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Thursday, February 04, 2010

What the F**K!!!

I was very takut (scared) lor so I take off my clothes and wear a towel lor.

A friend and colleague just alerted me to this report in The Malaysian Insider. I couldn't believe my eyes when I read it. It actually is completely mystifying. You judge for yourself.

Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan, who took the stand at the High Court as the prosecution’s first witness, testified that when he first met Anwar at a condominium in Damansara Heights in 2008, the PKR de facto leader had asked him: “Can I **** you today?”

Wah! Anwar must have really been horny that day. Meeting a stranger and right away, "Can I FUCK you today?"

Saiful’s use of the profanity was greeted by sniggers and murmurs from those in the public gallery.

Well at least some people in the courtroom have a sense of humour or more likely they were tickled at hearing the word FUCK which is so often misused and misunderstood. And banned.

When asked by the prosecution about his immediate reaction to the request by Anwar, Saiful replied that at that point of time he felt “angry and scared.”

Okay, quite natural to feel that way. Of course, if somebody you met for the first time asked to fuck your ass wouldn't you get angry?

“I was angry and scared.. I refused to do so, to which Anwar became angry,” said Saiful.

Very good.

The complainant also alleged that the former deputy prime minister had offered him money in exchange for the sexual act, to which he also “refused”.

Good. Any God-fearing man would have done the same. Well done!



“I repeated what I had said and told him that I cannot bear to do it.”

Okay, okay we get the point. Thank you.

Anwar had then “ordered” him to proceed to the guest room where Saiful then stripped and donned a towel before the opposition leader hugged him.

Huh? Hahahahaha...you got to be kidding me. Right? After being angry and scared and refusing payment from the man you then proceed to the bedroom and strip down to a towel? Man! How scared were you? Not enough to protect your ass I guess.

But thanks for the laugh of the day la. Terima Kasih.

NIAMAH!!!

142 comments:

Ho ho ho said...

So sad and pitiful that he had to go through this. It sounds like even worse than a rape case. Why didn't he struggle or cabut ? If he had done so, then he would not have to go through such a traumatic experience.

When I heard about it over tv last night, I wanted shed some tears but then I had to tell myself that as a man I cannot be that emotional or my wife will perli me.

Patrick, why dont you get your connections to do a movie called Kisah Benar - the movie

Sharon said...

Yeah, it confused me as well when I read the news on STAR.
He was angry AND scared, so why can't he just left?
Why would he proceed into the room and stripped naked?
It's only just ONE Anwar, and the fellow thought he couldn't overpower him?
Any other guy would've probably punch the guy that said 'Let's Fuck.'

ktteokt said...

If this Saiful SIFAT was unwilling to be "ridden", you think it would be so easy to gain entry into his arse? Try threading a needle with a thread when the needle is swaying from side to side. It would be one in a zillion chance that the thread will make its way through the eye! Sodomize? Only if the thread can get through the eye of the needle!

Anonymous said...

Hello Patrick,
I read the script 3 times and try to image it into my brain and play back.But Tak boleh lei....There must be some missing lines somewhere.Anyway, just wonder how could the learned DPP coached their witness in this very high profile public case???

Anonymous said...

Patrick you missed the earlier part which was more funnier. He said he got poor results in Uni coz"......too much responsibilities as a Head boy of a student body.

Anyone want to hire guys like this to manage secret meetings and etc etc?

silver said...

well said taiko, i'm gonna puke right away!

Anonymous said...

Claimed Anwar's abuse him on the 26th, Saiful did washed up, reported to the hospital on the 28th (over 48 hours later)and strangely Anwar's DNA is still at the anus! Are you saying Saiful does not wash his bottom a second time or even shit for the next 48hours? Does not change his underwear for the next 48 hours? Saiful's girlfriend should dump him for the stink smell down there!!!!!!!!!!
Unless this is just a make-up story lah.

kita anak melayu said...

Blogger Unspinners fitnah Anwar, baca di SINI
ataku klik http://kitaanakmelayu.blogspot.com/2010/02/blog-unspinners-fitnah-anwar.html

MMC said...

Allo, that was not the first time Anwar allegedly sodomised Saiful lah...that was the last time...

kalau nak komen so fiery also read first and understand lah

now it just looks like you are a blind follower of Anwar

Kon said...

I really like your analysis of the testimony given by the key witness and it only happens in Bolehland lah. So keng man! Sigh..

SameSame said...

Well this is what you get from a LIAR mah. When you are lying you will be confused and of course your answers will be confusing mah! See even Najib gets confused..one min he say he never meet him (saiful) another he say got meet. You be the judge la. So the bottom line, Anwar being f**c*ed yet again!!!

pinsysu said...

MSB is using old newspaper (Utusan Msia my guess) to hold water ... me think his scriptwritter not vely clever lah ... shd hire James Cameron or Zhang Yi-Mou for a more convincing script lah.

Anonymous said...

Shitful then said (censored): I was shivering up to my ass and then offered my virgin ass to Anwar for a joyful fuck. After which I felt so shitful that I approached Najis for help and Najis was so helpful and kind to my ripped ass.

Anonymous said...

Just want to wait and see when these (all UMNO) morons will have their judgment days in life and hell.

Anonymous said...

Saiful was angry NOT without cause. Here are things going on in his little mind ( if ever he has one ):

What? You want to fuck me ? Then DON'T tell everyone here!!! I AM SO DAMN ANGRY!!! I got maruah you know. Just whisper in my ear will do.

Then again, I AM SCARED !!! I am a virgin you know? But KY jelly will work just fine.

DON'T order me, just wait for me while I clean my anus....

... now I have nothing on, just a towel. Shall we start?

... it has got to be the fuck of the century. Wah lau...

Anonymous said...

