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Thursday, March 25, 2010

This is funny

Someone left a comment on the post Fantastic Facts and Funnies. I thought I'd share it with you here in case you're too lazy to click on the comments section to read it. Enjoy!

For the sake of balance and objectivity, let me say this:

"Patrick Teoh! you extreme talentless geriatric old fart. Why are you so extreme and arrogant?! Can't you see all the good things the government has done for you and your extremities? Isn't the grass extremely brown on the other side? So brown in fact, as to blind you to all the goodness and peace and wonderfulness that surrounds you when you go to sleep at night and dream extreme, inappropriate and viridian thoughts about the other side's grass? Your arrogance stems from the pathologically extreme need to hit back at perceived "injustices" (i.e. being referred to parenthetically without proper syntax) inflicted on you, redundantly and for no apparent reason. The Voice of Malaysia has become the Joker indeed, which has caused a lot of people to laugh, as this is what jokers do and get paid for."

Okay, that's it. In response to this, I suggest you post the following separately:

"This is a wonderful country. I am so happy to know that I am safe and can sleep soundly and the grass is green. Losmah Manchor so bootifooo. Yes. Truly.

NIAMAH!!!"

43 comments:

Stormsea7 said...

0.o wah, he talk so much, but if you notice something, he doesn't even provide a single proof. Just go around bashing nia.

Brudder, if you wan to proof patrick is ignorant, give some undeniable proof lah! Shouldn't be that hard right? Since this land so soo "wonderful" lol

sometimes...I am not sure if its from a Cybertrooper or a true-born Malaysian.

I tend to think its the former but then... if it's the latter, then i am rather worried (...very much worried)

oh and by the way, as the saying goes, "Don't feed the troll"

Trashed said...

To the writer of that piece, the injustices are not perceived and I believe that it has affected ALL Malaysians, not just a couple of segments.

I don't think Patrick has ever said that this country is not beautiful. His criticisms are pointed at the lies and ironies that are perpetuated by those in power as well as inefficiencies in abundance. As Malaysians, we should all be concerned where our tax Ringgit goes to ... unless you don't pay taxes ?

No doubt if the incumbent govt is ever replaced and a new regime takes over which is equally blur, Patrick will also shoot those Niamah stings at them, too.

What can one do when the govt of the day and the MSM try to defend the indefensible ?

Sakari said...

AHAHA. For real!? Losmah Manchor indeed :P

Anonymous said...

Looks like somebody is taking advantage of Google Translation.

Douglas said...

Indeed, this joker himself/herself is a joke...Haha

the traveller said...

Is this a joke? Please say it's a joke. Yeah the government has done so much that's why even the government scholars are looking for every chance they can get to runaway from the country. Imagine that! Maybe that's the same reason why professionals are going out of the country to find better opportunities overseas. We paid taxes of course the government has to work for us!

Anonymous said...

I am getting sick and tired of all these comments...

The government is doing a lot of things for the people, and this might be a true statement...

But are they doing enough to ensure that all welfares of the people are being provided, maintained and protected?

The last I saw a signboard by the road saying "Siapakah pengkhianat melayu"...

I wondered why there was such thing as pengkhianat. Who was sold by whom, and to whom? Mengkhianati by helping chinese or indians?

Another thing... if I were powerful and rich enough I would help as much as I possibly could indians. God damn it they are under-educated and not given as much care as they should be receiving...

This wanker who posted the above should know:

1. There are plenty of impractical and unnecessary projects by the stupid government.

2. The govt is biased and still operates under a lousy environment... in my humble opinion. When was the last time you have been to a govt dept where the officers were hard at work and serving you pleasantly. NONE!

3. The govt and the ruling coalition can take little to no criticism.

4. the govt still does not want people to think for themselves. They want to control everything!

5. Robert Kuok sold his sugar company to a nice rich chap who coincidentally is a Bumiputera... hey I am not saying anything ok... don't accuse me of anything righttt.... then the price of sugar terus went up.

6. Natural resources like petroleum and fuel allow the govt to overspend... but look at us... my friend who's 52 with 3 children is earning just 1200 a month! 1200 a month!!!!!! I really am amazed how he's still coping up with all the pressure.

7. if you stay complacent then there's no room for growth... without critical actions and thinking as well as deceisions.... you will never achieve any growth.

our govt is a specialist at saying "fine, no problem in malaysia. see we never really have had any problem ok...? so don't fuk with me people or i will send you to prison"

The small little town that I live in has a police station. At that, a huge police station... one that has 2 towers of "apartment" for the policemen to live in... mind you, it's a small town...

do you think they really need 4 blocks in 2 towers of 20+ stories? stupid la...

it is without a single doubt that a lot can be done by the people and government... stop playing tricks and say you are not playing tricks.

Awang said...

"Ganda Wang Anda" if Malaysia is not selamat, then double it in Singapore's playhouses.
Tetapi, memang betul Temasik lebih adil dari Khazanah !

