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Thursday, March 25, 2010

Fantastic Fact and Funny

AIYOH! Cousin, you damn funny la.

Since becoming prime minister by default Najib Razak has said many funny things. His most famous piece of comedy being 1Malaysia! Yay! But following as a very close second is his statement at the recent National Press Club NAZA Awards night......

“I have always been of the view that freedom without responsibility is no freedom at all. I believe the world media can take some lessons from our Malaysian media.

“This is probably what some self-appointed western guardians of the free press at times fail to understand"......

Funny or not? The world media cant take some lessons from our Malaysian media.! PHWAAAR! Notice that he said OUR Malaysian media and not THE Malaysian media.

Then some more he got say there......

"As long as the reports do not run foul of our existing laws, the press is free to report on pretty much anything...."

Do not run foul of OUR existing laws you are free to report anything = as long as you tow OUR line you can write anything la.

True or not? Funny ah? I thought so.

Niamah!!!

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your 'khah chng' damn runny la.

patrickteoh said...

Khah chng is Hokkein for asshole, anus, backside...

tupingera said...

Could najib and mugabe have the same speech-writer?

Anonymous said...

What najib said was New York Times should learn from Awang Selamat!

Ralfie said...

uncle pat,

I already laughed hard when I first read it in The Star. Read it to my friends, they too laughed out loud while rolling on the ground. But then again Najib has said so many other funny things before especially on his facebook. Funny why those muslim supporters of his didn't question when he had that broadband event started at 7pm when you will surely missed the Maghrib prayers. I'm a muslim so I found it really funny and weird.

Najib, Zahid Hamidi and Ibrahim Ali really top my list of the funniest people in Malaysia. Can't you really fine anybody else who will say the darnest things?

Anonymous said...

very soon the word niamah will appear in the oxford dictionary.

Anonymous said...

he laughin like mad,damn "farny" fella.......canto word, farn.....

Anonymous said...

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2010/3/25/nation/20100325112156&sec=nation

Najib said about pay increase for police:

“This improvement initiative will involve over 52 million personnel of other ranks,” he said.

BUT HOW CAN?
I thought Malaysia's population is only 27 million? No?

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I think the PM is nyonyok already.So many things in his mind so sometimes his brain cannot connect properly with the mouth.Pity Rosmah!

ahoo said...

Laughter is the best medicine for him since many many cases of crime goes unsolved. So, when the two big guys are together, they said that more crimes will be solved.

Only God knows what goes through their minds when they open their big mouth to speak. With such men at the top of the govt office, we need to buckle up more tightly and enjoy the roller coaster ride like those of the disneyland's " space shuttle ride."

Anonymous said...

5 years having pak lah joking around but...

but this fler think he is damn more funny

Anonymous said...

Read this in MT "The IGP is currently under heavy pressure, following his revelation of an external force, which he claimed was influencing the operations of the police."

1. He must explain to the nation what 3rd force he was refering to? This is not Star Wars movie where the force is strong....

2. The 3rd force must be very powerful or above him, otherwise WHY he didn't take any action though he claimed the 3rd force is influencing the police operation.

3. If it's influencing the police operation and he didn't report earlier or take any action. Isn't this a security threat to the country? If your rakyat's safety if under threat and you didn't take action, Isn't that a betrayal of trust?

4. Can he shut up just like that and not giving a detail report? If my janitor says someone is influencing his job... I don't care la. But for PIG (or he call himself IGP) to say that and no follow-up action?? Something wrong le.

Anonymous said...

WAH ! EVERYBODY WITH DIPLOMA CERTIFICATE CAN NOW START APPLY FOR KPN (KETUA POLIS NEGARA).I THINK THE OPPOSITION MUST ALSO INVESTIGATE THE HISSAPPUTING CERTIFICATE ALSO.ALL THE YB ALSO MUST BE INVESTIGATE ALSO.EXP-DMMS,PJK,AMN,LIWAT II AND ECT.MALAYSIA IN ONE WONDERLAND.

Anonymous said...

"Freedom without responsibility is no freedom at all"?????

WTF does that mean?

Its intellectual nonsense. Or rather the one speaking is a nonsense intellectual.

Why is freedom without responsibility not freedom or even bad? As far as I am concern, anyone that does not appreciate the need to be not responsible for anything once in a while is a FOOL..

We have freaking idiots who think they are smarter than that the smartest running this country..

Anonymous said...

wow...............we can afford air tickets and fly to others country then read their papers ok, if not we read foreign online news and IT'S NOTHING LIKE MALAYSIA MSM NEWS.

niakong said...

Yeah, i guess this is the only time that i agree 100% with Hishamuddin (as per pic)!!!

Anonymous said...

Dear bro Pat

You have turned bolehland into Fannyland. Oops ! I meant Funnyland.

Looks like life in malaysia is one long laugh.Hahahahahaaaa.....Ahhhhhh I have lost control of my bowels...

Some people are just full of shit.

Trashed said...

Its the same thing that the China govt told Google - you can do anything as long as you comply with what we let you do !

Google have since decided thanks but no thanks.

Anonymous said...

Yes report anything you like, as long as it does not run foul of 'our' laws. Whose laws??. 'Our' laws lah!!.Where have you been. The ISA, Sedition Law lah!!!. Craps from numbed politician.

Anonymous said...

This is what happen when you put someone in charge for over 50 years.Overtime they have grown to think everything you have are own by them and you like the cantonese saying " U can blow me melt " meh..loosely translated to what can you do about it . I say let make sure the next GE we really "niamah" them properly...

Antares said...

Not sure whether to feel amused or abused.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahahahahha, damnn FUNNY LA retarded!

Anonymous said...

It looks like the rakyat are darn mad with the present gomen that any other tom dick and harry gomen will do better. We are all looking forward to the next GE.

Anonymous said...

MALAYSIA BOLEH!!! We always think we are better. That is the weakness of us Malaysians.
...we think we make cars better than the Japanese until the Koreans overtook us.
...we think we are better than the countries around us, now we are worse than them.
...we think we can teach others without taking stock of our own level of understanding.

Anonymous said...

Najib’s promise to end rent-seeking was almost an exact echo of speeches by his predecessor, former Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi, who was unable to make any progress whatsoever in the face of implacable opposition from UMNO cronies.

Nuffnang