DPP said...they have sample to prove anwars semen....case started just yesterday....how do these ppl know it is anwar`s semen? when do they carry out lab test on anwar`s semen?........strange!!!!

Niasing!!! said...

Jole of the year, I guess

Harcharan said...

“During the course of Anwar’s impending trial, Malaysians will be told of the link Saiful has with Mumtaz Jaafar. Malaysians will also be told who Mumtaz Jaafar is and what her ‘special’ links with Rosmah are.

Further to that, Malaysians will be told about the relationship between Najib’s Special Officer, Khairul Anas, and Saiful — and the less than manly reputation these two buggers had while still in school.

Yes, the excitement and kinky sex that is going to spill over from this trial will cause Astro to lose a lot of business.”
http://thedandelions.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/who-is-saiful-bukharis-god-mother-mumtaz-jaafar/

bennyloh said...

Saifool's "bedroom talks".

Don't complain if you got the 'lembek'one(That's the reason no wear and tear from the doctor's report.) from an old man. Look for a younger man,lah.

And WTF do everyone care about your sexual neds. That one must be a "good morning brand" face towel what a way to entice an old man with such a small towel.

caravanserai said...

Lies will expose
Within minutes it will show
Only the speaker doesn't realize
He thinks he spins a good yard

This is the court jester
Clowning his glory
In 18 months coaching by many
Now he spins his tales

“Afraid and angry”
He could disrope for a cause
Describing the close curtains
Dim light waiting to be screwed

The fallacy of truth
He spins the coaches smile
The court jester spreads his wings
He just can't take flight

Anonymous said...

I have ( thankfully ) not the inclinations of buggering or be buggered. Nonetheless, if I was given an "indecent proposal" by someone to bugger me. I would think that I would have expressed shock that I am so appealing to the other. After initial shock and "flattery", if I am not one to subscribe to buggery, I guess, not even an obst delivery tool would have plied my behind open. Nor would I be so scared to go into the room and strip naked down to my towel. Incredulous story lah my friends. I would have jumped out the window and cabut.
Story line fit only to deceive 3 year olds.

JLWH

Anonymous said...

hahaha.MMC is another idiot.....if someone rape you...are you gonna go and see him again...act like nothing happened....then thats not rape but concensual...bodoh...ada otak tak guna.....

Ho ho ho said...

According to MMC, this is not the first time that Saiful got fuck. Then Saiful should tell the court that Anwar asked him "Can I fuck you again today ?"

rocky said...

what kind of man is this guy? and PM meets him in person to hear his scholarship request.This guy child genius or what for PM to meet him in person? and PM also not smart, first deny then had to say yes he met him. come on la,PM could you have not met him secretly or something...meet at his house for scholarship...lol

not your ordinary blogger; said...

once again.....some VIP is trying damn hard and desperate to hold on to his power! Framing AI again with this trick is totally ridiculous and unacceptable! If it would be a fair trial AI should be granted access to all the evidence be it physically or verbally! Again this young chap.....kanine...one day he sure go to hell! buat dosa.....dan jahat...so there u go la "NERAKA"!
haih...how come malaysia come to a stage like this......so sad!

Mee Sodo said...

What the f***! (pun highly intended)

I'd be more convinced if Dr M said Anwar overpowered & sodomised him.

So, whatever happened to the scholarship he requested earlier from the Scholarship Minister?

Anonymous said...

Allo MMC, not first time ah? one must love being buggered if he went back for seconds..We r reading lah kawan, but unlike u, we r also using our brain matter (something that is probably failing in the likes of u.

First time, second time..dont make senselah kawan. Try shifting ur brain from ur arse to where it belongs. Maybe then u'll see what the rest of the normal world does. fucking twat.

June.W said...

shitful angry coz he is being asked directly when he look forward to something more romantic & scared due to anticipation lar... maybe de payment not enuf or he din get the orgasm he expected (pakcik dah tua pun), so he complain lar... niamah!!

wandererAUS said...

Third rated Amateur Porn Movie, directed and acted by this Sinful man...has made our Kangaroo Court into a Circus..."Th Greatest Show On Earth"
If we brought in those vulgar and hand signals MPs from East Malaysia, they will most probably do a better job!

PickToTell said...

The same case happened in the very Old Cantonese movie from HK ... but the victim was a woman in the Movie ......

kadiology said...

saiful did not left because he had to have that last fuck for the evidence (semen).

that evidence is to be left INSIDE his anus for the forensic team to get.

and now its just the chemist report that need to be heard to confirm that semen belongs to anwar.

saiful scared or not, question is, did anwar FUCK saiful?

James Q said...

Mahakutty should say to Jibby, "Hey, why you plagiarize my script? Don't copycat lah. Go write another script, ok?" But maybe Jibby already paid royalty to Mahakutty. So all's ok.

Anonymous said...

The black ash mark on his forehead. what does that signify? I know hindus use such ashes as do christians on ash wednesday but do muslims practice such rituals too? curious!

Anonymous said...

"A" likes it, "S" also likes it, jadi lo, in S-style as in ASS-me! But later, "S" thought may be he can make some bucks out of it (brain of a political science student ma), so "S" knocked on the golden door and one jib came along, shook hands and it's a DEAL! The story was therefore published to entertain people of Bolehland. Thank you. It's highly entertaining!

Anonymous said...

Hallo MMC u supporter of Umno/bn government kah?

Look at the statement you made yourself.

MMC said "Allo, that was not the first time Anwar allegedly sodomised Saiful lah...that was the last time..."

That means u trying to say that saiful enjoyed being fucked in the ass that he did it MANY times with Anwar? He could have said NO. Then why scared and angry the last time doing it? So contradicting statements?

Dont make statements that only slaps yourself in public

Anonymous said...