Anonymous said...

the views are for 4-5 years old !

patritic to Malaysia means we care for the future of our next generations regardless of whether we subscribe to UMNOputras, PKRians etc.

Stop being hypocrites (care for own pockets) and truly serves the nation, all MPs !!!!!!!!

Bangkit s/o Perkasa said...

Wonder what Ibrahim Ali will react if he knows the young sons and daughters of his so-called Perkosa members are now members of Bangkit !

http://jombangkit.org/

Anonymous said...

The bloke has got rose tinted glasses on mah !!!!!

JLWH

Anonymous said...

The Sultan of Selangor has done the right thing in withdrawing from his earlier agreement to open the inaugural general meeting of Pertubuhan Peribumi Perkasa Negara (Perkasa) on March 27. Although the reason given is that the Sultan does not want to be seen to be supporting a politician, namely, Ibrahim Ali, who heads the NGO, the more important implication is that right-wing organisations, even though they are championing Malay rights, have to be “tolerant and respect other races” and operate within existing laws.

Anonymous said...

Eeerrrrr.....
Let me go dig for a dictionary.
Be back to comment yah...!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations to the guy..what can I say? he must be living a good life without needing to experience the shit most people have gone through..(well for me, what I had to go through) this guy thinks we love to bitch about things for no reason..grass isn't always greener than the other side..cos we ain't blind, we see what's happening around the world too, and they have their problems...so to the guy livin the gooood life..f**k you..

Anonymous said...

Pat,
This is also funny!!!.Najib announced yesterday that RM1b will be distributed to buy notebooks for disadvantage students for the enhanced broadband scheme!It would be 1 million students to benefit if my maths is correct.With volume buy, a notebook should cost about RM1000.He did not give details how it is going to be managed and distributed! So, brother, tau sama tau lah!!!

wenn said...

i don't get it. why people criticize the government so much. just live our lives. be happy..

Usamae bien Ladaien said...

morning unc pat,

i think u and i haf things in common la.. i can read ur mind, belif anot? =D

when i went through d comments section on ur post yday, and when i came across that comment, d first thing i thought of was: dis sure wil appear in Niamah!!! tmrw. haha.. and that came true.

unc pat, u r like a genie to me.. u can fulfil my wishes.. haha!!

long live Niamah!!!

u-en said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA you chaps really do crack me up la.

Can't you tell the difference between a real cybertrooper and a piss-take of a cybertrooper?

Honestly, when was the last time anyone from umno said "viridian thoughts about the other side's grass"?

Your reactions kinda prove them right, though. (The cybertroopers, that is.)

NIAMAH!!!

Anonymous said...

Patrick, I love reading your articles. Yeah, it can sometimes (or most times) be cynical and satirical. But that's why we love reading them. The truth hurts. So those who get picked upon by your articles get quite pickled. but then these people deserve to get roasted or worse. Please keep up the good work.
KLite

Anonymous said...

"injustices" (i.e. being referred to parenthetically without proper syntax) inflicted on you.

Does that make the grass brown ?

Anonymous said...

Safe ? Check with Anita Sarawak first and see if she feels safe.

Anonymous said...

I wish I can say I live in a country that is safe and sound. I really do...

I move into my new house in Taman Jasmin Kajang on 31st Dec 2008 which I bought second hand. In front of my house is a grass field and playground. Normally I park my old '90s Proton Saga in front of my house beside the field.

Then, one nice morning in Oct 2009, I woke up to find my OLDDIES SAGA is gone. Then, I made a police report. One week after, the police sent me a letter saying they can't get any info and if I have any info I should procide to them. I just wet my pant reading that...you get what i mean. In fact, many broke in case reported in my neighbourhood.

So recently the neighbourhood formed a voluntary task force to do night patrol. I am joining them once a week to do the patrolling. So, is this the world that we called safe home?

I WANT A SAFE HOME, FOR MY WIFE AND KID TO SLEEP SOUNDLY.

I hope I am not asking too much. BTW, I pay taxes.

Anonymous said...

" Losmah Manchor so bootifooo ". WOW. This is classic. Love it.

eugene said...

Thank you bro for allowing the fundamental of "freedom of speech" here........

In fact i dare to say that no one can say Malaysia is not a beautiful place, i love this country, but i believe change will make the country better.

I love this country, not the government of the day.............

Anthony said...

Eventhough the post itself is funny, what makes me feel sad is that most ppl who commented in this post can't see the humourous side of it.

I'm not sure about you Pat but I personally think your readers don't get it. Hah...

Relak sikit braders...

Anonymous said...

Pat, like my 2years old son used to say, no care them la! Continue with you niamah writing. Ther are more people who enjoy reading what u write than people who dun. So why bother!

