble!!!

1 Malay-sia(L) said...

any higher with that finger, he can call himself rais (tarvolta) yatim.

Anonymous said...

Do we need to comment more?
THATS WHAT MAKES MALAYSIA SO UNIQUE, KEPALA OTAK....

KAYUAPI said...

Don't know if he even know what he is saying.

Anonymous said...

aaarrrrr! puke, puke, you Malaysian voters elected these people to lead your country! Get your heads checked!

Anonymous said...

He wore a songkok and baju melayu and all the malays suddenly look up to him as a hero of melayu.

ktteokt said...

Hai Yatim! Is that a "Saturday Night Fever" pose or is it a "Grease" pose? Impersonating JOHN TRAVOLTA?

Anonymous said...

konfusi lelaki mencari realisasi pepsi banggali kasi nasi mesti curi konsepsi pipi lili sisi mimi pipi gigi jiji kiki bibi didi wiwi mesti jadi SOHAI DI SANA SINI

maha tail said...

Now we understand why RTM is so out-dated with ancient ideas.

Anonymous said...

Politician tokkok, Just do it lah!

branca pedra said...

Almarhum Sultan Iskandar kecewa kerana Rais Yatim hadiahkan 2 pulau kepada Singapura.

kopi kaw-kaw said...

Many young people would read Awang’s latest spiel of poison, lies and sedition with a yawn because it lacks credibility, although its capacity to create mischief cannot be under-estimated as not all Malaysians can yet escape the thrall of the Umno/Barisan Nasional monopoly of msm.

There is still cause for alarm but also room for confidence that with the rise of a Middle Malaysia it is no more a one-sided affair where Mingguan Malaysia lies are taken as gospel truth. More Malaysians, whether Malays, Chinese, Indians, Kadazans and Ibans, have a greater capacity to discern truth from falsehoods like those spouted by Awang Selamat in Mingguan Malaysia today.

The best way to debunk Awang’s poison, lies and sedition is to subject it to the exposure of reason and truth, but this does not mean that those in authority, particularly the Police and the Attorney-General should not take the necessary action against Awang Selamat and Mingguan Malaysia to protect the integrity and the best interests of plural Malaysia.

Anonymous said...

Orang Melayu sering memarahi bukan Melayu kerana tidak sensitif kepada perasaan umat Islam. Tetapi, adakah Melayu juga sensitif akan perasaan bukan Islam? Mengikut logik mereka, bukan Melayu perlu sensitif terhadap Melayu, tetapi Melayu tidak perlu sensitif terhadap perasaan bukan Melayu.

Dan apa yang lebih menakutkan ialah ini bukan pandangan segelintir Melayu. Ramai Melayu yang berfikiran demikian. Bagaimana harus kita membuatkan Melayu sedar yang orang lain hanya akan sensitif terhadap mereka jika mereka turut sensitif terhadap orang lain?

Anonymous said...

You are just a sore loser Patrick niamah, fuck you and your fucking cunt assholes.

Avatarputera said...

Anonymous 1:23 AM

Your writing is a reflection of your mentality and upbringing. I feel very sorry for your parents.

Anonymous said...

Readers will most likely shift to the Internet for news, if the traditional media continue with their old style of presenting news based on what the editors feel that people should read or use the media as a propaganda tool.

Information Communication and Culture Minister Datuk Seri Dr Rais Yatim said this was because the Internet allowed the people to read what they wanted to read.

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