Can I fuck you today??? wai liao .. this is the new 1Malaysia pickup line.

incredible. even if he wants to lie, they couldnt have put a more stupidest person to make the accusation.. Get ready for more fucks of the century as the case progresses.

this is a good start to 2010.. the "1Malaysian comedy" played out for one and sundry to see and laugh your ass out.. hahaha.

art harun said...

Yeap. And he apparently went there to send some docs. After he entered, he sat down and handed the docs. After that, Anwar said can I fuck you today.

Tell me Bro, who (especially men) would sit down to hand over documents?

He then said he was naked before he went to the toilet to clean himself. However, after he came out, he said he hung his t shirt at a knob of a cupboard.

Which is which? Naked first or naked later?

michael said...

Saiful could have shoved Anwar aside and leave because there was no way a frail person like Anwar could have prevented him leaving.

That he went on to strip himself to the towel certainly contradicted what he swore on the Holy Koran that Anwar forced himself on him.

michael said...

Anyway, it is far easier for a camel go through the eye of a needle than to have an Ah Pek with a physique of Anwar to f*#k an unwilling Saiful :)

Anonymous said...

MMC is an idiot!!!Mother fucking idiot!!!!



gibuk

JohnByrnes said...

The people who made the T-Shirt "Sounds like Brad Pitt, looks like Brad Pitt, but he's not Brad Pitt" should come out and make another T-Shirt - "Can I F**K you today?"

Anonymous said...

This Saifool is ridiculous...pretended not wanting to be fucked. Shy at first but take a little shower and then kasi Anwar main. Maybe Saifool also dah gatal juboq.

He deserved to kena main by any kaki main juboq. Alot of juboq gatal nowadays.

donplaypuks® said...

"Hello, that was not the first time Anwar allegedly sodomised Saiful lah...that was the last time...kalau nak komen so fiery also read first and understand lah..now it just looks like you are a blind follower of Anwar" MMC.

Bro MMC

So far Saiful has not testified in open court that he was raped on 26/8/08 or before (7/8 times although he swore on the Koran last year. How come?

Also, it is clear Saiful is now saying it was not rape, but consensual sex since he did not object or put up a fight. U-turn? You bet!! Because 2 hospital reports show no sign of rape let alone penetration! Of course all this begs the question - why didn't he slam Anwar in the jaw and run away?

The Pusrawi doctor also recorded Saiful as saying he was penetrated by a plastic object - dildo or vibrator? In that case, by law it cannot be sodomy, since only penile penetration can be classified as sodomy! The Govt and DPP have conveniently ignored this and instead rubbished the Burmese doctor's (20 years experience) report!!

This whole thing is a sick joke and UMNO/BN have just ordered their coffin! As in March 08, the PEOPLE will not tolerate a tyrannical regime.

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

dILA said...

oh, ada juga yang perasan pasal tanda hitam di dahi SayFOOL tu, saya ingat saya sorang je ^_^. masyarakat Melayu percaya kalau ada tanda hitam didahi itu tandanya orang itu rajin sembahyang, althought there is nothing on it in Islam. anyway, i will not be surprise jika itu makeup, nampak pelik semacam je. ni mesti nak tunjuk alimlah kononnya....uwekkkk...... setahu saya tanda kat dahi ni utk DAJJAL/ANTI_CRIST ada dalil dimana diDAHI DAJJAL ada tanda KEKAFIRAN yang boleh dilihat oleh orang semua orang. see: http://www.didkedah.gov.my/jpskmsb/artikal/Dajjal%20Yakjuj%20&%20Makjuj.pdf

dILA said...

oh, ada juga yang perasan pasal tanda hitam di dahi SayFOOL tu, saya ingat saya sorang je ^_^. masyarakat Melayu percaya kalau ada tanda hitam didahi itu tandanya orang itu rajin sembahyang, althought there is nothing on it in Islam. anyway, i will not be surprise jika itu makeup, nampak pelik semacam je. ni mesti nak tunjuk alimlah kononnya....uwekkkk...... setahu saya tanda kat dahi ni utk DAJJAL/ANTI_CRIST ada dalil dimana diDAHI DAJJAL ada tanda KEKAFIRAN yang boleh dilihat oleh orang semua orang. see: http://www.didkedah.gov.my/jpskmsb/artikal/Dajjal%20Yakjuj%20&%20Makjuj.pdf

ktteokt said...

You mean to say this SIFAT guy didn't SHIT for three consecutive days and then went to hospital to have his arse examined IN SITU? Suffering from constipation kah?

donplaypuks® said...

Bro

My apologies in digressing, but this is a shocker. Refer blog at:

http://desiderata2000.blogspot.com/

"The Special Officer to Prime Minister Najib Tun Razak, Nasir Safar, has been asked to resign for calling the early Indian immigrants to Malaya beggars and the Chinese prostitutes. But that is not the icing on the cake. The icing on the cake is that Nasir Safar was the man mentioned in item 30 of PI Bala’s Statutory Declaration:

“Azilah asked me whether the woman was Aminah and I said ‘Yes’. He then walked off and made a few calls on his handphone. After 10 minutes another vehicle, a blue Proton Saga, driven by a Malay man, passed by slowly. The driver’s window had been wound down and the driver was looking at us.”

You can read the full text of Bala’s Statutory Declaration below.

Yes, that man in the blue Proton Saga was Nasir Safar. But the police, who took Bala’s statement, denied it and said that it was a resident from that area and not Nasir Safar. How did the police know this immediately without any further investigation and without taking Nasir Safar’s statement?

Now, why would the Prime Minister’s Special Officer be at the scene of the crime?"

dpp
We are all of 1 race, the Human Race

Anonymous said...

He is angry and scared but what to do. He is also horny la....

calebmatrix said...

Well,I'm a graphic designer..that gives me a good idea
"Can I (put a logo) you today?"

michael said...