Usamae bien Ladaien honestly said...

this u-en dude dun seem to get enuf..

c'mon la brader.. if things here are oh-so perfect, then thr wont b ppl complaining la.. u thought only unc pat complaining ar..? i can safely assure u, more than 80% of "learned" malaysians r complaining..

u see those polis ar.. early morning d traffic jam like sardin, u wont see them appearing.. when d traffic isnt that jam, u wil see them "pipp.. pipp.. jalan-jalan.." wat d f**k is that ah..?

lets nt compare us wif anyone la.. juz ask urself honestly.. u satisfied wif things around u ar..? goto d post office, those baagers wil b doing things slowly 4u.. then u go read their piagam pelanggan.. i m sure many would b shouting "F**K YOU" on top of their voices..

malaysia is a beautiful country, no doubt about that.. but, wif those niamah and niaseng govnmt around ah, wat beauty wil oso disappear la..

if u wan malaysia to grow up and advance, 1st, those sohai ppl ruling dis country shd f**k out.. and i mean that!!

bennyloh said...

"Losmah Manchor so bootifooo"
Ok, Patrick you passed, you are a good guy now.

Anonymous said...

Actually I find something strange. Its not like this blog or subject is new..The vitriol of 'that group' of people was not seen for a while after 3/08.

Why the sudden resurgence of these kinds of vitriol? And its not just his site. Its actually all over top websites also showing up here and there.

Something else is going on, me think its linked to Perkasa own sentiment and effort. 'That group' is very very worried because they know things are worst than 3/08 and look only to get worst for them..

Anonymous said...

heh... yeah. bloggers and blog readers should run a country. lets add facebookers and twitters as well.

Anonymous said...

I feel that it's just a matter of which blog we go to. Patrick never said Malaysia has nothing good. He just highlight what's lacking in our government. We can't say that the thing he mentioned was wrong. It's just that most of the time he mentioned the wrong thing more than the right thing. If we want to read the good thing, we can always go to the government website for info.

I won't expect myself to go to English blog and hope to read Bahasa Malaysia write up. Can I say that this English blog is not patriotic?

Anonymous said...

If you feel hurt reading Niamah blog, then I suggest you syiok sendiri with Utusan Malaysia.

To each his own.

kiwi said...

wahhh this felar da england so guud leh. green grass brown grass what this about grass men?

Anonymous said...

Cyber troopers' english!
hahahahahahaahaha, trying too hard la bro!

Anonymous said...

Dear bro Pat

I have to agree with this sarcastic man that you are a nasty man. I don't blame you for wanting to right the wrongs in Bochorland. I wouldn't expect you to be an angel among devils. Keep it up nasty but honest man. If you need any help to be more arrogant and extreme just let this equally nasty man know.

mob1900 said...

Things I learn from being hit by UMNGOK cybertroopers, it means you're pressing all the right buttons and exposing the double-talk of our 'Fuhrers' for all to see. Keep hitting 'em Pat, and hit 'em hard.

FA said...

bootifoo. LMAO

also, uncle pat, your commentors are too funny lah.

Anonymous said...

ASK THIS JOKER TO PUBLISH HIS/HER HOME ADDRESS IN THE NEWSPAPER AND THAT HIS/HOME IS NOT LOCKED BECAUSE HE/SHE IS LEAVING IN A SAFE COUNTRY.

ALSO KEEP HIS/HER CAR UNLOCK.

KEEP ALL HIS/HER MONEY AND JEWELRY IN THE LIVING ROOM UNCOVERED.

THEN WE WAIT FOR THE NEWS.

MengQ said...

=.=" sweat...dunno to cry or laugh...

Anonymous said...

reading your blog happens to be one of my fav things to do at the end of a tiring day. i hardly have time to do anything else, due to work pressure. ur blog keep me in touch with our current news.

those opinions are expressed by an ignorant person who obviously benefited from the meager handout of the current govt and have the wonderful fortune of never running into a mugger, robber or rapist. Crimes are left unsolved, the poor are getting poorer and the rich are never out of opportunities to steal more riches under the ppl.

keep up the good job, pat. your voice still sounds as melodious as ever...

Anonymous said...

I guess some people don't know what is satire. It seems like we have lost the ability to laugh at ourselves. Anyway Patrick, keep on blogging. Don't get distracted by the chicken, turkeys, crows and vultures. They are all scavengers preying on poisoned meat and giving thanks for what little scrap they get. Continue to blog and soar high with your comments. I enjoy your writing very much and at the same time am very happy to be Malaysian. We just need to make Malaysia a country for the people by the people, as it was meant to be in the first place. And we need people like you to make this happen.

Anonymous said...

Ayooo, people! Why bother explaining anything to the bastard? IT's probably someone like KJ, thinking he's so clever to play a joke by demonstrating his ability to use big words, albeit in an inappropriate and wordy way.

Sim said...

I always find it funny when people use the thesaurus to 'improve' their writing. Thanks for posting it up.

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