For those who thinks that semen cannot be faked, I have this theory for you.

Supposed I want to frame A for ass fu#king B, what I need to do is to get B to gather some of his own semen, sprinkle that with DNA from A, and insert that into B's ass hole. Forensic doctor would be able to find some sperm in B's ass and also evidence of A's DNA in that sperm sample.

Of course, the DNA of B would also be found in the semen sample but that would be taken as a contaminant.

Viola ... the unsuspecting will immediately think the sperm must have come from A.

Anonymous said...

Probably the Edu Dept has engaged these 2 clowns as public lecturers for sex education. In office, we hear towel n f#$@k, in school we hear sodo-me and sodo-u. Is this a success story or a failure in our sex education ???

niakong said...

There is just one too many reasonable doubts in this case:

1) A young strong man can't fight off an old man with neck and back pain?

2) A young man he is but his face only makes people puke, let alone f**k.

3) Why should the young man go and get advice from PM, unless it's a three-party affairs?

4) Why should the young man go and swear in the name of A**** at the National Mosque to only be witnessed by the whole nation (or the whole world perhaps)? Has he no confidence in the country's law and judiciary?

5) Under normal circumstances, victims of such cases would only want to keep a profile as low as possible while seeking justice. That young man has just done the opposite to gain as much publicity as possible.

6) Would a wise old man be foolish enough to foil his own plan to get to the top when he was already near there? He would have all the opportunities to do the do when he's up there. Can even blast crucial evidence into dust easily. So, no hurry here.

7) If people can produce Avatar, what's a Sodomy Case? Can be easily staged!!!

8) The scripwiter, however, ought to be shot for poor script. How can they expect to beat Avatar and Titanic, even if they have the best publicity stunt???

Anonymous said...

Even a girl/prostitute/pondan/gay when you tell her you want to f@#$* her against her will she will put up a fight no matter how big or strong you are.

You believe him ah!

Sean said...

reminds me of a movie scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEyrg0WU5Ao

NAIPAH said...

This is no laughing matter man!Be careful the court proceeding still on and dont try to 'judge'before the court judges it.After you kena 'contempt of the court',susahlah!

ktteokt said...

Looking at Saiful's picture, his forehead looks dim and dull. Chinese calls this 印堂发黑, a bad sign and bad omen! Something very bad is going to befall this SACRIFICIAL GOAT!

donplaypuks® said...

"The black ash mark on his forehead. what does that signify? I know hindus use such ashes as do christians on ash wednesday but do muslims practice such rituals too? curious!" Anon 12.40

Bro, it's not ash. It's either sweat oil or strass marks. You can see it all over DPM Muhy's face and forehead.

But for a 24 year old guy to have 2 such marks on his forehead mean he's undergoing a hell of a lot of mental stress!!

donplaypuks® said...

Here's a t-shirt that says:

'I Don't Need Sex. The Govt Fucks Me Everyday!"

http://dinmerican.wordpress.com/2010/02/03/food-for-thought-after-a-hectic-day/

Lol!

Anonymous said...

An unhealthy man of over 60 raped and sodomised a tall & strong young man in his twenties?
Unless of course he voluntarily thrust out his stinking naked butt and beg the guy to whack him.

For a younger rapist to force a young woman of that age to open her panties is virtually impossible not to mention a strong guy. But of course Saiful is born a gay. He gets only few bucks a day if he sells his butt at Chow Kit but to frame Anwar he becomes an instant millionaire. Never mind the exposure the Mat salleh cocks are bigger and very painful to bear. Karpal, Guan Eng Nik Aziz better be careful when they recruit new aides or assistant. Make sure they check their arses

Anonymous said...

I wonder if Saiful saw Anwar taking VIAGRA!
If he did'nt, mesti tiada boleh la...how could he possibly get an erection after looking at the filthy ass-hole??!!

awek selamat said...

I suppose if Answar were to say "Boleh saya cucuk anda", then I will believe.

Why on earth would anwar wantot speak in English to him?

Anyway, the script is written by APCO. Therefore must be in English.
Case close.

tanya MMC said...

Question to MMC,

Do you mean that you are the FIRST victim of sodomy?

MMC = mahathir mohamed celup?

Anonymous said...

Dear Shitful,

So now I know that when someone gets angry and scared after being propositioned with a "Can I FUCK you today", he is actually saying "Yes, I will strip and don a towel and you can fuck me real good".

That's fantastic. Tomorrow I am going to Patrick's new 1Damansara 1Village @ 1Imbi restaurant and proposition every young gal or guy in his restaurant with a "Can I FUCK you today" and if they slap or punch me, no worries because they really want me to fuck them.

Thanks Shitful for this great pickup tip.

ahoo said...

When you are named as Sai-fool, no wonder you need to " fool luck " dropping of pant literally. What a load of silly fooly crab. The best part was the prosecution said that they had the semen found in that ass even after 2 days !!! Should get in Ridley Unbelievable to stage this show.

azmie said...

the whole (or should it be (ass)hole?) affair started with a porno-like statements. going back to his earlier statement to the court, he said that he's quite active in sports. waahh imagine that. a 24 yr sportsman sodomised by a 60 yr old man with a spine injury.
lets fuck this guy then. the english saying used to be "there's no fool like an old fool" i bet they're gonna change it to "there's no fool like a saifool".

Anonymous said...

No wonder I see so many tense and frustrated umnoputris. These umnoputras only see beauty and excitement in assholes. What a sad lot.

Anonymous said...

Boleh saya f$@# anda hari ini?

Now all school children have learnt the script !!!

blackjack said...

MMC - can i fuck you today?

No?

I supposed you'll say No. Now, get into the room and strip.

Zeroed said...

Lan lah....the whole court proceedings is a joke. Any sound minded person who do his/her own analysis and conclude that our pedis is a joke, our nasional loryar is a joke and the present gomen is doing everything to make this country into an international joke.......damn sien to comment anymore.

Anonymous said...

I can understand why Saiful failed in his study. Having been sodomized yet never clean or wahs himself for 2 days to keep the sperm and dna.

I don't want to judge him.
Maybe he is really sodomized.

But I cannot comprehend why he did not resist, and did not report to the police the very day.

niakong said...

A little advice to Saiful, if you're reading:

Based on my years of experience of watching movies, just when you think the script would end when Anwar is finished, you're wrong!

To avoid being double-crossed and threatened for more money, your paymaster would definitely like to make sure that you're finished off too after that... into the thin air!!!

So, repent and save your life before it's too late.

Biyonse said...

The ‘evidence’ is ready. The semen specimen on Saiful’s underwear has been 'confirmed' as Anwar’s. The only problem is if they allow an independent foreign expert to do an audit on the Chemistry Department’s findings, he or she might confirm that the specimen is ten years old and not dated 26 June 2008 as alleged.

durex said...

NST: Civil servants who donate their organ are entitled to a 42-day unrecorded leave, Public Service Director-General Tan Sri Ismail Adam said.

What about donating sperm?
At least 21 days of unrecorded leave?

HoHoHo said...

HoHoHo - May I phuck you sai-fool 'PUKE' yuck you are real dirty shito shito - HoHoHo

komando said...

Hiyah P.T. there is nothing strange in this "BODOHLAND" & "BOLEHLAND".

ALL CAN DO!
ALL CAN BE DONE!
All will see how it ends!
We enjoy the movie and the drama, just like any other blockbuster and box office hits!
Next will be a Holey-wood style coming!
Must be the USA with better scandals!
TIGER WOODS IS NOTHING !

S.I.D said...

all i can do is laugh..
i dont know the reason why....

Anonymous said...

Actually who is d pain in the Ass ?

It's not relevant to us anymore whether he did it or not and it all boils down to-

Pain in the Ass- constipation.
Causes- CONSPIRACY.

Avatar.

1 Malay-sia(L) said...

what i like best is, they will prove the semen in saifool anus belong to anwar...

how do you suppose the semen stayed in his anus? used a cork???!!!

LMAO.

Anonymous said...

what a joke, 60 years old man's dick must be stood strong enough to poke into sai(say in hokkien)full's ass! unless this shit full's, i mean sai-full, ass was big enough that even a 12" wide water pipe to fit it and to make the "smooth taffic"! or anwar must have took at least more than 2 vigras at that time! if so anwar took 2 vigras, can he catch his next breath while "shelling" this sai-full's ass! hmmmm.....BN morons, please be real on this or you should be the best director other than james cameron

Anwar Al-Juburi Waliwati said...

Fuck off Anal War AL-Juburi!!!! To all his supporters, cover your asshole fast motherfuker!

You guys are so stupid to believe this old muthafucka..hahaha

Anonymous said...

In the 1980s we had to watch bad Malaysian made drama on TV.
In the 1990s we had to watch bad Malaysian drama in Government
In the 2000s we watch bad Malaysian drama in courts...is this all we Malaysian can look forward to in the future?

Nagobonar said...

Actually i horny too

Anonymous said...

This is Malaysia Sex education lah! Cannot teach in school so go public mah. Got judges and lawyers to write the scripts samore. Title: SODOMY, Starring: A & Suckful. directed by Nabeh.

Anonymous said...

All papers Head..with small letters..:
Q:Wohlau..Can I fxxk you today..?

A:Oh yeah..!We don't say Fxxk..when begging for something unusual..even very closed to each other..in time of very pleasured ! Normally..Ur will politely learn to ask..otherwise other might think ..Can I Rxxe you today..if not may be tomorrow..?

Why..today..? Someone must be begging for some time..?

Eventually..some actions equivalent to You ask for it..! That's Why you were here..!Then Why should u get angry..but politely following arahan so and so..? Such a funny tale ever happened..in moden history in the this world..!

Can you tell a callgirl..Can I fxxk you today..? Otherwise u were here..?

Would you ask when you are trying to ...?
Nobody will ask..Action more than words at this critical moment..Just do it....! Would you..?

Anonymous said...

only in UMNO land. AMEN, they say.

Parody of Bolehland said...

"Say dun wan, say no, say angry, then wan, then do!, typical BolehLand mentality. He must have more X chromosomes on him!...Read the rest 'Can I F&*@ You Today...Emm WTF Why Not! at www.yah-meh.blogspot.com

resident.wangsamaju said...

I heard Saiful got pumped full of liquids. Who is the dad?

Anonymous said...

Can I F..you TODAY? The keyword that is going to kill Saiful ad UMNO is ....TODAY. This word gave game away. A fabricator will keep giving away more of these herrings....it's only a matter of time before Saiful, UMNO, the judge and the prosecution hang themselves.....

Charlie Oscar said...

Dear Patrick,
Ever heard of "Bi-sexual" or "AC/DC"!!!
Locally, it's call "Depan Boleh, Belakang Pun Boleh"!!!
That's your Hero, Al-Juburi!!!
Ever wonder Why the Defence Lawyers requested for the Sordid Evidences to be heard in Camera???
What are they afraid of if Al-Juburi is innocent???
Afraid that the Rakyat will know the TRUTH about him???
Let Justice Prevail!!!

Anonymous said...

Anything being orchestra by the political party, no need to mention, we know who lah.... is bloody damn stupid lah, lie also don't know lah. This saifool will burning in hell for 800 years lah!

Anonymous said...

IF i have done it on u 8-9 times b4,
i won't minta : " can i fuck u today pls ? " ...BUT..." hey, give me , NOW, bend down ! "

koo said...

if I am scared and afraid I would have bolted out of that apartment with my towel and all! and if my husband ever asked for his conjugal right like that I would have bang the door on his face! what a fool. this guy should not have spent too much tiome surfing the porno sites!

ZULKEFLI said...

i think everyone missed the point. he did not say he was raped. he said he was sodomised. even between consenting adults, sodomy is against the law.

the issue is did anwar sodomised him? If anwar did then he has broken the law.

it is for the prosecution to prove its case and for anwar to prove otherwise.

allen ng said...

I bet this Sai(shit)full must be already rich as what this 20 something will do if not for the money sake.U tell me Patrik he just want to shame his family,GF and the whole world to know that he was fucked huh!!!.Impossible mah,right?

meter said...

Menyampah nampak muka dia kat sinilah, Pat...

peter said...

I overheard someone said this saifool fella is a bastard and mother fcuker. Hope its not true..

Anonymous said...

i think the scriptwriter they hired are not very bright lah...mahathir already hinted Avatar what..so next time hire James Cameron lah..he no need write script, just use effects make a video recording...poof! well is not that whether who F*** who, bottomline is anwar being F*** again !! that poor chap :(

Makan said...

Very well said, Patrick.

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Anonymous said...

no wonder his name is saiFOOLs full of shits! otak di buntut bukan di kepala!

Anonymous said...

Pat, "niamah" is being unfair to mothers.

Anonymous said...

Saiful: I told him no
but he scares me so
Then I went in to shower
And came out in a towel
He hugged my body
I got angry
But still, i went full monty
so tht we could humpy...

Wei, adik Saiful... u were scared + angry but stil horny ah?
hehe........


Regards,
Meow Kitty

artchan said...

first met Anwar at a condominium in Damansara Heights in 2008, the PKR de facto leader had asked him: “Can I **** you today?”
============================

This is really original....meet first time..and was asked that question? If Saiful want to fix Anwar...more credible to say he was drugged and woke up feeling pain up his ass..and then realised someone penetrated him. Not very clever..that is why he went to see najib to get scholarship!!! I would not be surprised those going for Anwar could have shoved ringgits into his ass..to come out with such a blooper..

Anonymous said...

F@#K 101 :

I wanna F@#k you, next step get stripped and wrapped in towel awaiting penetrasi.

What a joke !

Anonymous said...

Saiful cannot passed motion for 2 days as the semen has glued his anus?

Anonymous said...

Dear ZULKEFLI @ 4.22 AM,

No, my dear ZULKEFLI, we did not missed the point that Shitful claimed he was sodomised. This is loud and clear. However I think you missed the point that the circumstances surrounding his claim of being sodomised is, at best, quite unimaginative and definitely worse than an "F" grade in acting.

You also missed the point that the whole UMNO gang-bang which includes the PDRM, AG office, Judiciary, etc can allow such shenigans to continue and perpetuate. You must have also forgotten that this so claimed "sodomy victim" Shitful have got the whole UMNO machinery's full backing including the powerful 1PM who took time off his busy schedule to comfort this "poor" victim.

That my dear ZULKEFLI is elementary.

And by the way, "Can I F&^* you anytime?"

mat capik said...

Episode 1: Stained mattress

Episode 2: Bed and Levi's white underwear.

Can be exhibited in Muzium Negara.

Investment Record said...

Hey~ you think is easy to rape someone ah..

you think easy to poke inside without cooperation if someone old wanny rape someone at his strongest age?

he need not do anything just tighten his 2 keping ass meat.. tat fler XXx also can be flatten Like Kuih kapit la....

maybe 2nd film retake.

" i am scare & angry & stunned, then he went out for 1 hours to buy the Jelly, and i am soOo angry that i went to the room and stripe naked"

Anonymous said...

Students at SPM needs to get A in Moral Studies in order to qualify for scholarship amongst other conditions. Is the gomen of this bolehland doing our school children and teenagers a big favour ? Sad!

Anonymous said...

"Semen in saifool anus belong to anwar... then... medical checkup after two days".

How can the semen stayed in his anus for 2 days, that guy dun pangsai?

Ahjamal said...

What the hell is all this UMNO doing so busybody on one spent as,,,hole. Did we tax payer wanted them do this?? I have been stressed fully why
are this politician so keen in one lousy as,,hole???? Are their brains the same as the as...hole??? The whole world may be thinking Malaysian
are just a as...hole nation. I am been asked by many foreign friends where is the priority in the backside or what???

Anonymous said...

Sodomy is against the law, but this is bedroom stuff ma! They are not showing to the whole world in the first place. But too bad the... what fool?.. decided to make it a head line story after some man-to-man chat with the kindest premier. Something must be more important than face-si (muka)for this ..fool..la!

the traveller said...

Charlie Oscar,

I know from the way you write about anwar that you are a muslim. So I assume that you should know if anwar did not in any way involve in sodomy, your allegation will carry a heavy weight when counting your deeds in akhirat? Actually I can't believe that there would be anybody who would believe these kind of things.

Anonymous said...

i totally agree with you,how scare were u to stripped and get fucked and u still have the mood to report police.

rotiboy said...

I Hate Saiful facebook page

http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-Saiful-Bukhari/288365028157

Mr. KY Jelly said...

http://arifomar.blogspot.com/2010/02/anuar-anuar-4-ky-jelly-rupanya.html

It said "Selain itu, beliau juga menyerahkan baju kemeja biru lembut jenama Ralph Lauren yang juga dipakai pada masa kejadian dan cecair pelincir KY Jelly kepada pegawai penyiasat kes itu di Hospital Kuala Lumpur (HKL) pada 28 Jun 2008, dua hari selepas kejadian."

Why Saiful was carrying a KY Jelly? Does any normal human being carry KY Jelly to work? And if the lubricant belongs to DSAI, then why Saiful brought it back? KY Jelly as evident? Any finger prints on the tube?

Anonymous said...

Semen in saifool anus belong to anwar... then... medical checkup after two days".

Cause two days gotta take the babi hutan

Anonymous said...

Niakong said:

There is just one too many reasonable doubts in this case:

1) A young strong man can't fight off an old man with neck and back pain?
- Saiful did not claim it was rape and he DID NOT fight.

2) A young man he is but his face only makes people puke, let alone f**k.
- A reasoning as lame as this makes me want to puke too.

3) Why should the young man go and get advice from PM, unless it's a three-party affairs?
- Okay, please list who can and can't get advice from the PM.

4) Why should the young man go and swear in the name of A**** at the National Mosque to only be witnessed by the whole nation (or the whole world perhaps)? Has he no confidence in the country's law and judiciary?
- It's okay, you can spell the word Allah, you just can't use it yet.. He swore to prove a point, anwar chose not to swear, to prove a point too, i guess. Okay now which one is it with you people, do you believe in the country's judicial system or not? (I'm willing to bet that most of you DO NOT..except when she rules in your favor..)

5) Under normal circumstances, victims of such cases would only want to keep a profile as low as possible while seeking justice. That young man has just done the opposite to gain as much publicity as possible.
- this is not normal circumstances. it's not like you were sodomized by your drunk neighbor. funny how i have read that some people thought saiful had disappeared because there was no news of his whereabouts prior to this trial date. so much for wanting to seek publicity huh? ;)

6) Would a wise old man be foolish enough to foil his own plan to get to the top when he was already near there? He would have all the opportunities to do the do when he's up there. Can even blast crucial evidence into dust easily. So, no hurry here.
- anwar's not as smart as bridget lai because (insert racial abuse here). LOL.

7) If people can produce Avatar, what's a Sodomy Case? Can be easily staged!!!
- i just puked.

8) The scripwiter, however, ought to be shot for poor script. How can they expect to beat Avatar and Titanic, even if they have the best publicity stunt???
- and again.

Dear Niakong, it appears to me that you, like so many before and after you, do not like to let facts get in your way. don't worry though, you'll get plenty of support here from like minded people. Have a nice weekend.

-pirated DVD peddler-

Anonymous said...

Being a young creature he could have just squeezed tight his arse, the way it is done when having to control our bowel when there is no toilet nearby, and I don't think the 60 years plus could enter him. OR JUST FLEE THE SCENE LOR. THINK OF THE WHOLE NATION BEING SUBJECTED TO THE LEWD COURT PROCEEDING. MY SEVEN YEAR OLD CHILD IS ASKING ME WHAT IS KJ JELLY OLELI 111???? n i a m A h !!!!

Rosso said...

Hohoho. Thanks for making my day! Hahahahahahahhaaa..

Now I can laugh all day.

Anonymous said...

Patrick Uncle, what is "KJ Jelly." ? Can eat or not?

Anonymous said...

Hi Pat,

The next time I have steamboat dinner at your place, pls correct me if I say your service staff. "Can I have a fork"

He!he!he!

Anonymous said...

Anwar Ibrahim...

Masyarakat Madani, Renaissance Man, Bahasa Baku,..

Crony, Rasuah, IMF, Reformasi,

Liwat, Sukma, Azizan, Mior, Not Relevant, Correct-3, Lewat, Mokhtar, CIFU2day.

From Anwar Ibrahim to B.A.B.I

CIFU2Day Niakong?

Anonymous said...

haiya, kesian itu muda punya olang tatak kuat! Olang tua pun tak lalat tahan....kalau waa, waa kasi tolak satu tangan pun itu olang tua moleh jatuh lor!! Niamah!

brukarer said...

AI: Today, or...
SB: Not
AI: Today
SB: Shake up here!

Anonymous said...

Hebatlah...sampai sedia ada Jelly..nampak terang-terang..macam dah tau sangat nak sedia jadi Yang Berkhidmat...!
Kalau tak silap dulu pernah belajar sains.. "Simbiosis" tak perlu marah-marah..!Kalau nak cerita..cakaplah terang-terang..biar semua faham..!
Dik Malaysiaku yang amat maha..disayangi...!

Kamal said...

Patrick,
I remember not too long ago when I chanced upon one of your snippets where you acted as someone who had wanted to curry some favours from a local bigwig (played by the incredibly funny Harith Iskandar) If my memory doesn't fail me, the character you played was willing to strip down to his underwear!I remember laughing my guts out! You were really funny too Patrick!
So, is it so incredulous that this Saiful fellow is willing to do the same, and then some, just to please his boss?

Need Scholarship... said...

Common sense or natural act:

If one wanna have sex with another person, will you be so frank... "CIFU 2day?"

one would prefer to start saying... you look great, do you have a girlfriend, blah blah blah... how's your sex life? Ever tried anal... blah blah blah..."

Don't think he will directly say.. CIFU!! Furthermore it's from a guy to another guy.

Anyway, I need a scholarship to further my studies.. any suggestion who should I meet? Maybe I can propose a better script and get a better scholarship (to be ANGKASAWAN II)

Anonymous said...

Jokin onli ah.....Wah, this Saifoo must have learn qi-qong. To believe his story, An-hua must have giv him a local scholarship for the price of a shot-do-me, but an-hua sperm is more valuable than that, so he tighten his arse to trap the sperm for 2 days before reaching a deal with pm for a better oversea scholarship. I heard its a Uni in Europe call somethin like An-ster-dan. Beri smart man, got brain one! ...soli-ah, its onli a joke, in time of crisis, we must tell joke.

Anonymous said...

Maybe ANwar should call up a the Gay community to the witness stand instead of the PM and ask them is Saiful descriptions of his behind act credible or not. Then get the Gay community to describe in details how a real behind act is done....afterall the gomen and the high judges are so keen in this whole sodomy thing. Might as well get real.

Anonymous said...

How to believe that DSAI cum in Shitful anus... DSAI must be damm horny that day.

DSAI must be pumping very very hard and long in order cum (probably he has drank 4 bottles of Redbull + 2 liters of 100plus + 2 viagra).

Kakaka...

everly said...

Saya nak fuck you, boleh?

Huh?

Your asshole...

No.

Come on!

Umm...

[ouch]

vengai said...

this fellow is living in luxurious condominium now and using and expensive car. Wonder where he get it from. may be full time selling his backside to the UMoooono top guns?

Anonymous said...

Saiful is sponsored by Levi's?

Anonymous said...

"CIFU 2day?" should be trademarked in case it becomes the "FCUK" (french connection UK - the clothing label' of Malaysia.

If you want to make money, you can make T-shirts bearing the logo of "CIFU 2day?".

It will rival the I Love NY T-shirts!

Patrick, this is a good biz idea. Then you will be CI FU SAI with the money earned.

Anonymous said...

This is what I think:-

1. Anwar is a politician who have lot of supporters, within the country and oversea as well.

2. Saiful is nobody, he even fail to complete his study.

3. I guess when the first time Anwar asked Saiful to have an*l s*x with him, he might think..

3.1 "If I refuse and tell people that this guy try had asked me to have sex with him, will people believe me? They might even spit to my face. People won't trust me and I guess will effect my future"

3.2 "If I refuse nicely and shut my mouth, will him can forget this easily since I already know his secret and he would see me as threat, he might do "something" about this "

3.3 "If I agree, and when "those" thing occurred, at least I have something (evidences)to back me when I make a police report instead of empty handed"

4. Base on the above assumption, if the sexual intercourse really occurred, Saiful might choose the option which he thought the severity of outcome is less. At least he have people who support him since he have the evidences instead of telling everyone that a high profile leader try to sodomized him without any evidence..

5. If any of you don't agree with me. Juz close your eyes and imagine a very high profile leader (known internationally) ask u to have sexual intercourse with him. What will u do? Kick him at his private part and tell everyone that he's trying to rape u?? And do u think people will believe by looking back at your background?

Anonymous said...

The message to the rape victims in
bolehland is not to wash yourself up after the incident, stay constipated for 2 days so that our bolehland anus expert could extract the dna/sperm of the rapist for you to seek redemption in the kangaroo court.

CIFU2Day

Anonymous said...

The message to the rape victims in
bolehland is not to wash yourself up after the incident, stay constipated for 2 days so that our bolehland anus expert could extract the dna/sperm of the rapist for you to seek redemption in the kangaroo court.

CIFU2Day

Anonymous said...

Can I fuck you TODAY? TODAY? Means dat Nuar already ask him to do it many times lor... And if Nuar took him to HK n other places (including his bedroom kekeke) dats means his not a stranger lor...

NIAMAHHH!!!!!!!! Kekekeke

ash

jolly good jelly said...

DID anyone ask why Sai surrendered the KY Jelly?

How did he come to possess the KY Jelly?

What use has he of the KY Jelly?

A soldier goes into battle with his gun.

A hunter has his hunting knife at his hip.

A lady sometimes carry pepper-sprays, condoms as precautions and KY Jelly as an easy passage aid.

We men carry french-caps as a precaution against STD and unwanted "accidents".
Most men or boys do not carry KY jelly unless.........

Anonymous said...

Most men or boys do not carry KY jelly unless ....

i. bad experience of being "anal"yzed for the 1st time (pain, uneasiness..etc)

ii. being told by the "big boss" to bring the KY jelly

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Maybe ANwar should call up a the Gay community to the witness stand instead of the PM and ask them is Saiful descriptions of his behind act credible or not. Then get the Gay community to describe in details how a real behind act is done....afterall the gomen and the high judges are so keen in this whole sodomy thing. Might as well get real.

11:54 PM
____

Haha, this is funny! Yes, please send in EXPERT WITNESSES, at least 10 bona fide practicing homo men.. It'll be a circus.

Fook this country, haha!

Anonymous said...

I'm bewildered myself with a friend of mine who told me the last time she shat was like a week ago. There's actually people who can abstain from shitting; if you went to PLKN you'll meet at least one person who's constipated for the whole 3 months (batshit crazy, I know). So STFU to those who can't comprehend how Saiful didn't sh!t for like 2 days. And obviously all the mindless commentators here are either.. too straight and naive, never heard such porn words like gangbang, fisting, rimming etc, and never divulged into the debauched world of scandalous sex (or you never really cared that your dad has a mistress or two). So, again STFU to the noobs (ew u guys are so virgins!!!)!! And you might never have been raped, that's why all the Standard 3 mindset here. Open up your mind, peeps. Don't let your faith/loyalty/bird brain make you overlook the truth and pass judgment nonchalantly. The unwittingly cynicism of yours ends here, now. Besides, it was Anwar that asked for closed proceedings when Saiful was about to reveal the 5 minutes (5 minit je?? Gila ah, org tua ni amik tongkat ali ke, or hormone therapy??) of thrusting action and how Anwar actually cummed into his anus. And how they didn't use the bed and instead use the floor with a towel laid down. What was to be ashamed of unless it's true? Why the prosecution insisted that there's no penetration? Er, don't tell me actually there's fisting going on, and that's how Anwar's DNA got into the anus! Ewwwwww!! Either way, Anwar is in dipsh!t coz he keeps delaying. Well, problem delayed is problem denied. Even if it's consensual sex, Anwar's the one going behind the bars, not the victim who gave consent. Yeah, M'sian law is weird in a way.

-by: EH EH EH!!-

Nuffnang